The Mistress of Nothing (2 page)

I smiled. I could tell she was missing her family. “Not one bit,” I said. “I don’t miss anything about England.”

My Lady laughed. “Well then,” she said, “you are a peculiar creature, Sally Naldrett, but you’re perfect for me.”

I laughed too, but the truth was I was relieved to get away from Esher, to get away from the gossip and malice, the too-close proximity of other servants. I liked being on my own; I liked being in sole charge of my Lady; I liked being away from the younger female staff and their demands, the male staff and their unhelpful expectations. “I’d happily stay at sea forever,” I said.

But that trip, though immensely satisfying for me, had not suited Lady Duff Gordon’s needs. All that sea-travel, all those thousands of miles of water, when what she wants is clear, dry air and hot, dry sunshine. She needs to parch her lungs, to set them out in the sun and warm their very roots, that’s what I think, so she can cough out what ails her once and forever.

And so we returned to England, yet again, after a full year aboard ship. For my Lady, the reunion was sweet. There they were on Victoria Dock, the whole of her family: Sir Alick, waving a white handkerchief; her elder daughter, Miss Janet, Mrs. Henry Ross now, heavily pregnant with her own first child; Master Maurice, grown tall, almost thirteen; and Miss Urania—Rainey—now all of three years of age. My Lady rushed off the ship as though she was one of the lions the captain was transporting below deck, freed from its cage. And I thought, oh, look how my Lady has missed her family! Why didn’t I see how much she missed her family while we were away? At first it was as though Miss Rainey did not know her mother, this pale woman with the smell of sea-salt in her hair, but in the carriage the little girl stared and stared at her mother, who could not stop talking of Africa, of crocodiles and elephants and lions and all the wonders we had seen, and after a while she climbed down from where she was sitting on her father’s knee and climbed up into her mother’s lap. And my Lady stopped talking, and smiled very broadly.

That was this June past. My Lady kept smiling at Miss Rainey through all that transpired during the next few, short weeks. But I knew the doctor’s verdict before it came: our year abroad had not effected a cure. Our year abroad had not changed anything. The illness has Lady Duff Gordon in its grip; it is shrinking her, it is draining her, and it is robbing us all of her in the process.

I am desperate for a solution. Everyone is desperate for a solution because, in our hearts, we know there is no cure. They are all saying it, saying it more loudly this time: Lady Duff Gordon will not survive another winter in England. Mr. Meredith and Doctor Izod have both told her, and Doctor Quail traveled down from London to instruct my Lady himself: if she is to live, she must leave. She must leave her beloved home yet again, her expansive household with its warm and embracing fug of books, pamphlets, papers, and endless loud and good-humored debate; she must leave her steadfast husband, and her precious children, and travel to a place where it actually is warm and light and dry in the dread, dark months of November, December, January, February, March; even April can be bitterly cold and wet in England. I would never have thought that one could die from the weather, no matter how miserable and gray it might be, but another winter will murder my Lady.

And so she must go. Her course is set. And I am to accompany her on her travels once again. My Lady and I are going to Egypt.

I’ll whisper it again, that wonderful word:
Egypt.

I AM LADY DUFF GORDON’S MAID; I AM THIRTY YEARS OLD, A VERY
great age for a single woman. I reckon I became a spinster some years ago although the precise moment it happened passed me by. I have been in the Duff Gordon household for more than a decade, and those dozen years have been good years for me. Before then, penury. My sister Ellen and I were orphaned when we were very young; our parents, Battersea shopkeepers, were killed in a train derailment at Clapham. We were staying with our Aunt Clara in Esher at the time—our parents were on their way to fetch us home—and that is where we remained. But Aunt Clara could not afford, or was not inclined—I never knew which was more true, though I have my suspicions—to keep two extra children, and so we went into service, me that same year, and then Ellen one year later. My first post was scullery maid in a lowly Esher household; I made my bed on the floor of the pantry while Mrs. Hartnell, the housekeeper (she was also the cook), slept on the kitchen table, “Just like the Queen!” she used to proclaim, laughing. Mrs. Hartnell was jolly and kind and knew how to do good work at speed, and I did well in that house; I was quick to learn. And so I moved to another house, up another rung on the sturdy service ladder, and then, when the Duff Gordons came to Esher and took up residence in the house Lady Duff Gordon called “the Gordon Arms,” I was able to apply for a position in that much more illustrious household. Applied and was accepted, and here I remain.

