The House of Cards Complete Trilogy (51 page)

“Miss Quine. So good of you to come.” Francis Urquhart stubbed out a cigarette and held out his hand, guiding her toward the comfortable leather chairs placed in the corner of his first-floor study. The room was dark, book-lined, and very masculine, with no overhead light and the sole illumination coming from a desk lamp and two side lights. It was reminiscent of the timeless, smoky atmosphere of the gentlemen’s club on Pall Mall she had visited one ladies’ night.

As he offered her a drink she studied him carefully. The prominent temples, the tired but defiant eyes that never seemed to rest. He was thirty years older than she. Why had he brought her here? What sort of research was he truly interested in? As he busied himself with two glasses of whiskey she noted he had soft hands, perfectly formed, with slender fingers and nails that were carefully manicured. So unlike those of her former husband. She couldn’t imagine those hands clenched and balled, thrusting into her face or pounding her belly into miscarriage, the final act of their matrimonial madness. Damn all men!

Her memories bothered her as she took the proffered crystal tumbler and sipped the whiskey. She spat in distaste. “Do you have any ice and soda?”

“It’s a single malt,” he protested.

“And I’m a single girl. My mother always told me never to take it neat.”

He seemed amused by her outspokenness. “Of course. But let me ask you to persevere, just for a little. It really is a very special whiskey distilled near my birthplace in the Highlands, and would be ruined by anything other than a little water. Try a few sips to acquire the taste and, if not, I’ll drown you in as many club sodas and ice cubes as I can find.”

She sipped again; it was a little less fiery. She nodded. “That’s something I’ve learned this evening.”

“One of the many benefits of getting older is that I have learned a lot about men and whiskey. About women, however, it seems I am still quite ignorant. According to you.”

“I’ve brought some figures…” She stretched down for her bag.

“Before we look at that, I have another topic.” He settled back in his chair, a reflective mood on his face as he held his glass in both hands, like a don quizzing one of his charges. “Tell me, how much respect do you have for the Royal Family?”

Her nose wrinkled as she savored the unexpected question. “Professionally, I’m completely uncommitted. I’m not paid to respect anything, only to analyze it. And personally…?” She shrugged her shoulders. “I’m American, from Paul Revere country. Used to be when we saw one of the King’s men, we shot him. Now it’s just another kind of show business. Does that upset you?”

He ducked the question. “The King is keen to make a speech about One Nation, about pulling together the divisions in the country. A popular theme, do you think?”

“Of course. It’s a sentiment expected of a nation’s leaders.”

“A powerful theme, too, then?”

“That depends. If you’re running for Archbishop of Canterbury then it’s bound to help. The nation’s moral conscience and all that.” She paused, waiting for some sign that she was moving in the right direction. All she got was the arched eyebrow of a professor in his lair; she would have to fly this one entirely on instinct. “But politics, that’s a different matter. It’s expected of politicians, but rather like background music is expected in a lift. What matters to the voters is not the music but whether the lift they’re traveling in is going up or down—or more accurately, whether they
perceive
the lift to be going up or down.”

“Tell me about perceptions.” He studied her with more than academic interest. He liked what he heard, and what he saw. As she talked and particularly when she became animated, the point of her nose bobbed up and down as if she were conducting an orchestra of thoughts. He found it fascinating, almost hypnotic.

“If you were brought up on a street where no one could afford shoes, yet now you’ve got a sackful of shoes but are the only family in the street without a car and a continental holiday, you feel as if you’ve gotten poorer. You look back on your childhood as the good old days, the fun of running to school in bare feet, while you resent not being able to drive to work like all the rest.”

“And the Government gets the blame.”

“Certainly. But what matters politically is how many others in the street feel the same way. Once they’re locked behind their front doors, or in a polling booth come to that, their conscience about their neighbor down the street matters much less than whether their own car is the latest model. You can’t feed a family or fill up a gas tank on moral conscience.”

“I’ve never tried,” he mused. “So what about the other divisions? Celtic fringe versus prosperous South. Homeowners versus homeless.”

