The Heaven of Animals: Stories (14 page)

“Will we make it through Christmas?” I asked again.

Something cool swabbed my forehead. My chest tightened with anticipation.

“Okay,” Joy said. “Christmas.”

If we could do that, then what kept us from continuing? If we could only make it to New Year’s, to Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s. Holidays like stepping-stones, and who was to say we couldn’t cross the river that way, or keep going, until—

“Keep them closed,” Joy said.

Her hand was on my chin, polishing, kneading, and I could smell the night’s wine on her breath.

For a while, I felt Joy’s hands on my face, and then I didn’t. Then there was the telltale click of her tools on the counter, the shuffle of slippers out the door.

I wondered whether I’d open my eyes to a clown face or maybe a woman’s, whether she’d made me up like one of the guys from Kiss. A good joke. I might even have laughed.

The bathroom lights, after I’d had my eyes closed so long, were headachy and bright. The boxes and products, little brushes and cotton balls, cluttered the countertop. Beige smears stained the sink’s silver faucet and knobs. Tissues littered the floor like scabs.

Finally, I faced the mirror.

From the look of things, she’d used only powders and creams. There was no lipstick or eyeliner, no whiskers or rosy cheeks. The consummate artist had done the good job she’d always promised to do. Anyone who knew me maybe could have told, but I understood now what she’d meant. I didn’t look like a man wearing makeup. I looked young, like a younger, healthier version of myself. A version of myself from better times.

And I wondered whether it was this, seeing me this way again, that had sent Joy from the room, sent her out before I’d opened my eyes.

.   .   .

Luke’s room was warm, but cool at the window, where the frost crept in and grew veins in the glass. I stood at the window and took in the view of where, so many nights, I’d walked. In one direction, streetlights followed the sidewalks, lawns tucked into their curbs like blue blankets. In the other direction ran the main road and the power lines that hummed in their jackets of ice. Then there was our house, our small house, caked in crystal and caught between, old and ready to fall over. Soon, I imagined, we’d sell and the neighborhood would gobble it up, our house knocked down and a new one put up in its place, a house that matched the rest.

Luke rolled toward me. The train night-light illuminated his face. His eyelids fluttered in sleep, and I knelt beside the bed.

Right then, the thought came that I could scoop him up, could be out the door and in the car in seconds. We wouldn’t need clothes or toothbrushes or food. We’d just drive. Or, better yet, we could hop a train. We’d be stowaways. Together, we’d trade Atlanta for Wyoming. Or Montana. Somewhere wild. Somewhere no one would find us.

“Luke,” I said. He stirred. I cupped a hand over my mouth. I wanted so badly to believe that I was as much his world as he was mine.

He slept. He slept.

Tomorrow, I would collect all of the Baby Galileo products and dump them into the trunk of my car. I would drive to the store, pile everything beside the register, and demand a refund. I didn’t care about store policy. I didn’t care about receipts or time limits or torn packaging. I would make the return. I would get our money back. And then I would go to the toy store and buy everything with a train on it that I could find.

The bed was too narrow for both of us, so I stretched out on the floor, close as I could. I felt the cold at my back, the cold coming through the wall, but I knew that under the covers my boy was warm. With the sunrise, he’d see me, or else his hand might slip over the side of the bed and touch my hair. He’d find me in the morning, was how I imagined it, find me there, his father, awake and waiting for him.

Knockout

I
t did not end in one of the usual ways. It did not disintegrate or implode or go up in flames. Max and Allison Bloom’s marriage ended in a five-round fight in a ring on their front lawn.

All morning the vans came and men got out, and by night a ring was erected. All day we spotted flyers: on telephone poles, on windshields, plastered to the windows of the Piggly Wiggly. The flyers advertised the match and the boxers: Max “The Adulterer” Bloom and Allison “Soon to Be Smith” Bloom, a husband-wife lineup.
NOT TO BE MISSED!
the flyers screamed in red letters.

And miss it we did not. That evening, we took our seats hesitantly, lined the sidewalk and spilled into the street. The neighborhood buzzed with gossip and talk of what this might do to property values. Bets were made on the fight. Money changed hands. Neighbors, who had not seen each other in months, clasped hands, patted backs, and turned to watch a couple beat each other up.

