The Gentleman Bastard Series 3-Book Bundle: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Red Seas Under Red Skies, The Republic of Thieves (150 page)

“Matter?” Delmastro looked genuinely confused. Locke had been half expecting Jean
to have told her by now, but apparently they’d been spending their private time in
a wiser and more diverting fashion.

“You’ll find out tomorrow, Del. After all, you’ll be at the council with me. No more
on the subject, Ravelle.”

“Right.” Locke sipped beer and held up a finger. “Something else, then. Let me request
a few things of you in private before this Shipbreaker comes calling. Maybe I can
help you squeeze a higher price out of the fellow.”

“He’s not a fellow,” said Drakasha. “He’s as slippery as a pus-dipped turd and about
as pleasant.”

“So much the better. Think on Master Nera; at least let me make the attempt.”

“No promises,” said Zamira. “I’ll hear you, at least.”

“Orchids,” boomed a deep-voiced man as he appeared at the top of the stairs. “Captain
Drakasha! You know they’re still pulling Rance’s teeth out of the walls downstairs?”

“Rance fell ill with a sudden bout of discourtesy,” said Zamira. “Then she just fell.
Hello, Captain Rodanov.”

Rodanov was one of the largest men Locke had ever seen; he must have been just shy
of seven feet. He was about Zamira’s age, and somewhat round in the belly. But his
long, muscle-corded arms looked as though they’d be about right for strangling bears,
and the fact that he didn’t deign to carry a weapon said much. His face was long and
heavy-jawed, his pale hair receding, and his eyes were bright with the satisfied humor
of a man who feels himself equal to the world. Locke had seen his type before, among
the better
garristas
of Camorr, but none so towering; even Big Konar could only outdo him in girth.

Incongruously, his huge hands were wrapped around a pair of delicate wine bottles,
made of sapphire-colored glass with silver ribbons below their corks. “I took a hundred
bottles of last year’s Lashani Blue out of a galleon a few months ago. I saved a few
because I knew you had a taste for it. Welcome back.”

“Welcome to the table, Captain.” At Drakasha’s gesture, Ezri, Jean, Locke, and Konar
shuffled one chair to the left, leaving the chair next to Zamira open. Jaffrim settled
into it and passed her the wine bottles. When she offered her right hand he kissed
it, then stuck out his tongue.

“Mmm,” he said. “I always wondered what Chavon would taste like.”

He helped himself to a disused cup as Zamira laughed. “Who’s closest to the ale cask?”

“Allow me,” said Locke.

“Most of you I’ve met,” said Rodanov. “Rask, of course, I’m shocked as hell you’re
still alive. Dantierre, Konar, good to see you. Malakasti, love, what’s Zamira got
that I haven’t? Wait, I’m not sure I want to know. And you.” He slipped an arm around
Lieutenant Delmastro and gave her a squeeze. “I didn’t know Zamira still let children
run free on deck. When are you going to reach your growth?”

“I grew in all the right directions.” She grinned and feigned a punch to his stomach.
“You know, the only reason people think your ship’s a three-master is because you’re
always standing on the quarterdeck.”

“If I take my breeches off,” said Rodanov, “it suddenly looks as though she’s got
four
.”

“We might believe that if we hadn’t seen enough naked Vadrans to know better,” said
Drakasha.

“Well,
I’m
no shame to the old country,” said Rodanov as Locke passed him a cup full of beer.
“And I see you’ve been picking up new faces.”

“Here and there. Orrin Ravelle, Jerome Valora. This is Jaffrim Rodanov, captain of
the
Dread Sovereign
.”

“Your health and good fortune,” said Rodanov, raising his cup. “May your foes be unarmed
and your ale unspoiled.”

“Foolish merchants and fine winds to chase them on,” said Zamira, raising one of the
wine bottles he’d given her.

“Did you have a good sweep this time out?”

“Holds are fit to bust,” said Drakasha. “And we pulled in a little brig, about a ninety-footer.
Ought to be here by now, actually.”

“That the
Red Messenger
?”

“How’d you—”

“Strozzi came in just yesterday. Said he swooped down on a brig with bad legs and
was about to pluck her when he found one of your prize crews waving at him. This was
about sixty miles north of Trader’s Gate, just off the Burning Reach. Hell, they might
be crawling through Trader’s Gate as we speak.”

“More power to them, then. We came in through the Parlor.”

