The Miscreant (An Assassin's Blade Book 2) (4 page)

“No.”

“I could use your assistance in something very important.”

“I need to do this.”

“I know. I understand. Just thought I’d ask.”

Her mouth twitched. “You don’t understand.”

I shrugged. “Try me. But first, pass me something to drink.”

She grabbed a wooden bowl from the litter of items scattered around the tent, then poured from a tall clay cylinder. A dark, oily liquid bubbled in the bowl.

I drank it and coughed. “Fuck!” It tasted like someone had extracted the roots of wormwood and ground them in with charred toast.

Vayle combed a hand through her dingy chocolate hair, revealing the bandage wrapped around her arm. Blood had soaked through.

“I thought I would die in that war,” she said. “I slept with regret every night. I could have freed hundreds, thousands of enslaved girls throughout my life. I never did. I never went back after I left. Told myself I would… but those were only words.”

“But you lived,” I said, trying to keep my face straight as I took another swig of the bitter ale.

“I lived,” she said. “I’ve freed one hundred and seventy of them since the war ended. I will free one more, always. Until neither I nor they exist any longer.” She looked at me painfully. “I’m sorry, Astul.”

This was all a lot to take in. Thankfully, Vayle said something that allowed me to ignore it for a little while longer.

“Your friend is here,” she said, nodding her chin.

I turned. Then the momentum of surprise and glee propelled my body up and off the floor. “Tylik? Tylik. Tylik!”

My old friend was still short. Still had a shiny head with some disheveled hair edging the sides. Still lit up like a morning sun when he saw me. But something had changed. Something was different.

Mr. No Toes was… no, couldn’t be. The ale must’ve gone straight to my head.

I glanced back at Vayle. “Is he…”

She lifted her brows amusingly.

The fucking crippled was walking, a fact to which I felt compelled to alert him. “You’re walking!”

Well, perhaps walking wasn’t the right term. He rather hobbled, but that’s a considerable improvement from having someone lug you around on their shoulders. Hell, having his eyes open was an improvement over the last time I’d seen him. Malaise had taken him and nearly smothered the life right out of him. I had expected to hear of Tylik in only the past tense when I left Edenvaile last.

He had a big, goofy smile plastered on his face. “Patrick Verdan helped fix me these up. Well, blacksmithy is the real wonder here, but Patrick ordered him to. Just like that!” A snap of his fingers. “And it was done. Says it’s a very much deserved thank you for my part in the war.” Tylik cupped his hand over his mouth and added, “Which I agree with.” He chuckled and wobbled his way over to me.

Both of his feet had been removed. In their place jutted steel rods, the bottoms of which featured sloping shoes crafted of flexible steel.

Tylik stuck his hand out for a greeting. I leaned down and embraced him. Handshakes are for acquaintances, and this little man had proven himself much more than an acquaintance.

“They chop your feet off?” I asked.

He smacked my arm. “Exactly what they did. Took a saw, put some rags in my mouth and oh, boy, was there lots of screamin’.” He saw the agony twist on my face, and he chuckled. “Only kidding. No screaming. I was about a goner there for a while. See, the disease had started in my feet. Well, my toes. That’s what the savant said. So thought was, if we cut off my feet, we cut off the disease. They say I died once, but a good punch to the chest brought me back. I don’t remember a thing.”

He glanced at Vayle. “You didn’t say Astul was fixin’ to visit. This is all a pleasant surprise.”

“A surprise indeed,” Vayle said. She drank.

“Probably be flowers bloomin’ soon, I imagine,” Tylik said.

“Flowers don’t bloom here,” I said. “I don’t even think people here know what flowers are. What’s it like farther north? Still feel like you’ve been swallowed by a glacier?”

“Warm,” Vayle answered. “It’s disrupting their way of life. Game the farmers had stuffed deep into the snow is thawing. Meat is rotting.”

“Better enjoy your warmth,” I told Vayle. “It won’t last, and you know it.”

Tylik cocked his head. “Are you not staying?”

“Got places to be,” I said.

“Oh. In that case… well, I understand this might be asking quite a bit. But would you mind — consider at the very least — helping bring me back to Lith? The phoenix is outside here. We brought it with us, Vayle and me. Patrick didn’t much like it staying in Edenvaile. We could use it.”

