The Dimension Travel Trilogy: A Three Part Science Fiction And Fantasy Novel (40 page)

"Sure", answered Mrs. Woodston. "So, Tom and Light were forced to go to the hole as well as myself. However, as I was being escorted to the hole, I managed to break free of the shackles. I ran through the gate and I stayed at a luxurious hotel in the city known as the Star Hotel. News Reports were all over the air about me and, about my escape from the estate. From there, I returned to the estate, punching out one of the guards and, drowning another. I then freed Tom and Light from the hole. And, we met this prosecutor Jacqueline Langyaw, who made a show about us. I, along with Tom and Light, visited her RV and we ate dinner with her. From there, she found out that we were the three perpetrators. We ran out of her van before she can turn us in. Then, we had another ordeal. Light was running out of fuel. So, we had to refuel him and, keep an extremely low profile.

Luckily, we weren't caught. From there, we had a third obstacle. The Starmos militia officers were searching every vehicle that left the city.

We were shaking in nervousness because our vehicle was being searched. Luckily, we managed to leave the city. Then comes the fourth ordeal. Now, the prosecutor wants to commit a raid on the county of Tom's origin because, somehow, some way, somewhere, she found out where we were going to seek refuge. And, that was California County, New York. From there, we escaped to Earth and we met Mayor Stone, the mayor of the county. We distributed flyers to all of the citizens of the county and, walked up to the Town Square where the mayor presented his evacuation speech. After presenting his speech, every citizen raided the stores and restaurants to fulfill the provisions of the twenty four hour evacuation. We evacuated into the woodlands over to the placid pond. And, that was where we met your husband. The mayor thought your husband was very condescending.

But, later, Mayor Stone realized that your husband needed help fishing for dinner. Unfortunately, the mayor fell into a creek and drowned. Light carried the mayor to a local campsite while, your husband and I fished. That was where we got the Sockeye Salmon for dinner tonight. And, here we are today", said Will. "What an interesting story. But, I have one question", replied Mrs. Woodston.

"And, what would that be?" asked Will. "I would like to know how Light can be a vehicle when he is really a robot", she answered.

"He's a shapeshifting robot, which means that he can easily change from a robot to a Light Speed Cycle. That's why his name is simply 'Light.' Granted, the name Light is a short name. However, the name is quite interesting", replied Will. "And, why would that be?" asked Mrs. Woodston.

"Because, when he shapeshifts into a vehicle, he breaks the speed of Light. He travels at the maximum speeds at mach one thousand, which will never be a possible vehicular speed on Planet Earth. The Earthlings unfortunately do not have the resources to create an impressive shapeshifting vehicle like Light"", answered Will. "Thank you for those kind words", replied Light. "No problem", said Will.

It is now seven thirty in the evening at the abode of the foxes.

Light and Will are the visitors and Jack Woodston and Mrs. Woodston are the owners of this interesting abode. After Light and Will told their stories about the incident in Starmos City, everybody sat down and started to eat the well-cooked Sockeye Salmon dinner. This is a very dull meal with just three huge slices of Salmon in everybody's dishes. The food seemed to be substantial but, it's still as dull as could be because the portions in everyone's dishes are the plain slices of Salmon. It's a silent dinner when everyone is eating and kneeling on the cushions at the shale stone table. Every ravenous soul finished their oversized portions immediately within five minutes. And, everyone finished their mugs of Sasparillas and Water. After eating the oversized portions of their meal like ravenous bulldogs and drinking their Sasparillas and Water like frogs soaking in moisture, it is time to have some of the chatter.

Or, what they like to call talk time. Due to the fact that it is hard to get the television to work, the foxes would often have to entertain themselves. They would often use jokes and humor at the table after they ate. So, today they had an interesting joke, probably one of the tackiest jokes in the whole wide world. Silence has been happening at the table for five minutes. However, Jack broke the silence. After everyone finished eating their dinner, Jack decided to make a hilarious joke.

