The Cradle in the Grave (53 page)

 

Coming out in paperback in 2012

 

I'm going to be killed because of a family called the Gilpatricks.

There are four of them: mother, father, son and daughter.
Elise, Donal, Riordan and Tilly
. Kit tells me their first names, as if I'm keen to dispense with the formalities and get to know them better, when all I want is to run screaming from the room.
Riordan's seven,
he says.
Tilly's five
.

Shut up
, I want to yell in his face, but I'm too scared to open my mouth. It's as if someone's clamped and locked it; no more words will come out, not ever.

This is it. This is where and how and when and why I'm going to die. At least I understand the why, finally.

Kit's as frightened as I am. More. That's why he's talking, because he knows, as all those who wait in terror know, that when silence and fear combine, they form a compound a thousand times more horrifying than the sum of its parts.

The Gilpatricks
, he says, tears streaking his face.

I watch the door in the mirror above the fireplace. It looks smaller and further away than it would if I turned and looked at it directly. The mirror is shaped like a fat gravestone: three straight sides and an arch at the top.

I didn't believe in them. The name sounded made up.
Kit laughs, chokes on a sob. All of him is shaking, even his voice.
Gilpatrick's the sort of name you'd make up if you were inventing a person. Mr Gilpatrick. If only I'd believed in him, none of this would have happened. We'd have been safe. If I'd only . . .

He stops, backs away from the locked door. He hears the same footsteps I hear – rushing, a stampede. They're here.

I lie on my back with my eyes closed, waiting for Kit's breathing to change. I fake the deep, slow sleep-breaths I need to hear from him before I can get out of bed –
in and hold, out and hold
– and try to convince myself that it's a harmless deception. Am I the only woman who has ever done this, or does it happen all the time in houses all over the world? If it does, then it must be for different reasons, more common ones than mine: a cheating wife or girlfriend wanting to text a lover undetected, or sneak one last guilty glass of wine on top of the five she's had already. Normal things. Ordinary urgencies.

No woman on earth has ever been in the situation I'm in now.

Nothing I tell myself works. That's why I need to check, to put my mind at rest. Checking isn't crazy; missing the opportunity to check would be crazy. And once I've looked and found nothing, I'll be able to forget about it and accept that it's all in my head.

It shouldn't be too long before I can move. Kit's usually dead to the world within seconds of the light going out. If I count to a hundred . . . but I can't. Can't make myself focus on something that doesn't interest me. If I could, I'd be able to do the reverse: banish 11 Bentley Grove from my mind. Will I ever be able to do that?

While I wait, I practise. What would this bedroom tell me about Kit and me, if I didn't know us? Huge bed, cast-iron fireplace, with identical alcoves on either side of the chimney breast where our two identical wardrobes stand. Kit likes symmetry. One of his reservations, when I proposed buying the biggest bed we could find to replace our ordinary double, was that it might not leave room for our matching bedside cabinets. When I said I'd be happy to lose mine, Kit looked at me as if I was an anarchist agitator plotting to demolish his well-ordered world. ‘You can't have a cabinet on one side and not the other,' he said. Both ended up going in the end; having first made me promise not to tell anyone, Kit admitted that, however inconvenient it was to have to lean down and put his book, watch, glasses and mobile phone under the bed, he would find it more irritating to have a bedroom that didn't ‘look right'.

‘Are you sure you're a genuine, bona fide heterosexual?' I teased him.

He grinned. ‘Either I am, or else I'm pretending to be in order to get my Christmas cards written and posted for me every year. I guess you'll never know which is the truth.'

Floor-length cream silk curtains. Kit wanted a Roman blind, which he said would look neater, but I overruled him. Silk curtains are something I've wanted since childhood, one of those ‘as soon as I have a home of my own' pledges I made to myself. And curtains in a bedroom have to pool on the floor – that's my look-right rule. I suppose everybody has at least one, and we all think our own are sensible and other people's completely ridiculous.

