The Hot Rock (15 page)

“So you don’t get electrocuted,” Greenwood told him. “We’re about to back through live wires. Cooperate, Mr. Prosker.”

“Oh, I’ll cooperate,” Prosker said. “I’ll cooperate.”

“Yes, you will,” Dortmunder said.

In the last fifteen minutes one vehicle had gone by, westbound, an ancient green pickup truck with an ancient gray farmer at the wheel. A lot of metal things in the back had gone
klank
when the truck had crossed the tracks, and the farmer had given Murch a dirty look, as though he suspected Murch of being responsible for the noise.

The other noise had come a minute or two later, being a brief stutter of tommy–gun fire, faint and far away. Murch had listened carefully, but it hadn’t been repeated. Probably just a warning, not an indication of trouble.

And now, here came something down the tracks. Murch leaned forward, peering, and it was good old Tom Thumb, backing down the rails, its Ford engine whining in reverse. Good. Murch flipped away the Marlboro and ran over to the truck. He backed it around into position, and had it all ready when Tom Thumb arrived.

Chefwick eased the locomotive to a stop a few yards from the rear of the truck. He was already looking a little sad at the prospect of being returned to normal size, but there was no alternative. His
Drink–Me
was all used up.

While Greenwood stood guard over Prosker in the tender, Dortmunder and Kelp, no longer in their wet–suits, got out and lowered the ramp into place. Chefwick backed the locomotive carefully up into the truck, and then Dortmunder and Kelp shoved the ramp back inside. Kelp climbed into the truck, and Dortmunder shut the door and went around to get into the cab with Murch. Murch said, “Everything okay?”

“No problems.”

“Nearest place?”

“Might as well,” Dortmunder said.

Murch put the truck in gear and started off, and two miles later he made a sweeping left onto a narrow dirt road, one of the many dirt roads they’d checked out in the last two weeks. This one, they knew, trailed off into the woods without ever getting much of anywhere. There were small indications in the first half mile or so that it was sometimes used as a lovers’ lane, but farther along the ruts grew narrower and grassier and finally petered out entirely in the middle of a dry valley, with no signs of man except a couple of meandering lines of stones that had once been boundary fences and were now mostly crumbled away. Perhaps there had once been a farm here, or even a whole town. The wooded lands of the northeastern states are full of long ago abandoned farms and abandoned rural towns, some of them gone now without a trace, some still indicated by an occasional bit of stone wall or a half–buried tombstone to mark where the churchyard used to be.

Murch drove the truck in as far as he dared and stopped. “Listen to the silence,” he said.

It was late afternoon now, and the woods were without sound. It was a softer, more muffled silence than the one at the sanitarium following Dortmunder’s tommy–gun burst, but just as complete.

Dortmunder got out of the cab, and when he slammed the door it echoed like war noises through the trees. Murch had gotten out on the other side, and they walked separately along the trailer, meeting again at the far end. All around them stood the tree trunks, and underfoot orange and red dead leaves. Leaves still covered the branches too and fluttered constantly downward, making steady small movements down through the air that kept Dortmunder making quick sharp glances to left and right.

Dortmunder opened the rear door and he and Murch climbed inside, then shut the door again after themselves. The interior of the trailer was lit by three frosted–glass lights spaced along the top, and the place was very, very full of locomotive, with no room at all to move on the right side and just barely enough to sidle along on the left. Dortmunder and Murch went along to the front of the tender and stepped aboard.

Prosker was sitting on the arms case, his innocent amnesiac expression beginning to fray at the edges. Kelp and Greenwood and Chefwick were standing around looking at him. There were no guns in sight.

Dortmunder went over to him and said, “Prosker, it’s as simple as can be. If we’re out the emerald, you’re out of life. Cough it up.”

Prosker looked up at Dortmunder, as innocent as a puppy who’s missed the paper, and said, “I don’t know what anybody’s talking about. I’m a sick man.”

Greenwood, in disgust, said, “Let’s tie him to the tracks and run the train over him a few times. Maybe he’ll talk then.”

“I really doubt it,” Chefwick said.

Dortmunder said, “Murch, Kelp, take him back and show him where we are.”

“Right.” Murch and Kelp took Prosker ungently by the elbows, hustled him off the tender, and shoved him down the narrow aisle to the rear of the truck. They pushed open a door and showed him the woods, with the late afternoon sunlight making diagonal rays down through the foliage, and when he’d seen it they shut the door again and brought him back and sat him down once more on the arms case. Dortmunder said, “We’re in the woods. Am I right?”

“Yes,” Prosker said and nodded. “We’re in the woods.”

“You remember about woods. That’s good. Look up there in the driver’s part of the locomotive. What’s that leaning against the side there?”

“A shovel,” Prosker said.

“You remember shovels too,” Dortmunder said. “I’m glad to hear that. Do you remember about graves?”

Prosker’s innocent look crumpled a little more. “You wouldn’t do that to a sick man,” he said and put one hand feebly to his heart.

“No,” Dortmunder said. “But I’d do it to a dead man.” He let Prosker think about that for a few seconds and then said, “I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. We’re going to stay here tonight, let the cops travel around looking for a locomotive someplace. Tomorrow morning we’re going to leave. If you’ve handed over the emerald by then, we’ll let you go and you can tell the law you escaped and you didn’t know what it was all about. You won’t mention any names, naturally, or we’ll come get you out again. You know now we can get you wherever you hide, don’t you?”

Prosker looked around at the locomotive and the tender and the hard faces. “Oh, yes,” he said. “Yes, I know that.”

“Good,” Dortmunder said. “How are you with a shovel?”

