The Girl Who Was Saturday Night (27 page)

I was standing naked at the bathroom sink, feeling at a loss as to what I was going to do if we broke up. I took my black sweater and a red leather skirt off the hooks on the back of the bathroom door and put them on. I put some makeup on. I had promised to go to the bingo hall with Loulou. I picked up my boots from beside the front door, sat on a kitchen chair and pulled them on.

Raphaël walked into the kitchen. He was drinking instant coffee out of a teacup. He leaned against the counter and watched me.

“Where are you going?” he asked.

“The bingo hall.”

“Bullshit. Look at you. No one dresses up like that to go to the bingo hall.”

“What are you trying to say?”

Raphaël had started asking me all these detailed questions. He was trying to sink my battleship.

He sat down and lit up a homemade bong he’d fabricated out of a 7UP bottle. The smoke swirled inside it, looking like a mermaid trapped in an aquarium, banging on the walls. After he exhaled, he pulled a pair of yellow underwear out of his pocket and held them up.

“Where the fuck did these come from?”

I blushed because I had taken them out of somebody else’s laundry bin. He took my blush as confirmation that I had received them as a gift. He went into my closet. He ripped all the pretty dresses off the coat hangers, shoving them into a huge garbage bag. He tossed the bag right out the window. I sat on the side of the mattress, speechless.

I knew that we were one fight away from splitting up. So I just let him act crazy, like I was watching a television show.

The next morning, as I was waiting for the bus to go to work, I looked back up at the window and saw Raphaël standing in it, watching me. When I finished my shift, I saw him sitting in the restaurant across the street from the magazine store.

That evening he came home early from work. He walked right past me and threw open the window and looked down the fire escape to see if someone was running down it. The cold air rushed in. It made me feel incredibly naked, even though I had my clothes on. I just decided to ignore him and continue reading. He sat next to me on the bed. He held up one of the
pillows to his nose and inhaled. He kissed me really hard. Then he almost pushed me away and went to the kitchen to smoke a cigarette.

He thought it was weird that I was wearing perfume. He thought that it was because I was trying to mask some other smell. He dumped my purse out on the kitchen table. He was perplexed because there were about twelve half-used tubes of lipstick. A girl who sold for Revlon had given me her samples.

It was driving me batty that he kept trying to put two and two together. I got caught up in his madness, I suppose. I started going through his things too. I was trying to find out what he was up to.

I found a notebook in his underwear drawer. I took it out and opened it. On the first page, he had written, “The End of Beginnings.” I had no idea what it was about lunatics that made them almost sound like geniuses. I sat on the edge of the bed to read what was inside. He had written down all my comings and goings. He had noted that there was somewhere that I snuck off to at 4:20 every day. I was frightened. I put the notebook back where I’d found it. I wished I had never seen it. His defence mechanisms were leading him down a dangerous path. He had made a mistake trusting someone once, and now he was examining me under a microscope. How could anybody withstand that kind of scrutiny?

If you want to see yourself the way the devil sees you, then read your sweetheart’s diary.

It almost seemed like I was reading about someone I had never met. It was the sketch of a Russian novel—except the author hadn’t yet come up with the tragedy that would befall the female protagonist. But even I could see that she was already dissatisfied.

I decided to try harder to prove my love and to somehow get our relationship back to the way it was just a few months before. Later, I went into the bathroom while Raphaël was leaning into the mirror and shaving. All I had on was a pair of green woollen tights and a lavender bra, which must have been from the fifties, from the thrift store. It was the prettiest thing I owned. He made love to me every single time that I took my sweater off and was wearing it. I sat on the toilet with the lid down. It was a feat, because even though we had the heat pumped up, it was still always cold in the apartment. I was pouting my lips and tilting my head in a way that I hoped was attractive.

“Raphaël?” I asked, as sweetly as I could. “Do you think about me when you’re riding the bus? Do you think maybe we’ll go on a holiday together by the seashore? We could bring
some Polish sausage and beer. Do you find that half the characters in books remind you of me?”

I was trying to get him to compliment me like he used to.

“What I wonder sometimes is why a girl like you would go for me. Unless maybe someone put you up to it.”

We were both quiet for a spell. We just stared, trying to figure one another out. We were wondering what the other’s game plan was.

“I’m pregnant,” I said.

And after that night, I was.

N
ICOLAS WAS OUTSIDE THE
M
ÉTROPOLIS
. H
E
was scalping tickets to music shows. He always did that on Friday nights.

The thousands of light bulbs on the marquee were flickering on and off. Whenever a light in our kitchen would blow out, Loulou would tell us to take a ladder and go and get one of the bulbs from the Métropolis sign. It was a staple in his stand-up routine. He looked sort of picturesque under the marquee, looking off into space with a stern expression, his hair swept back. That’s why all the girls in high school had always been in love with him. He sort of looked like a tortured gangster from a sixties film noir. The crowd had all gone inside to see Les Colocs, and if he had any tickets left, they weren’t worth anything anymore.

“What’s the news?” he said when he saw me walking up.

“I’m pregnant.”

“Ohhhh, why?” Nicolas yelled, throwing his arms up in the air. “We’re supposed to be trying to put this family out of its
misery. We’re sluts, we have ADD and we’re separatists. We shouldn’t be procreating.”

He was grinning though. We both started to laugh for no reason, or perhaps at the fact that we were inflicting more Tremblays onto this world.

“I thought that wearing spandex all the time was supposed to render a man infertile,” Nicolas said. “Just please don’t let the little fucker figure skate. You know I hate that shit.”

