Authors: Harold Robbins
“Arnie, it's Maddy. Arnie?”
“You have the rent?” he asked through a mouthful of food.
“Yes.”
“Come in.”
The last thing I wanted to do was step inside.
He was eating a piece of buttered bread. His T-shirt and work pants looked like they hadn't been washed since Marlon Brando wore them
On the Waterfront
.
Vaguely southern Mediterranean in looks, he had the bald head, thick neck, and petroleum barrel torso of a professional wrestler on a TV show.
Someoneâno,
somethingâ
was sitting on his couch. At first I thought it was a person, but then realized it must be a big doll or mannequin.
Arnie and the whatever appeared to have been sitting together watching one of the endless reruns of a cop and lawyer TV show.
I resisted the urge to ask him why he had it because I suspected the answer would embarrass me, or at least send me into a fit of laugher.
I handed him the money.
He grabbed it greedily with his buttered fingers. “Why can't you pay on time?”
“Why can't you fix things around here?”
“I do.”
“The lock on the front door hasn't been fixed.”
He shrugged his shoulders. “It's on my list.”
“You better make it number one on your list because some crazy person attacked me today.”
“There are lots of weirdos out there,” he said, counting the money with his greasy fingers. “Some of them get invited in.”
“Yeah, but this one didn't get invited. I could've been raped and murdered! I should report you to the Building Department.”
He looked hurt. “I keep you from being evicted and you want to make me lose my job? The owners say you're late too often, to toss you out. I told them you've just had a bad run but you're a good tenant.”
Wow, I had no idea that he had been protecting me. I thought he owned the building. What a jerk I'd been.
“Thanks, Arnie. I appreciate it. And I was only kidding about the Building Department. Listen, I'll be gone for a few days and a friend will be coming by to take care of my cat.”
“First you pay for the broken window.”
“I didn't break the window. Someone threw a rock at it from the street.”
“The glass was on the street, not in your apartment.”
Good point. I should have watched more cop shows on TV.
I gave him the money and started to leave, but my curiosity got the best of me. I had decided the woman sitting on the couch was a robot.
“What is that?”
“Sheila.”
“What does she do?”
He gave me a wide grin on his face. “Stuff my wife never used to do.”
I gave him a disgusted look.
“How much did she cost?”
“Ten thousand dollars.”
“
What?
You paid ten thousand for a sex toy!”
He looked hurt. “She's not a sex toy. She's my friend.”
I immediately felt sorry for him. Having to buy a friend. Poor bastard. He should have invested the money in a charm school class.
“Do you want to see what she can do?” He grinned.
I fled.
18
Mike was already at the bar with a beer in his hand. I plopped down next to him.
“God, I've been to hell and back and the night's still young. I spent the day running from an ancient curse that won't be satisfied until it sticks pins in my eyes and drains my blood.”
“I can tell you some horror stories, too,” he said.
“I don't want to hear your horror stories. I have enough of my own.”
“We can go back to your place, and you can tell me all about it in bed,” he said, nuzzling my ear and working his hand up my thigh. “I know how to make you feel better.”
He could but I wasn't in the mood at the moment. I ordered a glass of wine. And moved his hand away. “Not now.”
Michelangelo's real name was Michael Anthony. He was a detective with the NYPD, head of their art theft squad. It goes without saying that as usual with my first encounters with police officers, my first meeting with Mike, about a year ago, was not pleasantâa rather nasty misunderstanding about pad thai noodles and looted Cambodian artifacts. But that's another story.
The news media called him Michelangelo because he was also a painter and because his real name was vaguely similar to the great Italian Renaissance artist. Having seen his artwork, the only similarity between him and the real Michelangelo were their names. The guy couldn't have made a living doing family portraits, but it wasn't something you'd want to say to a guy who packs muscles and a gun or two.
He claimed we had a “booty call” relationship. That was a modern term for people who call each other up late at night when they can't sleep and need sex but otherwise go their own ways the rest of the day.
I hated the description, it was cold and mean and bloodless, but I had to admit that it was accurate.
“Okay,” he said, “shoot. I'm all ears.”
“I need my drink first.”
After I got my Pinot Noir and took a few sips, I started to tell him about the computer fiasco.
It was avoidance behavior. I needed to build up to being a murder suspect slowly or I'd break down. Thinking about that poor woman was also a bummer.
“I finally threw the damn thing out the window.”
He thought the whole thing was hilarious.
“It's actually funny,” he said after he stopped laughing.
“Bizarre is more like it. It gets better. Then I was attacked by a crazy woman.”
“What!” He looked at me and almost choked on his drink. “On the street?”
“No! Inside my goddamn apartment building. Good old Arnie hasn't fixed the lock on the front door yet.”
“You should report that guy.”
“Naw, he's not a bad guy really.”
Then I told him about the attack on me.
“So you filed a report on this crazy woman.”
“Yeah, but it won't do any good.”
“They'll get her.”
“No, they won't.”
“Sure they will.” He took a gulp of his beer.
“She's dead,” I said.
He covered his mouth as he started to spit out beer.
I told him about what happened that day without mentioning Kaseem by name or the fact I had had a big payday.
“I just finished having lunch and was on my way home. And there she was again.”
“So she was following you.”
“Evidently. The woman had serious mental problems. Something was definitely wrong with her.”
“Whatever she wasâdrug addict, sick, demented, crazyâit's over.”
“No, it isn't. They say I pushed her in front of the train.”
He listened quietly as I described the grilling at the police station.
“This bastard cop is trying to hang me,” I told Mike.
“Just because he considers you a person of interest in a suspicious death doesn't make him a bastard.”
