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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

The Office wishes to thank the following Special Inspectors attached to the Office of the Inspector-General of Misconception on this investigation: barrister and woman-about-town, Angela Bowne; author-chef Tony Bilson; man-of-letters, Dr Donald Anderson; architect Peter Bridges; and Andrew and Laurie Derwent of the NSW Department of Fisheries.

We wish to thank Counsel Assisting the Cheese Inquiry, namely, Owen and Arthur Moorhouse.

Special thanks to Christopher Koch, McKenzie Wark and Dr Anderson for personally assisting the Inquiry into Deconstruction.

On net-sex the Inquiry wishes to thank Johan Wehtje, special consultant to the Inquiry; Sherry Turkle and her book
Life on the Screen: Identity in the Age of the
Internet,
Weidenfeld and Nicolson, distributed in Australia by Allen and Unwin; and Sandy Stone's interview in
Wired
magazine, May 1996; and other sources who wish to remain anonymous.

For those who would like to read an academic study into the future of the Australian party system, we recommend Professor Ian Marsh's book
Beyond the Two Party System
, Cambridge University Press, Melbourne, 1995.

The Inspector-General wishes to thank Martin Groen of the Flying Squid Brothers for his invaluable assistance. Earlier versions of most of these pieces appeared in the
Adelaide Review
under the editorship of Christopher Pearson; ‘In Defence of the Committee', ‘National Festivals', ‘The Art of Fun' and ‘The Lost Art of Speech-making Rediscovered' first appeared in other versions in the
Age
; ‘A Musing: The Music of Ice' first appeared in the
Mentalle Notes
; ‘The Connoisseur of Dust' in the
Financial Review
; ‘The Art of Fun' first appeared in the
Bulletin
; ‘Prime Ministership' first appeared in the
Age
Centenary of Federation supplement; ‘The Grave Case of Australian Oyster Abuse' and ‘Dining Alone at Christmas' appeared in
Best Australian Essays 1999
and
HQ
magazine; ‘Ballad of the Sade Café' appeared in the
Bulletin
.

Notes

1
A pun. Marquis de Sade (1740–1814) published erotic writings that gave rise to the term
sadism
– enjoyment of cruelty.
      Not to be confused with Helen Folesade Adu, the Nigerian-born torch singer who sings under the name Sade (pronounced by her as ‘Sharday') and known among her Australian fans as ‘Sadie'.

2
With acknowledgment to the Carson McCullers' novella of the title
Ballad of the Sad Cafe
.

 

Frank Moorhouse was born in the coastal town of Nowra, NSW. He worked as an editor of small-town newspapers and as an administrator, and became a full-time writer in the 1970s. He has written fiction, non-fiction, screenplays and essays, and edited many collections of writing.

Forty-Seventeen
was given a laudatory full-page review by Angela Carter in
The New York Times
and was named Book of the Year by
The Age
and ‘moral winner' of the Booker Prize by the London magazine
Blitz
.
Grand Days
, the first novel in The Edith Trilogy, won the SA Premier's Award for Fiction.
Dark Palace
won the 2001 Miles Franklin Literary Award and was shortlisted for the NSW Premier's Literary Award, the Victorian Premier's Literary Award and the
Age
Book of the Year Award.

Moorhouse has undertaken numerous fellowships and his work has been translated into several languages. He was made a member of the Order of Australia for services to literature in 1985 and was awarded an honorary doctorate from Griffith University in 1997.

BY THE SAME AUTHOR

FICTION

Futility and Other Animals

The Americans, Baby

The Electrical Experience

Tales of Mystery and Romance

Conference-ville

The Everlasting Secret Family and Other Secrets

Forty-Seventeen

Grand Days

Dark Palace

Cold Light

OTHER BOOKS

Room Service

Lateshows

Loose Living

The Inspector-General of Misconception

NON-FICTION

Days of Wine and Rage

Martini: A Memoir

COLLECTED WORKS

Selected Stories (also published as The Coca-Cola Kid)

FILM AND TELEVISION SCRIPTS

Between Wars (feature film)

Coca-Cola Kid (feature film)

Everlasting Secret Family (feature film)

Conference-ville (telemovie)

Time's Raging (with Sophia Turkiewicz, telemovie)

The Disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain (docudrama)

BOOKS EDITED BY THE AUTHOR

Coast to Coast 1973

State of the Art

Fictions 88

A Steele Rudd Selection

Prime Ministers of Australia

The Best Australian Stories 2004

The Best Australian Stories 2005

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First published in Australia 2002

National Library of Australia
Cataloguing-in-Publication Entry

Moorhouse, Frank 1938-.
The Inspector-General of Misconception.

ISBN 0 09184162 3
1. Governmental investigations-Australia-Fiction.
I. Title.

A823.3

‘I Still Call Australia Home' (words and music by Peter Allen) © Rondor Music Australia Pty Ltd. Reproduced by kind permission of Rondor Music Australia Pty Ltd.

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