I work hard but my Lady is a most rewarding employer; everything I do for her is exactly right, or so she would have me believe. On my day off—one per month, when we’re at home, unless my Lady is too unwell for me to leave her—I put on my bonnet and take the train up to London: my Lady always says that a woman my age has a right to travel up to London by herself and I couldn’t agree more. The train up to London, a walk through the city—just saying those words makes me smile with pleasure—the noise, the smells, the people. Up the steps of the Museum in Bloomsbury, through the exhibition rooms, the corridors lined with glass cases, past the giraffe whose neck is so long you injure your own neck looking up at it, past the knives and coins and cups and urns in their crowded display cases, until I reach the room that is my destination: the Egyptian Sculpture Gallery. I take a seat and close my eyes before I’ve seen too much; I don’t want to spoil my anticipation by seeing it all too quickly. I’ve come all this way to look and yet, once I’m there, I can hardly bear to see. I open my eyes and there they are: the Pharaohs, their gods, and the hieroglyphs—the secrets of that ancient land encrypted in stone.

I have my favorite. The first time I saw his shapely long face I thought he was a woman. But no, he’s a man, a colossal Pharaoh. Almond eyes, kohl-rimmed like a cat’s; I would run my hand along his cheek if I could reach that high, over his lips, down to his great chin, feeling the stone bones beneath the smooth, cool stone skin. I stare at him, and he stares back at me. I laugh at myself: he’s the man of my dreams.

I’ve been coming here for a long time. I don’t know why. The other maids ask me—they think it’s very odd—why go all the way up to town to sit in the Museum? Most of them have never been, will end their days having never been. I can’t think how to reply. I tried once, with Cook; I said, “Because I like the mystery.” She looked at me as though I’d forgotten how to speak English. And it’s a coincidence, my visits to this room over the years, and the fact that we are now going to Egypt. A wonderful coincidence that has, for once, gone in my favor.

After the Sculpture Gallery, I go to view the mummies in their cases. This room is disturbing, though I am drawn to it. Part of me feels it can’t be decent to remove the dead from their tombs and put them on display, but I can’t stop myself from looking. I’m as excited and curious as the nearest schoolboy, and there’s almost always a crowd of jostling schoolboys. I stand still, like a palm tree in the flooding Nile, while they eddy around me. I peer at the display case labels and try to decipher the information: Thebes, female, aged about twenty-eight. Oh, I think, only a little bit younger than me.

A man once spoke to me in the Mummy Room; he had a face like a cadaver himself and I was so startled by his appearance that I neither heard his words nor was able to make a reply. He must have thought me an imbecile, a foreigner, or both. I’m not accustomed to having men speak to me directly, at least not men I do not know already. Perhaps he himself was foreign—a homesick Egyptian come to gaze upon his fellow countrymen. Perhaps he was after something. I don’t know: I walked away.

When I’ve finished looking in the Egyptian rooms in the Museum—oh, I’ll never be done looking—I walk back through Covent Garden to Charing Cross Station and I return to Esher once again. Back to the Gordon Arms. Back to my Lady.

LADY DUFF GORDON. LUCIE. ALTHOUGH, OF COURSE, I DON’T CALL
her by her Christian name. But it’s a sweet name, Lucie, sweet and grand, the very opposite of my own name: Sally. Bald. Plain. Like a dog’s name, I used to say to my sister Ellen when we were little, and she would giggle. A maid’s name.

There’s a portrait of my Lady. It’s a true likeness. Not of her today, now that she is thin and gray, but of how she used to be—the real Lady Duff Gordon. When Mr. Henry Phillips painted it, he was staying with us in the Gordon Arms. He had broken his knee falling downstairs at Waterloo Station and was housebound while he recovered. “Henry’s bored,” I heard my Lady declare to Sir Alick; he had written her a note to complain (my Lady’s friends always wrote to her with their complaints; “You have the confidence of half of London,” Sir Alick used to say). “Let’s invite him down to stay.”

Mr. Phillips rigged up his canvas on pulleys and ropes so he could paint my Lady while he reclined on the sofa, his bound leg elevated; he rang a little bell whenever they needed their tea and cakes replenished, which was frequently. The house resounded with their gossip and laughter and the other maids and I argued over whose turn it was to take in the tray. When the picture was exhibited at the Royal Academy, my Lady and Sir Alick traveled up from Esher to see it and they laughed, my Lady told me later, they both laughed to see her thus immortalized. “But I was shocked as well, Sally,” my Lady said at breakfast the next day. “It was as though Mr. Phillips had seen right inside me.” She paused.

