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The Gypsy in the Parlour

A Novel

Margery Sharp

TO

GEOFFREY CASTLE

PART ONE

CHAPTER I

1

In the heat of a spacious August noon, in the heart of the great summer of 1870, the three famous Sylvester women waited in their parlour to receive and make welcome the fourth.

Themselves matched the day. The parlour was hot as a hothouse, not a window was open, all three women were big, strongly-corsetted, amply-petticoated, layered chin to toe in flannel, cambric, and silk at a guinea a yard. Their broad, handsome faces were scarlet, their temples moist. But they stood up to the heat of the parlour as they stood up to the heat of the kitchen or the heat of a harvest-field: as the sun poured in upon them so their own strong good-humour flowed out to meet it—to refract and multiply it, like the prisms of their candlesticks, the brass about their hearth. Nature had so cheerfully designed them that even wash-day left them fair-tempered: before the high festivity of a marriage their spirits rose, expanded, and bloomed to a solar pitch of stately jollification.

Everything in the parlour shone. After the prisms and the andirons the two most striking points of brillance were a chinacabinet, its panes so diamond-like that light must merely have bounced back, but for the attraction of the lustre-ware within, and the gilding of a tall, scroll-worked harp. The floor reflected the furniture: a pair of water-clear mirrors reflected each other. The grandfather-clock was a column of amber. (A smaller, dimmer sun ornamenting its face.) At the windows, long curtains, of very old brocade, showed their original bright crimson at each turn of a fold: a square of Turkey carpet, equally ancient, equally proclaimed the excellence of old dyes.—It was a room, in short, worth the sun's while to shine on; and that it was so, and that it was also the heart of the great sprawling house, half-manor and half-farm, was the Sylvester women's triumph.

They had won no easy victory. The men they wedded were masterful as themselves: black as they were golden, strong-willed and strong-backed: apt to eat in the kitchen, and without (till the first bride came home) sluicing themselves. This original Amazon was my Aunt Charlotte, wife of the eldest son Tobias; her two sisters-in-law were of her own choosing—equally high-coloured, equally high-handed, equally apt to civilize the black Sylvester males. The fourth Sylvester woman, the awaited betrothed, my youngest Uncle Stephen chose for himself; and until that morning only he had set eyes on her.

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One must go back. I go back—how willingly!—to the night some four years earlier when I first arrived, a small sickly girl-child, in my Aunt Charlotte's kitchen. My parents were Londoners: I had coughed all a smoky winter, a chill spring: with the summer I was sent down to these half-known connections to try the benefit of West Country air. I was then seven years old, and obviously did not travel alone; I remember adult (though unfamiliar) company in the train; but towards the end of the journey some arrangement must have broken down, for I made its last stage, by carrier's cart, in charge solely of the carrier, and when I arrived it was quite dark. My Aunt Charlotte unwrapped me from my shawls, set me up on the great kitchen table, and with a loud cry of distress instantly gave me a honey-comb. I hadn't a spoon, I couldn't, for cold and weariness, have eaten if I had; but the impetuous welcoming gesture—I still see the upward sweep of a great creamy arm—gave me an extraordinary sensation of happiness.

I felt, for my mind then fed on fairy-tales, like the girl in the story whom an enormous kindly cat popped into a jug of magic milk, which turned her golden.

This image quite remarkably persisted. To me, a cockney of cockneys, living at the farm was like living amongst great kindly creatures not quite of my own race. Every object, from the huge horses in the stables to the huge cream-pans in the dairy, was so astoundingly large. My four uncles and their sire moved particularly enormous. I didn't see much of them, I was kept mewed like a parlour-boarder from all mucky farm-activity; but my Aunt Charlotte loomed almost as gigantic. To me she was tall as a sunflower—and like a sunflower wore a great golden crown, that unplaited fell to her knees. Her hands were mansize and brown, but her arms and shoulders milk-white; her eyes, like her mouth, smiled easily, but her lightest love-tap—I was often underfoot—sent me half across the kitchen. It was easy to comprehend how she had made the first breach in the bachelorhood of the Sylvester men.

