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Authors: Mina Loy
Of the Clown of Fortune
                             Dribble out of his trouser-ends
In dust-to-dust
Till cock-kingdom-come-crow
You can hear the heart-beating
Accoupling
of the masculine and feminine
Universal principles
Mating
And the martyrdom of morning
Caged with the love of houseflies
The avidity of youth
And incommensuration.
Day-spring
Bursting on repetition
                     “My friend the Sun
                     You have probably met before”
Or breakfasting on rain
You hurry
To interpolate
The over-growth
Of vegetation
With a walking-stick
Or smear a friend
With a greasy residuum
From boiling your soul down
                         You can walk to Empyrean to-gether
Under the same
Oil-silk umbrella
“I must have you
Count stars for me
Out of their numeral excess
Please keep the brightest
For the last
O FAR away on the Benign Peninsular
            .            .            .            .            .
    That automatic fancier of lyrical birds
            Danriel Gabrunzio
with melodious magnolia
perfumes his mise en scène
where impotent neurotics
wince at the dusk
The national arch-angel
loved
several countesses
in a bath full of tuberoses
soothed by the orchestra
at the âHotel Majestic Palace'
.                 .                 .                 the sobbing
from the psycho-pathic wards
of his abandoned harem
purveys amusement for âHigh Life'
The comet conquerer
showers upon continental libraries
translated stars                 .                 .                 .
accusations of the alcove
where
with a pomaded complaisance
he trims rococo liaisons                 .                 .                 .
.       .       .       a tooth-tattoo of an Elvira
into a Maria's flesh
And every noon
bare virgins riding alabaster donkeys
receive Danriel Gabrunzio
from the Adriatic
in a golden bath-towel
signed with the zodiac
in pink chenille
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Defiance of old idolatries
inspires new schools
            .            .            .            .
Danriel Gabrunzio's compatriots
concoct new courtships
to intrigue
the myriad-fleshed Mistress
of “the Celebrated”
The antique envious thunder
of Latin littérateurs
rivaling Gabrunzio's satiety
burst in a manifesto
notifying women's wombs
of Man's immediate agamogenesis
.                 .                 .                 Insurance
of his spiritual integrity
against the carnivorous courtesan
.                 .                 .                 Manifesto
of the flabbergast movement
hurled by the leader Raminetti
to crash upon the audacious lightning
of Gabrunzio's fashions in lechery
.       .       .      and wheedle its inevitable way
to the “excepted” woman's heart
her cautious pride
extorting betrayal
of Woman wholesale
to warrant her surrender
with a sense of        .        .        .        Victory
Raminetti
cracked the whip of the circus-master
astride a prismatic locomotive
ramping the tottering platform
of the Arts
of which this conjuring commercial traveller
imported some novelties from
Paris in his pocket            .            .            .
souvenirs for his disciples
to flaunt
at his dynamic carnival
The erudite Bapini
experimenting
in auto-hypnotic God-head
on a mountain
rolls off as Raminetti's plastic velocity
explodes his crust
of library dust
and hurrying threatening nakedness
to a vermilion ambush
in flabbergastism
.       .       .       he kisses Raminetti
full on his oratory
in the arena
rather fancying Himself
in the awesome proportions
of an eclectic mother-in-law
to a raw ménage.
Thus academically chaperoned
the flabbergasts
blaze from obscurity
to deny their creed in cosy corners
to every feminine opportunity
and Raminetti
anxious to get a move on this beating-Gabrunzio-business
possesses the women of two generations
except a few
who jump the train at the next station            .            .            .
.       .       .       while the competitive Bapini
publishes a pretty comment
involving woman in the plumber's art
and advertises
his ugliness as an excellent aphrodisiac
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Shall manoeuvres in the new manner
pass unremarked?
          .          .          .
These amusing men
discover in their mail
duplicate petitions
to be the lurid mother of “their” flabbergast child
from Nima Lyo, alias Anim Yol, alias
Imna Oly
(secret service buffoon to the Woman's Cause)
          .          .          .          .
While flabbergastism boils over
and Ram: and Bap:
avoid each other's sounds
This Duplex-Conquest
claims a “sort of success”
for the Gabrunzio resisters.