Damn. I’d promised the crippled bastard I’d take him back months ago, to take revenge on the guard who had butchered his toes. I treated my word like gold so that others would do the same, but this was rather bad timing. Venturing up here had already wasted precious time. If I didn’t get to Lysa soon, Braddock would position her as the queen of the South. It’s considerably more difficult to make a getaway with a queen than an heiress.

Plus Crooked Tooth was likely already dead, given that the armies Patrick, Braddock, Dercy and Kane Calbid had sent were intended to snuff out the remaining conjurers — a fact I relayed to Tylik in hopes it would temper his excitement.

“Oh, buncha nonsense that,” he said. “I don’t give two… what’s the saying? Well, whatever it is, I don’t give two whatevers about that guard. I’m just real eager to see my children again, and the rest of the lot.”

“I have this job,” I said. “It’s urgent. Quite important. It’s a matter of—”

Tylik’s face sagged and his shoulders slumped. He gave his best that’s-okay nod and feigned an I’m-not-sad-at-all smile. “Understood, Astul.”

Across the table, a louring set of eyes rested at the rim of a mug. Fucking Vayle and her guilt trips.

“The bird is easy enough to maneuver,” I said. “Take her for a ride, you’ll love it.”

“Can’t fly with my fake feet,” Tylik said. “They’ll fall right off. And I can’t put ’em in myself. So if I’ve got to make a landing somewhere other than home, well… I’d reckon that’d put me in a heap o’ trouble.”

“I see. After this job is done, I will certainly—”

Vayle cleared her throat. “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I don’t want to lose the thought. Tylik, I never heard how exactly you were freed from the conjurers’ dungeon. Would you mind telling me?”

Before I could remind Vayle that I’d told her precisely how those events unfolded, Tylik piped in.

“Karem — my nephew Karem.”

“Of course,” Vayle said, sipping her wine.

“He’d got the conjurers to bring him on as a guard.”

“Mm, brave man.”

“Very brave, I agree. Well, anyhow, he sneaks down one night and says, ‘Uncle, I’m going to free you.’ Or some such thing.”

Vayle stretched her hand across the way to interrupt. “Astul was there at this time too, yes?”

“Oh, yes. Looking real ragged and down. Had no doubt the conjurers did somethin’ to him. So Karem says he’s there to free me, but I say he’s got to free Astul too.”

“I bet Karem wasn’t happy about that,” Vayle said.

Tylik shook his head. “You’re right there. He wasn’t. But I was real persuasive, see. I stood my ground — well, sat my ground. Told him I refused to leave without my friend here.” He flung his arm out and smacked me on the shoulder.

“That was very brave of you, Tylik,” Vayle said. Her eyes slanted toward me. “Very brave and very loyal.”

Vayle could read lips like a farmer could read the weather. Because of this, the first two words I silently mouthed were
Fuck you
. Then,
You made your point, Commander.

She leaned back, lifted her skin and sneered.

“Tylik,” I said, “go pack a small bag. We’re leaving soon.”

His head snapped toward me attentively. “Truly? Thank you, Astul! Thank you so very much, from the bottom of my heart.” He scampered out of the tent excitedly.

I sighed at Vayle. “Honor’s going to get you in trouble one day.”

She drank. “I imagine it will. You haven’t told me what this job is.”

“It’s nothing,” I said, winking. “Keep an eye on Pormillia for me, will you? If one of your people here visits Edenvaile, I’d appreciate it if they took her back, till I come for her again.”

“I’ll have her escorted there tomorrow.”

I smiled my best smile, hard as it was, and I said, “See you on the other side, Commander. It’s been fun.”

“You should know,” she said, catching me before I turned to leave. “It’s been the greatest time of my life. But I have to do this.”

“For yourself,” I said. “I know. Goodbye, Vayle.”

“Goodbye, Astul.”

I had only one thought as I waited for Tylik, and that was this.

So ends the Black Rot.

O
kay
, I thought, a thousand feet above the ground.
I’m on a flaming bird, with a crippled man seated behind me holding on to my belt for dear life. I just lost my commander. There’s going to be a massive war in the South. I need to kidnap an heiress. And there’s apparently some dangerous person out of hiding. Life is good. Life is great. Life is fucked.