"What does the fox say?", he asked jokingly. "I don't get it", answered Will. "Ring, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding", answered the Fox. "That is the most idiotic and stupid joke that I have ever heard come out of somebody's mouth", replied Will. "I know it sounds quite stupid. It's supposed to be stupid .It's what you call corny and ridiculous humor. That's how we all should be like. Instead of finding slanderous remarks to be humor. Find that humorous, which would be the safer game", said Jack. "Oh, ha, ha, ha", replied Light sarcastically. Mrs. Woodston also said sarcastically, "Oh yeah, that is so, so funny. I am filled with so much laughter." "Well, I am glad that you think what I said was funny", replied Jack. "Oh, we found what you said to be so hilarious. We are laughing so hard that our laugh boxes in our stomach will burst", said Light sarcastically. "Yeah, I don't think that you have any laugh boxes", replied the Fox. "No, we don't", said Will. "So, what do you really think of my joke?" asked Jack. "Do you want me to be honest with you?" asked Will. "Yes, be all out honest as much as you can be”, answered Jack.

"I think that your jokes are stupid and annoying", replied Will. "Your jokes don't even qualify for a circus, stand-up comedy or even slapstick humor. I don't think that they're even funny." "Well, why do you think they're not funny when you all were laughing?"

asked Jack. "Because, I am sure there's such a thing that is what you call sarcasm", answered Mrs. Woodston. "Okay, well, I guess I have to say two important words", replied Jack. "And, what would that be?" asked Light. "I am sorry and I don't give a crap about your stupid opinion. Besides, it's my opinion that counts and, I don't have the problem, you all have the problem", answered Jack.

"Let's forget about the comedy hour and let's watch some news inside. Do you all agree with this?" asked Mrs. Woodston."Yes", answered everyone except for Jack. "Is there something wrong, Jack?" asked Mrs. Woodston. "Yes, I don't agree with your idea of watching the news. Frankly, I would rather have the comedy hour instead of listening to the boring news", answered Jack. "Yeah, well, your opinion doesn't count", replied Mrs. Woodston abruptly. "It does too. I live here too. I discovered this place. I built this place up from stone. And, this place looks way nicer than your crazy head", said Jack angrily. "First of all, my head is not crazy. Your head is more crazy than anyone's head. You want these guests to sit in a boring comedy hour. I want to make them more aware of the world", replied Mrs. Woodston. Jack Woodston broke out in tremendous anger. His British accent has really been a hoax. He just used this particular British accent to make him sound so refined.

"You are not trying to make these folks aware of the world.

You're trying to poison their minds with the evils and malevolence of the real world. You are trying to show them the evil side of the world.

I am trying to show them the good side of the world", said Jack angrily. "Well, you're sure boring them. At least you've made me very bored out of my mind", replied Mrs. Woodston. "Both of you, cut it out", yelled Will. "No", said the Woodstons. "Who are you to tell us to stop fighting?" asked Jack. "I am Will Von Alien", answered Will.

Mrs. Woodston walked over to the kitchen pantry to retrieve a small broom. After doing that, she returned to the stove. "Will, would you mind coming over here for a second or two?" asked Mrs. Woodston.

"Yeah", answered Will. "Okay, good."

He walked up to her. She started to beat him with the broom.

As she beat him with the broom, she called him a disgusting alien and ridiculed him about his origin. She stopped beating him with the broom. He felt very weak with bruises all over his body. "You are a disgusting beast who is trying to destroy Planet Earth. You and all of those other despicable bilgerats are going to hurt all of man", she said.

"Well, you're a big huge racist because not all of us are like that. I had fallen victim to the dictatorship", replied Will. "Bull crap", said Mrs.

Woodston angrily. She grabbed him and drowned him and started to slam his head against the wall. Fortunately, he didn't get hurt. He twisted her arm and pushed her into the wall. "Granted, his jokes are corny and tacky. But, you should really be ashamed of your attitude.

You are a cruel wife", said Will.

"Okay, I'm sorry for being so disrespectable. But, would you rather hear those corny jokes or listen to the media?" asked Mrs.

Woodston. "I would choose choice B", answered Will. He let her go.

And, she walked up the Shale stone stairs along with Will. The silent Light and the phony fox remained downstairs in the kitchen area. "Do you want to hear my jokes?" asked the Mr. Woodston. "No, I'm not interested", answered Light. "Why aren't you interested?" asked Jack.

"Let me be candid with you. Your jokes are not funny. They're stupid and annoying", answered Light. "Oh my God", replied Jack. "What's wrong?" asked Light. "I would never think that you'd talk like this", answered Mr. Woodston, who opened his mouth in shock like a gaping abyss. "You're very annoying", replied Light boldly. He walked up out of his seat leaving Jack at the table alone.

