The Hot Rock (8 page)

Dortmunder said, “Hi,” and Rollo nodded. Dortmunder said, “Anybody else here yet?”

“The beer and salt is back there,” Rollo said. “You expecting the sherry?”

“Yeah.”

“I’ll send him along when he comes in. You boys want a bottle and glasses and some ice, right?”

“Right.”

“I’ll bring it on in.”

“Thanks.”

They walked on into the back room and found Murch there reading his Mustang owner’s manual. Dortmunder said, “You’re early again.”

“I tried a different route,” Murch said. He put the owner’s manual down on the green felt tabletop. “I went over to Pennsylvania Avenue and up Bushwick and Grand and over the Williamsburg Bridge and straight up Third Avenue. It seemed to work out pretty well.” He picked up his beer and drank three drops.

“That’s good,” Dortmunder said. He and Kelp sat down, and Rollo came in with the bourbon and glasses. While he was putting them down, Chefwick came in. Rollo said to him, “You’re a sherry, right?”

“Yes, thank you.”

“Done.”

Rollo went out, not bothering to ask Murch if he was ready for another, and Chefwick sat down, saying, “I’m certainly intrigued. I don’t see how the emerald job can come back to life again. It’s lost, isn’t it?”

“No,” Dortmunder said. “Greenwood hid it.”

“In the Coliseum?”

“We don’t know where. But he clouted it somewhere, and that means we can get back on the track.”

Murch said, “There’s a gimmick in this somewhere, I can smell it.”

“Not a gimmick exactly,” Dortmunder said. “Just another heist. Two for the price of one.”

“What do we heist?”

“Greenwood.”

Murch said, “Hah?”

“Greenwood,” Dortmunder repeated, and Rollo came in with Chefwick’s sherry. He went out again and Dortmunder said, “Greenwood’s price is we bust him out. His lawyer tells him there’s no way to beat the rap, so he’s got to beat a retreat instead.”

Chefwick said, “Does that mean we’re going to break into jail?”

“In and back out,” Kelp said.

“We hope,” Dortmunder said.

Chefwick smiled in a dazed sort of way and sipped at his sherry. “I never thought I’d be breaking into jail,” he said. “It raises interesting questions.”

Murch said, “You want me to drive, huh?”

“Right,” said Dortmunder.

Murch frowned and drank a whole mouthful of beer.

Dortmunder said, “What’s wrong?”

“Me sitting in a car, late at night, outside a jail, gunning the engine. I don’t feature it. It don’t raise any interesting questions for me at all.”

“If we can’t work it out,” Dortmunder said, “we won’t do it.”

Kelp said to Murch, “None of us wants to go into that jail for more than a minute or two. If it looks like years, don’t worry, we’ll throw it over.”

Murch said, “I got to be careful, that’s all. I’m the sole support of my mother.”

Dortmunder said, “Doesn’t she drive a cab?”

“There’s no living in that,” Murch said. “She just does that to get out of the house, meet people.”

Chefwick said, “What sort of jail is this?”

“We’ll all go out there, one time or another, take a look at it,” Dortmunder told him. “In the meantime, this is what I’ve got.” He began to spread out on the table the contents of the three manila envelopes.

The ebony man with the long thin fingers turned back in the doorway, his face expressionless. “Sir?”

“Where’s the pool table?”

Still no expression. “Sir?”

Kelp made motions like a man operating a cue. “The pool table,” he said. “Pocket billiards. The green table with the holes in it.”

“Yes, sir. That’s in a different room.”

“Right,” said Kelp. “That’s the room I want. Lead me to it.”

The ebony man didn’t seem to know how to take that. He still had no expression on his face, but he just stood there in the doorway, not doing anything.

Kelp walked over to him and made shooing motions. “Let’s go,” he said. “I feel like dropping a few.”

“I’m not sure —”

“I’m sure,” Kelp told him. “Don’t you worry about it, I’m positive. Just you lead me there.”

“Yes, sir,” said the ebony man doubtfully. He led the way to the room with the pool table in it, shut the door after Kelp, and went away.