“I’m going to buy him one of those all-white outfits. The ones with fringes under the arms.”

“You wouldn’t! Think of all the poor kids in China who are in sweatshops being forced to make sequins for those outfits.”

We started cracking up. He was sort of happy that I was in the same boat as him. It was like when he had dropped out of school and I had done the same. He usually did stupid things first—like smoking and drinking and having sex—and then he felt all weird and guilty about them until I did the same. Then they just seemed normal. He always liked when I followed him down. If you think that that is an awful quality, well you are probably right, but you can’t have a very high opinion of love.

“You must be hungry,” he said. “I was hungry all the time when Saskia was pregnant. Also, I had morning sickness, because I vomited when she told me.”

“What else can you tell me about being pregnant?”

“You’ll want an ice cream sundae.”

We went around the corner to a café that served sundaes year round. It was a tiny, cozy place that we’d liked since we were kids. The walls were painted pink and there were paintings of blue skies with clouds. There were plants in the petite jars on the shelves; their roots were swimming around in the water, like some nineteenth-century etching. The chalkboard
had a dozen different names for ice cream and specialty coffee; the bottom halves of the words were all smudged.

He took a wad of cash that he had made that evening out of his pocket. There were an awful lot of red two-dollar bills padding out that roll. He peeled a couple off the top and handed them to the waitress.

“Two sundaes.”

The waitress had an afro, the back of which was white with chalk powder from leaning on the menu board. She put scoops of vanilla ice cream into the bowls and then poured hot caramel onto them. The sauce melted the ice cream immediately. We waited for a moment to see whether or not the hot caramel might have the power to melt away all of winter.

“When I get the three grand together,” Nicolas said, “I’ll be able to see Pierrot and we can let the kids play together.”

I wasn’t going to try and argue that getting three thousand dollars didn’t necessarily mean he would see Pierrot again. We were just going to sort of celebrate the possibility of being good parents. Getting pregnant while we were young and unprepared meant we were old school. I had written a paper on family life in Québec before the Quiet Revolution in the sixties. During
La Grande Noirceur
, when the Catholic Church controlled the province, Québec was famous for its birth rate. Girls everywhere got pregnant too young. You would see them skipping rope with their pregnant bellies. You would see them in the children’s section of the library, using their huge bellies to prop up their books. There were seven or eight carriages parked outside every store. The sound of all the rattles shaking at once could drive you mad. Every house smelled like pissy and shitty diapers. You had to wear rubber boots because of all the porridge spilled on the floor.

There were babies in baskets in all the doorways. Once, a woman came home with a baby wrapped in newspaper, sure that it was a little piece of ham that she had bought. Babies were always crying. Mothers could do nothing to make them hush, because all the lullabies were written in English.

As we looked out the window, Étienne and the camera crew passed by. He had cut out a heart from a piece of red construction paper and safety-pinned it to the lapel of his jacket. I don’t know what he was trying to say. He was getting experimental.

Étienne was holding up his hand as if to claim that he was the one who had come up with the idea of having snow this year. And maybe it was. Maybe Étienne hadn’t just invented Nicolas and me, but maybe he had created the whole world.

I guess, since he was my father, it would make sense for me to go out there and say hello and tell him that I was pregnant. He had other things on his mind right now though. Clearly. To go up and talk to him would be like interrupting a performer in the middle of a play. How lovely to be in a production of your life instead of being in your life itself.

T
HE WINTER WIND WENT AWAY LITTLE BY
little. I put away my coat with the big buttons with the faces of grizzly bears on them. Children started coming out of hibernation. They seemed dangerous to me now that I was pregnant.

A child wrote its name on the wall with a black crayon. The child wrote that it was in love with someone named Roger. Every day there was something new written by this child on the wall. What could you do? You would have to put out a trap with a candy in it to catch the child and break its neck.

A kid made mud pies in aluminum dishes with tiny stones on top to decorate them. They were all over the back stairs.

I opened the mailbox and marbles poured out. There were orange plastic soldiers hanging by strings from the bush. There was Monopoly money under the windshield wiper of the car. There was an egg carton filled with bean sprouts on the windowsill in the stairwell.

The circulars had all been turned into diminutive ships and
were sailing off on the sea in the pond in the park. It was an armada that had snuck up on us during the night.

Soon they would win. One day, with their plastic swords, their cork guns, their snowballs. They were amassing an army and stockpiling weapons. We just weren’t paying attention.

On the way home from work, Raphaël and I found ourselves stopping to stare at children when we were walking down the street. It was as if each child might be ours and we were trying to recognize it.

I noticed someone taking a photo of us across the street. They had begun taking photographs of our family no matter what the hell we were doing. There were photographs of us eating sandwiches in the park. I ignored the man and kept walking with Raphaël, staring at babies.

We had no idea what the connection was between the baby that was inside of me and the kids who were running around. We weren’t really convinced that because I was pregnant, it followed that I was going to have one of these odd little creatures.

Anyways, the baby was so teeny at this point that I didn’t even know where it was most of the time. It was like Pluto. We knew that it was way, way out in the universe, because somebody told us that it was. And we took them at their word. We really had no empirical proof of that ridiculously small planet ourselves.

“When I was little, there was an old man who worked at the corner store,” Raphaël said. “And he had tattoos of butterflies on each hand. I thought that he had been born with those tattoos.”

It made me happy when he said that. He remembered something beautiful about being a child. Raphaël seemed to be much better since he had found out that I was going to have a baby.