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Authors: Amy Woods

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He
rolled a giant footlong fudge bullet on my top bollocks just so he could lap it
up like a hungry hungry hippo. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my one slice
toaster and a barbie doll up my rusty sherif's badge. The mixture of sewer
trout and gentleman's relish in my rusty sherif's badge created the delicious
sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. There was ectoplasm flowing from his
long-dong silver and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load weeping from my rusty
bullet hole and all over my fishy flaps. If I don't dial the rotary phone to
get my minge monsoon trickling from my calamari cockring, his womb ferret is
going to leave my piss flaps resembling a sand blasted tomato. I can't wait to
consume the man fat from his pink tractor beam. My cod canyon was trembling
like a tasered slab of chopped liver. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich,
even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. With my open-faced
ham sandwich now much like a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to
start ramming my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc
a stink pickle, I wondered? When he removed his greasy slimelight from my shit
winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to consume the corn-eyed butt snake off his veiny quim
prod. The plowing of my rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his
hairy walnuts joining his throbbing quim dagger deep in my fudge factory.
Inserting a squash into my herring hole got me gushing pussy batter faster than
snot off a whip. With his stilton spear pounding deep into my salmon slit, the
sensation of his all-beef thermometer smashing my cervix made me quiver like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. After having my vibrator crater raided,
he then proceeded to slam my ring piece. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his piss pipe rammed deeper into my
balloon knot. The feeling of his ectoplasm dribbling down my throat got my
fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. By now, my
ground zero grotto was dripping like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara
Falls. I awoke the next morning with my fuck gutter still slobbering. I thought
it was over but his wrist-thick wand had other ideas. The seemingly
never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his greasy slimelight soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt
plunger slamming my cod crater made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
blind lesbian in a fish shop. It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket
shoved inside me again; stuffing my ground zero grotto with a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster just didn't get my oyster ditch squirting like it used
to. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like
a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I was no different! My throat was so
full of stilton sword and man fat, the ectoplasm was draining down my chin and
onto my mosquito bites. The thrusting makes me gush my pussy batter all over
his turgid terror truncheon.

The
feeling of his creamy load sliming down my throat got my minge mucus flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I awoke the next morning with my
split peach still oozing. I thought it was over but his master of ceremonies
had other ideas. The raiding of my cocoa channel was so vigorous, he soon found
his wrecking balls joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my poo pipe. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard flowing from my chocolate
starfish and all over my vertical smile. I can't wait to devour the love
mayonnaise from his giggle stick. The fucking makes me spout my sex wee all
over his flesh gordon. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been on
the rag for the best part of a week. After having my meat purse hammered, he
then proceeded to hammer my cocoa channel. With my flappy meal now much like
that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought it was time to start probing my
fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a sewer
trout, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my vibrator crater
and a squash up my poo pipe. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci
load emanating from his slut slayer soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. He copped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my rack just so he could suck
it up like a pig at a trough. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province,
but the sight of his pink tractor beam made my tuna tunnel tears seep like a
slug in a salt mine. My mouth was so full of cumtree and man fat, the
magician's wax was seeping down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. My cod
canyon was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Inserting an
egg timer into my enchilada of love got me spritzing shrimp sap faster than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his stilton spear stuffed inside
me again; stuffing my smush mitten with a 9-iron just didn't get my front bum
flowing like it used to. There was magician's wax frothing from his turgid
terror truncheon and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my vertical moisture slobbering from
my chlamydia canal, his tenderloin truncheon is going to leave my piss flaps
resembling a badly wrapped kebab. When he removed his huge penis from my old
dirt road, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as
him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his mutton
dagger. The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt stretcher hammering my tampon
tunnel made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin
shoot. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter
looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different! By now, my clunge pool
was dripping like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's
chocolate river. With his turgid terror truncheon plowing deep into my herring
hole, the sensation of his wrist-thick wand smashing my cervix made me quake
like jelly. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his tenderloin truncheon plunged deeper into my poo pipe.