The one ball being blind after the break, Kelp decided to play straight pool this time. He dropped twelve balls with only four misses and was taking aim at the one at last when the Major came in.

Kelp put the cue down on the table. “Hi, Major. Got another list for you.”

“It’s about time,” said the Major. He frowned at the pool table, and he seemed irritated by something.

Kelp said, “What do you mean, about time? Less than three weeks.”

“It took less than two weeks last time,” the Major said.

Kelp said, “Major, they don’t guard coliseums the way they guard jails.”

“All I know is,” said the Major, “I have so far paid out three thousand three hundred dollars in salaries, not counting the costs of materials and supplies, and so far I have nothing to show for it.”

“That much?” Kelp shook his head. “It sure mounts up, doesn’t it? Well, here’s the list.”

“Thank you.”

The Major sourly studied the list while Kelp went back to the table and sank the one ball, leaving the nine and the thirteen. He missed a try for the nine but wound up with perfect position on the thirteen. He dropped the thirteen with enough back spin on the cue ball to practically put it inside his shirt, and the Major said, “A truck?”

“We’re going to need one,” Kelp said. He sighted on the nine. “And it can’t be hot, or I’d go out and get one myself.”

“But a truck,” said the Major. “That’s an expensive item.”

“Yes, sir. But if things work out, you’ll be able to sell it back when we’re done with it.”

“This will take a while,” the Major said. He scanned the list. “The other things should be no problem. You’re going to scale a wall, eh?”

“That’s what they’ve got there,” Kelp said. He hit the cue ball, which hit the nine, and everything dropped. Kelp shook his head and put up the cue.

The Major was still frowning at the list. “This truck doesn’t have to be fast?”

“We don’t want to outrun anybody in it, no.”

“So it doesn’t have to be new. A used truck.”

“With a clean registration we can show,” Kelp said.

“What if I rent one?”

“If you can rent a truck that it won’t get back to you if things go wrong, you go right ahead. Just remember what we’re using it for.”

“I’ll remember,” the Major said. He glanced at the pool table. “If you’re finished with your game …”

“Unless you’d like to try it with me.”

“I’m sorry,” the Major said with a dead smile, “I don’t play.”

Utopia Park Prison was a county jug, but most of its inmates belonged to the state, the county possessing three newer jugs of its own and no longer needing this one. The overflow of various state prisons was here, plus various charged men from upstate who’d won change of venue for their trials, plus some special cases like Greenwood. No one was here for long, no one ever would be here long, so the joint lacked the usual complex society prisoners normally set up within the walls to keep themselves in practice for civilization. No pecking order, in other words.

Greenwood was spending most of his time at the window because he liked neither his cell nor his cellmate. Both were gray, scabrous, dirty, and old. The cell merely existed, but the cellmate consumed a lot of the hours in picking at things between his toes and then smelling his fingertips. Greenwood preferred to watch the exercise yard and the wall and the sky. He had been there nearly a month now, and his patience was wearing thin.

The door clanged. Greenwood turned around, saw his cellmate on the top bunk smelling his fingertips, and saw a guard standing in the doorway. The guard looked like the cellmate’s older brother, but at least he had his shoes on. He said, “Greenwood. Visitor.”

“Goody.”

Greenwood went out, the door clanged shut again, Greenwood and the guard walked down the metal corridor and down the metal spiral stairs and along the other metal corridor and through two doors, both of which had to be unlocked by people on the outside and both of which were locked again in his wake. This was followed by a plastic corridor painted green and then a room painted light brown in which Eugene Andrew Prosker sat and smiled on the other side of a wall of wire mesh.

Greenwood sat opposite him, “How goes the world?”

“It turns,” Prosker assured him. “It turns.”

“And how’s my appeal coming?” Greenwood didn’t mean an appeal to any court, but his request for deliverance to his former pards.

“Coming well,” Prosker said. “I wouldn’t be surprised if you heard something by morning.”

Greenwood smiled. “That’s good news,” he said. “And believe me I’m ready for good news.”

