1
Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akond of Swat?
"The Akond of Swat" (1888)
2
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
A Book of Nonsense
(1846)
3
On the coast of Coromandel
Where the early pumpkins blow,
In the middle of the woods,
Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bó.
"The Courtship of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bó" (1871)
4
The Dong with a luminous nose.
title of poem (1871)
5
Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.
"The Jumblies" (1871)
6
There was an old man of Thermopylae,
Who never did anything properly.
More Nonsense
(1872) "One Hundred Nonsense Pictures and Rhymes"
7
"How pleasant to know Mr Lear!"
Who has written such volumes of stuff!
Some think him ill-tempered and queer,
But a few think him pleasant enough.
Nonsense Songs
(1871) preface
8
The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat" (1871)
9
Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose.
"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat" (1871)
10
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon.
"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat" (1871)
11
The Pobble who has no toes
Had once as many as we;
When they said, "Some day you may lose them all";—
He replied,—"Fish fiddle de-dee!"
"The Pobble Who Has No Toes" (1871)
12
He has gone to fish, for his Aunt Jobiska's
Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!
"The Pobble Who Has No Toes" (1871)