The Monkey's Raincoat (32 page)

They sat together a very long time. Perry cried, then grew quiet, then cried again until he fell asleep in her lap. At ten minutes before eight, she said, “We can go now,” and stood up with her nine-year-old son cradled in her arms like a baby.

We put him, groggy and whimpering, into the back of the Cherokee, then took the long drive to Encino. Coming down off the mountain into the valley, the lights were like brilliant crystal jewels in the rain-washed air. Better than that. It was as if the stars had fallen from the sky and lay stewn along the desert.

“I can do this,” she said.

“Yep.”

“I can pull us together, and keep us together, and go back to school maybe, and go forward.”

“Never any doubt.”

She looked at me. “I won't back up.”

I nodded.

“Not ever,” she said.

I exited the freeway and rolled down the cool silent Encino streets to Janet Simon's house. It was brightly lit, inside and out. The older daughter, Cindy, passed by the front window as we pulled into the drive. “Would you like me to be there when you tell them?” I said.

She sat silently, chewing her lip, staring at the house. “No. If I need help there, let it come from Perry.”

I nodded. A car passed, washing her with light and revealing something ageless in her face. A sort of maturity and life that hadn't been there before, and that you never see in most people. The look of someone who has assumed responsibility.

We got out. I liked it that she didn't expect me to open the door for her.

“You didn't throw away your life with Mort,” I said.

She stared up at me.

“Mort wasn't kidnapped and Mort wasn't dealing with these people. Duran's goons took the boy and Mort went after them. That's where the .32 was. Maybe Mort wasn't there for you anymore, but he tried to be there for Perry. He died trying to save his boy.”

Her eyes looked deep in the night. “How do you know?”

“Poitras ran a paraffin test. The test says Mort fired a gun.
He wouldn't have had to do any shooting unless he was trying to get his son back.”

She took a very deep breath, let it out, and stared down the street. Then she nodded, raised up on her toes, and kissed me. “Thank you.”

The front door opened and Janet Simon appeared in the light. We didn't move toward her and she didn't move out toward us.

“There's more to bring away from this than firing a pistol,” I said.

“I know.”

“You're different now.”

She looked at Janet Simon. “They'll have to get used to that, won't they?”

I helped her lift Perry out. His face was puffy and pale and he clung to her even in sleep. She said, “Would you like to come in?”

I shook my head. “Not if you don't need me. If you need me, I'll stay. If you don't, I'll go sit with Joe.”

She smiled and told me she'd come see Joe tomorrow, then she kissed my cheek once more and walked up to the house. Janet Simon stepped aside to let them in, then shut the door.

Perhaps Janet hadn't seen me.

I stood there, breathing deep, and looked at Pike's Jeep. Even in the dark, I could see it was a mess, muddy and streaked and dusty. I found a self-wash on Ventura Boulevard that was still open, and worked there until the Cherokee sparkled. Then I rolled down the windows and drove slowly in the cool fresh air, drove back to the hospital to wait for Joe Pike.

R
OBERT
C
RAIS
was born in Louisiana but now lives in the Santa Monica mountains with his family and an Akita guard dog. He is the author of the Elvis Cole novels,
Stalking the Angel, Lullaby Town, Free Fall
, and
The Monkey's Raincoat
, which won the Anthony and Macavity Awards and was nominated for the Edgar and Shamus Awards, and of
LA Requiem
, which was also nominated for an Edgar Award.

If you enjoyed STALKING THE ANGEL, you'll want to read Robert Crais's LULLABY TOWN, an Elvis Cole adventure available now!

Patricia Kyle said, “Is this Elvis Cole, the world's greatest detective?”

“Yes, it is.” I was lying on the leather couch across from my desk, enjoying the view that I have of the Channel Islands. I used to have chairs, but a couch is much better to relieve one of the rigors of world-class detecting.

She said, “Were you sleeping?”

I gave her miffed. “I never sleep. I'm waiting for Cindy to come out onto the balcony next door.” The glass doors leading out to my little balcony were open to catch the sea breeze that was blowing up Santa Monica Boulevard into West Los Angeles. It was a nice breeze, cool and smelling of salt and sea birds. The open doors were also better to let me hear Cindy.

