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S
ANGER
& B
OOTH

Maria Mather Meiklejohn and Daniel E. Durkheim
New Settlement Offer: Custody & Support

Custody

Physical Custody: sole to Maria Meiklejohn

Legal Custody: joint to Maria Meiklejohn & Daniel Durkheim

Child Support

Daniel Durkheim to pay $60,000/year for seven (7) years (through high school); Maria Meiklejohn to pay school tuition and fees

Daniel Durkheim to pay $18,000/year at end of seven (7) years until Jane’s graduation from college or 23rd birthday, whichever event is earlier

College Costs

Daniel Durkheim to pay college tuition, room, and board for four (4) years

Maria Meiklejohn to pay books and other expenses

Ordinary Alimony or Spousal Support

Daniel Durkheim to pay $60,000/year to Maria Meiklejohn for seven (7) years from signing or terminating event

Terminating events: remarriage; Maria Meiklejohn has a salary of at least $50,000

Rehabilitation Alimony

Daniel Durkheim to pay $30,000/year to Maria Meiklejohn for three (3) years in law school tuition at Mather Law School, or $14,000/year for three (3) years at the University of Narragansett Law School

Terminating event: nonattendance at law school

Reimbursement Alimony

No reimbursement alimony

Medical Insurance

Maria Meiklejohn to pay $3,200 for COBRA account on Daniel Durkheim’s policy

Terminating events: alternative health insurance coverage available from law school or employment

New Offer: Comparison with Counteroffer

Account
New Annual
Counter Annual
Child Support (HS; 7 years)
$60,000
$72,000
Child Support (college)
$18,000
$24,000
Alimony
$60,000
$60,000
Rehabilitation Alimony
$30,000
$30,000
Reimbursement Alimony
           0
$10,000

October 1, 1999

S
ANGER
& B
OOTH

Maria Mather Meiklejohn and Daniel E. Durkheim
New Settlement Offer: Retirement Funds, Investments & Property

Daniel Durkheim’s TIAA-CREF Retirement Accounts:
$600,000

Counteroffer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $300,000; Maria Meiklejohn to receive $300,000

New Offer: Daniel Durkheim to keep $600,000

Daniel Durkheim’s 401(k) Plan:
$300,000

Counteroffer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $150,000; Maria Meiklejohn to receive $150,000

New Offer: Daniel Durkheim to keep $300,000

Stock Market Investments:
$700,000

Counteroffer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $350,000; Maria Meiklejohn to receive $350,000

New Offer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $100,000; Maria Meiklejohn to receive $600,000

Treasury Bills:
$90,000

Counteroffer: Maria Meiklejohn to receive $45,000; Daniel Durkheim to receive $45,000

New Offer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $90,000

Joint Savings Account:
Originally $80,000; Now $16,000

Counteroffer: Maria Meiklejohn to receive $32,000; Daniel Durkheim to receive $48,000

Equal Division with recognition of Daniel Durkheim’s $16,000 inheritance

New Offer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $16,000

Family Residence:
Current Value: $525,000; Net Equity: $240,000

Counteroffer: Daniel Durkheim to receive $120,000; Maria Meiklejohn to receive $120,000

Maria Meiklejohn to receive her share from stock market investments if house kept by Daniel Durkheim

New Offer: Daniel Durkheim to receive home; Upon sale or at end of 7 years, Maria Meiklejohn to receive $120,000

New Offer: Comparison with Counteroffer

Account
DD New
MMM New
DD Counter
MMM Counter
TIAA-CREF
600,000
0
300,000
300,000
401(k) Plan
300,000
0
150,000
150,000
Stocks
100,000
600,000
350,000
350,000
T Bills
90,000
0
45,000
45,000
Savings
16,000
0
16,000
0
TOTAL
1,106,000
600,000
861,000
845,000

The total amount in retirement funds and savings is $1,706,000. In the original offer, Dr. Durkheim would have received only $16,000 more than Ms. Meiklejohn. Under this offer, Dr. Durkheim would receive $506,000 more than Ms. Meiklejohn, and $245,000 more than under the original offer.

October 1, 1999

TRAYNOR, HAND, WYZANSKI

222 CHURCH STREET
NEW SALEM, NARRAGANSETT 06555
(393) 876-5678

MEMORANDUM

Attorney Work Product

From:
Joe Salerno
To:
The Firm
RE:
Farrow Allerton
Date:
October 4, 1999
Attachments:
Notice of Farrow Allerton’s Two New Partners

Listen up, folks, Farrow Allerton is on the move. Three new women partners in the last month, providing the firm with gender and ethnic cover, not to say talent and brains.
We
should have hired Caroline and Susanna (and of course retained Fiona). I bet we could have gotten them. Who’s in charge of recruitment here, anyway? Anyone? I believe Caroline is Jim Rosental’s sister-in-law. We’re not going to make it in the new century if all we do is cosset the Octopus.

TRAYNOR, HAND, WYZANSKI

222 CHURCH STREET
NEW SALEM, NARRAGANSETT 06555
(393) 876-5678

MEMORANDUM

Attorney Work Product

From:
Sophie Diehl
To:
David Greaves
RE:
The Durkheim Separation Agreement
Date:
October 7, 1999
Attachments:
Letter from Mamie Booth, October 1, 1999
 
New Durkheim Settlement Offer: Custody & Support
 
New Durkheim Settlement Offer: Retirement, Investment, Property
 
Draft Letter to Mamie Booth

Dr. Durkheim’s new lawyer, Mamie Booth, has put forward a reasonable offer. I met with Ms. Meiklejohn this afternoon, and we came up with a response. Please look it over and let me know what you think. I don’t know that he’ll keep paying alimony and support once Jane has gone to college (always dicey, so Felix tells me), but we should be okay for the next seven years.

