The Myron Bolitar Series 7-Book Bundle (206 page)

“To keep her from telling the truth?”

“Again that Duke education.”

“But that makes no sense. She was killed after the plagiarism was discovered, right?”

“Right after, yeah.”

“So it was too late by then. Everyone thinks he’s guilty already. He’s lost his job. He’s disgraced. If his mistress now comes out and says ‘Yeah, I lied,’ it wouldn’t really change a thing. What would Stan have gained by killing her?”

Bruce shrugged. “Maybe her retraction would have removed any doubt.”

“But there’s not much doubt there anyway.”

The bartender came over. Bruce ordered a sandwich. Myron shook him off. “Can you find out where Stan Gibbs is hiding?”

Bruce waved down the bartender again. “I already know.”

“How?”

“He was my friend.”

“Was or is?”

“Is, I guess.”

“You like him?”

“Yeah,” Bruce said. “I like him.”

“Yet, you still think he did it.”

“Murder, probably not. Plagiarize …” He shrugged. “I’m a cynical guy. And just because a guy is a friend of mine doesn’t mean he can’t do dumb things.”

“Will you give me his address?”

“Will you tell me why?”

Myron sipped his flat club soda. “Okay, this is the
part where you say you want to know what I have. Then I say I have nothing and when I do, you’ll be the first to know. Then you get kinda huffy and say I owe you and that’s not good enough, but in the end you take the deal. So why don’t we skip all that and just give me the address?”

“Will I still get my sandwich?”

“Sure.”

“Fine, then,” Bruce said. “Doesn’t matter. Stan hasn’t talked to anyone since he resigned—not even his close friends. What makes you think he’ll talk to you?”

“Because I’m a witty dinner companion and natty dresser?”

“Yeah, that.” He turned to Myron and looked at him heavily. “Now, this is the part where I tell you that if you find anything, anything, that suggests that Stan Gibbs is being set up, you tell me because I’m his friend and I’m a reporter hungry for a big story.”

“Not to mention a sandwich.”

No smile. “You got me?”

“Got you.”

“Anything you want to tell me now?”

“Bruce, I got less than nothing. It’s just a thread I need to snip away.”

“You know Cross River in Englewood?”

“A mid-eighties condo development that looks like something out of
Poltergeist
.”

“Twenty-four Acre Drive. Stan just came back to the area. He’s renting there.”

The Morning Mosh was not really the establishment’s name. Located in a converted warehouse downtown on the West Side, the Mosh had a neon sign that changed as the day went on. The word
Mosh
stayed lit all the time, but in the morning it blinked
Morning Mosh
, then
Mid-Day Mosh
(as it now read) and later on,
Midnight Mosh.
And that’s
Mosh
, not
Nosh.
Myron had expected a bagel store. But the letter was
M
, not
N
, and this place was
Mosh.
As in
Mosh Pit.
As in some retro heavy-metal band minus the talent blaring sounds that could strip paint while kids danced—and we’re using that term in its loosest form here—in a pit, careening off one another like a thousand pinballs released into the machine at the same time.

A sign by the front door read
FOUR BODY PIERCE MINIMUM TO ENTER (EARS DON’T COUNT)
.

Myron stayed on the sidewalk and used his cell phone. He called the Mosh’s number. A voice answered, “Go for it, dude.”

“Suzze T please.”

“Dig.”

Dig?

Suzze came on two minutes later. “Hello?”

“It’s Myron. I’m out on the curb.”

“Come in. No one bites. Well, except for that guy who bit the legs off a live frog last night. Man, that was so cool.”

“Suzze, please meet me out here, okay?”

“What-ev-er.”

Myron hung up, feeling old. Suzze came out less than a minute later. She wore bell-bottom jeans with a gravity-defying waist that stayed up south of her hips. Her top was pink and much too small, revealing not only a flat stomach but a bottom-side hint of what interested the fine folks at Rack Enterprises. Suzze sported only one tattoo (a tennis racket with a snake’s head grip) and no piercings, not even her ears.

Myron pointed to the sign. “You don’t meet the minimum piercing requirement.”

“Yeah, Myron, I do.”

Silence. Then Myron said, “Oh.”

