Authors: Parker Bilal
From here he enjoyed a clear view of the city in all its glory. The pyramids were somewhere out there to the south, buried under a pensive cloud of smog more turgid than centuries of tomb dust, and out of which the pale orb of the sun was now struggling to lift itself. If he stepped to the wooden railings and looked up he saw a jumble of high-rise apartment blocks arranged like an ugly row of broken teeth, blotting out that corner of the sky. People looked out of their windows every day and wondered who on earth would ever think of living on that heap of floating driftwood, and he looked up at them and wondered his own thoughts.
Makana still felt like a stranger in this city. The river he gazed down upon provided a tenuous link to Khartoum, far upstream, the place he still thought of as home even though he had fled it some seven years earlier and had no plan to return there any time soon. He had not had any choice in the matter. It was either leave, or die.
For seven years Makana had managed to find enough work to survive on through his few friends and acquaintances – you got nowhere in Cairo without knowing people. Usually his clients thought they could get him to work a little more cheaply and discreetly than a local investigator might. Still, in recent months he had found himself struggling. The work had dried up, no one had any money, and Makana was faced with the fact that if things did not improve soon he would have to think about finding some other kind of gainful employment. His needs were not excessive, his one vice being tobacco; other than that he lived the kind of frugal existence that would have shamed a wandering Sufi.
Ahead of him lay the prospect of trawling once more round his usual contacts in search of an opening of some kind. That and avoiding Umm Ali, whose patience regarding her long-overdue rent was beginning to wear thin.
Somewhere far away, he heard a voice calling him back to the present. Stirring finally, and realising that he was not going to be able to avoid his landlady, Makana tried to think what excuse he might possibly use this time. In all likelihood she had heard every one of his stories before, many of them more than once. With a sigh, he crossed the deck and peered down at the small, happily plump woman wearing faded, raggedy clothes and a grubby scarf tied around her hair. Umm Ali stood barefoot in the muddy field holding an armful of fat aubergines to her ample bosom.
‘You have visitors,
ya bash-muhandis
,’ she sang out, with all the ceremony of a courtier making an announcement in the palace of Haroun al-Rashid. Makana could tell that she was excited about something. The rather giddy pitch to her voice suggested she could smell money, which was not a bad thing, generally, as it would have to go past him before it got to her. With a wave of gratitude, Makana walked down the stairs to the lower deck. He stepped through the cabin door to find his living space had shrunk.
Nasser’s High Dam at Aswan had marked an end to the annual flooding of the Nile, but some years, when it was particularly dry and the river level dropped, Makana’s floor was somewhat less than flat. It meant looking at the world from rather a strange tilt, although he reflected that this was not such a bad thing altogether. Today, however, the floor was affected by a factor it had never encountered before.
The man standing in the middle of the room had clearly been well fed since birth. He had a sizeable girth and a very stout neck, on top of which was a rather small and perfectly spherical head. It looked like a stone about to roll down a very large hill. Underneath all that corpulence, however, Makana suspected there was a good deal of solid muscle. He looked like he could have eaten the boat for breakfast. Also, he was wearing a suit. Not many people stepped on to the
awama
wearing a suit. Makana began to understand the reason for Umm Ali’s excitement. It wasn’t much of a suit, the kind you might pick off the rack at Omar Effendi’s – the state-run department stores. Makana had one himself somewhere. But this man looked uneasy, as if his bulk was about to burst the seams at any moment. His expression said he would have been more at home directing a donkey to and from a muddy field. He was cultivating a rather silly little moustache to lend him an air of sophistication, but the stains on his trousers said he had eaten fava beans with olive oil for breakfast, just like the rest of the country.
‘Would you mind standing further over to that side?’ Makana asked. ‘Only the boat tilts if there is too much weight on the outside.’