The phoenix stabbed itself across the sky. Thunderous cries of the wind rumbled in my ears, numbed my face. Green stalks blurred the landscape. Branches and leaves slowly smoothed out before me, unraveling into a crisp forest as I pulled back in mind. My thoughts slowed the phoenix. She aimed her beak toward the ground.

I turned to Tylik. “Hope you don’t mind a small detour.”

“Wha?”

“Detour. We’re taking a detour,” I shouted into the wind.

He pointed at his ear and shrugged.

“WE’RE LANDING HERE.”

He gave me a thumbs-up.

Flickering plumage spanned the floor of needles and detritus in the form of shadows. The phoenix gently flapped her wings and glided to a graceful landing in a thicket of bare trunks stripped of bark. The trees here looked as if a beaver had enjoyed them like you might enjoy the ribs of a pig, until about forty feet up, where branches were splayed with bristly needles.

“Goodness,” Tylik said. “That was exciting! Flying, I mean. Feeling the wind rush past me, watching as everything down here shrunk. Why, I felt like I was… like I was on top of the world.”

Prodding my cheeks revealed that I could only sense pressure. “I can’t feel my face,” I said.

“Funny feeling that, isn’t it?”

“Or the tips of my fingers.”

“Less funny there. More annoying.”

I flicked my fingers like I was drying them. Slowly, the warmth of blood returned, first to my fingertips, then to my face. It was a pleasant sensation initially, but then things started to burn. A glance at Tylik showed sweat bubbling from his forehead.

He patted his chest. “Feels like the hottest days in Lith here.”

Each breath felt similar to that one time I’d stuck my head inside a covered pot and discovered that lungs do not enjoy sucking in steam. The air was impenetrably thick. It lay still on your skin, as if it had conquered and vanquished the wind.

“Fuck,” I spat. “It’s hot. My balls haven’t sweated this much since I fried a panful of fish naked one night at the Hole.” I looked at Tylik. “Don’t ever do that, by the way.”

“I’ll keep that in mind, Astul. What’re we here for, anyway? Rest? I’d say goin’ somewhere else might be a better idea if rest is on yer mind. Don’t think I can—”

Gods! Did the little man ever shut up?
“Told you I had a job to do. That doesn’t change now that I’ve brought you along. Stay here, on the bird. If anyone comes for you, fly away. Make a ninety-degree angle.” I waved my hand and added, “Somewhere over in that direction. I’ll find you.”

“Is this about an assassination?” he asked, a slight tremble to his words.

“No.”

“Oh. That’s good.”

“Just a kidnapping.”

A bead of sweat fell into his bulging eyes. “Well, um. Do you think maybe we could reunite me with my family first? It won’t take long.”

“I’m out of time,” I told him. “Don’t worry. This is as simple as, er… growing corn.”

He frowned. “Corn’s a complicated matter. Sometimes you’ve got pests to deal with, and then the weather brings all sorts of foulness down on you. Sometimes it rains too much, you know, and other times it don’t rain at all. And what are you gonna do about that? They say way up north the folk used to do these things called rain dances. But I don’t believe in ’em. See, I think—”

“Tylik,” I said, rubbing my eyes. “It’s as simple as growing corn in ideal conditions. Okay?”

He seemed to think about this, and then answered, “Okay. Well, I trust you, Astul. I’ll stay right here, sittin’ on this phoenix. But, um, it’s very hot. I’m thirsty.”

“There’s wine in the satchel there. Drink as much as you want. I won’t be long.” Under my breath I muttered, “Hopefully.”

The maze of trees stretched on for another several hundred feet, before thinning into a clearing. Ahead, as I’d seen from the sky, an army of crimson tents hemmed in an expansive meadow of what used to be wildflowers. It seemed the heat had not only wilted the flowers but utterly destroyed the foliage here. Each step I took toward the campsite snapped stiff stalks of singed grass. The dead stuff crunched like brittle rock under my boots, bursting into fine plumes of yellow dust.

The oppressive heat drenched me in a layer of sticky sweat. Slinging the sweat from my forehead proved about as useful as mopping up the ocean, so I let the salt sting my eyes and drip into my mouth. Thirty-some fucking years I’d been alive on this world and never witnessed heat like this. Not even in that long stretch of desert east of the Twin Mountains. It felt like Mizridahl was trying to kill me.

