The Gentleman Bastard Series 3-Book Bundle: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Red Seas Under Red Skies, The Republic of Thieves (28 page)

“Well. My dear Master Lamora. How much money have you brought me this week?”

“THIRTY-SIX SOLONS, five coppers, Your Honor.”

“Mmm. A slender week’s work, it seems.”

“Yes, with all apologies, Capa Barsavi. The rain, well … sometimes it’s murder on
those of us doing second-story work.”

“Mmmm.” Barsavi set the goblet down and folded his right hand inside his left, caressing
the reddened knuckles. “You’ve brought me more, of course. Many times. Better weeks.”

“Ah … yes.”

“There are some that don’t, you know. They try to bring me the exact same amount,
week after week after week, until I finally lose patience and correct them. Do you
know what that sort of
garrista
must have, Locke?”

“Ah. A … very boring life?”

“Ha! Yes, exactly. How very
stable
of them to have the exact same income every single week, so they might give me the
exact same percentage as a cut. As though I were an infant who would not notice. And
then there are
garristas
such as yourself. I know you bring me the honest percentage, because you’re not afraid
to walk in here and apologize for having less than last week.”

“I, ah, do hope I’m not considered shy about sharing when the balance tilts the other
way.…”

“Not at all.” Barsavi smiled and settled back in his chair. Ominous splashing and
muffled banging was coming from beneath the floor in the vicinity of the hatch that
Julien had vanished down. “You are, if anything, the most reliably correct
garrista
in my service. Like Verrari clockwork. You deliver my cut yourself, promptly and
without a summons. For four years, week in and week out. Unfailing, since Chains died.
Never once did you suggest that anything took precedence over your personal appearance
before me, with that bag in your hand.”

Capa Barsavi pointed at the small leather bag Locke held in his left hand, and gestured
to Nazca. Her formal role in the Barsavi organization was to act as finnicker, or
record-keeper. She could rattle off the running total of the payments made by any
gang in the city, itemized week by week and year by year, without error. Locke knew
she updated records on parchment for her father’s private use, but so far as the Capa’s
subjects in general knew, every coin of his fabled treasure was catalogued solely
behind her cold and lovely eyes. Locke tossed the leather purse to her, and she plucked
it out of the air.

“Never,” said Capa Barsavi, “did you think to send a
pezon
to do a
garrista
’s job.”

“Well, ah, you’re most kind, Your Honor. But you made that very easy today, since
only
garristas
are allowed past the door.”

“Don’t dissemble. You know of what I speak. Nazca, love, Locke and I must now be alone.”

Nazca gave her father a deep nod, and then gave a much quicker, shallower one to Locke.
She turned and walked back toward the doors to the entrance hall, iron heels echoing
on the wood.

“I have many
garristas
,” Barsavi said when she was gone, “tougher than yourself. Many more popular, many
more charming, many with larger and more profitable gangs. But I have very few who
are constantly at pains to be so courteous, so careful.”

Locke said nothing.

“My young man, while I take offense at many things, rest assured that courtesy is
not one of them. Come, stand easy. I’m not fitting you for a noose.”

“Sorry, capa. It’s just … you’ve been known to begin expressing your displeasure in
a very … ahhh …”

“Roundabout fashion?”

“Chains told me enough about scholars of the Therin Collegium,” said Locke, “to understand
that their primary habit of speech is the, ah, booby trap.”

“Ha! Yes. When anyone tells you habits die hard, Locke, they’re lying—it seems they
never die at all.” Barsavi chuckled and sipped from his wine before continuing. “These
are … alarming times, Locke. This damn Gray King has finally begun to get under my
skin. The loss of Tesso is particularly … Well, I had plans for him. Now I am forced
to begin bringing other plans forward sooner than intended. Tell me,
pezon
 … What do you think of Anjais and Pachero?”

“Uh. Ha. Well … my honest opinion, Your Honor?”

“Full and honest,
pezon
. By my command.”

“Ah. They’re very respected, very good at their jobs. Nobody jokes about them behind
their backs. Jean says they really know how to handle themselves in a fight. The Sanzas
are nervous about playing fair card games with them, which is saying something.”