The gorilla stared back at him impassively. Either he did not understand or he didn’t like being told what to do. The thick brows furrowed angrily and he glared back as though pondering a profound metaphysical dilemma. It was such an alarming expression that Makana burned his finger on the lit match he was holding. The man’s fists were balled up tightly – clearly he was the type who resorted to words only when physical violence was ruled out. Before either of them could move or speak, however, another man stepped in over the threshold.
His suit was in an entirely different category and certainly not purchased at Omar Effendi’s. A more likely guess might have been one of the fancy boutiques of Paris or London. For the price of that suit Makana could have bought the whole houseboat, sent Umm Ali home to her village a happy woman, and still had enough change to buy himself a whole new wardrobe. The man inside this suit was slim and naturally elegant. Around sixty, Makana guessed, with his hair combed back from his fine, even features in a smooth white wave. He glanced around the place with the curiosity of a man who finds himself inexplicably inside the monkey cage at the zoo. Then he snapped his fingers and the big man turned and left without a word, which was good news for a number of reasons, mostly because the floorboards seemed to heave a sigh of relief. In place of the blank expression of the big man, the new arrival was wearing a thin, unpleasant smile that Makana realised wasn’t a smile at all, but a grimace of distaste. Whatever he was smoking actually had tobacco in it by the smell of it. Makana took a step sideways and flicked his valuable second Cleopatra of the day through the low window out of pure shame.
‘Why the dramatic entrance?’
‘It’s his job,’ said the slim man, distractedly. ‘You are alone, I take it?’ He circled a hand in the air. There was a lot of gold on that hand. Makana had a frying pan hanging in the kitchen about the size of that wristwatch. It answered any nagging queries he still had about the purpose of the gorilla. If you were going to walk around with that much gold on display, you would need a big friend.
‘I’m alone. Are you going to explain what this is all about?’
The slim man seemed to be in a hurry to leave, now that he had seen the place.
‘I am just the messenger. Mr Hanafi himself will explain.’
Makana kept his mouth shut. He didn’t want to look stupid.
‘I’ll get dressed,’ he said.
He went into the bedroom and found his best shirt, picking up the jacket that hung from a nail on the back of his bedroom door and dusting it down for a moment before giving up with a sigh and pulling it on.
Umm Ali trailed alongside them up the path that led from the
awama
to the road, still clutching her aubergines in her skirts.
‘Everything is all right, I hope,
ya bash-muhandis
?’
‘Everything is fine, thank you.’
‘
Al-hamdoulilah
, thank God.’ She was talking to Makana but her eyes never left the other man, whom she clearly suspected of all kinds of deviousness.
‘May the Lord preserve you.’
‘And may He watch over you and yours, Umm Ali.’
It wasn’t hard to spot the visitors’ car. When they came up on to the road there was a queue of battered vehicles stacking up, trying to get a good look at it. A steady stream of earthy comments was being flung at it. The big man in the cheap suit climbed impassively behind the wheel. Makana thought it was one of those Mercedes they used to call a ‘ghost’ because they are so silent and had no number to identify the model, but his knowledge of cars was probably as outdated as the pyramids. When they got inside the big white car the locks on the doors clicked shut and Makana discovered another possible reason for the nickname. Once inside the dark interior, the air conditioning and the tinted windows cut off the outside world. It was like entering another dimension – a spirit world where nothing could touch you, physically or otherwise. This is how the rich live, he thought as he settled himself into the plush seat. Out of sight of the rest of us.
As they drove, Makana tried to recall what he knew about the man he was being summoned to meet. The name Saad Hanafi was not unfamiliar to him, just as it was not unfamiliar to anyone in the country who had eyes and ears. Umm Ali would have passed out in a dead faint if she had heard that name uttered on her
awama
. Saad Hanafi was one of the richest men in Egypt. He was also one of the most influential. His interests ranged from substantial stakes in a handful of foreign automobile franchises, to include frozen-food lines, insurance companies, a good deal of real estate . . . and, most important of all, a football team.