“All your friends ask of you,” Prosker said, “is that you meet them halfway. I know you’ll want to do that, won’t you?”

“I sure will,” Greenwood said, “and I mean to try.”

“You should try more than once,” Prosker told him. “Anything that’s worth trying is worth trying three times at the very least.”

“I’ll remember that,” Greenwood said. “You haven’t given my friends any of the other details, I guess.”

“No,” Prosker said. “As we decided, it would probably be best to wait till you’re free before going into all that.”

“I suppose so,” Greenwood said. “Did you get my stuff out of the appartment?”

“All seen to,” Prosker said. “All safely in storage under your friend’s name.”

“Good,” Greenwood shook his head. “I hate to give up that apartment,” he said. “I had it just the way I wanted.”

“You’ll be changing a lot of things once we get you out of here,” Prosker reminded him.

“That’s right. Sort of starting a new life almost. Turning over a new leaf. Becoming a new man.”

“Yes,” said Prosker, unenthusiastically. He didn’t like taking unnecessary chances with double entendres. “Well, it’s certainly encouraging to see you talking like this,” he said, getting to his feet, gathering up his attache case. “I hope we’ll have you out of here in no time.”

“So do I,” Greenwood said.

“I’ll take it slow on the bumpy streets,” Kelp said, “on account of everything in back.”

“We don’t want to be there too early,” Dortmunder said.

Kelp steered the cumbersome truck off the parkway and around the curve of the exit ramp. “I know,” he said. “I know.”

In the prison at this same time Greenwood was also looking at his watch, the green hands in the darkness telling him he still had half an hour to wait. Prosker had told him Dortmunder and the others wouldn’t be making their move until three o’clock. He shouldn’t do anything too early that might tip their mitts.

Twenty–five minutes later the rental truck, lights off, rolled to a stop in the parking lot of an A&P three blocks from the prison. Street lights at corners were the only illumination anywhere in this part of Utopia Park, and the cloudy sky made the night even blacker. You could just barely see your hand in front of your face.

Kelp and Dortmunder got out of the cab and moved cautiously around to open the doors at the rear of the truck. The interior of the truck was pitch black. While Dortmunder helped Chefwick to jump down onto the asphalt, Murch handed a ten–foot ladder out to Kelp. Kelp and Dortmunder stood the ladder up against the side of the truck while Murch handed out to Chefwick a coil of gray rope and his little black bag. They were all dressed in dark clothing and they communicated in whispers.

Dortmunder took the coil of rope and went first up the ladder, Chefwick following him. Kelp, at the bottom, held the ladder steady until they were both on top of the truck and then pushed the ladder up after them. Dortmunder laid the ladder lengthwise on the truck top and then he and Chefwick lay down on either side of it, like Boccaccio characters flanking a sword. Kelp, once the ladder was up, went around back again and shut the doors, then got back into the cab, started the engine, and drove the truck slowly around the A&P and out to the street. He didn’t turn the headlights on.

In the prison, Greenwood, looking at his watch and seeing it was five minutes to three, decided the time had come. He sat up, throwing the covers off, showing he was already fully dressed except for shoes. He put his shoes on now, got to his feet, looked at the sleeping man in the top bunk for a few seconds — the old man was snoring slightly, mouth open — and then Greenwood hit him in the nose.

The old man’s eyes popped open, round and white, and for two or three seconds he and Greenwood stared at each other, their faces no more than a foot apart. Then the old man blinked, and his hand sidled up from under the blanket to touch his nose, and he said, in surprise and pain, “Ow.”

Greenwood, shouting at the top of his voice, bellowed, “Stop picking your feet!”

The old man sat up, his eyes getting rounder and rounder. His nose was starting to bleed. He said, “What? What?”

Still at top volume, Greenwood roared, “And stop sniffing your fingers!”

The old man’s fingers were still against his nose, but now he took them away and looked at them, and there was blood on the tips. “Help,” he said, in a very quiet voice, tentatively, as though to be sure that was the word he was looking for. Then, apparently sure, he let fly with a raucous string of helps, putting his head back, squeezing his eyes shut, yipping like a terrier, “Helphelphelphelphelp —” etc.

