Read The Exploits of Sherlock Holmes Online
Authors: Adrian Conan Doyle,John Dickson Carr
"Have you seen the originals of these Valence documents?"
"The duchess has seen them and they appear to be perfectly genuine, nor can she doubt
her husband's signature."
"It might be a forgery."
"True, but I have already ascertained from Valence that there was a woman of that name
living there in 1848, that she married an Englishman and later moved to some other locality."
"But surely, Holmes, a provincial Frenchwoman, if driven to blackmail by the desertion of
her husband, would demand money," I protested. "What possible use could she have for copies
of state papers?"
"Ah! There you put your finger on it, Watson, and hence my presence in the case. Have
you ever heard of Edith von Lammerain?"
"I cannot recall the name."
"She is a remarkable woman," he continued musingly. "Her father was some sort of petty
officer in the Russian Black Sea Fleet and her mother kept a tavern in Odessa. By the time
that she was twenty, she had fled her home and established herself in Budapest where,
overnight, she gained notoriety as the cause of a sabre duel in which both combatants were
slain. Later, she married an elderly Prussian Junker who, having borne away his bride to his
country estate, upped and died most conveniently within three months from eating a surfeit of
turtle-doves stuffed with chestnuts. They must have been interesting, those chestnuts!
"You will take my word for it," he went on, "that for the past year or so the most brilliant
functions of the Season, be it London, Paris or Berlin, would be considered incomplete
without her presence. If ever a woman was made by Nature for the profession of her choice,
then that woman is Edith von Lammerain."
"You mean that she is a spy?"
"Tut, she is as much above a spy as I above the ordinary police-detective. I would put it
that I have long suspected her of moving in the highest circles of political intrigue. This, then, is
the woman, as clever as she is ambitious and merciless, who, armed with the papers of this
secret marriage, now threatens to ruin the Duchess of Carringford and her daughter unless
she consents to an act of treason, the results of which may be incalculable in their damage to
England." Holmes paused to knock out his pipe into the nearest tea-cup. "And I remain here
useless, Watson, useless and helpless to shield an innocent woman who in her agony has turned
to me for guidance and protection," he ended savagely.
"It is indeed a most infamous business," I said. "But, if Billy's message refers to it, then
there is a footman involved."
"Well, I confess that I am deeply puzzled by that message," Holmes replied, staring down
thoughtfully at the stream of hansoms and carriages passing beneath out window. "Incidentally,
the gentleman known as Footman Boyce is not a lackey, my dear Watson, though he takes his
nickname, I believe, from the circumstance that he commenced his career as a man-servant.
He is in fact the leader of the second most dangerous gang of slashers and racing-touts in
London. I doubt that he bears me much goodwill, for it was largely owing to my efforts that
he received two years on that Rockmorton horse-doping affair. But blackmail is out of his
line and I cannot see—" Holmes broke off sharply and craning his neck peered down into the
street. "By Jove, it is the man himself!" he ejaculated. "And coming here, unless I am much
mistaken. Perhaps it would be as well, Watson, if you concealed yourself behind the bedroom
door," he added with a chuckle as, crossing to the fireplace, he threw himself into his chair.
"Mr. Footman Boyce is not among those whose conversational eloquence is encouraged by
the presence of a witness."
There came a jangle from the bell below and as I slipped into the bedroom I caught the
creak of heavy steps upon the stairs followed by a knock and Holmes's summons to enter.
Through the crack in the door I had a glimpse of a stout man with a red, good-natured
face and bushy whiskers, clad in a check overcoat and sporting a brown bowler hat, gloves and
a heavy malacca cane. I had expected a type far different from this vulgar, comfortable person
whose appearance was more in keeping with a country yeoman until, as he stared at Holmes
from the threshold of our sitting-room, I had a good view of his eyes. They were round as two
glittering beads, very bright and hard, with that dreadful suggestion of stillness that belongs to
the eyes of venomous reptiles.
"We must have a word, Mr. Holmes," he said in a shrill voice curiously at variance with
that portly body. "Really, we must have a word. May I take a seat?"
"I would prefer that we both stand," came my friend's stern reply.
"Well, well." The man turned his great red face slowly round the room. "You're very snug
here, very comfortable and snug and lacking nothing, I'll be bound, in the way of home
cooking by that respectable woman who opened the door to me. Why deprive her of a good
lodger, Mr. Sherlock Holmes?"
"I am not contemplating a change of address."
"Ah, but there are others who might contemplate it for you. 'Let be,' says I, 'Mr. Holmes is a
nice-looking gent.' 'Maybe' says others, 'if
his nose wasn't a little too long for the rest of his
features, so that it is forever sticking itself into affairs that are no concern of his.' "
"You interest me profoundly. By the way, Boyce, you must have received pressing orders to
have brought you up from Brighton at a moment's notice."
The cherubic smile faded from the ruffian's face. "How the devil do you know where I've
come from!" he shrilled.
"Tut, man, today's Southern Cup racing-programme is peeping out of your pocket. However,
as I am a trifle fastidious in my choice of company, kindly come to the point and put a close to
this interview."
Boyce's lips curled back suddenly like the grin of some ill-conditioned dog.
"I'll put a close to something more than that, you nosey-parking busybody, if you get up to
anymore of your flash tricks," he snarled. "Keep out of Madame's business or—" he paused
significantly, his beady little eyes fixed immovably upon my friend's face—"or you'll be sorry
you were ever born, Mr. Sherlock Holmes," he concluded softly.
Holmes chuckled and rubbed his hands.
"This is really most satisfactory," said he. "So you come from Madame von Lammerain?"