“This I could hear from two dozen spies any time I wanted to. This I know. What is
your
personal opinion of my sons?”

Locke swallowed and looked Capa Barsavi straight in the eyes. “Well, they
are
worthy of respect. They
are
good at their jobs, and they must know their business in a fight. They’re fairly
hard workers and they’re bright enough … but … Your Honor, begging your pardon, they
tease Nazca when they should be heeding her warnings and taking her advice. She has
the patience and the subtlety that … that …”

“Elude them?”

“You knew what I was going to say, didn’t you?”

“I said you were a careful and considerate
garrista
, Locke. Those are your distinguishing characteristics, though they imply many other
qualities. Since the time of your prodigious early cock-ups, you have been the very
picture
of a careful thief, firmly in control of his own greed. You
would
be very sensitive to any opposing lack of caution in others. My sons have lived all
their lives in a city that fears them because of their last name. They expect deference
in an aristocratic fashion. They are incautious, a bit brazen. I need to make arrangements
to ensure that they receive good counsel, in the months and years to come. I can’t
live forever, even after I deal with the Gray King.”

The jovial certainty that filled Capa Barsavi’s voice when he said this made the hair
on the back of Locke’s neck stand up. The capa was sitting in a fortress he hadn’t
left in more than two months, drinking wine in air still rank with the blood of eight
members of one of his most powerful and loyal gangs.

Was Locke speaking to a man with a far-ranging and subtle scheme? Or had Barsavi finally
cracked, like window glass in a fire?

“I should very much like,” said the capa, “to have you in a position to give Anjais
and Pachero the counsel they’ll require.”

“Ah … Your Honor, that’s extremely … flattering, but—I get along well enough with
Anjais and Pachero, but I’m not exactly what you’d call a close friend. We play some
cards every now and then, but … let’s be honest. I’m not a very important
garrista
.”

“As I said. Even with the Gray King at work in my city, I have many who are tougher
than you, more daring than you, more popular. I don’t say this to strike a blow, because
I’ve already discussed your own qualities. And it is
those
qualities they sorely need. Not toughness, daring, or charm, but cold and steady
caution. Prudence. You are my most prudent
garrista
; you only think of yourself as the least important because you make the least noise.
Tell me, now—what do you think of Nazca?”

“Nazca?” Locke was suddenly even warier than before. “She’s … brilliant, Your Honor.
She can recite conversations we had ten years ago and get every word right, especially
if it embarrasses me. You think I’m prudent? Compared to her I’m as reckless as a
bear in an alchemist’s lab.”

“Yes,” said the capa. “Yes. She should be the next Capa Barsavi when I’m gone, but
that won’t happen. It’s nothing to do with her being a woman, you know. Her older
brothers would simply never stand to have their little sister lording it over them.
And I should prefer not to have my children murdering one another for scraps of the
legacy I intend to leave them, so I cannot push them aside in her favor.

“What I can do, and what I must do, is ensure that when the time comes, they will
have a voice of sobriety in such a place that they cannot get rid of it. You and Nazca
are old friends, yes? I remember the first time you met, so many years ago … when
she used to sit on my knee and pretend to order my men around. In all the years since,
you have always stopped to see her, always given her kind words? Always been her good
pezon
?”

“Ah … I certainly hope so, Your Honor.”

“I know you have.” Barsavi took a deep draught from his wine goblet, then set it back
down firmly, a magnanimous smile on his round, wrinkled face. “And so I give you my
permission to court my daughter.”

Let’s start wobbling, shall we?
said Locke’s knees, but this offer was met by a counterproposal from his better judgment
to simply freeze up and do nothing, like a man treading water who sees a tall black
fin coming straight at him. “Oh,” he finally said, “I don’t … I didn’t expect …”

“Of course not,” said Barsavi. “But in this our purposes are complementary. I know
you and Nazca have feelings for one another. A union between the two of you would
bring you into the Barsavi family. You would become Anjais and Pachero’s responsibility … and
they yours. Don’t you see? A brother-by-bonding would be much harder for them to ignore
than even their most powerful
garrista
.” Barsavi set his left fist inside his right and smiled broadly once again, like
a red-faced god dispensing benevolence from a celestial throne.

