The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz (6 page)

In character for Adam Rifkin and Steve Bing’s
Without Charlie
.

As Mussolini in a XXX World War II parody.

In costume on a Mark Carriere-produced XXX film.

I admit it, I love to eat! (
Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts
)

I look better with a little hare on my chest—get it? (
Courtesy of Fantastic Pictures and John T. Bone/Metro Studios
)

At the Adult Expo with
Night Moves
magazine, in Tampa. That’s Felizia Fox on the left. (
Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts
)

With Kayla Kleevage. “Got Milk?” (
Courtesy Kleevco
)

Here I am as Dr. Ron (and look how truly frightened I appear!) (
Courtesy Immaculate Video Conceptions and Tiffany Million
)

Good times with the late, great Anna Malle (R.I.P.). (
Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts
)

Getting lipstick on my dipstick in Tampa, Florida. (Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts)

I love foreplay because it gives the girls goose bumps if you do it right. It starts with goose bumps and within ten minutes you have an eight-man, interracial, anal, dwarf, bukkake, cream-pie gangbang. (
Courtesy Klinger Video Entertainment
)

I was once honored by PETA as an ambassador of goodwill, and here I am consulting with some of the experts. Two dolphins double-teamed me for an aquatic kiss.

Another expert—a female walrus…. Hey, I’ve done worse!