Max and Allison faked and jabbed, bobbed and weaved. For a moment, we wondered if this was all in fun, a show, something to bring us together. Then glove hit skin. The first uppercut Allison took made us flinch, but it was she, after all, and not Max who had boxed in college, and so we resigned ourselves to the sight of a man hitting a woman. And Allison got in her share of shots. Jumping around the ring, she let us know whose idea this had been.

By the end of round three, Max’s front tooth was loose and his nose was a cherry tomato. And before round five, before the final blows that sent them both to the mat, gasping, those of us close enough, those of us with ringside seats, heard the whispered pleas to the trainers in their corners: Max saying “I don’t want this. This isn’t what I want,” and Allison, red gloves gripping her knees, hair slick with sweat, both eyes purpled and swollen shut, Allison saying only “Cut me.”

Last of the Great
Land Mammals

S
he’s still waiting when Arnie pulls up in the truck, tires spraying gravel. A curve of jaw, the weekend beard, shows through the window tint. He has on flannel, a checkerboard of red and blue.

She stands and turns. The stump she’d been seated on is smooth, rings blurred by a century of sittings. The sides sag, soft and damp. A spine of yellow mushrooms climbs the trunk like Frisbees someone’s hammered into wood. There’s grit under her nails from where, the last hour, she’s worried the bark.

She knows Arnie’s behind her before she feels his hands on her waist, before she bends into the abbreviated hug. It’s enough, for now, and they separate.

“Maddy’s soccer game,” he says. “Sorry.”

“It’s all right,” she says.

She’s learned to wait, sometimes for hours. It used to upset her, but it doesn’t upset her anymore. He always shows up. The waiting, that’s just part of it.

He’s married, and she’s waiting for him not to be. He’ll never not be. She knows this and she doesn’t. She knows it and at the same time thinks:
Someday
.

In a heartbeat
. That’s what she told him. In a heartbeat, she’d leave the man she married.

But Arnie won’t leave his daughter, his wife, his house or his yard, his money, his dogs. Far as she can tell, everything is as he likes it—his cake, her too.

So where does
she
fit in? What is she to him?

She is cuff links. She’s a pocket watch. A thing slipped on for special occasions.

.   .   .

Linda looks good. Tight jeans and a shirt he can see her nipples through. And—these are new—boots. They’re leather, the sides fringe-lined. The toes are something. Each comes to the kind of point you could chop wood with.

Her lips are red, her face done up, but, the look she gives him, it’s like she hasn’t decided if she’s happy he’s here. Some days, he knows there’ll be trouble. Days with no makeup. Days a comb hasn’t touched her hair. Those days, they’ll talk, she’ll cry, and he’ll leave feeling bad. Days like that, they might not even fuck, which is kind of the whole point.

Those days make him miss the way things started, before sex was a given, when this, all of it, was startling and new, like when he was a boy and he first watched the hand reach in, in
Indiana Jones
—how the hand left the man’s chest, the heart and the fist around it, pulsing.

Those first times together: the shock of the body, white, shadowy beneath the sheets. The weight of pearls on the tongue. How she didn’t feel like any girl he’d been with. How, now, she feels nothing like his wife.

The sex is great, don’t get him wrong, but
this
. In some ways, it’s his favorite part, the meeting place, the place they go
before
. Any place will do—bus station, museum, shopping mall. His favorites, though, are places with animals. The zoo, the game ranch, the aquarium in Newport with its loggerheads and moray eels, the tube that steers you through the tank of sharks.

Tentacles, fur, these put him in the mood. Four legs:
Good.
He can’t explain it, would never tell her. But, then, you could fill a book with things he’s not telling people these days.

Their rule: Each month, somewhere new. And there are only so many animal hot spots in Ohio. Even considering the tristate, it’s like a riddle: How close to Cincinnati can you stay before you run out of menageries?

