Read The Glimpses of the Moon Online
Authors: Edmund Crispin
âYes, quite right.'
âWhat did you do when you were in there?'
âDo? I thought about religion.'
Ling was clearly taken aback by this; he could scarcely have been more flabbergasted, Widger reflected, if Fen had announced that he had conversed with Harold Wilson or the ghost of Rasputin. âOh, ah,' he said feebly.
âThat's what you're supposed to do, so I did it.'
âQuite, quite,' said Ling hurriedly. âAnd did you go into the back part at all - behind the picture?'
âNo.'
âDid you
hear
anything?'
âI heard the Whirlybirds.'
Ling stared. âHelicopters?'
âNo, no. The Whirlybirds are a female pop group which was performing. They had one of their loudspeakers rigged up immediately outside the Botticelli tent. Full amplification.'
Concealing his disappointment reasonably well, Ling said, âYes, I remember. A pity.'
âIt was during the Fête that the arm was cut off, was it?'
âYes,' said Ling briefly. âWell, Professor Fen, you've been very helpful.'
âOh, have I, have I? I shouldn't have thought so.'
âWe shall be needing a signed statement from you, of course.'
âOf course.'
âTomorrow or the next day.'
âYes.'
âAnd will you please stay on the premises for a little longer? We're still in the early stages of the investigation, and something more may crop up.'
âI'll do that. And good luck,' said Fen benignly, as he disappeared out of the door.
Ling yawned and stretched. âThank the Lord for one lucid witness,' he said. âAnd now, I suppose, we shall have to talk to that dolt of a constable of yours.'
âRankine?'
âNo, Luckraft.'
âLuckraft's not mine, he's Graveney's.'
âDon't fuss, Charles.' And since Ling seemed capable of no exertion greater than that required to fill a fourth pipe which he had conjured up from somewhere, Widger rang the Duty Sergeant and asked him to send Luckraft up.
Luckraft looked uncomfortable, both professionally and physically; and although his red, meaty face was not adaptable to any great range of expression, he also looked decidedly apprehensive. It being his day off, he was crammed into a lightweight grey suit too small for him. His shoes shone; his tie blared. He had a large piece of Elastoplast stuck to the back of his head, and he was sweating slightly.
Ling, a kindly man at bottom, told him to sit down.
Luckraft said that he would rather stand.
Ling, having consulted Widger's report, told him to tell his story.
Luckraft cleared his throat and began. And what emerged was this:
The Stanbury Arms was situated in Holloway Lane, and a little way along from it, in the direction opposite to Glazebridge, a footpath led through to Chapel Lane, debouching between Luckraft's small but newish bungalow on the one side and Mrs Clotworthy's cottage on the other. Mrs Clotworthy's cottage was one of a pair, but its neighbour had for a long time been uninhabited - unsaleable, seemingly, - and was verging on ruin, its garden completely overgrown, its windows smashed, its paintwork peeled away, and a number of slates missing from the roof. To this deplorable condition vandalism had contributed much, and Luckraft, who knew the owner, had promised to do what he could about any vandals, vagrants, junkies and other such social undesirables as might come to his notice.
Yesterday morning, then - Saturday - he had left his bungalow at about 10.15 and set off on his motor-cycle to ride into Glazebridge. Passing the abandoned cottage, he had thought he saw, out of the corner of his eye, an indistinct figure ducking into cover round at the back; and since he had time in hand, he had decided to stop and investigate, leaving his motor-cycle against the hedge and forcing his way into the desolation of the garden by way of a small, lop-sided wicket gate. A tour of the garden and cottage - peering into empty dusty rooms through broken panes - had brought nothing to light, and Luckraft had terminated his efforts by making his way into a ramshackle garden shed, still crammed with all manner of decaying household and garden rubbish. Here he had decided to remain for a little, on the watch: the shed's window, though grimy, was intact, and gave a good view of the surroundings, in case someone was still dodging about. And it was here that disaster had struck. Luckraft had scarcely had time to wipe a portion of the window, and so provide himself with a peephole, before he accidentally trod on the tines of a propped-up rake. Its handle fell forward, hitting him on the forehead (he was not wearing cap or helmet) and causing him to lose his balance and fall back with a crash on to an enormous old rusty iron mangle, whose roller caught him on the occiput with such violence as to actually knock him unconscious.
