The Curse of the Holy Pail #2 (42 page)

During dessert, the DJ started playing dance music, and Dev coaxed me onto the floor.

"I'm glad to see you're finally having a good time," he said to me as we awkwardly danced to a slow tune. Dev Frye is way over six feet tall and I top out at five foot one. He had to almost bend in half to whisper in my ear.

"Yes," I answered, "I am. Thanks for coming with me"

"You're welcome. Thank you for asking." He smiled down at me and pulled me closer to him. My nose hit somewhere in the middle of his chest. Suddenly, I was overcome with guilt.

I have always known that Dev Frye likes me a lot, and the feeling is mutual. I also know that he would be actively pursuing me if not for Greg Stevens. And, if not for my love for Greg, I would be encouraging this mountain of a man in his pursuit. When I called Dev about escorting me tonight, I had made it clear that it was a friendship date-that he would be filling in for an ill Greg. Dev had said no problem, but questions peppered my mind. Was I leading this kind, decent man on with my selfish need to prove something to someone? To whom? To Donny Oliver? If that was true, I wasn't playing fair with Dev's feelings.

Greg. Therein lay the bulk of the guilt. Greg was at home right now suffering with a head cold and thinking I was with Zee. He had no idea that I had changed my mind and asked Dev instead. I know that if he knew I was dancing in the arms of Devin Frye, he would be upset. Although Greg likes Dev, he's not in the dark about Dev's feelings for me. In fact, it was Greg who first brought them to my attention shortly after we met the man. And Dev is always there, ready to lend a hand or look out for me whenever I manage to get myself into a jam. Or stumble upon a body. Which are really one and the same since I never seem to be in a jam that doesn't involve a dead body in the mix.

Simply put, Dev, Greg, and I are engaged in an emotional yet polite menage a trois.

Thanks to me, Greg and I are not engaged, though he has asked and even has a gorgeous ring waiting for when I'm ready. We were engaged for a whole day just over a year ago, but I gave the ring back until I could sort out some personal issues.

I giggled. Dev looked down. I shrugged, not wanting to share my secret. I had decided that on Thanksgiving, just over four weeks away, I would ask Greg to marry me. I would let him know that I'm ready to accept his ring, to be his wife, to formally begin our life together. No one knew of my decision yet, not even Zee.

I shook myself out of my girlish daydreams. Here I was, fortyeight years old, dancing with one man among cheesy, fake sea creatures and make-believe waves while being dreamy-eyed about another. He loves me, he loves me not. All I need is a bunch of daisies to pluck, petal by petal. But I really don't need the daisies; I know without a doubt that Greg Stevens loves me.

By the way, I'm blaming this thirty-year regression on crepe paper fumes. That's all there is to it.

Another slow song started and Dev showed no sign of loosening his grip. We continued swaying and gently moving to the music. I closed my eyes and lost myself in thoughts of a white gown and altar flowers. Greg sitting in his wheelchair dressed to kill in a tux; Zee in a gawd-awful taffeta bridesmaid's dress; people screaming ...

What? People screaming? At my wedding?

My eyes popped open, returning me to a room of blue and green chaos.

Dev stopped dancing and stood stock-still, as if sniffing the air for the direction of the trouble. More screams. Dev and I turned to face the doorway just as the crowd parted and a man staggered in, his shirt front soaked with blood. Dev made a dash in his direction just as he collapsed to the floor.

It was Donny Oliver.

AN INTERVIEW WITH SUE ANN JAFFARIAN

BY JULIA BUCKLEY, author of The Dark Backward and the forthcoming Madeline Mann Mysteries. For more of Julia's interviews with mystery authors, go to http://juliabucldey.blogspot.com/

Your protagonist, Odelia Gray, is "middle aged and plus-sized." Do you hear from a lot of readers who are glad to see a heroine who is, let's say, more realistic than most?

Absolutely! I get lots of e-mail from women (and even some from men) of all ages and sizes saying they find it refreshing to see a not-so-young, not-so-thin heroine-someone they can relate to very well and who faces many of the same issues in her life.

Jaffarian is a neat name. What ethnicity is it?

It is Armenian-I am half, obviously on my father's side.

Speaking of names, how did you come up with "Odelia"?

I found it in a baby name book. I don't know why, but I was determined to have a character whose name began with an O. She was Olivia in the very early stages, but it never seemed to fit, so I bought a baby book and studied the names until I found one that suited the character.

You've got some amazing blurbs. Not to sound envious, Sue Ann, but how did you make all of these big-time writer friends?

Meeting these wonderful folks came naturally during my involvement in both Mystery Writers of America and Sisters In Crime. I also have attended a lot of mystery conferences, where I have met many writers who live outside of Southern California. One of the fabulous perks of being a writer is meeting and getting to know the people you've been reading for years.

You list Jon Stewart's Daily Show as one of your favorite shows. Do you and Jon have similar political leanings, or are you both just fans of good satire? Or both?

It's definitely both. I love his dry wit and irreverence, and do indeed share many, if not most, of his political leanings. Absolutely no one can mimic George W's laugh like Jon Stewart, although Wanda Sykes does an admirable job. (BTW, I'm impressed. You had to comb my website to get this info.)

Your character, Odelia Gray, has a green, one-eyed cat. Does this continue your theme that people shouldn't judge by appearances, or were you just trying to create a really memorable pet?