“Person of interest, suspicious death, your damn cop jargon has become bureaucratic double-talk. This guy is trying to prove the woman was murdered and that I did it. Maybe he needs a promotion, maybe he has a fetish for framing people, maybeâ”
“Hey, calm down. The security tape will tell the story.”
“He lied when he said the camera shows me pushing her. I'd be pretty stupid to sit here and lie to you I if did something that was caught on tape, wouldn't I? I didn't push her. I want you to get ahold of that tape before he destroys it.”
“Your paranoia is running rampant. He's not going to destroy the tape, and he's not out to frame you.”
I tried to keep from exploding and spoke as calmly as I could.
“The man told me that the security tape shows I gave her a push
. That is a lie.
Now, with all that logic and reasonableness you manage to maintain when it's not your tush on the line, why don't you explain to me how that could possibly be when I know I didn't push her and neither did anyone else?”
“I'd have to see the security tapeâ”
“Bullshit! I just told you, she wasn't pushed. She jumped. Actually ran off the platform and in front of the train.”
The woman had her back to the train when she suddenly bolted but I didn't speculate with him as to whether in her confused state of mind she even realized the train was coming. Right at the moment her suicide fit nicely because it eliminated any connection to me and the money.
“Okay, stay calm. Maybe he's pulling your string to see what you blurt out.”
“Why would he do that? And don't tell me to stay calm.”
“Come on, Maddy, pervs don't run up to cops and confess their crimes the minute we show up at the scene flashing badges. They need a little nudging, so sometimes we say there's a witness when there isn't or that they left their DNA before evidence is even tested, something to rattle them and get them to think they're nailed so they start incriminating themselves as they justify what they did.”
I chewed on spaghetti Bolognese and tried to digest what Mike was saying, that the subway cop would lie to me so I would blurt out a confession.
“What about this guy who hired youâwhat does he say about the crazy woman?”
“I didn't get any answer at the number when I called after the incident.”
“He probably had a cell phone that he picked up at the airport and dumped after he used up the time.”
For sure, there was a connection between Kaseem and Fatima Sari, but I knew that he hadn't harmed her. She did it to herself. I wasn't ready to kill my one source of income by giving up his name to the cops, especially these days when a Middle Eastern appearance or name was liable to get you tagged as a terrorist.
He gave me a kiss on the cheek. “Don't get crazy about it. I'll talk to the guy, see what he really has. I have a great inâyou've been a person of interest in so damn many art deals that have goneâ”
“Call him now.”
“He's probably not on dutyâ”
“He's always on duty, the guy has no life.”
I gave him Detective Gerdy's card. “His cell phone's on it. Call him now or I won't get any sleep tonight.”
Mike started to leave and I grabbed his arm. “Where you going?”
“Outside, where I can hear better.”
That was only half trueâthe bar was a little noisy, but he was getting far enough away to where the subway cop wouldn't hear me growling in the background.
He came back and slipped into the seat next to me and signaled the bartender for another beer.
“Gerdy doesn't have the tape yet, but he said he'll let me see it when he gets it. It has to be processed in forensics, so he'll probably get it tomorrow or the next day.”
I didn't like his neutral tone. Something was wrong.
“Is he still claiming I pushed her?”
“He hasn't seen the tape, but he says that's what the video tech told him.”
My life was spinning out of control, but I was suddenly calm. “What else did he tell you? That he's going to arrest me?”
“He said he was going to view the tape before he does anything, but because there's a foreign connection, he's coming to ask you to hand over your passport.”
“What? Is he crazy? I'm not giving him my passport. Let him get a court order.”
“It's standard procedure. If he arrested you, a judge wouldn't set bail unless you surrendered your passport because you do work that takes you out of the country.”
Good God. Being arrested. Stuck in jail. I'd be homeless for sure when I got out if that bastard did that.
“This is insane. I didn't do anything. Some crazy woman tries to stab me with a letter opener and then jumps in front of a train. I didn't even know her name, never saw her before.”
I hid my face in my hands.
“I don't know even know who I am at the moment. I should have stayed in bed this morning.”
He squeezed my arm. “Don't worry, I'll help you. The forensics tech may not even know who you are on the tape. I'll take a look at it. In the meantime, don't talk to Gerdy without a lawyer present.”
“Uh-huh.”
“I don't like the sound of that, Maddy.⦠Promise me you won't do anything stupid.”
“Would I do something stupid?”
“Do chickens have lips?”
19
I didn't do anything stupid until after I let him know I wasn't in the mood for any sex that night and went home just long enough to pack a carry-on and give Morty a hug and extra food and water.
I was on board a red-eye to London and the plane was starting to taxi on the runway before I called Mike and told him I left my apartment door unlocked and needed him to feed Morty until I got back.
“You have to take care of my pussy,” I reminded him, deliberately loud enough so the guy next to me who was already trying to get friendly would hear that I had a man in my life.
When he asked me where I'd skipped off to, I told him the truth only because it would be so easy for the police to find out.
“London.”
I cut off his questions. “That's where I've been paid to go, where the woman flew in from, and where I'll find the answers.”
“Detective Gerdy will consider it an admission of guilt.”
“Look at the security tape. If I gave that woman a shove, I'll put the rope around my neck myself.”
I hung up and turned off the phone to end his rebuttals and recriminations.
I smiled sweetly at the flight attendant who had told me twice to turn off my phone.
“Sorry. My baby's sick.”
A little lie was better than getting caught offending a flight attendant nowadays because their job had gone from being nice to people to tyrants who order the captain to slam on the brakes and call airport security whenever a passenger looked cross-eyed at one of them.
Britain is a civilized country,
I reminded myself again as the plane lifted off.