Fiona Redux

From: Sophie Diehl
To: Maggie Pfeiffer
Date: Fri, 8 Oct 1999 15:24:19
Subject: Fiona Redux
10/8/99 3:24 PM

Dear Maggie,

I was having lunch with two friends from the AG’s office at Golightly’s (always a mistake, I now think), when who should drop by the table, on her way out, but Fiona, all glammed up. She must have gotten a whopping raise; her clothes were beautiful and expensive. Louboutin shoes. Bottega Veneta bag. Great haircut too, not a local job. “Sophie,” she said, “I understand you’re now the lead lawyer on the new Octo-pus bond offering. Just kidding. Please give my best to everyone.” She winked and was gone. My friends looked at me in amazement. I just said, “Inside joke.”

I wonder if she’s going to keep ambushing me every time we run into each other. I wish there was someone at the firm I could talk to about it, but there isn’t. Even Joe has told me to suck it up, though of course he puts it in terms of “knocking Brearley out of me.” At least he’s consistent. He doesn’t mind women behaving badly. David, on the other hand, has trouble with it; he doesn’t like being challenged or crossed by a woman, all the apologies and expressions of regret to the contrary. He wants us to suck it up like men and suck up like women. I may have to tell him one of these days. It’s not a good way to be. So 20th century.

I’m going out for an ice cream.

xoxoxo
Sophie

You Won’t Believe This

From: Sophie Diehl
To: Maggie Pfeiffer
Date: Sat, 9 Oct 1999 17:14:16
Subject: You Won’t Believe This
10/9/99 5:14 PM

Dear Mags,

You won’t believe this. I just got delivery of two dozen white roses. From Fiona. Isn’t white the sign of a truce? Flowers are never ironic, are they? The thorns don’t appear to be dipped in poison, and the note mentioned “lunch sometime.” I think she was sorry for her jab at Golightly’s the other day. I can’t tell you how much they lifted my spirits.

Speaking of Fiona, her new firm, Farrow Allerton, hired two more women partners, bringing their total to 5, out of 15. Joe sent a caustic memo about it to everyone, partners and associates. David must be steamed. We are falling behind. Maybe Judge Howard was right about Fiona being warped by Traynor, Hand’s patriarchy. I always thought Farrow Allerton was stodgier than THW, but maybe not. They don’t do any criminal work, not even white-collar, which is of course a strike against them, but they do represent several big foundations. What am I doing? Being an idiot, that’s what. As if they might recruit me. I have no experience and no connections in this town. Shoulder to the wheel, Sophie girl.

I think I’ll go cook something; it will make myself feel a productive member of society. Did I say the flowers were from Pettigrew and perfect long-stemmers?

Love and kisses,
Sophie

TRAYNOR, HAND, WYZANSKI

222 CHURCH STREET
NEW SALEM, NARRAGANSETT 06555
(393) 876-5678
ATTORNEYS AT LAW

October 11, 1999

Mary Booth
Sanger & Booth
300 Church Street
New Salem, Narragansett 06555

Dear Mamie,

I write on behalf of Maria Meiklejohn. She has asked me to make a counteroffer offsetting some of the skimpier provisions in the new offer your client Dr. Daniel Durkheim has put forward, including: (1) reducing the proposed child support by $12,000 a year; (2) reducing college child support payments by $6,000 a year; (3) cutting all reimbursement alimony ($10,000 a year); (4) imposing college costs in excess of tuition and room and board on Ms. Meiklejohn; (5) postponing payment of Ms. Meiklejohn’s share of the net equity in the family residence for seven years without including future value or paying interest; (6) removing the escalator clauses for alimony and tuition; and (7) retaining all of Dr. Durkheim’s retirement funds.

Ms. Meiklejohn proposes: (1) In return for waiving her interest in the family residence and her share of its current net equity ($120,000), Dr. Durkheim will release to Ms. Meiklejohn the $16,000 in the bank account and pay her $100,000 on the signing of the agreement. The latter amount can be taken from Dr. Durkheim’s proposed share of the stock funds or from another non-retirement (i.e., liquid) source, his choice. (2) Dr. Durkheim will pay all of Jane’s college expenses, including books, fees, and living expenses, as well as tuition, room, and board. Ms. Meiklejohn will pay all of Jane’s school costs until she finishes high school. (3) Dr. Durkheim shall provide and pay for medical insurance for Ms. Meiklejohn as long as she is receiving
alimony. (4) Dr. Durkheim shall purchase life insurance of $740,000 (twice his current income) payable to Ms. Meiklejohn until Jane completes college. The rest of Dr. Durkheim’s offer is accepted with one condition.

Ms. Meiklejohn’s counteroffer is premised on Dr. Durkheim’s agreement, in the event of Ms. Meiklejohn’s death prior to Jane’s 18th birthday, that he and Jane’s maternal grandfather, Bruce Meiklejohn, will share legal custody and that Mr. Meiklejohn will have physical custody, with Jane living with her grandfather on the same terms she lived with her mother. This condition is nonnegotiable and conforms to the recommendation in the evaluation conducted by Dr. Rachel Fischer of the Mather Child Study Center at the request of Jane’s parents. Ms. Meiklejohn will not sign an agreement which doesn’t have this condition; she is prepared to litigate the separation and dissolution if agreement is not possible, and she is prepared to ask the court to appoint legal counsel for Jane. Let me know whether these terms are agreeable to Dr. Durkheim. If so, I will draft the agreement.

Yours,
Anne Sophie Diehl

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