Read The Horatio Stubbs Trilogy Online
Authors: Brian Aldiss
While I was mulling this news over and having a good yawn, the corporal â addressing Mercer but plainly repeating for my benefit a remark he had made before â said, âYou can see why they object. They claim that digging fields is not part of their duties. They also maintain that even if a crop of potatoes resulted, the Dutch would get it and they would gain nothing.'
The corporal was 26 Div Signals. I had seen him before. His name was Kyle. He was typical post-war material, a thin specimen with pale skin and no service behind him, young, inexperienced, and cocky as you please.
They both looked hopefully at me as I rubbed my stubbly chin. A faint grin showed on Johnny's face.
I plucked a few leaves off the nearest bush, asking casually, âAre your sympathies with the men, Corporal?'
âYes, very much. They are not farm hands. I don't see why we should work for the Squareheads, do you?'
I scattered the leaves. âNever mind what you don't see, Corporal. Your job is to carry out Standing Orders. As you bloody well know, the Indonesians are refusing to supply us with fresh rations, so the
GOC
has ordered that, where possible, units shall grow their own food. Reasonable, isn't it? Get your men out of their bloody
charpoys
and on that stretch of
miadan
at the double! Give 'em five minutes, after which any man without a shovel at the ready is up on a fizzer.'
Corporal Kyle looked at Johnny. Johnny looked at me. Johnny started to grin more openly.
âDon't give that old bull, Stubby! Fat lot you care about Standing Orders. I know where you've been all night.'
âThis “O” Section shower is very shit-or-bust,' the corporal said, apologetically. Yet I caught an undercurrent of boastfulness which set me off.
âShit-or-bust, is it? You've not earnt the right to be shit-or-bust, Corporal. You jump off the last boat with six months' service in Clacton to your name and think you can swing that one, you're sadly mistaken. Christ, three or four years' soldiering in the Fourteenth Army and
then
you're entitled to be shit-or-bust. Ever heard of the Fourteenth Army, Corporal?'
âIt's disbanded.'
âIt's before your time, when soldiering was
pukka
soldiering, let me tell you. So don't start answering me back. I don't know what bloody Britain's coming to! Now â get in those stinking fucking billets, stop playing with yourself, and order those
admis
at the top of your voice to get fell in on the road with their shovels, in five minutes flat or else.'
âYes, you'd better do that,' Johnny said, turning to Kyle. âStir the buggers up. Otherwise it's a case of mutiny, and we'll have to report it to the
CO
.'
That was the first time the dread word âmutiny' was mentioned.
Kyle's expression went blank.
âYou two are coming the Old Soldier on me.'
âWhat are you waiting for?' I asked.
Ignoring me, he addressed Mercer.
âThey'll only tell me to clear off. They say the
IORS
should do the job. Will you come with me, Sarge?'
Johnny grinned at me and then said to the corporal, â
Thik-hai.
I'll threaten to shoot the bleeders if they don't move.'
âThey won't take any notice, I warn you,' said the corporal. He tailed off with Johnny Mercer. I headed for my billet. My time was up.
Breakfast restored some of my depleted energies. I was shaving in my room when Johnny Mercer entered. He took a look at the Chinese servant who was obsequiously cleaning round, and told him to get out.
â
Merdeka!
You're a
krab
sight, Horry. Getting it up too much, that's the trouble. Take my advice and pack it in a bit or you'll be dead before you reach Blighty.' These were standard pleasantries and I ignored them.
âDid you get “O” Section out digging spuds?'
âNo. They said they weren't a bunch of wogs, and that digging was a job for the Indian Other Ranks.'
âWho's that feeble tit of a corporal?'
âSteve Kyle? He's not a bad bloke. It's the situation. The
NEI
isn't Burma.'
I dried my face and prepared to brush my teeth. âDo you know how much this bloody toothpaste cost me? You realise that the “Q” stores is out of toothpaste?
And
the
NAAFI
. It's all going to the Dutch.'
âI've got a bit of Dutch crumpet who works in the
RAPWI
shop. She'll get you a tube cheap. There's plenty up the
RAPWI
.'