This one, the state park in Kentucky, came like providence. Maddy’s birthday party, a sleepover, and one of her friends brought along a stuffed buffalo. He’d been, like, “Hey, that’s some buffalo,” and the child said, “Bison,” and he said, “Nice bison, then.” She let him examine the tag, which read
BIG BONE LICK
. A joke, he thought, porn-perfect. But then he was online, looking it up, and there it was: Big Bone Lick State Park. Which was when he learned that
lick
wasn’t just something you did with your tongue. It could also mean
salt spring or exposed mineral deposit, the kind frequented by animals
. In this case,
lick
translated to
basin full of bones
. Here was a place the last of the great North American land mammals had come, ten thousand years ago, to lick their last. Here they had come to taste some salt, slip into a tar pit, and die.

“Romantic,” Linda had said. Her voice on the phone always sounded pinched and distant.

“And, get this,” he said. “
Bison
. They have a
herd
of
bison
!”

“Aren’t they mean?” she said, and he said, “No, no. You’re thinking bulls. Bison are gentle giants. They’re like manatees, but on land.”

“Manatees,” she said.

“Equivalently,” he said.

He promised to take her wherever she wanted afterward, which, he knew, meant somewhere fancy.

Now, the two of them beside his truck and her in these boots, her saying nothing, he’s not sure what kind of day it will be. And this, the not being sure, it’s enough to make him want to hop back in the truck. Because he can’t stand the thought of it, another sobbing, face-in-the-pillow day—and, lately, there have been more and more—another round of
If you love me, leave her.

But, then, he hasn’t given Linda a chance. He owes her that much.

“Nice boots,” he says.

Linda looks down. “No place like home,” she says. She gives the heels a click.

He waits. What she says next could make or break the day.

And, then, she is smiling, she’s moving, she’s saying, “Come on,” working those boots across the gravel lot, walking like she knows where she’s going.

.   .   .

She
hates
the expression. How come no “kissing sisters”? Why no “fucking uncles”?

They can’t be the only ones. But, if it’s so widespread, so common there’s a name for it, how come she’s never met anyone like them?

.   .   .

What he calls
fucking,
she calls
making love
. And where they fuck/make love depends on who picks.

He likes motels, stucco-walled and neon-bright. Places they bolt the TVs to bureaus and telephones to tables. Places they don’t bother asking, “Smoking or non?” Places that make you pay cash up-front.

It’s not that he can’t afford nice things, far from it. It’s the
chaos
of a place he loves, the mismatched furniture and threadbare sheets, the coffeemaker someone’s used and not cleaned out, the
art
—if that’s the word for it—all those seagulls and beachscapes in cheap pastels. A place like that, he can
relax,
because in no way does it remind him of home—home’s white walls and careful rooms and the maid keeping everything clean, clean, clean.

His favorite motel room, the one about which Linda said, “Never again,” boasted a watercolor of a blue heron. The usual, except that someone had pried the frame loose and returned the picture, corners curling, to the wall. The hook poked through the canvas like some profane, silver tail sprung from the heron’s head.

That room had a sink that ran hot water but not cold. The water came in staccato bursts, rousing from Linda the kind of profanity that he thought might liven things up in bed. They tried it, but, really, it wasn’t Linda’s style, and the dirty talk left them feeling even weirder than usual.

Linda likes nice places. She likes resorts, bed-and-breakfasts, places where the rates aren’t tacked to billboards that overhang the highway. Linda likes wherever there’s wallpaper or white china or rugs so plush the fibers reach between your toes to tickle the tops of your feet.

Her favorite’s a golf resort and spa they frequent in Indiana, the one by the riverboat casino. Neither of them golfs or gambles, nor have they seen the inside of the spa. They stay in, mostly, watch TV, order room service, drink wine, and do what they came to do.

The suites come with bathrobes, his and hers. Soon as they arrive, she puts hers on. She takes it off for sex, sometimes not even then. He never changes into his. Before they go, she returns hers to the closet. The robe hangs next to his, and always she seems sad to leave them there, suspended, their middles cinched by belts.

.   .   .

Today, they begin with the museum, one room and a winding hallway that details the park’s two-century history. Before it was a park, she reads, Big Bone Lick was a dig site. Before that, it was a stop on Lewis and Clark’s cross-country expedition. Mostly, the museum is dusty skulls in glass cases. The bones are mammoth and mastodon and giant sloth. The cases gleam, bright with track lighting, greasy with fingerprints, and she can’t help thinking what Windex and paper towels could do for the place.