A few nosey guardsmen stopped me at the outskirts of the camp. Three swords were drawn, culminating into a single pinpoint of silver against the evening horizon.

We did the old dance, of course. The Lord-Braddock-isn’t-seeing-anyone, followed by he’ll-most-certainly-be-seeing-me, which was faithfully eclipsed by go-fuck-right-off, and that brought along the finale, consisting of tell-him-the-Shepherd-wants-to-chat-and-if-he-says-no-why-I’ll-cut-my-own-cock-off-right-here.

Moments later, the king’s armed servants allowed me entry into their nomadic home. A moth fluttered by and suicided into a brazier. Apparently the poor chap’s home being overtaken by the Glannondils was too much to handle.

There were seemingly endless rows of tents. Swords were sharpened, the singing of the whetstones interrupted by a cacophony of grunts and horses shooting air through their nostrils. Men with dirty faces and tired eyes sat before their tents, spitting and coughing the heat from their lungs. Sweat glazed over their flesh like sap coalescing down the trunk of a tree.

The guards brought me to a large tent sitting by its lonesome. One of the men disappeared inside, then came out and motioned me in.

“Dressed for the occasion, I see,” I said, ducking inside.

Braddock straightened himself. A deep red line marked the spot on his flesh where his heavy breasts curled over and compressed against his stomach.

“If I were you,” he said, “I’d stay in my fuckin’ hole till the bloody sun explodes. It must be cooler underground than it is out here.”

“Funny enough, Erior’s tolerable. Or was about ten days ago.”

Braddock stood, groaning under his weight. Or perhaps groaning because of the heat. He was wearing crimson breeches. Well, what
were
crimson breeches. They had since been crudely chopped off at the knee. A large stain of what I hoped to be sweat darkened his crotch. It’s not that I enjoyed looking at these details, but your eyes often let curiosity get the better of them.

He poured two gourds full of water. “Why are you looking for me?”

“Not you,” I corrected. “Rather a girl who I don’t believe is rightfully yours to enslave and make a queen.”

He offered me the gourd. I grasped it by both hands and gulped down the refreshing water.

“If you desired something at the end of the war — Lysa Rabthorn, for instance — you should have remained at Edenvaile and negotiated your part.” He sat at his table again. “That’s what I did. What Patrick did. What Dercy did. Hells, even Jesson Tath, newly crowned king of Eaglesclaw, came galloping in to negotiate peace for the broken kingdom his father left him.” He tapped a finger on the table and wagged it at me. “But you — you, Shepherd, tucked your tail between your legs and went home.”

“Never intended on playing the game.”

“Then answer me. Why are you here?”

“A simple chat with Lysa.”

He drank, slurping his water down like a dog. “I’ve gathered that. The
why
persists.”

I walked over and refilled my gourd with the pail. Walking is a good way to stuff your rising temper back in your belly, I’d found. I’d come in here expecting to play nice. To have been genial. But I can only take so much bullshit before the facade crumbles.

“You’ve obviously missed something in this conversation,” I said. “See, I’m here to talk to
Lysa
. A one-on-one conversation. Understand? Me and her. This is not a threesome in which you enter the fray and we giggle like little girls as we tell each other secrets. Allow me five minutes with her. Or, perhaps you would prefer Patrick and Dercy to hear you intend on usurping Kane Calbid.”

A deep-bellied laugh rumbled throughout the tent. Braddock’s blubber jiggled as he quieted himself to a chuckle. “I’ve wondered how your attempt to rebuild the Black Rot has come along. Obviously slower than expected, because you don’t have as many birds as before, feeding you whispers. Patrick, Dercy and indeed Jesson Tath have all quietly given me authority to displace Kane Calbid. This world
will
be unified. This is the last step. But by all means, Shepherd, tighten those lips. We wouldn’t want to spoil the secret.”

I backhanded Braddock’s gourd right off his table. It rebounded off the canvas and dotted his walls in temporary water stains.

“Listen, you fat fuck. I’m going to talk to Lysa. Right here, right now. You’d better accept this offer, because the alternative is not something you will enjoy.”

“Is that right?”