âSix bloody Dutch guilders I had to pay for this toothpaste. That's eleven bob, eleven and a kick. Daylight robbery. So what did you do?'
âThey agreed to parade at 8.30 hours for Arms Inspection, and you should have heard them ticking about that. But I
couldn't get them out for digging. They wouldn't bloody well go.'
He went and stood on the balcony, gazing morosely at the distant jungle. Johnny Mercer was solidly built, with a big red neck and thin brown hair. He had been in Burma and knew what was what, but this morning he was not his old self. He clutched at his big red neck.
âI've got a hangover,' he said moodily. âI hate this fucking dump. What are we doing here, anyway? The
NEI
isn't our pigeon. We should have left this spot of trouble to the Dutch. I suppose you realise that we handed Sumatra over to the Dutch at the end of the Napoleonic Wars â now here we go again ⦠Privately, my sympathies are with the
BORS.
Why should they go out digging the fields at seven in the morning, like a lot of coolies? Still, their refusal is serious, isn't it?'
Spitting and wiping my mouth, I said, âVery serious. Mutiny. We're on Active Service still â they could be shot for mutiny. You'd better go and talk to Jhamboo Singh â he's the officer i/c. Perhaps there's some way round it.'
âJhamboo. Yes, I suppose I had ⦠What a bloody position.' He sauntered back into the room, still clutching his neck. âWhat's going to happen to your furniture when you've gone? I like that cabinet.'
In my room, tastefully arranged, I had an ornate mahogany cabinet, a fine mahogany table, a little brass side-table, and a heavy sideboard on which my collection of Balinese carvings stood. All the gear was looted, except for the carvings, which I bought with cigarettes in the bazaar. The cabinet had come with me overland from Padang.
My room gave me a lot of pleasure, although I was so rarely in it. On my walls I had bright posters of Hanuman, the Monkey God, and little pink Parvati on her lotus leaf. Over the head of my bed hung a large pin-up of Ida Lupino, slender, browbeaten, ever courageous.
âWhat'll you offer for the job lot?'
He laughed. âNothing. I'll wait till you're gone and then I'll commandeer it.'
When Johnny left, I scrutinised my face narrowly in the
glass, prodding at its pimples and folds. A blank sort of face, I thought, yet not undistinguished. What was it going to look like, perched over a suit, collar, and tie? And what was I going to do in Civvy Street? Follow father's footsteps into the bank, no doubt. Now I was a hero, tough, pretty independent; there, I'd be just one more pale-faced clerk. Now I had a smashing bird; and then â¦
The first heat of the day was getting through. I went to lie down on my bed, putting my hands behind my head and staring up at the cracks on the ceiling.
The Chinese cleaner came bowing himself into the room. I shouted to him to get out until I called.
Like a bird to a pool, the image of Margey's face came back to me, that mysterious oriental face with those slanted eyes, that perfect mouth, the lips in repose like something carved. Only two hours ago I had awakened to find her beside me, and my arm full of cramps because she was lying on my wrist. I lay absorbing the sight of her, the curl of her hair round her ear and neck, the inexplicable curve of her shoulder.
Margey's room with all its grotty detail was revealed to me in monochrome. Beyond the curtains were a thousand broken rooftops, all with tiles missing. Medan, falling apart at the seams â¦
My happiness had lasted only a moment. Came the pain, the knowledge that it was Friday, that in three days I would be swept away in one of those directives issuing from the Company Office. I sat up, and she awoke.
Then I'd left her, clung to her and left her, feeling so sick on my way back to the lines that I'd almost have welcomed a few extremists rising before me in the dawn-light and shooting me down into some stinking ditch.
I fell asleep for an hour. But circumstances were already at work to ensure that this was my last peaceful day in Sumatra â¦
The roofs of Medan were broken and the town was tumbling. Its occupying force was also in ruinous condition.
I had arrived in Medan only six weeks ago, having previously been in Padang or on detachment at Fort de Kock. During those six weeks, I had removed myself as far as possible from the army. It had ceased to have functional point; the closing down of the Fourteenth Army had been the final blow.
Despite my feeling of severance, emphasised by the detachment from my own unit, I could no more visualise myself as a civilian than I could visualise Margey away from Sumatra. The army had bred in me a contempt for the cushy civilian life; perhaps I clung to Margey as part of a more heroic existence.
