The Lost Casebooks of Sherlock Holmes (86 page)

What followed was so rapid and so unreal that I can still scarcely believe I was a witness. Holmes turned suddenly and shouted in a tone of anger, ‘Watson! You had really better leave all this to me!'

As if that were a signal, there was a drumming like a boxer's gloves on a canvas training bag. A fine bay horse with its head down, pulling against the bit, came pounding over the bare earth of the Row as it gathered speed. I stood still, stricken by astonishment. These is no other phrase for it; the whole thing was like an apparition. On the horse's back was a figure in regimental uniform of some kind. It was growing dark, but not too dark to make out a scarlet jacket, brass buttons, and a cavalry trooper's cap on his head.

Alker stopped as well, for he had been about to cross the hardened earth of Rotten Row in pursuit of Holmes. Now he was prevented from doing so by the approach of the horse. The trooper was riding as if a pack of hellhounds might be after him, and even from where I stood I could hear the snorting breath of his mount.

Alker took a step or two backwards, as if to keep clear of the galloping horse whose hooves were now showering earth to either side. I could see that the rider was leaning forward, his chest along the horse's neck. He appeared to be performing some trick in which he would whisk something from the ground as he sped by. Then I saw that what he held in his hand was a cavalry saber. Suddenly he held it out sideways. It did not flash, for there was too little light, but I could swear that I saw a pale gleam. It cut the air with no more than a whisper and then there was a sudden whistling sound as the air left Alker's body through his severed neck while his head bumped along the dried earth.

I was unable to move from the spot in my terror and fascination—even though this might have been some madman who intended to kill us all. I saw that Alker's headless body remained upright for several seconds before it crumpled to the ground, as if some lingering message from the missing brain was still controlling the dying limbs. I had heard of such grisly wonders in cavalry engagements.

I need not have worried about the rider's intentions. He looked neither to right nor to left, never slackening his speed. The hoof-beats grew gentler until dusk veiled the identity of the man whom I was to hear of as the corporal of horse.

Sherlock Holmes appeared to be unmoved.

‘A weak man, perhaps, but not a wicked one,' he said calmly. ‘Now he may live without fear. I shall not betray him to our friends at Scotland Yard if you do not. If I calculate correctly, he is the only one remaining of those with whom I had dealings during the weeks of my captivity. Others were to have been there but were prevented for one reason or another. I fear it is not impossible that we may yet hear from them. However, let us be thankful that we have purged the world of the majority.'

I did not reply. The shock of what had happened deprived me of the power of motion for a few minutes, but I did not sleep all that night and I was physically incapable of speech until late on the following day. Whether the corporal of horse contrived on his own to rid the world of the one conspirator who might kill him, or whether he and Holmes planned the whole thing together, I do not know. I may say, however, that my friend did not betray him and nor did I.

3

The papers were full for many days of the ‘Headless Man' mystery in Rotten Row. Yet the nine-days' wonder passed. Before it was over, we received a visit from our friend Inspector Lestrade, to whom we told nothing of what we knew. Scotland Yard had concluded that the murder was done with a cavalry saber, but they had concluded little more. Alker was known to them as a man of fifty-five who had ended his naval career at forty and then found a place among such dealers in female flesh as Henry Caius Milverton. It must have cost our Scotland Yard a good deal to say, ‘We should value your views upon the case, Mr. Holmes.'

But Sherlock Holmes was capable of seeing nothing in a case as easily as he could see a great deal. He listened to what our visitor had to say of the evidence in the murder and then sighed. ‘I fear, Lestrade, that I cannot make bricks without straw.'

My friend felt that he owed Corporal McIver a debt of honour and that the debt had been paid. When we were alone, he put the entire adventure from his mind.

He sat quietly for a moment and then with a new eagerness changed the subject of our conversation.

‘You will recall my little composition, an improvised prelude and fugue for the violin upon the nursery rhyme “Pop Goes the Weasel”? You heard it while I was concealed in the house of Mr. Jabez Wilson in Denmark Square.'

‘I recall it. I thought it very clever.'

I was about to add that it seemed clever as a pastiche, but happily he cut in ahead of me.

‘I have never before thought of setting down my compositions on manuscript paper and offering them to a music publisher. I am tempted to make an exception in this case. I propose to solicit the attention of either Peters in Leipzig or Messrs. Augener, who have once or twice inquired of me whether something of mine might be available to them.'

‘But you cannot become Sherlock Holmes the composer! The world knows you as Sherlock Holmes the consulting detective. Would it not cause confusion?'

He took the pipe from his mouth and contemplated the plaster ceiling rose of the electrolier.

‘True. I should have to assume a nom de plume of some kind, to compose, as the French say,
sous le manteau
—and that would belittle the composition. I might suggest instead that it is a discovered fragment from the past, by one who was a master of counterpoint. I could not masquerade as Johann Sebastian Bach; that would be absurdly overweening. I think, though, I may fairly lay claim to one of the great man's sons. I believe that would meet the case. I shall perhaps be Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach. Yes, I think so. That would not be excessive in this instance.'

‘You cannot possibly do that, Holmes! All the world knows “Pop Goes the Weasel.”'

‘You underestimate the cultural
snobisme
of the age, my dear old friend. They will know it, to be sure. But will they dare to admit to one another that their minds run upon such lowly things as they sit in the Wigmore Hall or some other recital room?'

He put down his pipe and stood up. He opened the case, drawing out his Stradivarius and bow. Protest was useless. There would be no stopping him now.

*
For an account of this adventure see ‘The Case of the Naked Bicyclists' in Donald Thomas,
Sherlock Holmes and the Voice from the Crypt
, Carroll & Graf, 2002.