“Who's Cindy?”

I switched the phone from the left ear to the right. The left ear was still sore from having been hit hard two times by a Cajun with large forearms and no teeth. “Cindy is a beauty supply distributor who took the office space next door.”

Pat Kyle said, “Hmm. I'll bet I know what she distributes.”

“Your callousness and insensitivity are unbecoming. She is a very nice woman with a ready laugh.”

“Uh-huh. I know what's ready.”

“The private-detecting life is a lonely one. After cleaning the guns and oiling the blackjack, what's a guy to do?”

“You could have lunch with me at Lucy's El Adobe Cafe across from Paramount.”

I said, “Cindy who?”

Pat Kyle laughed. It was clear and without apology, the way a laugh should be. Pat Kyle is forty-four years old and five feet four, with curly auburn hair and good bones and an athlete's build. When we met six years ago, she looked like the Graf Zxeppelin and was having trouble getting out of a bad marriage. I helped. Now she ran four fast miles every day, had her own casting agency, and was engaged to a dentist from Pasadena. Maybe one day I'd learn to like him. She said, “I'm casting a film for Kapstone Pictures and a director named Peter Alan Nelsen. Do you know who he is?”

“He makes action pictures.”

“That's right. With great success.
Time
magazine called him the King of Adventure.”

“They called him a few other things, too.” Arrogant, demanding, brilliant. I had read the article.

“Yes. There is that.” You could hear something behind her. Voices, maybe. “Peter has a problem and I mentioned your name. The Kapstone people want to talk with you.”

“Okay.” I swung up into a sitting position and put my feet on the floor. The detective, ready for action.

“When Peter was in film school, he broke up with his wife just after they had their own child. A boy. Peter hasn't seen or heard from his former wife or their son since, and he wants to find them. I told him that finding people is one of your best things. Are you interested?”

“It's what I do.”

“Kapstone has offices at Paramount. I'll leave a pass at the main gate for you to see Donnie Brewster. Donnie's the head of production.” Donnie. A twelve-year-old running a film company. “Can you be here in about twenty minutes?”

“Let me check my calendar.”

She said, “Ha. What calendar?”

“Callous. You dames are callous.”

She made the nice laugh again and hung up.

I pushed up off the couch and thought about Kapstone Pictures and Peter Alan Nelsen. The Big Time. I was wearing a white Mickey Mouse sweatshirt with a mustard spot high on the right shoulder. Mickey would be okay, but the mustard spot was definitely unacceptable. Did I have time to race home for the tux? I looked at the Pinocchio clock. Unh-unh. I took off the Mickey and put on a yellow and white Hawaiian beachcomber's shirt, a Dan Wesson .38 caliber revolver, and a light blue waiter's jacket. Dress for success. I began to hum.
There's no business like show business
. I turned on the answering machine and listened to the same message I'd been running for two months. “
Elvis Cole Detective Agency, we're cheap.
” Maybe it was
time for a change. You work for a major film company, you need something a bit more show business.
Elvis Cole Detective Agency: There are no small cases, only small detectives—hire the biggest dick in the business
! I decided to leave well enough alone.

I walked the four flights down to the parking garage, got my car, and drove east along Santa Monica Boulevard through the belly of Hollywood. It was October, and the air was cool. I've got a 1966 Corvette convertible, but it wasn't so cool that I had to put up the top. It rarely was. Global warming. With the end of summer, the cars from Utah and Michigan and Delaware were gone, but the cars from Canada were arriving. Snowbirds, come down to beat the cold. At a red light on Santa Monica and La Brea I pulled up next to a maroon Buick sedan from Alberta with a very short man and a very short woman in the front seat and two very short children in the rear. The man was driving and looked confused. I gave them a big smile and a wave and said, “Welcome to Los Angeles.” The woman rolled up her window and locked the door.

I stayed on Santa Monica to Gower, then turned right and followed Gower down past the Hollywood Cemetery to Paramount.