They started walking down the street. Another strange Manhattan neighborhood. Kids and the homeless hung out together. There were bars and nightclubs alongside daycare centers. The modern city. Myron passed a storefront with a sign:
TATTOOS WHILE U WAIT.
He reread the sign and frowned. Like how else would you do it?

“We got a weird endorsement offer,” Myron said. “You know the Rack Bars?”

Suzze said, “Like, upscale topless, right?”

“Well, topless anyway.”

“What about them?”

“They’re opening up a chain of topless coffee bars.”

Suzze nodded. “Cool,” she said. “I mean, taking the popularity of Starbucks and mixing it with Scores and Goldfingers, well, it’s totally wise.”

“Uh, right. Anyway, they’re having this big grand opening and they’re trying to generate excitement and media attention and all that. So they want you to make a, uh, guest appearance.”

“Topless?”

“Like I said on the phone, I had an offer I wanted you to refuse.”

“Totally topless?”

Myron nodded. “They insist on nipple visibility.”

“How much they willing to pay?”

“Two hundred thousand dollars.”

She stopped. “Are you shitting me?”

“I shit you not.”

She whistled. “Lots of cha-ching.”

“Yes, but I still think—”

“This was, like, their first offer?”

“Yes.”

“Do you think you could get them up?”

“No, that would be your job.”

She stopped and looked at him. Myron shrugged his apology.

“Tell them yes,” she said.

“Suzze …”

“Two hundred grand for flashing a bit of booby? Christ, last night I think I did it in there for free.”

“That isn’t the same thing.”

“Did you see what I wore in
Sports Illustrated
? I might as well have been naked.”

“That isn’t the same thing either.”

“This is Rack, Myron, not some sleazoid place like Buddy’s. It’s upscale topless.”

“Saying ‘upscale topless’ is like saying ‘good toupee,’ ” Myron said.

“Huh?”

“It might be good,” he said, “but it’s still a toupee.”

She cocked her head. “Myron, I’m twenty-four years old.”

“I know that.”

“That’s like 107 in women-tennis years. I’m ranked thirty-one in the world right now. I haven’t made two hundred grand over the past two years on tour. This is a big score, Myron. And man, will it change my image.”

“Exactly my point.”

“No, listen up, tennis is looking for draws. I’ll be controversial. I’ll get tons of attention. I’ll suddenly be a big name. Admit it, my appearance fees will quadruple.”

Appearance fees are the money paid to the big names just to show up, win or lose. Most name players make far more in appearance fees than prize money. It’s where the potential major
dinero
is, especially for a player ranked thirty-first.

“Probably,” Myron said.

She stopped and grabbed his arm. “I love playing tennis.”

“I know that,” he said softly.

“Doing this will extend my career. That means a lot to me, okay?”

Christ, she looked so young.

“All of what you’re saying may be true,” Myron said. “But at the end of the day, you’re still appearing at a topless bar. And once it’s done, it’s done. You will always be remembered as the tennis player who appeared topless.”

“There are worse things.”

“Yes. But I didn’t become an agent to get in the stripping business. I’ll do what you want. You’re my client. I want what’s best for you.”

“But you don’t think this is best for me?”

“I have trouble advising a young woman to appear topless.”

“Even if it makes sense?”

“Even if it makes sense.”

She smiled at him. “You know something, Myron? You’re cute when you’re being a prude.”

“Yeah, adorable.”

“Tell them yes.”

“Think about it for a few days, okay?”

“It’s a no-brainer, Myron. Just do what you do best.”

“What’s that?”

“Get the number up. And tell them yes.”

Cross River Condos was one of those complexes that looked like a movie façade, like whole buildings might topple over if you pushed against any one wall. The development was sprawlingly cramped, with every building looking exactly the same. Walking through it was like something out of
Alice in Wonderland
, all avenues mirroring the others, until you got dizzy. Have too much drink and you’re bound to stick your key in the wrong lock.

Myron parked near the complex pool. The place was nice but too close to Route 80, the major artery that ran from, well, here in New Jersey to California. The traffic sounds sloshed over the fence. Myron located the door to 24 Acre Drive and then tried to figure out which windows belonged to it. If he had it right, the lights were on. So was the television. He knocked on the door. Myron saw a face peer through the window next to the door. The face did not speak.

“Mr. Gibbs?”