The odd thing is, I was just trying to give Odelia a funny pet, an animal quirky like her, but after Too Big To Miss was done I realized what a connection Seamus makes to the underlying theme of the book. It was totally something that happened on an unconscious level, but not while I was actually unconscious.

Good distinction. Your website doesn't have too much biographical information. Are you a mysterious woman?

Nah, boring maybe-I go to work; I come home; I write. I'm single and live with two cats and have dinner most nights with Jon Stewart.

The Holy Pail is a lunchbox and an important clue. What came first, the clue or the title?

The lunchbox came before the title. I was kicking around the idea of centering a plot on a lunchbox and an old TV cowboy and during my research came across a collectible lunchbox actually nicknamed "the holy pail." It was a perfect fit for the story and a perfect lead into the title.

Odelia often has very emotional attachments to food. I can relate to this, because my mom was a very food-is-love sort of nurturer. Did you grow up with this sort of family dynamic?

Not really. My mother was not a good cook and had very bad eating habits, which, of course, I picked up. Eating is emotional for me also, but not in a foodis-love way; it's more of a food-is-legal-dope way. I think Odelia is more like me in that regard.

Greg, Odelia's boyfriend, is wheelchair-bound, and her best friends are black. Does Odelia sometimes seek out people who she feels might be stereotyped for one reason or another?

I don't know if Odelia sought out Greg and the Washingtons for that purpose, but I sure did. (Actually, Zee is patterned after a good friend of mine in real life.) But I like bringing real people into my books, and I want readers to see real people within the pages. For me it brings more realism to the stories. I strive to make every book a slice of life in Southern California and that includes the disabled, Asians, blacks, Latinos, even dwarfs, as well as wealthy matrons, GQ-handsome bosses, and criminals.

Odelia says, at one point, that she never felt young, even when she was young. Did you ever feel this way?

Absolutely, that thought came straight out of my own life. I remember being 16 going on 32. I think this often happens to people forced to take on a lot of responsibility at a young age.

Odelia, after book one, has an interesting bullet wound. How did you decide to write this into your plot?

Again, it was something that came about naturally. She was shot; she'd have a wound from that and the wound would now be part of her physical being. It also helped me weave some background from the first book into the second one without giving too much away.

Who are your mystery inspirations?

It there is one author who has given me a vision for my own writing it would be the late Anne George, author of the Southern Sisters mysteries. I remember reading one of her books and knowing immediately I wanted to write mysteries that made people laugh about everyday events and everyday people.

Odelia loves food, and I'm guessing Sue Ann has her favorite foods, too. What's the best restaurant in the world, in your opinion? If I were in town, would you take me there? What should I order?

I don't really have a favorite restaurant-I have restaurants that serve favorite items. But if you were visiting me in West Los Angeles on a weekend I would take you to the Overland Cafe for the best brunch in LA, and it's walking distance from my home. You dropping by anytime soon?

Hey, you never know. I wouldn't rule it out. Odelia, at the beginning of Holy Pail, talks about how many commandments she has broken. Are you willing to confess? What's the most recent commandment Sue Ann has broken?

Boy, I wish I could say it was something horribly shocking. Let's see, I just ate half a carton of Ben & Jerry's Brownie Batter and swore at myself for doing so. I guess it would be taking God's name in vain. Told you I was boring.

Odelia has a boss she really loves to hate. Not to make constant Odelia/Sue Ann comparisons, but have you ever had a boss like that?

I have worked in the legal field for over thirty years, so the answer would have to be yes. But I have never had a boss exactly like Michael Steele. He is a compilation of all the stereotype bad traits of an attorney, except that he is ethical. He had to be ethical or Odelia would never work for him.

What's the most rewarding piece of fan mail you've received for your plus-sized mysteries?

I received one recently from a reader who said that after reading Too Big To Miss she was loving herself more and thanked me for that. I've had several along those lines over time and each one warms my heart like you wouldn't believe. But the most triumphant was an e-mail I received from a man who said he'd read my book because his wife had enjoyed it so much. She didn't write, but he did-to tell me he'd never look at fat women quite the same again and would think twice about how he treated them in the future.

That is indeed an accomplishment to be proud of. Is it difficult to maintain a day job and a writing career?

Absolutely-there's not much down time for just relaxing. I have to schedule everything, even cleaning the house. When I'm not at my day job, all my focus seems to be on writing, promoting my books, or attending writers' events. It can be exhausting. I don't know how people do it with day jobs and families.

How many Odelia mysteries do you anticipate writing?

In addition to Too Big To Miss and The Curse of the Holy Pail, I have four more planned. Midnight Ink has bought the third book in the series, Mother Mayhem, and it is scheduled for release February 2008. I will know by book five if there will be more after the sixth one.

Where do you write your books? Do you have a cozy office? Or do you write on a laptop at lunch, or at your kitchen table while dinner is cooking?

Most of my writing is done on a PC at a desk in a corner of my bedroom, and usually both my cats are nearby. Raffi likes to sleep in a chair pulled up next to mine (and he'll whine until I do pull it close) and B likes to stretch out between the keyboard and the monitor.

Thanks for the interview!

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

LIKE THE CHARACTER ODELIA Grey, Sue Ann Jaffarian is a middleaged, plus-size paralegal. She lives in Los Angeles with her two cats, B and Raffi, and writes mysteries and general fiction, as well as short stories and occasional poetry. In addition to writing, she is sought after as a motivational and humorous speaker.