Authors: Amy Woods
I
can't wait to lap the cock custard from his bald avenger. It was bliss having
his jebend slid inside me again; stuffing my ground zero grotto with a 9-iron
just didn't get my gammon alley splurging like it used to. The seemingly
never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his pink tractor beam soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With my lunchmeat now much like a
clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start shoving my black hole. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to pitch a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? After
having my frilling pink golf bag thrusted, he then proceeded to slam my cocoa
channel. With his stilton spear slamming deep into my Quimcy, M.E., the
sensation of his cumtree smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. Hours of
slamming like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like Brian
May's plughole, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his
spunk-filled spam rocket plowing my furry cup made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The feeling of his baby gravy
slobbering down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than snot off a
whip. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of
his mutton dagger made my vertical moisture drip like a broken fridge freezer.
There was ectoplasm seeping from his love muscle and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. By now, my chamber of squelch was
weeping like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate
river. He launched a giant Mr. Hanky on my superdroopers just so he could
devour it up like a pig at a trough. The fucking of my black hole was so
vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon deep in my other vagina. My cake hole was so full of balony
pony and steamin' semen, the steamin' semen was sliming down my chin and onto
my droopies. When he removed his purple-headed trouser snake from my soft tight
anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the hardened fudge nugget off his
love lollipop. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen sliming
from my turd-herder and all over my vertical garden. Some girls are happy just
to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having my fist in my depravity cavity and a number of chillies up my turd
cutter. My clunge pool was trembling like a shitting dog. The mixture of
hardened fudge nugget and steamin' semen in my black hole created the delicious
sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get
my flange custard frothing from my south mouth, his blue-veined custard chucker
is going to leave my beef curtains resembling that bathroom door in The Shining.
Inserting a barbie doll into my slime hole got me spritzing fallopian fish
stock faster than snot off a whip. The thrusting makes me surge my spaff all
over his pink tractor beam. I awoke the next morning with my south mouth still
trickling. I thought it was over but his greasy slimelight had other ideas.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cheese-crusted cock plunged deeper into my mud flap.
Now,
I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his brie baton
made my clunge gunge foam like a leaky tap. My cake hole was so full of
tallywacker and gentleman's relish, the steamin' semen was dripping down my
chin and onto my chest puppies. It was bliss having his bald-headed yogurt
slinger stuffed inside me again; stuffing my fuck gutter with a 9-iron just
didn't get my gammon alley spritzing like it used to. There was gentleman's
relish slobbering from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I was wetter than an
English summer. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his
wensleydale wand hammering my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. Hours of slamming like this
would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a twisted slipper, and I was no
different! Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my vaginal bacon
buffet and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my soft tight anus. The
plowing makes me pour my pussy batter all over his ramrod. With my flappy meal
now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought it was time to start shoving
my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a
hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my stench
trench still frothing. I thought it was over but his one-eyed milkman had other
ideas. The feeling of his penis pudding haemorrhaging down my throat got my
flange custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With his kebeb skewer
thrusting deep into my shamevelope, the sensation of his bugger king smashing
my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. Inserting a 9-iron into my birth
cannon got me spritzing beige slime faster than a greased weasel shit. After
having my gashtray plowed, he then proceeded to plow my fudge factory. The
mixture of toilet twinkie and cock custard in my chocolate starfish created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The hammering of my mud flap
was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his stilton sword deep in
my marmite motorway. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been riding
the cotton pony for the best part of a week. If I don't dial the rotary phone
to get my clunge gunge frothing from my chamber of squelch, his timed slimer is
going to leave my spam castanets resembling a twisted slipper. My gashtray was
trembling like jelly. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his muffbuster stuffed deeper into my black hole. When
he removed his slut slayer from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the
hardened fudge nugget off his one-eyed milkman. By now, my cum dumpster was
sliming like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. The seemingly
never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his womb ferret soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. He copped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my
chest puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I
can't wait to gobble the Da Vinci load from his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon.
After
having my gaping clam cavern thrusted, he then proceeded to hammer my ring
piece. The mixture of colon cobra and ectoplasm in my mud flap created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My clunge pool was trembling like
a tasered slab of chopped liver. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock
snot emanating from his devil's bagpipe soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his mutton dagger plunged deeper into my poop chute. He munched on
my furburger, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of
a week. The feeling of his magician's wax flowing down my throat got my clunge
gunge flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with
my gashtray still trickling. I thought it was over but his love lollipop had
other ideas. With my spam castanets now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he
thought it was time to start ramming my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to drop a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? My mouth was so
full of wrist-thick wand and penis pudding, the gentleman's relish was seeping
down my chin and onto my love bubbles. I can't wait to gobble the penis pudding
from his blind butler. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my split peach and
a barbie doll up my Mavis Fritter. The slamming of my vintage golf bag was so
vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his spam dagger deep in my
brown eye. By now, my tampon tunnel was leaking like a slavering dog. When he
removed his greasy kebab skewer from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
sewer trout off his sperminator. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand
dartboard, but the sight of his batter blaster made my pussy batter dribble
like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Inserting an antique doorknob into my
kipper dinghy got me spouting sex wee faster than snot off a whip. If I don't
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my beige slime weeping
from my hot pocket, his spunk-filled spam rocket is going to leave my
open-faced ham sandwich resembling an over inflated dinghy. The fucking makes
me gush my spaff all over his disco stick. With his clunger pounding deep into
my fuck trench, the sensation of his chorizo howitzer smashing my cervix made
me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Hours of slamming like
this would leave any girl's furburger looking like that bathroom door in The
Shining, and I was no different! He rolled a giant Mr. Hanky on my mammaries
just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. There was creamy
load leaking from his wensleydale wand and I was wetter than an Italian cruise
ship. We were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot
trickling from my soft tight anus and all over my vertical garden. It was bliss
having his stilton sword slid inside me again; stuffing my split peach with a
lightbulb just didn't get my vaginal bacon buffet flooding like it used to.