“Bluntly, you’re down to less than twenty percent support in Scotland anyway, you don’t have many seats there left to lose. And as for the homeless, it’s difficult to get onto the electoral register with an address like Box Three, Row D, Cardboard City. They’re not a logical priority.”

“Some would say that’s a little cynical.”

“If you want moral judgments, call a priest. I analyze, I don’t judge. There are divisions in every society. You can’t be all things to all men and it’s a waste of time trying.” The nose wobbled aggressively. “What’s important is to be something to the majority, to make them believe that they, at least, are on the right side of the divide.”

“So, right now, and over the next few weeks, which side will the majority perceive themselves to be?”

She pondered, remembering her conversations with Landless and the taxi driver, the closed theater. “You’re gaining a small lead in the polls, but it’s finely balanced. Volatile. They don’t really know you yet. The debate could go either way.”

He was staring at her directly across the rim of his glass. “Forget debate. Let’s talk about open warfare. Could your opinion polls tell who would win such a war?”

She leaned forward in her chair, as if to get closer to him in order to share a confidence. “Opinion polls are like a cloudy crystal ball. They can help you look into the future, but it depends what questions you ask. And on how good a gypsy you are.”

His eyes fired with appreciation.

“I couldn’t tell you who would win such a war. But I could help wage it. Opinion polls are weapons, mighty powerful weapons at times. Ask the right question at the right time, get the right answer, leak it to the press…If you plan a campaign with expertise, you can have your opponent pronounced dead before he realizes there’s a war on.”

“Tell me, O Gypsy, why is it that I don’t hear this from other opinion pollsters?”

“First, because most pollsters are concerned with what people are thinking right now, at this moment in time. What we are talking about is moving opinion from where it is now to where you want it to be in the future. That’s called political leadership, and it’s a rare quality.”

He knew he was being flattered, and liked it. “And the second reason?”

She took a sip from her glass, recrossed her legs and took off her glasses, shaking her dark hair as she did so. “Because I’m better than the rest.”

He smiled in return. He liked dealing with her, both as a professional and as a woman. Downing Street could be a lonely place. He had a Cabinet full of supposedly expert Ministers whose duty it was to take most of the decisions, leaving him only to pull the strings and carry the can if the rest of them got it horribly wrong. Few Government papers came to him unless he asked for them. He was protected from the outside world by a highly professional staff, a posse of security men, mortarproof windows and huge iron gates. And Mortima was always off taking those damned evening classes…He needed someone to confide in, to gather his ideas and sort them into coherent order, who had self-confidence, who didn’t owe their job to him, who looked good. Who believed she was the best.

“And I suspect you are.”

Their eyes enjoyed the moment.

“So you think there will be war, Francis? Over One Nation? With the Opposition?”

He rested back in his chair, staring into a distance, struggling to discern the future. This was no longer the energetic exchange of academic ideas, nor the intellectual masturbation of cynical old men around a Senior Common Room dining table. The horrid stench of reality clung to his nostrils. When he answered his words were slow, carefully considered. “Not just with the Opposition. Maybe even with the King—if I let him make his speech.” He was pleased to see no trace of alarm in her eyes, only intense interest.

“War with the King…?”

“No, no…Not if I can avoid it. I want to avoid any confrontation with the Palace, truly I do. I have enough people to fight without taking on the Royal Family and every blue-rinsed loyalist in the country. But…” He paused. “Let us suppose. If it did come to that. I should need plenty of gypsy craft, Sally.”

Her lips were puckered, her words equally deliberate. “If that’s what you want, remember—you only have to say please. And anything else I can help you with.”

The gyrations of the end of her nose had become almost animalistic and, for Urquhart, exquisitely sensuous. They remained looking at each other in silence for a long moment, careful not to say a word in case either of them should destroy the magic of innuendo both were relishing. He had only ever once—no, twice—combined tutorials with sex. He would have been drummed out had he been discovered, yet the risk was what had made it some of the best sex of his life, not only rising above the lithe bodies of his students but in the same act rising above the banality and pathetic pettiness of the university establishment. He was different, better, he had always known it, and no more clearly than on the huge overstuffed Chesterfield in his college rooms overlooking the Parks.