“Not good,” said Rodanov, looking less than pleased for the first time since he’d
come up. “Heard some strange things about the Parlor lately. His Eminence the Fat
Bastard—”

“Shipbreaker,” Konar whispered to Locke.

“—sent a lugger east last month and says it got lost in a storm. But I hear from reliable
lips that it never made it out of the Parlor.”

“I thought speed would be the greater virtue coming in,” said Drakasha, “but next
time back, I’ll use the Gate if it takes a week. You can pass that around.”

“It’ll be my advice, too. Speaking of which, I hear you want to call the council tomorrow.”

“There’s five of us in town. I’ve got … curious business from Tal Verrar. And I want
a closed meeting.”

“One captain, one first,” said Rodanov. “Right. I’ll pass the word to Strozzi and
Colvard tomorrow. I take it Rance already knows?”

“Yes.”

“She might not be able to speak.”

“She won’t need to,” said Drakasha. “I’m the one with the story to tell.”

“So be it,” said Rodanov. “ ‘Let us speak behind our hands, lest our lips be read
as the book of our designs, and let us find some place where only gods and rats may
hear our words aloud.’ ”

Locke stared at Rodanov; that was Lucarno, from—

“The Assassin’s Wedding,”
said Delmastro.

“Yeah, easy,” said Rodanov with a grin. “Nothing more difficult sprang to mind.”

“What a curiously theatrical bent you Brass Sea reavers seem to have,” said Jean.
“I knew Ezri had a taste—”

“I only quote Lucarno for her,” said Rodanov. “I myself hate the bastard. Mawkish
sentiment, obvious self-satisfaction, and so many little puns about fucking so all
the Therin Throne’s best-dressed twits could feel naughty in public. Meanwhile the
Bondsmagi and my ancestors rolled dice to see who got to burn the empire down first.”

“Jerome and I are both very fond of Lucarno,” said Delmastro.

“And that is because you don’t know any better,” said Rodanov. “Because the plays
of the early Throne poets are kept in vaults by pinheads while Lucarno’s merest specks
of vomit are exalted by anyone with coins to waste on scribes and bindery. His plays
aren’t preserved, they’re
perpetrated
. Mercallor Mentezzo—”

“Mentezzo’s all right,” said Jean. “His verse is fair, but he uses the chorus like
a crutch and always throws the gods in at the end to solve everyone’s problems—”

“Mentezzo and his contemporaries
built
Therin Throne drama from the Espardri model,” said Rodanov, “invigorating dull temple
rituals with relevant political themes. The limitations of their structure should
be forgiven; by comparison, Lucarno had their entire body of work to build upon, and
all he added to the mix was tawdry melodrama—”

“Whatever he added, it’s enough that four hundred years after the scourging of Therim
Pel, Lucarno is the
only
playwright with Talathri’s formal patronage whose work is still preserved in its
entirety and regularly prepared in new editions—”

“An appeal to the tastes of the groundlings is
not
equivalent to a valid philosophical analysis of the works in question! Lucestra of
Nicora wrote in her letters to—”

“Begging everyone’s pardon,” said Big Konar, “but it ain’t polite to have an argument
if nobody else knows what the
fuck
you’re arguing about.”

“I have to admit that Konar is right,” said Drakasha. “I can’t tell if you two are
about to pull steel or found a mystery cult.”

“Who the hell are you?” asked Rodanov, his eyes fixed on Jean. “I haven’t had anyone
to discuss this with for years.”

“I had an unusual childhood,” said Jean. “Yourself?”

“The, ah, prevailing vanity of my youth was that the Therin Collegium needed a master
of letters and rhetoric named Rodanov.”

“What happened?”

“Well, there was a certain professor of rhetoric, see, who’d come up with a foolproof
way to run a betting shop out of the Hall of Studious Reflection. Gladiator pits,
collegium boat races, that sort of thing. He used his students as message runners,
and since money can be used to buy beer, that made him our personal hero. Of course,
when he had to flee the city it was whips and chains for the rest of us, so I signed
on for shit-work aboard a merchant galleon—”

“When was this?” interrupted Locke.

“Hell, this was back when the gods were young. Must be twenty-five years.”

“This professor of rhetoric … was his name Barsavi? Vencarlo Barsavi?”

“How the
hell
could you possibly know that?”

“Might have … crossed paths with him a few times.” Locke grinned. “Traveling in the
east. Vicinity of Camorr.”