Paramount Studios is an Olympian structure on the corner of Melrose and Gower with a beige stucco siege wall running around its perimeter. The wall is very high, with a heaviness and permanence that has kept Paramount in business long after most of the other original Hollywood studios have gone. In a neighborhood marked by poverty
and litter and street crime, it is free from graffiti. Maybe if you got too near the wall, thugs in chain mall poured boiling oil on you from the parapets.

I rounded the corner at Melrose and tooled up to the guard at Paramount's front gate. “Elvis Cole to see Donnie Brewster.”

The guard looked in a little file. “You the singer?”

I shook my head. “Elvis Presley died in 1978.”

The guard found a yellow slip, stuck it to my window with a piece of tape. “Not the King. That other guy. With the glasses.”

“Elvis Costello. No. I'm not him, either.”

The guard shook his head sadly. “Christ, I remember a time, you said ‘Elvis' there was only one.”

Probably just promoted from parapet duty.

Donnie Brewster was in a two-story earth-colored adobe building with a red tile roof and bird of paradise plants the size of dinosaurs. A receptionist led me to a secretary who showed me into a dark-paneled conference room. In the conference room were Patricia Kyle and a man in his late thirties with a sharply receding hairline and an eight-hundred-dollar sport coat that fit him like a wet tent. What hair he had left was pulled back tight into a short ponytail. Style.

Pat Kyle stood up and smiled and gave me a kiss. She'd been working on her tan since I'd last seen her and it looked good. “Elvis Cole, this is Donnie Brewster. Donnie, Elvis Cole.”

Donnie Brewster gave me a moist hand and looked nervous. “Christ, where were you? I thought you'd never get here.”

“The pleasure is all mine.”

Donnie gave me everyone's-out-to-get-me eyes and glanced at Pat Kyle. “She warned me you thought you were a riot. What you've gotta understand is that this isn't funny.” He held up three fingers. “There's Spielberg, then Lucas, who doesn't direct anymore, then Peter Alan Nelsen. Peter's grosses total one point two
billion
worldwide over six pictures. He's the third most successful director in the history of film, and he knows it.”

“Hard to keep it a secret from him.”

Donnie rubbed his hand over his scalp and tugged at his ponytail. When he rubbed, he rubbed hard. Maybe that's why his hairline was receding. He said, “Peter's gifted and brilliant. Gifted and brilliant people are sometimes difficult and have to be handled carefully.” I think he was saying it was as much to himself as he was to me. He looked at Pat Kyle. “Did you tell him what this is about?”

“Yes.” Pat repeated what she had told me.

Donnie nodded and looked back at me. “That's about it. We need someone who can find the ex and the kid and not waste a lot of time doing it.”

“Okay.”

He sat in one of the swivel chairs, leaned back, and gave me the appraisal look. Getting down to the business of hiring a private eye. “You charge by the hour or the day?”

“I get a flat fee. In advance.”

“How much?”

“Four thousand, plus expenses. The expenses I bill later.”

“That's absurd. We couldn't pay four thousand in advance.”

“How about six thousand?”

He tapped on the table and gave me his best business-affairs frown. “You give it back if you don't find what you're looking for?”

“No.”

More tapping. Convincing himself. “I had our lawyers call around. They spoke to a guy in the D.A.'s office and a policeman named Ito. They say you're pretty good at this sort of thing. How many cases like this have you handled?”

“Maybe three hundred.”

“Unh-hunh. And how many times out of that three hundred did you find the person you were looking for?”

“Maybe two ninety-eight.”

Donnie raised his eyebrows and looked impressed. Maybe he was feeling better about the four grand. “Okay. We get you going on this, how long is it going to take to find them?”

“I don't know.”

“Well, can't you give me some sort of ballpark?”

I spread my hands. “If she's living in Encino and telling her friends that she used to be married to Peter Alan Nelsen, maybe I find her tomorrow. If she's changed her name five times and working as a missionary in the Amazon, it takes longer.”

“Jesus Christ.”

I made a little shrug and smiled. Mr. Confident & Assured. “It's rarely that bad. People usually don't change their names five times and move to the Amazon. People use credit cards and credit histories list prior residences, and people own cars and driver's licenses and social security numbers and any of these things are ideal for tracing someone.”