Within
no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen oozing from my mud flap and all
over my panty hamster. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet wound still
sliming. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had other ideas. The
seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his long-dong silver
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his
spam javelin thrusting my meat purse made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a pregnant nun. My mouth was so full of love muscle and baby gravy, the
man fat was seeping down my chin and onto my chest puppies. If I don't study
english cliterature to get my minge monsoon dribbling from my tampon tunnel,
his veiny quim prod is going to leave my roast beef platter resembling a darts
team's goalkeeper. By now, my salmon slit was foaming like a jizz waterfall. He
munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part
of a week. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his tallywacker plunged deeper into my shit winker. There was cock
snot draining from his chorizo howitzer and I was wetter than a well diggers
arse. We were ready for more. I can't wait to lap the ectoplasm from his
one-eyed monster. After having my one slice toaster slammed, he then proceeded
to pound my soft tight anus. The feeling of his magician's wax leaching down my
throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
Inserting an antique doorknob into my stench trench got me spraying fallopian
fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The mixture of sewer
trout and love mayonnaise in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious rectoplasm
that he was so fond of. The pounding makes me spritz my tuna tunnel tears all
over his spunk-filled spam rocket. It was bliss having his meaty member probed
inside me again; stuffing my chlamydia canal with a barbie doll just didn't get
my vaginal bacon buffet spritzing like it used to. He cut a giant toilet
twinkie on my droopies just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my south mouth
and a barbie doll up my old dirt road. My depravity cavity was trembling like a
shitting dog. With my vertical smile now much like a motorway pileup, he
thought it was time to start sliding my other vagina. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to cut a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? The raiding of my
Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his love
muscle deep in my poop chute. Hours of hammering like this would leave any
girl's panty hamster looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no
different! When he removed his muffbuster from my ring piece, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
lap the toilet twinkie off his spam javelin. With his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon pounding deep into my furry cup, the sensation of his love lollipop
smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator.

My
clunge pool was trembling like a rat on acid. The fucking of my balloon knot
was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his master of
ceremonies deep in my poo pipe. After having my whispering eye hammered, he
then proceeded to hammer my marmite motorway. With his eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus pounding deep into my chamber of squelch, the sensation of
his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. He cut a giant stink pickle on my rack just so he could gobble it up
like a pig at a trough. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my beige slime
slobbering from my carp cavity, his jade rod is going to leave my vertical
smile resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. There was Da Vinci load
oozing from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I was wetter than an otter's
pocket. We were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock
snot flowing from my ring piece and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. My
cake hole was so full of purple-headed trouser snake and magician's wax, the
magician's wax was leaching down my chin and onto my cans. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cervix cigar
rammed deeper into my black hole. It was bliss having his one-eyed milkman slid
inside me again; stuffing my quim with a 9-iron just didn't get my fuck gutter
spattering like it used to. When he removed his womb raider from my black hole,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the Mr. Hanky off his cunt plunger. The
unrelenting orgasms from his skin flute raiding my fuck trench made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. Now,
I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his
sperminator made my beige slime flow like a slug in a salt mine. With my meaty
hangers now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start
plunging my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a colon
cobra, I wondered? Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's furburger
looking like a darts team's goalkeeper, and I was no different! The pounding
makes me surge my minge monsoon all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon.
Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having an egg timer in my ruby cave and a gerbil up my brown
eye. The mixture of sewer trout and steamin' semen in my shit winker created
the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning
with my chlamydia canal still foaming. I thought it was over but his muffbuster
had other ideas. I can't wait to chow down on the cock custard from his skin
flute. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had the painters in for
the best part of a week. The feeling of his love piss foaming down my throat
got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. By now, my hot
pocket was dribbling like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls.
The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his all-beef
thermometer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.

He
munched on my furburger, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best
part of a week. The feeling of his love mayonnaise sliming down my throat got
my beige slime flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. There was
love mayonnaise draining from his long-dong silver and I was wetter than an
otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Inserting my fist into my vibration
station got me splurging vertical moisture faster than a greased weasel shit.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his huge penis shoved deeper into my black hole. My mouth was so full of purple
beaver buster and creamy load, the cock snot was haemorrhaging down my chin and
onto my cans. He copped a giant butt nugget on my chesticles just so he could
devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. My furry cup was trembling like a
shitting dog. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish oozing
from my vintage golf bag and all over my panty hamster. The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his devil's bagpipe soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his jebend from my
brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the hardened fudge nugget off
his skin flute. It was bliss having his all-beef thermometer probed inside me
again; stuffing my tampon tunnel with a squash just didn't get my smush mitten
surging like it used to. With my vertical smile now much like a stamped bat, he
thought it was time to start probing my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to roll a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? After having my fuck
trench slammed, he then proceeded to thrust my Mavis Fritter. Hours of slamming
like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a horse's collar,
and I was no different! The mixture of Mr. Hanky and magician's wax in my old
dirt road created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. I
awoke the next morning with my frilling pink golf bag still slobbering. I
thought it was over but his muffbuster had other ideas. Some girls are happy just
to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
squash in my chamber of squelch and an egg timer up my puckered brown eye. The
fucking of my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls
joining his cream reaper deep in my Oxo orifice. The plowing makes me splurge
my spaff all over his throbbing quim dagger. I can't wait to suck the steamin'
semen from his mutton dagger. If I don't buff the muff to get my tuna tunnel
tears seeping from my cod cave, his bald-headed yogurt slinger is going to
leave my piss flaps resembling badly battered road kill. With his cervix cigar
fucking deep into my kipper dinghy, the sensation of his wrist-thick wand
smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator.
Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his one-eyed
monster made my pussy batter ooze like a broken coffee maker. By now, my
hatchet wound was draining like a slug in a salt mine.

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