Locke took a deep breath. There was nothing else for it; the situation required absolute
acquiescence, as surely as if the capa were holding a crossbow to his temple. Men
died for refusing Barsavi far less; to refuse the capa’s own daughter would be a particularly
messy sort of suicide. If Locke balked at the capa’s plan he wouldn’t live out the
night.

“I … I’m honored, Capa Barsavi. So deeply honored. I hope not to disappoint you.”

“Disappoint me? Certainly not. Now, I know that several of my other
garristas
have had their eyes on Nazca for some time. But if one of them was going to catch
her eye, he’d have done it by now, eh? What a surprise, when they hear the news. They’ll
never see this coming!”

And for a wedding present
, thought Locke,
the angry jealousy of an unknown number of jilted suitors!

“How, then … how and when should I begin, Your Honor?”

“Well,” said Barsavi, “why don’t I give you a few days to think it over? I’ll speak
to her, in the interim. Of course, for the time being, she’s not to leave the Floating
Grave. Once the Gray King is dealt with—well, I would expect you to begin courting
her in a more colorful and public fashion.”

“You’re telling me,” Locke said, very carefully, “I should start stealing more, then.”

“Consider it my challenge to you, to go hand in hand with my blessing.” Barsavi smirked.
“Let’s see if you can stay prudent while becoming more
productive
. I suspect you can—and I know that you wouldn’t want to disappoint me
or
my daughter.”

“Certainly not, Your Honor. I’ll … I’ll do my very best.”

Capa Barsavi beckoned Locke forward and held his left hand out, fingers outstretched,
palm down. Locke knelt before Barsavi’s chair, took that hand with both of his own,
and kissed the capa’s ring; that familiar black pearl with the bloodred heart. “Capa
Barsavi,” he said with his eyes to the ground. The capa pulled him up again, by the
shoulders.

“I give you my blessing, Locke Lamora. The blessing of an old man who worries for
his children. I set you above many dangerous people by doing this for you. Surely,
it has occurred to you that my sons will inherit a dangerous office. And if they’re
not careful enough, or hard enough for the task … well, stranger things have happened.
Someday this city could be ruled by Capa Lamora. Have you ever dreamed of this?”

“Truthfully,” whispered Locke, “I have never desired a capa’s power, because I would
never want a capa’s problems.”

“Well, there’s that prudence again.” The capa smiled and gestured
toward the far doors, giving Locke permission to withdraw. “A capa’s problems are
very real. But you’ve helped me put one of them to rest.”

Locke walked back toward the entrance hall, thoughts racing. The capa sat on his chair
behind him, staring at nothing, saying no more. The only sounds after that were Locke’s
own footsteps and the steady drip of blood from the gore-soaked bag around Federico’s
head.

“WELL, NAZCA, if I were a thousand years old and had already seen everything there
is to see six times over, that
still
would have been about the
last damn thing
I’d have ever expected!”

She was waiting for him in the little hall beyond the foyer; once the clockwork mechanisms
had sealed the door to the main hall behind them, she gave him a wry and apologetic
look.

“But don’t you see that it would have been even
stranger
if I’d explained it beforehand?”

“The whole mess would be hard-pressed to get any gods-damned weirder. Look, please,
don’t take any of this the wrong way. I—”

“I don’t take any of it the wrong way, Locke.…”

“You’re a good friend, and—”

“I feel the same way, and yet—”

“It’s hard to put this right.…”

“No, it isn’t. Look.” She grabbed him by the shoulders and bent down slightly to look
right into his eyes. “You are a good friend, Locke. Probably the best I have. My loyal
pezon
. I am extremely fond of you, but not … as a possible husband. And I know that you—”

“I … ah …”

“Locke,” said Nazca, “I know that the only woman with the key to that peculiar heart
of yours is a thousand miles away. And I know you’d rather be miserable over her than
happy with anyone else.”

“Really?” Locke balled his fists. “Seems like it’s pretty common fucking knowledge.
I bet the duke gets regular reports. Seems as though your father is the only person
who
doesn’t
know.”