“The Black Rot has ended. My commander has left. Thirty-some of the forty-odd that remained haven’t returned. On a hiatus? Possibly. Probably not, though. It takes everyone in the end, that sort of life. Beats you down, till you submit and decide you’ve chanced Death for the last time. I’ve got two lovers who remain; they’ll leave soon. It’s the only way their love will endure. Have a young man at the Hole. Reminds me of myself. Maybe he’ll form the Black Rot’s spiritual successor. But the Black Rot as this world knows it has come to an end. And that, King of Erior, is a much scarier thought than knowing it remains. Isn’t it?”

Braddock wiped the sweat from his hands on his breeches. Reflection of spitting candles glistened off golden rings around his fingers.

I closed my hand on his wet wrist. “Way I see it, I’m standing here with two blades dangling from my belt. And I’ve got a nice throat in which to stick them.”

“You would not dare,” he hissed.

“Black Rot’s done. I’ve got nothing to live for. Already killed a king once, and you know the second time is always easier.”

A ring of bubbled sweat shivered on his bloated lips. “One word,” he whispered, “and you’ll have an army on you.”

I held up a couple fingers. “Two seconds and you’ll have blood pouring down the gully between your tits. All I want is a chat with Lysa Rabthorn. Five minutes. And you’ll never see me again.”

“For the sake of your life, you had better keep that promise, Shepherd.” He gestured toward the side of his tent. “Down the path, till you come to a fork. She’s at the head of it. Five minutes. If I see you in my camp after that…”

“Go ahead,” I said, “ponder a method of torture that’ll sate your pride. Toodles, Braddock.”

I left the king to swallow his fear. My heart drummed in my ears as I walked down the path laid with guards and weapons and mules and carts. With each step, I expected to hear “Get him!” And then the crashing of steel boots as scores of soldiers bounded toward me. If that happened, I had a plan. I’d run to Lysa’s tent and take her hostage, sword at her throat. What the endgame would be then, I wasn’t sure, but it would buy me time.

Thankfully, Braddock remained true to his word, and after a brief conversation with two guards posted at Lysa’s tent, I went inside to see the queen-to-be.

She sat in a corner, knees pulled up to her chin. Strawberry-blond strands of hair concealed one eye. She regarded me coolly with the other.

“Lysa,” I said, bowing my head. It seemed like a token of goodwill. “Firstly, thank you for returning my mind to me. I never had the opportunity to—”

“It wasn’t personal,” she said, her voice cold and distant. “I would do it for most anyone. Even those I hate.”

I crouched before her. “I have limited time, so I’ll explain why I’m here. Grave robbers are crawling over Mizridahl like ants. They’ve taken my brother’s corpse, along with thousands of others. Might you know anything about this?”

“Might I know? Who phrases a question like that?”

“Someone who’s very tired of asking what in the fuck is going on.”

She looked away. “No. I know nothing about it.”

“You’re lying.”

“I am not.”

“Funny. Because I heard someone is out of hiding, and that someone has you so frightened you’ve agreed to run away from Erior with Braddock and be his hand-picked queen of the South. I think the two events are connected.”

Her throat flinched. A tell? That’d be good information to have for later.

“Who told you that?” she asked.

“A six-year-old girl. Specifically, Braddock’s six-year-old girl. Children have a terrible habit of putting their ears to doors and listening in on secrets.”

She parted the hair out of her eyes. “You’re stupid if you think I want to be a queen. That” — she gritted her teeth — “awful man held me prisoner since I woke up there after cleansing your mind. I had bars on my windows. Steel bars! I thought leaving there would allow me to escape.” She looked around the shadowy tent. “But I don’t have any tools. And I can’t just walk out the front of this tent.”

“Who’s out of hiding?” I asked.

“I… are you here to free me?”

“Perhaps.”

“Why? It can’t be out of your own volition.”

“No one’s but my own.”

She considered this. It didn’t seem to lessen her suspicions. “You’re a selfish man. What does freeing me get you?”

“At this point in time, it’s giving me a headache. Listen, Lysa. My brother’s corpse has been dug up. I’ve killed an old friend of mine who, mind you, had already been fucking dead. Oh, and some fiend with a mouthful of barbed teeth and a face lacking flesh tried to goddamn impale me for ruining his purchase of cadavers. Maybe I’m just a bit curious as to what in the bloody hell is happening out there.”