“I can’t take it any more” Greenwood raged, taking the baritone part. “I’ll break your neck for you!”

“Helphelpheiphelp —”

Lights went on. Guards were shouting. Greenwood began to swear, to tramp back and forth, to wave his fists in the air. He yanked the blanket off the old man, wadded it up, threw it back at him. He grabbed the old man’s ankle and began to squeeze it as though he thought it was the old man’s neck.

The big clang came that meant the long iron bar across all the cell doors on this side of the tier had been lifted. Greenwood yanked the old man out of bed by his ankle, being careful not to hurt him, clutched him around the neck with one hand, raised his other fist high, and stood posed like that, bellowing, until the cell door opened and three guards came rushing in.

Greenwood didn’t make it easy for them. He didn’t punch any of them because he didn’t want them to punch him back with truncheons and make him unconscious, but he did keep poking the old man at them, making it difficult for them to come around through the narrow cell and get their hands on him.

Then, all at once, he subsided. He released the old man, who promptly sat down on the floor and began to clutch his own neck, and he stood there slump–shouldered, vague eyed. “I don’t know,” he said fuzzily, shaking his head. “I don’t know.”

The guards put their hands on his arms. “We know,” one of them said, and the second said quietly to the third, “Flipped out. I wouldn’t of thought it from him.”

Not too many walls away, the rented truck had rolled silently and blackly to a stop against the outer wall of the prison. There were towers at both corners of the wall and there was a great deal of light in other parts of the wall, such as the part around the main entrance and the part near the exercise yard, but here there was silence and darkness only intermittently broken by a searchlight sweeping along the length of the wall from the inside. The reason was, there were no cells nor entrances near this part of the wall at all. On the other side of this wall, according to Greenwood’s maps, were buildings housing the prison heating plant, the laundry, the kitchens and dining halls, the chapels, various storage sheds and the like. No part of the wall was left totally unguarded, but the guard in this area was the most perfunctory. Besides, with such a transient prison population as that at Utopia Park Prison, escapes were very rarely attempted.

As soon as the truck came to a stop, Dortmunder got to his feet and leaned the ladder against the wall. It reached almost to the top. He hurried up it while Chefwick held it steady, and at the top he peeked over, watching for the searchlight. It came, it showed him a layout of building roofs that matched Greenwood’s map, and he ducked out of sight just before it swept past the spot where his head had been. He went back down the ladder and whispered, “It’s all right.”

“Good,” Chefwick whispered.

Dortmunder joggled the ladder to be sure it would hold still with no one at the bottom to mind it, and then he went back up, Chefwick this time following close behind him. Dortmunder carried the coil of rope over one shoulder, Chefwick toted his black bag. Chefwick moved with an agility surprising in a man of his appearance.

At the top, Dortmunder shook out the coil of rope, holding on to the end tied to the metal hook. The rope was knotted every few feet and dangled to about eight feet from the ground. Dortmunder attached it to the top of the wall with the hook and tugged it to be sure it was solid. It was.

As soon as the searchlight glided by the next time, Dortmunder zipped up the rest of the ladder and straddled the top of the wall just to the right. Chefwick hurried up after him, hampered slightly by the black bag, and straddled the wall just to the left, facing Dortmunder. They reached down, grabbed the ladder by the top rung, pulled it up until it would tilt over the wall, and then slid it down the other side. About nine feet down was a flat tar roof, over the prison laundry. The ladder touched the roof and Dortmunder immediately clambered onto it. He took the black bag from Chefwick and hurried down the ladder. Chefwick scrambled down after him. They put the ladder down next to the low wall that edged the roof and then lay down on top of the ladder, where they would be in that wall’s shadow the next time the searchlight came by.

Outside, Kelp had been standing beside the truck, squinting to see Dortmunder and Chefwick and the ladder. He saw them vaguely, huddled on the ladder, one time when the searchlight went by on the other side of the wall, but the next time it went by they were gone. He nodded in satisfaction, got into the cab, and drove away from there, lights still off.