In this world, it seemed, if you wanted to assure yourself of a seat in the temple among the great and godly, owning your own football team greatly improved your chances. And whereas most teams were associated with one particular part of the city or another, the Hanafi DreemTeem represented the aspirations of millions. This was what he really offered: a dream that everyone could share. In a draw held once a month, he gave away an apartment to some fortunate person. On television you could watch them screaming and fainting as they were given the news. They wailed and howled and fell to the ground. They tore at their hair and jumped up and down. People supported Hanafi’s team because they wanted something to believe in.
From what they printed in the papers, his own life story was itself something of a fairy tale. It was referred to over and over again, despite the detractors who claimed that, like so many tales swirling through the air like the dust in this country, it was more myth than fact. The papers printed the story because it was a fable people wanted to believe in – needed to even, in these hard times.
According to legend, the man who now dined with kings and presidents, who ate off silver platters, whose water flowed out of gold taps, had started out in life plucking bricks from a hot oven in a small muddy village in the Delta. Children are used for this task because they have small hands and because they are nimble and quick. An older person would get burned. By the age of thirteen he was trawling the streets of Cairo collecting scrap metal. Eventually, through hard work and good fortune, so the story went, he began acquiring apartments, running his own construction company.
There was a darker version of this fairy tale, in which Hanafi figured as a common
bultagi
, a thug, but even this legend had been bent out of shape, smoothed over by countless reiterations. He stole from the rich and gave to the poor, they said. As a teenager he ran a small gang of hoodlums. They robbed merchants and broke into warehouses. If you wanted someone roughed up, or even killed, they would take care of it for a price. Hanafi, they said, was never caught because he kept people loyal to him. He redistributed his ill-gotten wealth among the less well off, and in return the inhabitants of those neighbourhoods saw him as a hero, defending him to the death. Families who could not afford to pay the rent were allowed to stay on and pay when they could. Children never went hungry to bed. If you went to him for a favour, he would always help. If you had a sick child in need of medicine or the services of a doctor, he would take care of that for you as well. Everyone was in debt to Saad Hanafi, even the authorities. Police inspectors would arrive home to find a fat sheep tethered to their front door for the Eid el-Adha sacrifice. And since police inspectors never made enough money anyway, it was natural that soon he had many loyal friends on that side of the law too. By the time he was in his twenties he was running a protection racket, using muscle to buy any property he was interested in. There were nasty stories about how he’d dealt with those who refused to sell at the price he offered. Tales of stubborn tenants falling off rooftops, or under the wheels of trains.
In the
1970
s when Sadat was in power and busy liberalising the economy, making his friends rich in the process, Hanafi was getting into his stride as a semi-respectable businessman. Pretty soon he owned large chunks of the city, knocking down ageing villas and throwing up apartment blocks with alarming rapidity. Most of Heliopolis was his, if you believed the stories. He used the same hard-headed tactics as in his early days. Newly acquired political leverage allowed him to bulldoze through any laws that got in his way.
Hanafi had worked hard to distance himself from his shady beginnings, but those old rumours still lingered like the early-morning
shabour
that hung over the city. The DreemTeem was part of his PR makeover. His face was everywhere, smiling down from billboards like a venerable old patriarch, offering up bowls of steaming
ful medamas
and
taamiya
as an offering. The father of the nation, as he liked to see himself, putting food on the tables of the people. Hanafi was an institution, as much a part of the national panorama as the pyramids – as one sycophantic journalist after another kept repeating, thinking flattery would get them everywhere, which it often did. Hanafi had the newspapers in his pocket; without his sponsorship entire television programmes would disappear. If he decided to run for president tomorrow, people said, he would win hands down . . . assuming the current President approved, of course. Saad Hanafi sold dreams, or rather one dream in particular: the dream that anyone could wake up one morning and find themself living on top of the world in a fine palace . . . even though there was as much chance of that actually happening as there was of the sun sailing across the sky in a boat.