Above the fireplace, there's a framed tapestry of a red house with a green rectangle around it that's supposed to be the garden. Instead of flowers, the solid colour of the grass is broken up by stitched words: ‘Melrose Cottage, Little Holling, Silsford' in orange, and then, in smaller yellow letters beneath, ‘Connie and Kit, 13
^th
July 2004'.

‘But Melrose isn't red,' I used to protest, before I gave up. ‘It's made of white clunch stone. Do you think Mum was picturing it drenched in blood?' Kit and I called our house ‘Melrose' for short when we first bought it. Now that we've lived here for years and know it like we know our own faces, we call it ‘Mellers'.

What would an impartial observer make of the tapestry? Would they think Kit and I were so stupid that we were in danger of forgetting our own names and when we bought our house? That we'd decided to hang a reminder on the wall? Would they guess that it was a home-made house-warming present from Connie's mother, and that Connie thought it was twee and crass, and had fought hard to have it exiled to the loft?

Kit insisted we put it up, out of loyalty to our home and to Mum. He said our bedroom was the perfect place, so that then guests wouldn't see it. I don't think he notices it any more. I do – every night before I go to sleep and every morning when I wake up. It depresses me for a whole range of reasons.

Someone peering into our bedroom would see none of this – none of the wrangles, none of the compromises. They wouldn't see Kit's missing bedside table, the picture I'd have liked to put above the fireplace if only the hideous red house picture wasn't there.

Which proves that looking at a room in someone else's house doesn't tell you anything, and there's no point in my doing what I'm about to do, now that I'm sure Kit's sound asleep. I ought to go to sleep too.

As quietly as I can, I fold back my side of the duvet, climb out of bed and tiptoe to the spare room, which we've turned into a home office. It's actually our company headquarters, which is a little absurd given that it's about 11 feet long by 10 feet wide. Like Kit's and my bedroom, it has a cast iron fireplace. We've managed to cram two large desks in here, a chair for each of us, three filing cabinets. When our Certificate of Incorporation arrived from Companies House, Kit bought a frame for it and hung it on the wall opposite the door, so that it's the first thing that catches your eye when you walk into the room. ‘It's a legal requirement,' he told me when I complained that it looked uninspiring and bureaucratic. ‘Has to be displayed at the company headquarters – that's the rule. Do you want Nulli to start life as an outlaw?'

Nulli Secundus Ltd.
It means ‘second to none', and was Kit's choice. ‘Talk about tempting fate and dooming us to failure,' I said when we were discussing what to call ourselves, imagining how much worse failure would feel with such a conceited name. I suggested ‘C & K Bowskill Ltd'. ‘Those are
our
names,' Kit said scathingly, as if this fact might have passed me by. ‘Have a bit of imagination, for God's sake. Confidence would help, too. Are we launching this company in order to go bankrupt? I don't know about you, but I'm planning to make a success of it.'

I press my laptop's touchpad and it springs to life. The Google screen appears. I type ‘houses for sale' into the search box, press enter, and wait. The first result that comes up is
Roundthehouses.co.uk
, which declares itself the UK's leading property website. I click on it, thinking that obviously the Roundthehouses people subscribe to Kit's way of thinking rather than mine: they have no worries about bankruptcy-induced humiliation.

The home page loads: exterior shots of houses for sale beneath a dark red border filled in with lots of tiny pictures of magnifying glasses, each with a disembodied pair of eyes inside it. The eyes look eerie, alien, and make me think of people hiding in the darkness, spying on one another.

I type ‘Cambridge' into the location box, and click on the ‘For Sale' button. Another screen comes up, offering me more choices. I work my way through them impatiently – search radius: this area only; property type: houses; number of bedrooms: any; price range: any; added to site . . . When would 11 Bentley Grove have been added? I click on ‘last 7 days'. The ‘For Sale' board I saw in the front garden today – or yesterday, since it's now quarter past one in the morning – wasn't there a week ago.