The
feeling of his penis pudding frothing down my throat got my clunge gunge
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. The fucking of my rusty bullet hole
was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his love muscle deep
in my turd cutter. The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket
plowing my ground zero grotto made me come so hard, I began sweating like
Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. There was Da Vinci load draining from his Ocean's
11 Inches and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cunt stretcher stuffed deeper into my black hole. The plowing makes me flow
my fallopian fish stock all over his bugger king. My vaginal bacon buffet was
trembling like a rat on acid. When he removed his turgid terror truncheon from
my fudge factory, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his womb
raider. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his
skin flute made my beige slime flow like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. Some
girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having an egg timer in my south mouth and a 15" spiked vibrator up
my black hole. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my south mouth got me
ejecting minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. With his disco stick
fucking deep into my soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of his flesh gordon
smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. Hours of fucking like this would
leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like badly battered road kill, and I
was no different! By now, my spunk dungeon was dribbling like a jizz waterfall.
After having my cock holster fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my marmite
motorway. With my vertical garden now much like the Japanese flag, he thought
it was time to start stuffing my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? My cake hole was so full of
cumtree and magician's wax, the love mayonnaise was trickling down my chin and
onto my cans. He dropped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my cans just so he
could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The mixture of hardened
fudge nugget and magician's wax in my rusty sherif's badge created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning
with my south mouth still trickling. I thought it was over but his skeleton
king had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load
emanating from his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. I can't wait to lap the cock custard from his cream reaper. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen leaking from my brown mile and all
over my flappy meal. It was bliss having his Ocean's 11 Inches slid inside me
again; stuffing my carp cavity with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get
my pink velvet sausage wallet spattering like it used to. If I don't stimulate the
genitals through phalangetic motion to get my tuna tunnel tears leaking from my
front bum, his bald-headed yogurt slinger is going to leave my lunchmeat
resembling a darts team's goalkeeper.
It
was bliss having his cumtree probed inside me again; stuffing my chamber of
squelch with an antique doorknob just didn't get my tuna canal flooding like it
used to. The mixture of sewer trout and steamin' semen in my brown eye created
the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The seemingly
never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his kebeb skewer soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his batter blaster plunged deeper into my
marmite motorway. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through
phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
lightbulb in my clearing in the woods and an egg timer up my soft tight anus.
With his piss pipe thrusting deep into my slime hole, the sensation of his spam
dagger smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. He
eased out a giant toilet twinkie on my fiery biscuits just so he could lap it
up like a bulldog eating porridge. My shame portal was trembling like Muhammad
Ali on a tumble dryer. Inserting a barbie doll into my split peach got me
splurging flange custard faster than a greased weasel shit. Now, I've seen more
pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his bugger king made my
minge mucus drip like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. If I
don't tune the tuna to get my clunge gunge sliming from my sperm socket, his
purple beaver buster is going to leave my roast beef platter resembling a
stuntman's knee. The thrusting of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon
found his hairy walnuts joining his cunt stretcher deep in my brown eye. Hours
of thrusting like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a darts
team's goalkeeper, and I was no different! After having my bearded haddock pasty
plowed, he then proceeded to fuck my Oxo orifice. There was ectoplasm weeping
from his turgid terror truncheon and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We
were ready for more. He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been
riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. The feeling of his
magician's wax leaking down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. With my piss flaps now much like a blind cobbler's thumb, he
thought it was time to start stuffing my Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pinch off a butt nugget, I wondered? My cake hole was so
full of battering ram and cock snot, the ectoplasm was sliming down my chin and
onto my mammaries. I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still
foaming. I thought it was over but his clunger had other ideas. When he removed
his ramrod from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong
fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the sewer
trout off his timed slimer. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's
wax trickling from my turd-herder and all over my hairy goblet. The unrelenting
orgasms from his spam javelin slamming my whispering eye made me come so hard,
I began sweating like a pregnant nun. By now, my calamari cockring was
dribbling like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. The pounding makes me surge
my flange custard all over his spunk-filled spam rocket.