Through the glass, the face said, “Who are you?”

“My name is Myron Bolitar.”

A brief pause. “The basketball player?”

“At one time, yes.”

The face looked through the window for a few more seconds before opening the door. The odor of too many cigarettes wafted through the opening and happily nested inside Myron’s nostrils. Not surprisingly, Stan Gibbs had a cigarette in his mouth. He had a gray stubble-to-beard going, too far gone for retro
Miami Vice.
He wore a yellow Bart Simpson sweatshirt, dark green sweatpants, socks, sneakers, and a Colorado Rockies baseball cap—the standard fashion fare shared with equal fervor by joggers and couch potatoes. Myron suspected the latter here.

“How did you find me?” Stan Gibbs asked.

“It wasn’t difficult.”

“That’s not an answer.”

Myron shrugged.

“It doesn’t matter,” Stan said. “I have no comment.”

“I’m not a reporter.”

“So what are you?”

“A sports agent.”

Stan took a puff of the cigarette, didn’t remove it from his mouth. “Sorry to disappoint you, but I haven’t played competitive football since high school.”

“May I come in?”

“No, I don’t think so. What do you want?”

“I need to find the kidnapper you wrote about in your article,” Myron said.

Stan smiled with very white teeth, especially when you considered the smoking. His skin was sort of clumpy and winter-colorless, his hair thin and tired, but he had those bright eyes, superbright eyes, the kind that look like supernatural beacons are shining out from within. “Don’t you read the papers?” he asked. “I made the whole thing up.”

“Made it up or copied it from a book?”

“I stand corrected.”

“Or maybe you were telling the truth. In fact, maybe the subject of your articles called me on the phone last night.”

Stan shook his head, the growing ash on the cigarette holding on like a kid on an amusement park ride. “This is not something I want to revisit.”

“Did you plagiarize the story?”

“I already said I wouldn’t comment—”

“This isn’t for public consumption. If you did—if the story was a fake—just tell me now and I’ll go away. I don’t have time to waste on false leads.”

“Nothing personal,” Stan said, “but you’re not making a whole lot of sense here.”

“Does the name Davis Taylor mean anything to you?”

“No comment.”

“How about Dennis Lex?”

That threw him. The dangling cigarette started to slip from Stan’s lips, but he caught it with his right hand. He dropped it on the walkway and watched it sizzle for a moment.

“Maybe you better come in.”

The condo was a duplex centered with that staple of new American contruction, the cathedral ceiling. Plenty of light came in from the big windows, splashing down on a decor straight out of a Sunday circular. A blond-wood entertainment center took up one wall, a matching coffee table not far from it. There was also a white-and-blue-striped couch—Myron would bet his lunch money it was a Serta Sleeper—and matching love seat. The carpeting was the same neutral as the exterior, a sort of inoffensive tan, and the place was clean yet disorderly in a divorcé way, newspapers and magazines and books piled here and there, nothing really put in a specific place.

He had Myron sit on the couch. “Want something to drink?”

“Sure, whatever,” Myron said. The coffee table had one photograph on it. A man had his arms around two
boys. All three were smiling too hard, like they’d just come in second place and didn’t want to appear disappointed. They were standing in a garden of some sort. Behind them loomed a marble statue of a woman with a bow and arrow over her shoulder. Myron picked up the frame and studied it. “This you?”

Gibbs lifted his head while scooping a handful of ice into a glass. “I’m on the right,” he said. “With my brother and my father.”

“Who’s that a statue of?”

“Diana the Huntress. You familiar with her?”

“Didn’t she turn into Wonder Woman?”

Stan chuckled. “Sprite okay?”

Myron put the photograph down. “Sure.”

Stan Gibbs poured the drink, brought it out to Myron, handed it to him. “What do you know about Dennis Lex?”

“Just that he exists,” Myron said.

“So why mention his name to me?”

Myron shrugged. “Why did you react so strongly to hearing it?”

Gibbs took out another cigarette, lit it. “You’re the one who came to me.”

“True.”

“Why?”

No secret. “I’m looking for a man named Davis Taylor. He’s a bone marrow donor who matched a kid and then vanished. I traced him to an address in Connecticut, but he’s not there. So I dug a little more and found out that Davis Taylor is a name change. His real name is Dennis Lex.”