The Dark Side of Disney (27 page)

Hoot Gibson, Shane Perez, Chris Mitchell, and my Cast Member friends, for taking the time to contribute to this book, asking for nothing in return except for the occasional handjob and/or bag of blow.

And finally, my mother, for spending her hard-earned cash to spoil me and my sister with many, many trips to WDW, igniting a lifelong passion and thus (probably to her dismay) being the main reason this book exists.

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AAA Diamond Pass

ADA

Alligators

Animatronic

Ants

ASCII map

Atlantic Dance Club
Back entrances

Bar Crawl

Bed Bugs

Bidnip

Biergarten

Biometric finger scan
Boardwalk, The

Boat Rides

British Revolution
Buffet

Buzz Lightyear

California Grill

Cameras

Caribbean Beach Resort
Carousel of Progress
CityWalk

College Program

Commons, The

Companion Restrooms
Condoms

Cosmic Ray’s

Cypress Cove

David’s Vacation Club
Delta Sky Club

Dinosaur

Disabilities

Discovery Island

Disney Dining Plan
Disney Jail

Disney Vacation Club
Downtown Disney

Drink Tickets

Driving

eBay

Ecstasy

Escorts

FastPass

Fingerbang

Firecrackers

Flash Mountain

Food and Wine Festival
Four Season Salute
Free Dining

Free parking

Fridge Swap

Front of the Line

Furries

FutureWorld East

Garden Grocer

Gay Days

George Hamilton

Giordano’s Pizza

Google Maps

Great Movie Ride, The
Guest Assistance Card
Haunted Mansion

Hoot Gibson

Horizons

Hot tub

House of Blues

It’s a Small World
Jellyrolls

Journey Into Your Imagination
Jumping the gate

Kick old people

Kilimanjaro Safari
Lifer

Living with the Land
Love Bugs

Magic Your Way ticket
Magical Express

Main Entrance Pass
Marijuana

Merchandise

MesaVerdeTimes

Mizner’s Lounge

Monorail Girl

MouseOwners

MouseSavers

MrRebates

Muppet

Naegleria Fowleri

Night Ranger

Norway Cast Members
Nudist Resort

O’Hana

Off Kilter

Off-Site

Orange County Sheriff
Orlando Love Loft

PayPal

Pecos Bill’s

Peter Pan’s Flight
PhotoPass

Pin Trading

Pleasure Island

Polynesian, The

Pool Hopping

Refillable Mugs

Resort Monorail

Restaurant.com

Roaches

Secret Trail

Shane Perez

Skyway

Snakes

Sneak in

Snow White’s Scary Adventure
Soarin’

South of the Border
Southwest Airlines
Space Mountain

Spaceship Earth

Stardust

Stitch’s Great Escape
Stormalong Bay

Swingers

Tambu Lounge

Test Track

Thunder Mountain

Ticket resellers

Timeshare presentations
Tom Sawyer’s Island
Toppings Bar

Toy Story Midway Mania
Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Typhoon Lagoon

Tyvek armbands

Ultimate Ticket

Undercover Tourist
Utilidors

Wave, The

Wegoshop

Wheelchair

Winnie the Pooh

Wishes fireworks

World Showcase

Zebra Domes

Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1: Disney World, Done Dirt Cheap

Chapter 2:  Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll

Chapter 3:  Tricks, Tips, Scams… and Bugs

Chapter 4: Off-Limits Exploration

Epilogue

Acknowledgements

Index

Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1: Disney World, Done Dirt Cheap

Chapter 2:  Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll

Chapter 3:  Tricks, Tips, Scams… and Bugs

Chapter 4: Off-Limits Exploration

Epilogue

Acknowledgements

Index

Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter 1: Disney World, Done Dirt Cheap

Chapter 2:  Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll

Chapter 3:  Tricks, Tips, Scams… and Bugs

Chapter 4: Off-Limits Exploration

Epilogue

Acknowledgements

Index