“I heard rumors,” said Rodanov. “Heard the name once or twice, but never made it to
Camorr myself. Barsavi, really? Is he still there?”

“No,” said Jean. “No, he died a couple of years ago, is what I heard.”

“Too bad.” Rodanov sighed. “Too damn bad. Well … I can tell I’ve detained you all
for too long nattering about people who’ve been dead for centuries. Don’t take me
too seriously, Valora. A pleasure to meet you. You as well, Ravelle.”

“Good to see you, Jaffrim,” said Zamira, rising from her chair along with him. “Until
tomorrow, then?”

“I’ll expect a good show,” he said. “Evening, all.”

“One of your fellow captains,” said Jean as Rodanov descended the stairs. “Very interesting.
So why didn’t he want our table, then?”

“
Dread Sovereign
’s the biggest ship any Port Prodigal captain has ever had,” said Zamira, slowly.
“And she’s got the biggest crew by far. Jaffrim doesn’t need to play the games the
rest of us do. And he knows it.”

There was no conversation at the table for several minutes, until Rask suddenly cleared
his throat and spoke in a low, gravelly voice.

“I saw a play once,” he said. “It had this dog that bit a guy in the balls—”

“Yeah,” said Malakasti. “I saw that, too. ’Cause the dog loves sausage, and the man
is always feeding him sausage, and then he takes his breeches off—”

“Right,” said Drakasha. “The very next person who mentions a play of any sort is going
to swim back to the
Orchid
. Let’s go see how badly our friend Banjital Vo wanted his silver.”

REGAL WOKE Locke the next day just in time for the noon watch change. Locke plucked
the kitten off the top of his head, stared into his little green eyes, and said, “This
may come as quite a shock to you, but there is just no way in all the hells that I’m
getting attached to you, you sleep-puncturing menace.”

Locke yawned, stretched, and walked out into a soft warm rain falling from a sky webbed
by cataracts of cloud. “Ahhh,” he said, stripping to his breeches and letting the
rain wash some of the smell of the Tattered Crimson from his skin. It was strange,
he reflected, how the myriad stinks of the
Poison Orchid
had become familiar, and the smell of the sort of places he’d spent years in had
become intrusive.

Drakasha had shifted the
Orchid
to a position just off one of the long stone piers in the Hospital anchorage, and
Locke saw that a dozen small
boats had come up along the larboard side. While five or six armed Blue watch held
the entry port, Utgar and Zamira were negotiating vigorously with a man standing atop
a launch filled with pineapples.

The early afternoon was consumed by the coming and going of boats; assorted Prodigals
appeared offering to sell everything from fresh food to alchemical drugs, while representatives
from the independent traders came to inquire about the goods in the hold and view
samples under Drakasha’s watchful eye. The
Orchid
temporarily became a floating market square.

Around the second hour of the afternoon, just as the rain was abating and the sun
burning through the clouds above, the
Red Messenger
appeared out of the Trader’s Gate passage and dropped anchor beside the
Orchid
. Nasreen, Gwillem, and the prize crew came back aboard, along with several of the
ex-Messengers who’d recovered enough to move around.

“What the hell is
he
doing here?” one of them hollered when he saw Locke.

“Come with me,” said Jabril, putting an arm around the man’s shoulder. “Nothin’ I
can’t explain. And while I’m at it, I’ll tell you about a thing called the scrub watch.…”

Scholar Treganne ordered a boat lowered so she could visit the
Messenger
and examine the injured still aboard her. Locke helped hoist the smallest boat down,
and while he was doing so Treganne crossed paths with Gwillem at the entry port.

“We’ve traded cabins,” she said gruffly. “I’ve got your old compartment, and you can
have mine.”

“What?
What
? Why?”

“You’ll find out soon enough.”

Before the Vadran could ask any more questions, Treganne had clambered over the side
and Zamira had taken him by the arm.

“What sort of bid will the Shipbreaker open with for her?”

“Two silvers and a cup of cowpox scabs,” said Gwillem.

“Yes, but what can I reasonably talk him up to?”

“Eleven or twelve hundred solari. He’s going to need two new topgallant masts, as
the fore was sprung as well. It just didn’t come down. New yards, some new sails.
She’s had work done recently, and that’s a help, but a look at her timbers will show
her age. She’s got maybe ten years of use left in her.”

“Captain Drakasha,” said Locke, stepping up beside Gwillem. “If I may be so bold—”