The tale was legendary, and deserved to be: until her coming the old widower and his four sons having lived like so many Orsons or savages, with for all female influence one old witch in the kitchen. Yet they owned their land and wheat stood at over forty shillings: old Mr. Sylvester could have been churchwarden—save that he never went to church. (They none of them went to church.) Their dwelling-house, originally a manor, was not only commodious, but handsome. (Or might have been, had they spent the least pains on it; which they never did.) The older portion was so picturesque that summer-visitors came to sketch it: there are contemporary water-colours without number, of the broad, sodded court lying between the manor's two wings.

It was formerly infested, this court, by donkeys. When old Mr. Sylvester bought all and for a peppercorn, he was forced to turn out a great number of gypsies who through the winter roosted there: so much had the estate decayed, by death, extravagance and misfortune. The greensward was invaded by thistles, upon which natural pasture fed the gypsies' donkeys, the space bounded by the two crumbling wings and the main bulk of the house forming a sort of corral for them. Old Mr. Sylvester rigorously turned both gypsies and donkeys out, and moved in with his growing four sons. They were Tobias, Matthew, Luke and Stephen; who with their sire took root and flourished.

They were savages, but they didn't neglect the land. Where land was concerned they were even progressive. They brought in the first mechanical thresher their neighbours had ever seen. They sent to Plymouth for guano, buying it straight from the ship. As farmers, and as a team of five strong men, they waxed, for farmers, rich. Old Mr. Sylvester could have been a Justice—save that he wasn't able, or pretended not to be able, to spell his name.

His four sons remained bachelors, but notoriously assuaged, after market-day, and in the lowest quarters, their natural masculine powers. Fortunately they weren't quarrelsome, and had heads like rocks, for they drank enough for eight. Whatever they did there was no one to check them, no one to say them nay—until Tobias the eldest, foraying into Norfolk after a ram, was himself brought to market by my Aunt Charlotte.

She was quite simply the finest woman he'd ever seen. She stood five-foot-nine in her stockings, and her head was Ceres'—gold-braided, high-coloured, smiling abundance. My Aunt Charlotte saw a black, six-footer eldest son. Her father owned the ram Tobias had his eye on; she, looking queen-like over the best Norfolk could offer, signalled her acceptance of an alliance which Tobias willingly allowed himself to have proposed. He had to wait in Norfolk four weeks longer, while the banns were called; and employed the interval to write a letter home.

Dear father, dear brothers
(wrote Tobias),

I'm to be wed Tuesday two weeks. Wednesday two weeks expect me home. The young woman sends her respects, and I have got a ram
.

I have said that my Aunt Charlotte's home-coming was legendary; like a legend, it lost nothing in the re-telling. The first object that met her eyes, on her arrival at her new home, was a donkey in the kitchen. This was explicable, if at the time disconcerting; one or two strays of the race still remembered their old haunt in the courtyard, and the kitchen-door, which abutted it, swung on a broken hinge. Tobias should properly have set down his bride at the great main door, but there was the ram, under a net, in the back of their cart: he drove straight round into the court, it was mizzling with rain, and Charlotte ran for the nearest shelter. The donkey and she met head-on: without the slightest hesitation she snatched up a broom, thwacked it across the quarters, and drove it out. Immediately over the threshold a morass of poached mud sucked at her new shoes. She turned back into the kitchen, spied a pair of pattens, put them on and returned to the attack. The braying of the beast she so harried rose like a gypsy's warning: still my Aunt Charlotte thwacked. When Tobias returned from the byre he found his bride, in pattens, already beating the bounds of her new demesne.

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“Dear souls, but I was wrathful!” related my Aunt Charlotte. “So wrathful was I, I'd hardly let 'un bed me!”