"Dear me, what indiscretion!" cried Boyce, his left hand sliding stealthily to his malacca
cane. "I had hoped that you would take a word of warning, but instead you make free with the
names of other folk. And so—" in an instant he had whipped off the hollow body of the stick,
leaving in his other hand the grip and the long, evil razor-blade that was attached to it "—and
so, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I must make good my words."
"To which I trust, Watson, that you have paid the attention they deserve," remarked
Holmes.
"Certainly!" I replied loudly.
Footman Boyce stopped in his tracks and then, as I emerged from the bedroom armed
with a heavy brass candlestick, he leapt for the sitting-room door. On the threshold, he turned
for a moment toward us, his little eyes flaming evilly in his great crimson face while a flood of
foul imprecations poured from his lips.
"That will do!" interrupted Holmes sternly. "Incidentally, Boyce, I have wondered more
than once how you murdered Madgern, the trainer. No razor was found on you at the time.
Now, I know.
The ruddiness faded slowly from the man's features leaving them the colour of dirty putty.
"My God, Mr. Holmes, surely you don't think—only a little joke, sir, among old friends
—!" Then, springing through the door, he slammed it behind him and went clattering wildly
down the stairs.
My friend laughed heartily. "Well, well. We are hardly likely to be bothered any further by
Mr. Footman Boyce," said he. "Nevertheless, the fellow's visit has done me a good turn."
"In what way?"
"It is the first ray of light in my darkness, Watson. What have they to fear from my
investigations unless there is something to be discovered? But get your hat and coat and we
will call together on this unhappy Duchess of Carringford."
Our visit was a brief one and yet I will long recall the memory of that courageous and still
beautiful woman who, through no fault of her own, now stood face to face with the most
terrible calamity that fate could have devised. The widow of a great statesman, the bearer of a
name revered throughout the country, the mother of a young and lovely girl on the eve of
her wedding to a public man and then, overnight, this dreadful discovery of a secret, the
publication of which must destroy irrevocably the very fabric of her life and being. Here was
enough to justify the extremes of human emotion. Instead, when my friend and I were ushered
into the drawing-room of Carringford House in Portland Place, the lady who rose to meet us
was as distinguished for the grace of her manner as for the beauty of her complexion and her
delicate, serene features. It was only in the dark stains beneath her eyelids and the too brilliant
lustre of her hazel-tinted eyes that one sensed the dreadful tensity that was eating its way
through her heart.
"You have news for me, Mr. Holmes?" she said calmly enough, but I noticed that one of her
long, slim hands flew to her bosom. "The truth cannot be worse than this suspense, so I beg
that you will be frank with me."
Holmes bowed. "I have no news as yet, Your Grace," he said gently. "I am here to ask
you one question and to make one request."
The duchess sank into a chair and, picking up a fan, fixed her fevered brilliant eyes upon
my friend's face. "And these are?"
"The question is one which can be forgiven from a stranger only under the stress of the
present circumstances," said Holmes. "You were married for thirty years to the late duke.
Was he a man of honourable conduct in his sense of private responsibility as distinct from his
moral code? I will ask Your Grace to be very frank with me in your reply."
"Mr. Holmes, during the years of our marriage, we had our quarrels and our
disagreements, but never once did I know my husband to stoop to an unworthy action or
lower the standard which he had set himself in life. His career in politics was not made the
more easy by a sense of honour that would not descend to the artifices of compromise. He
was a man whose character was nobler than his position."
"You have told me all that I wished to know," answered Holmes. "Though I do not
indulge in emotions of the heart, I am not among those who consider that love makes blind.
With a mind of any intelligence, the effect should be the exact opposite, for it must
promote the most privileged knowledge of the other's character. Your Grace, we are face to
face with necessity and time is not on our side." Holmes leaned forward earnestly. "I must
see the original documents of this alleged marriage in Valence."
"It is hopeless, Mr. Holmes!" cried the duchess. "This dreadful woman will never let
them out of her hands, save at her own infamous price."
"Then we must summon craft to our aid. You must send her a carefully worded letter, now,
conveying the impression that you will be driven to comply with her demands if once you are
convinced that the marriage documents are really genuine. Implore her to receive you privately
at her house in St. James's Square at eleven o'clock tonight. Will you do this?"
"Anything, save what she asks."
"Good! Then one final point. It is essential that you find some pretext at exactly twenty
minutes past eleven to
draw her from the library containing the safe in which she keeps these
documents."
"But she will take them with her."
"That is of no importance."
"How can you be sure that the safe is in the library?"
"I have a plan of the house, thanks to a small service once rendered to the firm who
rented the property to Madame von Lammerain. Furthermore, I have seen it."
"You have seen it!"
"A window was broken mysteriously yesterday morning" smiled Holmes, "and the agents
very promptly supplied a glazier. It had occurred to me that there might be advantages."
The Duchess leaned forward, her hand to her heaving breast. "What do you propose to do?"
she demanded almost fiercely.
"That is a question in which I must use my own judgement, Your Grace," replied Holmes,
springing to his feet. "If I fail, I will do so in a good cause."
We were making our adieux when the duchess laid her hand on my friend's arm.
"If you examine these terrible documents and convince yourself that they are genuine, will
you remove them?" she asked.
There was a hint of concern under Holmes's austere manner as he looked at her. "No," he
said quietly.
"You are right!" she cried. "I would not have them taken. A hideous wrong must be
righted, whatever the cost to myself. It is only when I think of my daughter that all the
courage goes from my heart."
"It is because I recognize that courage," said Holmes very gently, "that I warn you to
prepare for the worst."
During the remainder of the day, my friend was in his most restless mood. He smoked
incessantly until the atmosphere of our sitting-room was hardly bearable and, having exhausted