The sex had also helped him rise above the memory of his considerably older brother, Alastair, who had died defending some scrappy bit of France during the Second World War. Thereafter, Urquhart had lived in his dead brother’s shadow. He had not only to fulfill his own substantial potential but, in the eyes of his mourning mother, to fulfill that of the lost firstborn, whom time and grief had imbued with almost mythical powers. When Francis passed exams, his mother reminded him that Alastair had been Captain of the school. Where Francis became one of the fastest-traveling dons of his age, in his mother’s eyes Alastair would already have arrived. As a small boy he would climb into his mother’s bed, for comfort and warmth, but all he found were silent tears trickling down her cheeks. He could remember only the feeling of rejection, of being somehow inadequate. In later life he could never completely expel from his mind his mother’s look of misery and incomprehension, which seemed to haunt any bedroom he entered. While a teenager he had never taken a girl to bed; it only served to remind him that for his mother he had always been second-born and second-best. There had been girls, of course, but never in bed—on floors, in tents, standing up against the walls of a deserted country house. And, eventually, on Chesterfields, during tutorials. Like this one.

“Thank you,” he said softly, breaking the moment and his lurid reminiscence by swirling the whiskey around in his glass and downing it in a gulp. “But I must deal with this speech.” He took a sheaf of papers from a coffee table and waved them at her. “Head him off at the pass, or whatever it is you say.”

“Drafting speeches isn’t exactly my line, Francis.”

“But it is mine. And I shall treat it with the greatest respect. Like a surgeon. It will remain a fine and upstanding text, full of high sentiment and ringing phrases. It simply won’t have any balls left when I send it back…”

Eleven

The three most destructive forces in a political life are consensus, compromise, and copulation.

December: The Third Week

The Detective Constable squirmed in his seat as he tried to regain some of the feeling he had lost in his lower limbs. He’d been stuck in the car for four hours, the drizzle prevented him from taking a walk around the car, and his mouth felt like a mouse nest from sucking at the cigarettes. He’d give the weed up. Again. Tomorrow, he vowed, just as he always did.
Mañana
. He reached for a fresh thermos of coffee and poured a cup for himself and the driver beside him.

They sat gazing at the small house in the exotically named Adam and Eve Mews. It stood behind one of London’s most fashionable shopping thoroughfares, but the mews was well protected from the capital’s bustle and stood quiet, secluded and, for onlookers, unremittingly dull.

“Christ, I should think her Italian’s perfect by now,” the driver muttered mindlessly. They had exchanged similar sentiments on all five trips to the mews over the last fortnight, and the Special Branch DC and driver found their conversation going round in circles.

The DC broke wind in response. The tide of coffee was getting to him and he desperately wanted to take a leak. His basic training had provided instruction in how to take an unobtrusive leak beside the car while pretending to make running repairs so that he never left his vehicle and its radio, but he would get soaked in the steady drizzle. Anyway, last time he’d tried it the driver had driven off, leaving him kneeling in full flow in the middle of the bloody street. Funny bastard.

He had been enthusiastic when they offered him a job as a Protection Officer in Downing Street. They hadn’t told him it would be for Mortima Urquhart and her endless round of shopping, entertaining, socializing. And Italian lessons. He lit another cigarette and cracked the window to allow in some fresh air, coughing as it hit his lungs. “Naw,” he offered in reply. “I reckon we’ve got weeks of this. I bet her teacher’s one of the really slow, methodical types.”

They sat gazing at the mews house with the leafless ivy clinging to its walls, the dustbin in its neat little alcove and in the front window a miniature Christmas tree, complete with lights and decorations, £44.95 from Harrods. Inside, behind the drawn curtains, Mortima Urquhart was lying on a bed, naked and sweating, taking yet another slow, methodical lesson from her Italian opera star with the beautiful tenor voice.