Dortmunder and Chefwick, meantime, used the ladder to get from the laundry roof to the ground. They put the ladder on the ground to one side and hurried for the main prison building looming up in the darkness ahead of them. They had to duck behind a wall once, to let the searchlight go by, but then trotted on, got to the building, found the door where it was supposed to be, and Chefwick took from his pocket the two tools he’d known he would have to use on this door. He went to work while Dortmunder kept watch.

Dortmunder saw the searchlight coming again, running along the face of the building. “Hurry it up,” he whispered, and heard a click, and turned to see the door opening.

They ducked inside, shut the door, and the searchlight went by. “Close,” Dortmunder whispered.

“I’ll take my bag now,” Chefwick whispered back. He was completely unruffled.

The room they were in was totally black, but Chefwick knew the contents of his bag so well he didn’t need light.

He squatted on the floor, opened the bag, put the two tools away in their appropriate pouches, took out two others, closed the bag, stood, and said, “All right.”

Several locked doors away, Greenwood was saying, “I’ll come quietly. Don’t you worry, I’ll come quietly.”

“We’re not worried,” one of the guards said.

It had taken them all quite a while to get everything sorted out. After Greenwood had suddenly gotten calm the guards had tried to find out what had happened, what it was all about, but all the old man could do was sputter and point, and all Greenwood would do was stand around looking vague and shaking his head and saying, “I just don’t know any more.” Then the old man said the magic word ‘feet’ and Greenwood erupted again.

He was very careful about how he erupted. He did nothing physical, all he did was scream and shout and thrash a bit. He kept it up while the guards held on to his arms, but when he saw they were about deciding to apply a local anesthetic to his head he calmed down again and became very reasonable. He explained about the old man’s feet, being totally lucid, explaining to them as though he thought once they understood the situation they would thoroughly agree with him.

What they did was humor him, and that was what he wanted. And when one of them said, “Look, fellow, why don’t we just find you someplace else to sleep?” Greenwood smiled in honest pleasure. He knew where they would take him now, to one of the cells over in the hospital wing. He could cool off there until morning, and then be handy for the doctor to see.

That’s what they thought.

Greenwood said a smiling goodbye to the old man, who was holding a sock to his bleeding nose now, and out he marched amid the guards. He assured them he would go with them quietly and they assured him they weren’t worried about that.

The early part of the route was the same as when he’d gone to see Prosker. Down the metal corridor, down the metal spiral stairs, along the other metal corridor and through two doors, both of which had to be unlocked by people on the outside and both of which were locked again in his wake. After that the route changed, going down a long brown corridor and around a corner to a nice lonely spot where two men dressed all in black, with black hoods over their heads and black pistols in their hands, came out of a doorway and said, “Don’t nobody make a sound.”

The guards looked at Dortmunder and Chefwick, for indeed it was they, and blinked in astonishment. One of them said, “You’re crazy.”

“Not necessarily,” Chefwick said. He stepped to one side of the doorway and said, “In here, gentlemen.”

“You won’t shoot,” the second guard said. “The noise would attract a lot of attention.”

“That’s why we have silencers,” Dortmunder told him. “That’s this thing like a hand grenade on the front of the gun. Want to hear it?”

“No,” said the guard.

Everybody went into the room and Greenwood shut the door. They used the guards’ belts to tie their ankles, their ties to tie their hands, and their shirttails to gag them. The room they were in was small and square and was somebody’s office, with a metal desk. There was a phone on the desk but Dortmunder ripped the cord loose.

When they left the office, Chefwick carefully locked the door behind him. Dortmunder said to Greenwood, “This way,” and the three of them loped down a corridor and through a heavy metal door that had been locked for several years until Chefwick had gotten to it. As Chefwick had said the other day, “Locks in prisons are meant to keep people in, not out. The outsides of the doors are much easier, that’s where all the bolts and chains and machinery are.”