Ling was frankly incredulous. âGood heavens, constable,' he said. âI shouldn't have thought that was possible.'
Luckraft's face grew redder than ever. âIt happened, sir,' he said stiffly.
âYou mean you actually knocked yourself
out?
'
âYes, sir. I was talking to Doc Mason about it afterwards, and he says there are weak spots in the skull where quite a light blow will - will - well, it'll do what it did to me.'
âI see. And how long did this condition last?'
âI fell down on to the floor, sir.'
âYes, I've no doubt you did. But how long
for?
'
âI suppose it must have been about ten minutes, sir. When I came round there was a boy standing over me with a bunch of herbs.'
âWhat was he doing - waving them under your nose to revive you?'
âNo, sir. He was taking my pulse.'
âGood heavens.'
âIt was Oliver Meakins, sir.'
Ling looked at Widger. âOliver Meakins?'
Widger explained. Oliver Meakins, he said, was a stooped, studious Burraford lad of eleven whose unlikely ambition it was to become a male nurse. He was currently going through a homoeopathic phase - without, however, relaxing his grip on idiopathy.
âHe was picking herbs in the garden, sir, when I came along,' said Luckraft. âHe knew, of course, that he didn't ought to be there, so while I was looking around he managed to dodge me, or hide, or something. It must have been him I glimpsed from the lane.'
Again addressing Widger, âIs this boy here?' Ling asked.
âNo. I had a few brief words with him before you arrived this morning, but - '
âDid you ask him if he saw anyone lurking around Mrs Clotworthy's cottage? That sack must have been dumped in her porch some time.'
âYes, but surely much earlier.'
âDepends. What time did Mrs Clotworthy go off to see this great-niece?'
âI found that out,' said Widger defensively. âIt was shortly after eight. Come to that, though, the sack could surely have been put there during the night.'
âIn that case, wouldn't she have noticed it when she left?'
âShe might not have. She was excited and in a hurry.'
Ling grunted. âI'll have to ask her - though I should have thought that if she had noticed it, she'd have mentioned the fact. I'll have to talk to the boy, too. Luckraft' - he turned back to the sweating constable, who during this interchange had been shifting uneasily from foot to foot - 'Luckraft, I suppose it's too much to hope that
you
noticed, before you knocked yourself out, if there was any - Wait a minute, though, I'm getting this wrong. Mrs Clotworthy's porch would be round the other side of the cottage, on Chapel Lane.'
âWell, no, sir,' said Luckraft, âas a matter of fact, it isn't. For some reason I've never understood, it's at the back. You get to it from the footpath which leads from Chapel Lane to Holloway.'
âSo you could have seen it from the toolshed window.'
âOnly the roof of it, sir, because there's a fairly high hedge between the two gardens. Besides,' said Luckraft with some dignity, âI didn't have much chance to see anything.'
âNo one about?'
âNo, sir. Apart from Oliver Meakins, I didn't set eyes on a living soul.'
âAll right. Go on.'
But Luckraft had little more to tell. Oliver Meakins had heard the crash from the toolshed, and, his professional instincts triumphing over the urge to get out of there, with his herbs, fast, had crept up to the rickety erection, peered in at the door and seen Luckraft sprawled on the grimy boards with his head in a small pool of blood; and he had still been in the process of testing for unconsciousness - which, he had learnedly reported to Widger, was at the time of his entry complete - when Luckraft had come round. Reluctantly concluding that his medical qualifications were as yet too embryonic to cope with the situation, and that Luckraft had better see a proper doctor, he had punily assisted the unfortunate constable back to his bungalow and the arms of his alarmed wife, who had got in touch with Dr
Mason. The doctor had bound the injury up, pronouncing it not serious, but advising a few hours' rest; Mrs Luckraft had telephoned Inspector Graveney in Glazebridge, to say that her husband had had a slight accident, and wouldn't be in that morning; Oliver Meakins, a helpful boy despite his eccentricities, had effortfully salvaged Luckraft's motor-cycle and put it away in the garage next to the white Saab; and Luckraft, after a cup of tea, had fallen asleep on his bed.
