The Explorers’ Gate
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Authors: Chris Grabenstein
Chris Grabenstein
For Mary & Kate John and J.J., of course.
And for Fred, who explores Central Park with me every day.
Prologue
I thought I knew everything there was to know about New York City's Central Park.
I was wrong.
There are all sorts of secrets and strange new worlds just waiting to be discovered inside the park's low stone walls.
This book is your gateway into New York's enchanted urban forest.
And since it's only a story, you can explore it without being chased by the statue of a crazed Polish king riding a bronze warhorse, swinging two humongous swords over his head.
Yeah, I already did that for you.
You could say I'm obsessed with Central Park.
It's okay if you do.
Other people already have. My dad, my teachers, the one or two kids at school who actually talk to me. Even Mrs. Grimaldi, a tour guide in Central Park who, every now and then, I have to correct when she gets stuff wrong, says I am “far too fanatical for a normal twelve-year-old girl.”
Of course, I never correct Mrs. Grimaldi's mistakes in front of her tour groups. That would be rude and, even when you're right, there's really no reason to be rude.
Why do I have a fanatical obsession with New York City's communal backyard?
Well, I figure the world is full of people who know a lot of stuff about a lot of different things. They usually end up as college professors or contestants on
Jeopardy
, and can be really annoyingâespecially on long car rides. I decided it would be way cooler to know
everything
about just one thing instead.
So I chose Central Park, just like my mom did when she was young.
She knew more about the park than
anybody
, even me. How many acres (843), how many bridges and arches (36), how many benches (over 9,000).
When I was little, she gave me this neat charm to wear on a chain as a necklace. It's like a wooden jigsaw puzzle pieceâa two-inch square with a half-moon section cut out of the bottomâthat shows the top third of the original “Guide Map of the Central Park” from the 1870s.
I wear it every day.
My mom also said, “Learn everything you can about the Park, Nikki, because, one day, that knowledge will prove very, very important.”
Oh, I forgot to tell you: my mom died two years ago. Nothing dramatic. She just went into the hospital and never came back.
I still live with my dad in a basement apartment at 14 West 77
th
Street, where he's the resident superintendent. That basically means he's the live-in janitor.
Okay, this is where the weird “I-never-knew-that” stuff starts.
One Friday night in early May, around ten, my dad was sound asleep on the couch in front of the TV. An empty beer can was rising up and down on his belly in time with his snoring. I saw three other empties scattered on the floor near his balled-up socks and work boots.
Ever since mom died, this is what my dad does on Friday nights. He drinks beer and falls asleep in front of some kind of sporting event on television.
While he snored, I tiptoed out the front door. Not that I had to be quiet. My dad was so zonked out, I could've tap-danced.
Our apartment is conveniently located less than one hundred yards from the Explorers' Gate entrance to Central Park.
So why was I off on a nature hike in the middle of the night (even though I
know
it's dangerous to go into the park after dark)?
I guess I was nervous. The next day, Saturday, the Friends of Central Park were holding this big “Park Smarts” trivia contest for kids. The winner would take home a ten-thousand-dollar check from Mr. David Drake, the famous billionaire tycoon who headed up the Friends. They'd also win a bunch of neat stuff like Central Park T-shirts, water bottles, and baseball caps, plus, best of all, a summer internship with the Parks Department asâdrum roll pleaseâa Tour Guide!
In other words, I could win money to help out at home
plus
score my dream job!
This had to be that important opportunity my mom always talked about when she told me to learn everything I could about Central Park.
When I was younger, whenever my mom and I needed to chat, we'd head to our favorite spot in the entire park: an outcropping of bedrock on the northwestern rim of the Lake on a wooded peninsula called Hernshead. So that's where I was headed.
The light changed at 77
th
Street and I crossed Central Park West, a wide boulevard that, as you probably already guessed, runs up and down the west side of Central Park for fifty-one blocks.
“Hey, Mr. Humboldt,” I said to the bronze bust of Friedrich Heinrich Alexander von Humboldt, who, in addition to having all those names, was a famous explorer. That's why his pedestal is right outside the Explorers' Gate. As to why I said “hey” to a statue, well, that's just something my mom used to do every time
she
walked past it.
The park at night can be pretty spooky. There's just a little bit of light: dim circles underneath old-fashioned street lamps. But mostly it's dark.
And empty.
Except for the one homeless man who was snoring loudly on a split-log bench tucked up against the rocks. It looked like he had planned on sleeping underneath a quilted moving blanket but the blanket had slipped off. I picked it up, fluffed it out, and gently laid it back on top of him.