Prosker looked startled. “A shovel?”

“In case you don’t give us the emerald,” Dortmunder explained. “We’ll be leaving here without you in the morning, and we won’t want anybody finding you, so you’ll have to dig a hole.”

Prosker licked his lips. “I,” he said. He looked at all the faces again. “I wish I could help you,” he said. “I really do. But I’m a sick man. I had business reverses, personal problems, an unfaithful mistress, trouble with the Bar Association, I had a breakdown. Why do you think I was in the sanitarium?”

“Hiding from us,” Dortmunder said. “You committed yourself. If you could remember enough to commit yourself to a maximum security insane asylum, you can remember enough to turn over the emerald.”

“I don’t know what to say,” Prosker said.

“That’s all right,” Dortmunder told him. “You’ve got all night to think it over.”

Dortmunder came over and looked at the hole. Prosker was standing in it in his white pajamas, his bathrobe over beside a tree. The hole was knee–deep now, and Prosker was sweating even though the morning air was cool. It was another sunny day, with the crisp clean air of the woods in autumn, but Prosker looked like August and no air conditioner.

“That’s shallow,” Dortmunder told him. “You want a shallow grave? That’s for mugs and college girls. Don’t you have any self–respect?”

“You wouldn’t really kill me,” Prosker said, panting. “Not for mere money. A human life is more important than money, you have to have more humanity than —”

Greenwood came over and said, “Prosker, I’d kill you just out of general irritation. You conned me, Prosker, you conned me. You gave everybody a lot of trouble, and I’m to blame, and in a way I hope you keep pulling the lost memory bit right up till it’s time to leave.”

Prosker looked pained and glanced along the trail the truck had come on. Dortmunder saw that and said, “Forget it, Prosker. If you’re stalling, waiting for a lot of motorcycle cops to come racing through the trees, just give it up. It isn’t gonna happen. We picked this place because it’s safe.”

Prosker studied Dortmunder’s face, and his own face had finally lost its pained–innocence expression, replaced by a look of calculation. He thought things over for a while and then flung the shovel down and briskly said, “All right. You people wouldn’t kill me, you aren’t murderers, but I can see you aren’t going to give up. And it looks like I won’t get rescued. Help me up out of here, and we’ll talk.” His whole manner had abruptly changed, his voice deeper and more assured, his body straighter, his gestures quick and firm.

Dortmunder and Greenwood gave him a hand out of the hole, and Greenwood said, “Don’t be so sure about me, Prosker.”

Prosker looked at him. “You’re a ladykiller, my boy,” he said. “Not exactly the same thing.”

“Well, you’re no lady,” Greenwood told him.

Dortmunder said, “The emerald.”

Prosker turned to him. “Let me ask you a hypothetical question. Would you let me out of your sight before I handed over the emerald?”

“That isn’t even funny,” Dortmunder said.

“That’s what I thought,” Prosker said, and spread his hands, saying, “In that case, I’m sorry, but you’ll never get it.”

“I am gonna kill him!” Greenwood shouted, and Murch and Chefwick and Kelp strolled over to listen to the conversation.

“Explain,” Dortmunder said.

Prosker said, “The emerald is in my safe deposit box in a bank on Fifth Avenue and Forty–Sixth Street in Manhattan. It takes two keys to open the box, mine and the bank’s. The bank regulations require that I go down into the vault accompanied only by an officer of the bank. The two of us have to be alone, and in the vault I have to sign their book, and they compare the signature with the specimen they keep on file. In other words, it has to be me and I have to be alone. If I gave you my word I wouldn’t tell the bank officer to call the police while we were down there you wouldn’t trust me, and I wouldn’t blame you. I wouldn’t believe it myself. You can mount a perpetual watch on the bank if you wish, and kidnap and search me every time I go into it and come out, but that only means the emerald will stay where it is, useless to me and useless to you.”

“God damn it,” said Dortmunder.

“I’m sorry,” Prosker said. “I’m truly sorry. If I’d left the stone anywhere else, I’m sure we could have worked out some arrangement where I would be reimbursed for my time and expenses —”

“I ought to rap you in the mouth!” Greenwood shouted.

“Be quiet,” Dortmunder told him. To Prosker he said, “Go on.”

Prosker shrugged. “The problem is insoluble,” he said. “I put the stone where neither of us can get it.”

Dortmunder said, “Where’s your key?”

“To the box? In my office in town. Hidden. If you’re thinking of sending someone in my place to forge my signature, let me be a good sport and warn you that two of the bank’s officers know me fairly well. It’s possible your forger wouldn’t meet either of those two, but I don’t think you should count on it.”

Greenwood said, “Dortmunder, what if this louse was to die? His wife would inherit, right? Then we’d get the stone from her.”

Prosker said, “No, that wouldn’t work either. In the event of my death, the box would be opened in the presence of my wife, two bank officers, my wife’s attorney and no doubt someone from Probate Court. I’m afraid my wife would never get to take the emerald home with her.”

“God damn it to hell,” said Dortmunder.

Kelp said, “You know what this means, Dortmunder.”

“I don’t want to hear about it,” Dortmunder said.

“We get to rob a bank,” Kelp said.

“Just don’t talk to me,” Dortmunder said.

“I am sorry,” Prosker said briskly. “But there’s nothing to be done,” he said, and Greenwood hit him in the eye, and he fell backwards into the hole.

“Where’s the shovel?” Greenwood said, but Dortmunder said, “Forget that. Get him up out of there, and back in the truck.”

Murch said, “Where we going?”

“Back to the city,” Dortmunder said. “To make the Major’s day.”