The Case of the Greek Key

1

If Sherlock Holmes devoted all his energies to defending the honour of a humble chambermaid on Monday, he was as likely as not to be engaged in saving a peer of the realm from disgrace on Tuesday. He had a voracious appetite for humanity, its foibles and its failings. Indeed, he often put me in mind of that Latin tag that I had been made to learn at school. ‘
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto':
‘I am a man and nothing human is alien to me.' I once quoted this to him, in part to see his reaction, adding that it was one of the wisest comments of the great Roman orator, Cicero. Holmes stared at me, drew upon his pipe, and then said, ‘I believe you will find, Watson, that Cicero said no such thing. The comment, if you wish to attribute it, comes from a very tedious Roman playwright. Should you care to verify it, you will find that he lived two centuries later than your great orator.'

Yet my judgment of Sherlock Holmes was not in error. After his death it was my duty as the executor of his will to list the rough copies of his correspondence still lying in his old tin trunk, which remained in the Baker Street attic. There were many letters or notes to the poor and the desperate for whom he had worked without fee, rather as great defenders in the criminal courts will take poor persons' defences without recompense of any kind. When he was once asked why he did this, he replied that he believed—as Francis Bacon had done—that every man is a debtor to his profession and must make some return.

Yet there was another extreme in his work. Among his posthumous papers were three rough drafts, much revised, of letters that began with a formal but imposing phrase, ‘Mr. Holmes, with his humble duty to Your Majesty.…' What follows is an account of how one of these came to be written. The paper on which it is set out appears a little yellowed and brittle with the passage of time. Those who now read the circumstances of the case will understand at once that an earlier disclosure of the events might have put the very safety of the nation in peril.

To begin the story, I must go back to an October morning in 1908. It was not long after dawn, and the scene was an area of sloping downland above the cliffs of St. Alban's Head in Dorset. Several groups of figures, some of them in the topcoats and uniforms of senior naval officers and others in formal dress beneath their winter coats, stood looking out to sea. Though a morning mist still veiled the further distances of the English Channel, a thin sunlight already touched the pale green waves.

By his own choice, Sherlock Holmes and I stood at a little distance from the others, as if to show that we were there as guests and not as of right. In his close-fitting cloth cap and gray travelling cloak, he stood apart in more senses than one. Behind us, more than a mile inland, the little lanes and paths that ran from the village of Worth Matravers were closed and guarded by parties of Royal Marines. They had orders to let no one through under any pretext for the next hour. You would have looked in vain for a naval attaché from the great European embassies in Belgravia or Eaton Place. Not one had been invited.

As we stood silently, a throb of powerful engines sounded across the calm water, growing presently to a heavy beat of turbines in the stillness, like the drums of an ancient war god. A newly built leviathan was coming in from the Western Approaches to the start of a measured mile, returning to Portsmouth Dockyard after sea trials in the Atlantic. The main trials had been held in the remoter areas of the ocean. The performance on this October morning was as much as the illustrious spectators were allowed to see. Presently and quickly the ship materialised from the sparkle of October mist, the brightness of veiled sky shining on her flanks of pale grey steel. From the groups of senior officers and Whitehall dignitaries came the murmuring of a single word: ‘
Dreadnought
!'

Sweeping past us through the gentle tide, the length of the most powerful and best-armoured battleship the world had known sliced the water with the grace of a cruiser. Even Sherlock Holmes stood in silence, admiring the clean lines of her hull. The decks were clear of the conventional clutter of a capital ship. Before and aft of the two modern funnels, the deck areas held a series of gun platforms able for the first time to sweep through arcs of fire not much less than 360 degrees. A tripod mast gave a commanding view to the control platform and its gunnery officers. The mighty gun barrels themselves were ten and twelve inch, enough to destroy any other ship afloat at a distance of six miles or more and to riddle the thickest armour plate at three miles.

I witnessed this speed trial thanks to the friendship between Holmes and Admiral Sir John Fisher, First Sea Lord and architect of the new Royal Navy. Fisher was known for his maxim ‘Hit first, hit hard, and keep on hitting.' A close friend of King Edward, he was rumoured to have urged the sovereign to ‘Copenhagen' the Germans at Kiel, as Nelson had done the French, by striking at them first and without any declaration of hostilities while England still held the naval advantage. The king was horrified, the cabinet outraged, and Fisher lamented to his friends that the country no longer had the leadership of a William Pitt—or even a Bismarck.

Holmes and Fisher had been friends since the assistance that was given to the First Sea Lord in the case of ‘The Naval Treaty.' Since then, Holmes would never hear a word spoken against Sir John, whom he described as having ‘not an inch of pose about him' and to whom he gave the motto ‘Sworn to no party—of no sect am I. I can't be silent and I will not lie.'

As we looked on,
Dreadnought
seemed to turn on her heel at the end of the measured mile—18,000 tons moving with the precision of a torpedo boat—gathering speed again towards Portsmouth Dockyard. I just made out the wake washing away behind her stern, until the mist hid her once more. The distinguished spectators stood in silence. Here and there a pair of field glasses was buttoned into its case once more. Yet there was no cheering and no jubilation at the sight of such power, merely a sense of awe. Beside me, Holmes quoted Rudyard Kipling in a soft but ominous tone.

A-down the stricken capes no flare—

Nor mark on spit or bar,—

Girdled and desperate we dare

The blindfold game of war
.

‘Mark my words, Watson, the blindfold game of espionage must be played first. Grand Admiral von Tirpitz and his Ministry of Marine in Berlin will see to it.'