However that might be, I woke from my sleep with an urgent resolve to marry the girl. Why fucking not? I'd show my mates how independent I was. At least I would see what the score was â and today, before the weekend set in. I would speak to Captain Boyer over the wireless link and discuss the situation with him. With that done, I would face Margey and settle her complaints one way or the other â for her complaints carried weight with me â and then we could go and swim.
I washed the sweat off my face and neck and dressed myself. The billet I lived in was beautiful. The rooms downstairs were high and cool, the staircase had an elegant curl, and there was a carved front door. Before the war, the place had belonged to a prosperous planter who headed for Australia when the Japs arrived and got himself killed in a bar-room brawl in Darwin. Under Jap rule, the building formed part of the Neutrals Camp, where Swiss and Swedes and their assorted women had been confined for the duration. Now it was a sergeants' billet. I tried out a quick daydream about Margey's and my living here when the British troops left, complete with bearers to wait on us; but the bearers would not stay still, and became petty officials in the new Indonesian order instead.
Nobody was about outside. The sun had already achieved tyrannical power and anyone who could scrounge a way off official duties would be stretched out on his
charpoy.
The line of Dutch houses, with their neglected gardens and riotous shrubs, was sheltered by deciduous trees, doubtless imported from nurserymen in Amsterdam. As soon as I stepped out of their shadow, my body oozed sweat into my newly laundered jungle greens. A butterfly flew past me at waist-level, its wings as big as saucers.
I strolled over to âM' Section, to get a vehicle to take me into town. Things were a bit jungly in âM' Section. It had taken over a large thatched barn and fortified the space all round with rattan screens and barbed wire. There was a guard permanently on the gate, though he sometimes dozed under his square of thatch.
A few vehicles stood frying in the sun. In the shade of the barn, other vehicles were being repaired. Most of the vehicles and all of the repair equipment was Jap. It was an indication of feeling in the House of Commons, as well as of the situation in India and the
NEI
, that 26 Div had never managed to come up to strength, and relied heavily on commandeered equipment. The fact that such equipment as was permitted came via Singapore added to our problems. There was a shortage of everything â the âQ' stores could not even provide new socks. If 26 Div did not pull out soon, it was going to be reduced to growing its own food in earnest.
Colour-Sergeant Ron Dyer stood at the entrance to the barn, smoking. He was a regular, and had been through the Arakan. At his waist he wore a Jap aviator's sword, which made him look like a pirate. Apart from this weapon, and his revolver, he wore a filthy pair of dungarees, boots, and nothing else. His great chest and glistening belly were streaked with dirt. Directly he saw me, he set up an outcry and moved sluggishly about in mock-panic.
âRight, lads, watch your vehicles! Watch those tyres or they'll be all gone like shit off a hot stove. Keep your eye on anything this bloke can lift. Watch your rings! What do you want here, Stubbs? Got a gin-palace to flog me cheap?'
âYou've got fuck-all here anyone would want to swipe, Dyer.'
The gin-palace scandal was something I would never live down, not if I served another hundred years in the army.
If equipment was in short supply in Medan, matters were much worse in Padang. Padang lay south of the equator, on the other side of the island. Any goods intended for Padang had to make a sea-voyage from Medan of some twelve hundred miles. Air transport was scarce. There was a hazardous trail over the island â the trail five hundred miles long by which I had travelled to Medan â but that had always been threatened by extremists and was now entirely in their hands.
Padang was an outpost â an outpost which began to look increasingly forlorn as the political situation deteriorated.
One thing the garrison in Padang needed: a signal station. Their radio equipment consisted of battered old 22 sets. These relayed messages up to a hill station above the town, a place called Bukitinghi, from which signals were relayed over the mountains to Medan. Bukitinghi came under threat, with a signals captain shot up on the hazardous road back to Padang. A proper mobile signals station â known throughout the army as a gin-palace â was ordered. The message went to Bukitinghi, to Medan, to Singapore, to Calcutta, to Delhi, and so back to 26 Div supply base, many hundreds of miles away in Amritsar.