The Fifth Script: The Lacey Lockington Series - Book One (26 page)

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“What about this Cleveland character who was covering for Duke?”

“Jack Slifka. Slifka kept Duke informed, and he lied for him, but I think Jack’s okay. Slifka probably thought that he was helping Duke with some sort of innocent practical joke.”

Moose stretched and yawned. “Well, I gotta say one thing for old Max Jarvis—he took good care of his own. But how come Julie Masters didn’t get a crack at that Stella Starbright column?”

“She’d probably received a job offer from the
Sentinel
, but Julie was geared differently, her ambition was to write a novel. Julie was a dreamer—hardly practical enough to settle into the everyday grind of a newspaper column.”

They were in Chicago and the moon was high, its glow dulled by city night-smog. Moose Katzenbach said, “Uhh–h–h, Lacey, one more question, if it’s any of my business.”

“Shoot.”

“How was Erika Elwood in bed?”

Lockington thought it over. Then he said, “Like fifty million dollars.”

52

It was a typical Friday night at the Shamrock Pub when Lacey Lockington walked in at 11:45. He sagged onto a seat at the end of the bar, just in time to see Jennifer Hallahan fall head-first from her barstool. Mush O’Brien said, “The usual?”

Lockington nodded, watching Rip Rafferty knock Tom Conroy on his ass. Lockington said, “Full moon tonight.”

Mush O’Brien said, “Yeah, and all them werewolves ain’t out in the woods.”

There was a light touch on Lockington’s shoulder. Edna Garson stood beside him, studying him with smoky-blue eyes. She said, “Let’s go to bed.”

Lockington said, “But I just got here.”

Edna said, “So did I. Let’s go to bed anyway.”

Mike McBride threw a chair through the television screen. Lockington said, “You want a drink?”

Edna said, “No, I want to go to bed.”

Mamie Horton got sick on the floor. Mush O’Brien covered his eyes with his hands. He said, “Oh, Great and Flaming Omnipotent God Almighty!”

Edna Garson said, “Locky, have you ever seen a woman go up in flames?”

Lockington said, “Not to the best of my recollection.”

Rosie O’Toole was whacking Hank Desmond over the head with a beer bottle. Edna said, “Well, if we ain’t in bed by midnight,
you
are in for a brand-new experience!”

The bar phone was ringing and Mush O’Brien grabbed it, speaking briefly before handing it to Lockington. He said, “For you.”

Lockington took it and growled, “Yeah?”

Moose Katzenbach said, “Hey, Lacey, are you watching television at the Shamrock?”

Lockington said, “No, the television set’s out of order.”

Moose said, “Big fire downtown!”

Lockington glanced at his watch. It was 11:54. He said, “In just six minutes there may be one at the Shamrock.”

Moose said, “The Chicago Morning Sentinel Building’s burning and they can’t save it—she’s going to the ground!”

Lockington said, “I’ll be damned!”

Moose said, “WGN got a mobile unit on the scene and it just announced that a radical group is claiming responsibility—outfit identifying itself as ‘LAON’.”

Lockington didn’t say anything.

Moose said, “Lacey, you get that?”

Lockington still didn’t say anything.

Moose said, “Lacey? You there, Lacey?”

Lockington said, “Yeah, I’m here, Moose. How did the Cubs do?”

“They’re in the sixth at San Diego—losing 5–1.”

Lockington said, “Okay, Moose, have a nice weekend.” He returned the phone to Mush O’Brien.

Clancy O’Doul slugged Dave Flanagan, driving him through a plate glass window. Approaching police sirens wailed from the east. Daisy O’Dugan kicked Studs Cassidy in the groin. A vast fatigue was settling over Lacey Lockington. He took Edna Garson by the arm, peering at his watch. He said, “Can we make it to your place in five minutes?”

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