âBut you woke up again,' said Ling, âin time to go to the Fête.'
âYes, sir. By then I was feeling much better. And it's such a big affair, Mr Graveney likes to have someone on duty there.'
âAs far as I can make out, you spent most of your stint sitting outside the entrance to the⦠the Botticelli tent.'
âWell, yes, sir, I did. The Misses Bale are so afraid that picture's going to get stolen, they're glad of a bit of extra reassurance, like. And besides, sir,' said Luckraft with candour âit was somewhere to sit down. I was better, yes, but I was still getting an occasional giddy spell.'
âDid you sit there having giddy spells the whole time, then -until the body was found?'
âOh, no, sir. I did a couple of rounds, just to make sure everything was all right. I even had a go at the hoop-la.'
âDid you, indeed.' Ling took all of his four pipes, and arranged them symmetrically on the desk in front of him; he then selected one, and levelled its stem accusingly at Luckraft. âSo you can't for a certainty name everyone who went into that tent, or came out of it.'
âNo, I can't, sir. I can name some of them, though. There was - '
âYes, yes, you've told Inspector Widger all that already.'
âMiss Titty Bale would know, though.'
âShe's
told Inspector Widger all that already. However, there were two people - men - whom she couldn't identify.'
âYes, sir. That Fête's that popular, people come to it from miles around.'
âOne of these men went into the tent while you were there.'
âQuite right, sir.'
âWell, come on, man, what was he like?'
A long pause followed. Then Luckraft said, âOrdinary.'
â “Ordinary”?' Ling was outraged. âYou're a policeman, and all you can say about a man you saw at close quarters, in broad daylight, is that he was “ordinary”?'
âTo tell the truth' - Luckraft's face coloured slowly from below upwards, like a July lupin - 'To tell the truth, sir, I wasn't paying him any attention.'
âWere you asleep, Luckraft?'
âCertainly not, sir.'
âWell, what
were
you doing?'
âThinking, sir. I wasn't to know that there'd been a - that there was a body in the - You can't take note of
everyone,
' said Luckraft, rallying slightly.
âIt may interest you to know, Luckraft, that Miss Bale can't describe the stranger properly, either. Either of the strangers.'
âSorry about that, sir.'
âYou may well be sorry. So how are we to set about tracing them, eh,
constable?
Can you tell me that?'
âSir, I'm sure I wasn't there when the other one -'
âWe know you weren't. Miss Bale has told us. You're useless, constable, useless,'
âYes, sir.'
Ling picked up a ball-point pen, wrote
useless
on the blotter, and said, âWell, we shall have to test your memory with something else, shan't we? Did you yourself go into the tent at any time?'
âYes, sir, I did.'
âWell?'
âThere was no one waiting, so Miss Bale let me go in free.'
âYou grudged giving fifty pence to the Church funds.'
âNo, sir, not at all. It was meant to be a sort of - a sort of reward. I wanted to pay, but Miss Bale insisted.'
âVery kind of her, I'm sure. And you stayed in there ten minutes?'
âYes, sir.'
âDid you investigate the back part of the tent?'
âNo, sir. I just sat down.'
âYou just sat down. And thought, I suppose.'
âYes, sir. I thought about my head. It was still hurting a bit'
'You sat for ten minutes thinking about your head.'
âWell, sir, I'd seen the picture before, other years ⦠I had a drag,' said Luckraft, apparently in the hope that this admission would soften the heart of a fellow-smoker.
It didn't. âYou had a drag,' said Ling. âSo now, of course, Forensic will be wasting time examining your nasty little cigarette butt, which no doubt you ground out on the grass before emerging. Did you see anything? Did you hear anything? Did you hear sawing?'
âI didn't notice anything out of the way, sir,' said Luckraft. âAnd as to hearing - well, those girls were kicking up such a din-'
âWe know, we know,' said Ling wearily. âAll right, Luckraft, that's all for now. We may need to talk to you again tomorrow, so see to it that you're available. Now go away.'