Light walked up the twelve Shale stairs to the Living Room.

Will and Mrs. Woodston are waiting in the living room. "So, you'd finally decided to come up the stairs?" asked Mrs. Woodston. "Yes", answered Light. "Why didn't you keep Jack some company?" asked Will. "Because, I didn't want to hear him complain", answered Light.

"That's a pretty good reason", replied Mrs. Woodston. Jack is sitting in silence down in the dining area. Light, Will, and Mrs. Woodston sat on top of the uncomfortable straw couches. "What do you think of the couches?" asked the female fox. Will hesitated to answer that question. "Oh, yeah that couch is so comfortable", he answered sarcastically. He then asked, "Do you think that couch is so comfy?"

"Yeah, I think its pretty comfy", answered Light, who then winked his left eye at Will. Mrs. Woodston turned on the television. The obsolete television features a show of snow. She walked up to the out of date T.V. and played around with the analogs to make the television work.

The CBN News channel is fading in and out. Initially, for the first thirty seconds, the speech was not clear on the television. However, the speech eventually became clear. But, the noise on the T.V.

sounded with very low quality. Being featured on CBN News is Gerardo Rivela.

"Reporting live from the woodlands next to the county, we have less than twelve hours before the official raid in town. Before, I get into that, we have some breaking news. Mayor Stone lost consciousness because he was trekking through the woodlands and tripped in one of the creeks. He fortunately regained consciousness at one of the camps. Now, I am reporting live in front of the tent where our mayor is currently present", said Gerardo. The Newscast is showing the mayor emerging from the tent. "So, is everything okay?"

asked Gerardo. "Yes", answered the mayor. "All I remember is that I was nasty to a talking fox. And, then I apologized to him for my attitude and I'm still sorry. I realized that he needed help to hunt fish for his dinner. And, as I was walking onto the trail to find him. I tripped on a rock or root and, I fell into the creek. And, I drowned.

Fortunately, I'm alive. Thank you, Jesus." "You have a remarkable story", replied the news reporter. A commercial break has taken place.

Jack dashed up the stairs and jumped on the couch next to Will. "Did the reporter talk about me?' he frantically asked. "Yes", answered Mrs.

Woodston.

"What did he say?" asked Jack. "There's a national manhunt to arrest you because you hurt the mayor", answered Light. Jack started to breathe heavily and pace back and forth by the door. He is in a nervous hyperactive state. "The cops are probably out to hunt me.

What do I do?" he asked nervously. "I don't know", answered Light.

"Well, your answers are just lies", replied Jack. Once again, he asked, "What do I do?" "I don't know", answered Will and Mrs. Woodston.

"Oh, I have the answer. I'll run out of the door", replied Jack. The male fox started to run to the door and he opened the door. As he was leaving, Will screamed, "No!" The fox stopped immediately.

He then turned around and walked the three feet back inside the abode. He closed the door. "What's wrong?" he asked. "First of all don't go back into the woods during the middle of the night. Sit with us on the couch. And, second of all, Gerardo, called you a good Samaritan instead of a felon. And, third thing, we were joking when we said that to you because we wanted to see how your reaction would be. So, sit on the couch and, calm down", said Will. Jack walked to the couch and he sat down. "Real funny, you guys", he replied sarcastically.

"Well, that's what happens when you try and pull a joke on us", said Will. "I didn't pull a joke on you. I just told you a joke.

There's a big difference between telling someone a joke versus pulling a joke on somebody", replied Jack. "No, there isn't", said Will. "Yes", argued Jack. "And, so what is your so called 'difference'?" asked Will.

"The difference is that a corny joke is an anecdote that is not really intended to make people laugh. On the other hand, pulling a joke on some body is actually pulling a silly prank that causes some people or animals to go crazy. So, yes there is a difference", answered Jack.

"Oh yeah, you're so right. I guess there is a huge distinguishment between the two", replied Will sarcastically with a snicker. On the television, the commercial break had ended and, it is now time to return to the show on the CBN News Network. Gerardo Rivela returned. Gerardo's show was still filming by the tent where the mayor is present. Now, that we're over from the break, we will get to the other news. Let's turn over to our cameras that are presently placed throughout the town", said Gerardo.