Then I scooted around his shopping cart, which was loaded down with all his earthly possessions: a bent umbrella, a roll of Christmas wrapping paper, some jumbled junk, and a couple clear bags stuffed with nickel deposit bottles.
When you wind your way around the giant rocks down at the lip of the Lake, you step into a space with this incredible view of midtown Manhattanâall those skyscrapers twinkling in front of you like stacks of stars. It makes you feel like you're the queen of the universe.
“Big day tomorrow, mom,” I said as I sat down on the boulder and gazed at the city's reflection in the glassy surface of the Lake. “This could be that thing you always ⦔
Suddenly, off in the distance, I heard wooden oars slapping against the water. This was extremely weird because they stop renting rowboats at 5 p.m. every day and you have to be back to the dock by 6:30 or they come after you in a gondola.
I squinted hard and saw three rowboats sliding across the water, laying in a course for Hernshead.
Three
empty
rowboats.
The oars were stroking but nobody was manning the paddles!
“Choose your weapon!”
I wheeled around.
The homeless guy was up and offering me a choice: the bent umbrella or the roll of wrapping paper.
“What's going on?”
“Swing low!” he said, tossing me the hard cardboard tube. “Swing hard!”
“At what?”
“The nasty no-see-ums in those boats!”
“The nasty whatzits?”
“No-see-ums! They come at night to tie my shoelaces together. They laugh when I trip and fall on my face!”
“Uh-hunh ⦔
“Retreat!” the man shouted. “To the fort!”
He dashed up the path. I dashed after him.
Behind us, I heard metal hulls scraping against gravel.
We rounded the rocks and bounded up a pathway.
“In here!”
We ducked into the Ladies Pavilion, a Victorian kiosk with all sorts of fancy gewgaws that was originally built to be a classy shelter for trolley car passengers. Of course that was before it was moved into Central Park so it could become a shelter from
invisible pirates
row-boating across the Lake to tie your shoelaces together.
My protector cocked the umbrella over his shoulder like a baseball bat. I stood beside him, my roll of Santa-and-reindeer wrap at the ready.
Then things got even weirder.
I swear I heard tiny feet scampering across the bluestone terrace just outside the pavilion.
But since the flat slabs were solid stone, I didn't see any footprints, which made me wonder if all I was hearing was a battalion of squirrels shuffling through the underbrush on their nightly nut-relocation maneuvers.
“We got lucky,” the man whispered when the sound of pitter-pattering feet melted away. “It's not us they're after!”
“And who, exactly, are
they
?”
“Don't know. Never seen 'em.”
Off in the distance, I heard a dog barking.
That settled it. The stampeding feet were squirrels. Now I just had to figure out what was up with those rowboats without any rowers.
My thoughts were interrupted when the homeless man belched so loudly you could smell it.
“My name's Martin,” he said when the oniony cloud cleared. “What's yours?”
“Nikki.”
Martin arched a grungy eyebrow.
“It's short for Nicolette. My mom told me it's Dutch for âvictory of the people.'”
Martin stuck out his hand. It was filthy but I shook it anyway. After all, during the squirrel/boat attack, he had been my knight in not-so-shining armor.
“I gotta go, Nikki,” he said, adding another burp for emphasis.
I gave Martin his roll of wrapping paper. He quickly jammed it down inside of his cart.
“I'm gonna need every weapon I can scrape together,” he mumbled. “Another civil war is coming. Soon!” He grabbed hold of his shopping cart and clumped off into the darkness.
Since there are several Civil War statues and memorials inside Central Park, I figured that's what Martin was talking about.
I had no idea how wrong I was.
By morning, I had actually rationalized away the no-see-ums.
Someone forgot to tie off the rowboats at the dock.
They slipped free and drifted across the Lake in a stiff breeze.
The oars rowing themselves in the water?
An optical illusion. Shadows and reflections. Tricks of light.
Frankly, I had enough to worry about without adding things I couldn't actually see.
Worry number one? My dad.
He was so sad so much of the time.
Early Saturday, when I came into the kitchen, he was already seated at the fold-up card table we use for breakfast, stirring his black coffee, staring at the swirls.
“Morning, Dad. Did you eat anything?”
He shook his head.
“You should at least have some toast.”
He grunted.
“I'll fix it for you.”
I dropped two slices of bread into the toaster slots.
“I'm going to the park today,” I said. “There's this contest.”