“You are a masterpiece,” Sir Alick said.

“I’m jolly and fat. It was embarrassing to be seen gawping at myself, like staring in a mirror in a public gallery. The vanity of it.” But everyone could see she was pleased.

And now it hangs in the drawing room, and we look up at it when we pass by, and from time to time I see my Lady looking at it, and it is as though she is thinking, yes, that’s me. The real me. Healthy and young and greedy for life and living.

THIS TIME NO ONE IS PRETENDING THAT THE DEPARTURE FROM HOME
will be temporary. My Lady’s only son, Maurice, is off to Eton, the baby, Miss Rainey, to my Lady’s aunt Charlotte, and Sir Alick to board with Mr. Taylor in London where he will be nearer to his office. With everyone dispersed, the Gordon Arms will no longer be necessary, and they have let the lease go. Departure is an altogether different undertaking when your home will no longer be there to return to. There is much to do with closing the house and packing for the children. My Lady and I are both grateful for the work; it keeps our thoughts away from the goodbyes which draw closer every day.

Mrs. Henry Ross—Miss Janet—I’m not quite used to her new name yet, though “Mrs.” suits her very well indeed—my Lady’s eldest child, is here, helping. This is an accident of timing; Cook is always grumbling that Miss Janet doesn’t approve of my Lady, “Never has and never will,” she says. “Ever since she was tiny, daughter has been disappointed by mother—as if my Lady has failed to live up to her expectations. I never saw such a thing!” Cook says, shaking her head and tutting. And it’s true, Mrs. Ross would prefer my Lady to be more conventional. For mother and daughter to have as little as possible to do with each other seems sensible to me; they have little enough in common anyway.

My Lady directs traffic from the settee, but she is weakened again, and I try to prevent her from working. Mrs. Ross is very good at throwing things away, and now that we are packing, it has become clear to us that the house is jammed to the rafters with things no one wants. “Why are you harboring such rubbish, Mummy?” Miss Janet asks. Cupboards full of cracked and broken crockery, linen worn so thin it is beyond repairing. And my mistress nods and waves her hand, as though to say, throw it all away. It is a shock to see such a solid household reduced like this; it turns out we spend our days surrounded by junk and detritus, all of which we were somehow convinced we needed. Even the books no longer seem worth keeping, though we parceled up my Lady’s own work, the fourteen French and German novels and histories she has made her career translating, and placed the boxes among the possessions to go with Sir Alick; it was typical of my Lady to decide against taking these volumes to Egypt. “New broom,” she said to me, “clean sweep.”

Mrs. Ross is married to Mr. Henry Ross, a banker, “a man of commerce,” as Mrs. Ross herself says, and they live in Egypt, in Alexandria, a great city at the mouth of the Nile, and this has helped my Lady with the decision to go to Egypt herself. However, Alexandria, with its Mediterranean sea air, is not dry enough for my Lady’s purposes, so we will not be settling there. “Alexandria is too damp for you,” says Mrs. Ross, “too moldering,” and I feel sure she is relieved. My sister, Ellen, is Mrs. Ross’s maid, and she is here with Mrs. Ross in Esher, working alongside me, emptying the house. “Alex is, well, a
passable
city,” Ellen says, “a little like Marseilles except even more filthy. There are other English people there, and other English ladies’ maids.” She says this to reassure me, but I don’t need reassuring. Ellen is summering in England with the Rosses; Mrs. Ross will have her child here in the autumn, so my Lady and I will reach Egypt long before they do. But, even so, I am heartened by the knowledge that there will be two Naldretts in Egypt at the same time, eventually. My sister and I lived together in the Duff Gordon household for several years and, since Miss Janet married, I have missed having her close by.

IT IS NOT FOR ME TO REMARK UPON MY LADY’S INNERMOST FEELINGS.
But I can see that she is brought very low by this dispersal of her household, her family. The doctors have declared that two years in Egypt—two years!—might see some restoration of her health. Each farewell is as painful as the last, and for my Lady, the pain is physical as well as emotional; it preys on her condition, worsening her cough. “When will I see my babies again?” she sighs, more to herself than to me, as we are making an inventory of the great, teetering stacks of cases and trunks we are getting ready. “How will Rainey know me?” I have no idea of how to reply, so I speak softly, “Don’t fret, don’t worry.” But the words sound hollow, even to me.