Envoi
Raminetti gets short sentences
for obstructing public thoroughfares
Bapini is popular in “Vanity Fair”
As for Imna Oly            .            .            .
I agree with Mrs. Krar Standing Hail
She is not quite a lady.            .            .            .
.            .            .            .            .
Riding the sunset
DANRIEL GABRUNZIO
corrects
the lewd precocity
of Raminetti and Bapini
with his sonorous violation of Fiume
and drops his eye
into the fatal lap
of Italy.
Loy in Florence, ca. 1909, Stephen Haweis photograph
(
Collection Roger L. Conover
)
I
Spawn   of   Fantasies
Silting the appraisable
Pig Cupid     his rosy snout
Rooting erotic garbage
“Once upon a time”
Pulls a weed     white star-topped
Among wild oats     sown in mucous-membrane
I would    an    eye in a Bengal light
Eternity in a sky-rocket
Constellations in an ocean
Whose rivers run no fresher
Than a trickle of saliva
These   are suspect places
I must live in my lantern
Trimming subliminal flicker
Virginal       to the bellows
Of Experience
                                  Coloured   glass
II
                                    The skin-sack
In which a wanton duality
Packed
All the completion of my infructuous impulses
Something the shape of a man
To the casual vulgarity of the merely observant
More of a clock-work mechanism
Running down against time
To which I am not paced
         My finger-tips are numb from fretting your hair
A God's door-mat
                                    On the threshold of your mind
III
We might have coupled
In the bed-ridden monopoly of a moment
Or broken flesh with one another
At the profane communion table
Where wine is spill'd on promiscuous lips
We might have given birth to a butterfly
With the daily news
Printed in blood on its wings
IV
Once in a mezzanino
The starry ceiling
Vaulted an unimaginable family
Bird-like abortions
With human throats
And Wisdom's eyes
Who wore lamp-shade red dresses
And woolen hair
One bore a baby
In a padded porte-enfant
Tied with a sarsenet ribbon
To her goose's wings
But for the abominable shadows
I would have lived
Among their fearful furniture
To teach them to tell me their secrets
Before I guessed
âSweeping the brood clean out
V
Midnight empties the street
Of all but us
Three
I am undecided which way back
                           To the left a boy
âOne wing has been washed in the rain
      The other will never be clean any moreâ
Pulling door-bells to remind
Those that are snug
                         To the right a haloed ascetic
                         Threading houses
Probes wounds for souls
âThe poor can't wash in hot waterâ
And I don't know which turning to take
Since you got home to yourselfâfirst
VI
I know the Wire-Puller intimately
And if it were not for the people
On whom you keep one eye
You could look straight at me
And Time would be set back
VII
My pair of feet
Smack the flag-stones
That are something left over from your walking
The wind stuffs the scum of the white street
Into my lungs and my nostrils
Exhilarated birds
Prolonging flight into the night
Never reachingâ â â â â â â
VIII
I am the jealous store-house of the candle-ends
That lit your adolescent learning
â â â â â â â â â â
Behind God's eyes
There might
Be other lights
IX
When we lifted
Our eye-lids on Love
A cosmos
Of coloured voices
And laughing honey
And spermatozoa
At the core of Nothing
In the milk of the Moon
X
Shuttle-cock and battle-door
A little pink-love
And feathers are strewn
XI
Dear one   at your mercy
Our Universe
Is only
A colorless onion
You derobe
Sheath by sheath
                   Remaining
A disheartening odour
About your nervy hands
XII
Voices break on the confines of passion
Desire   Suspicion      Man   Woman
Solve in the humid carnage
Flesh from flesh
Draws the inseparable delight
Kissing at gasps    to catch it
Is it true
That I have set you apart
Inviolate in an utter crystallization
Of all     the jolting of the crowd
Taught me willingly to live to share
Or are you
Only the other half
Of an ego's necessity
Scourging pride with compassion
To the shallow sound of dissonance
And boom of escaping breath
XIII
Come to me   There is something
I have got to tell you   and I can't tell
Something taking shape
Something that has a new name
A new dimension
A new use
A new illusion