I click on ‘Find properties', tapping my bare feet on the floor, and close my eyes for a second. When I open them, there are houses on the screen: one on Chaucer Road for 4 million pounds, one on Newton Road for 2.3 million. I know both streets – they're near Bentley Grove, off Trumpington Road. I've seen them, on my many trips to Cambridge that nobody knows about.

11 Bentley Grove is the third house on the list. It's on for 1.2 million pounds. I'm surprised it's so expensive. It's big enough, but nothing spectacular. Obviously that part of Cambridge is regarded as a choice area, though it's always looked fairly ordinary to me, and the traffic on the Trumpington Road is often waiting to move rather than moving. There's a Waitrose nearby, an Indian restaurant, a specialist wine shop, a couple of estate agents.
And lots of enormous expensive mansions.
If the asking price for 11 Bentley Grove is 1.2 million, that means there must be people who can afford to pay that much for a house. Who are they? Sir Cliff Richard springs to mind; I've no idea why. Who else? People who own football clubs, or have oil wells in their back gardens? Certainly not me and Kit, and we're doing about as well, professionally, as we could ever hope to do.

I shake these thoughts from my mind.
You could be asleep now, you lunatic. Instead, you're sitting hunched over a computer in the dark, feeling inferior to Cliff Richard. Get a grip.

To bring up the full details, I click on the picture of this house I know so well, and yet not at all. I don't believe anyone in the world has spent as much time staring at the outside of 11 Bentley Grove as I have; I know its facade brick by brick. It's strange, almost shocking, to see a photograph of it on my computer, in my house, where it doesn't belong.

There is no enemy, I tell myself firmly.
Be practical, get it over with, and go back to bed.
Kit has started to snore. Good. I've no idea what I'd say if he caught me doing this, how I'd defend my sanity.

The page has loaded. I'm not interested in the big photograph on the left, the one taken from across the road. It's the inside of the house I need to see. One by one, I click on the little pictures on the right hand side of the screen to enlarge them. First, a kitchen with wooden worktops, a double Belfast sink, blue-painted unit-fronts, a blue-sided wooden-topped island . . .

Kit hates kitchen islands. He thinks they're ugly and pretentious – an affectation imported from America. The avocado bathroom suites of the future, he calls them. He'd got rid of the one in our kitchen within a fortnight of our moving in, and commissioned a local joiner to make us a big round oak table to take its place.

This kitchen I'm looking at can't be Kit's, not with that island in it.

Of course it's not Kit's. Kit's kitchen is downstairs
–
it also happens to be your kitchen.

I click on a picture of a lounge. I've seen 11 Bentley Grove's lounge before, though only briefly. On one of my visits, I was brave enough – or stupid enough, depending on your point of view – to open the gate, walk up the long path that's bordered by lavender bushes on both sides and divides the square front lawn into two triangles, and peer in through the front window. I was afraid I'd be caught trespassing and couldn't really concentrate. A few seconds later an elderly man with the thickest glasses I've ever seen emerged from the house next door and turned his excessively enlarged eyes in my direction. I hurried back to my car before he could ask me what I was doing, and, afterwards, remembered little about the room I'd seen apart from that it had white walls and a grey L-shaped sofa with some kind of intricate red embroidery on it.

I'm looking at that same sofa now, on my computer screen. It's not so much grey as a sort of cloudy silver. It looks expensive, unique. I can't imagine there's another sofa like it.

Kit loves unique. He avoids mass-produced as far as is possible
.
All the mugs in our kitchen were made and painted individually by a potter in Spilling.

Every piece of furniture in the lounge at 11 Bentley Grove looks like a one-off: a chair with enormous curved wooden arms like the bottoms of rowing boats; an unusual coffee table with a glass surface, and, beneath the glass, a structure resembling a display cabinet with sixteen compartments, lying on its back. Each compartment contains a small flower with a red circle at its centre and blue petals pointing up towards the glass.