1
That celebrated,
Cultivated,
Underrated
Nobleman,
The Duke of Plaza Toro!
The Gondoliers
(1889) act 1
2
Of that there is no manner of doubt—
No probable, possible shadow of doubt—
No possible doubt whatever.
The Gondoliers
(1889) act 1
3
Take a pair of sparkling eyes.
The Gondoliers
(1889) act 2
4
When every one is somebodee,
Then no one's anybody.
The Gondoliers
(1889) act 2
5
The Law is the true embodiment
Of everything that's excellent.
It has no kind of fault or flaw,
And I, my Lords, embody the Law.
Iolanthe
(1882) act 1
6
I often think it's comical
How Nature always does contrive
That every boy and every gal,
That's born into the world alive,
Is either a little Liberal,
Or else a little Conservative!
Iolanthe
(1882) act 2
7
The prospect of a lot
Of dull MPs in close proximity,
Áll thinking for themselves is what
No man can face with equanimity.
Iolanthe
(1882) act 2
8
The House of Peers, throughout the war,
Did nothing in particular,
And did it very well.
Iolanthe
(1882) act 2
9
When you're lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is taboo'd by anxiety,
I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in, without impropriety.
Iolanthe
(1882) act 2
10
A wandering minstrel I—
A thing of shreds and patches.
Of ballads, songs and snatches,
And dreamy lullaby!
The Mikado
(1885) act 1.
11
I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, my family pride is something in-conceivable. I can't help it. I was born sneering.
The Mikado
(1885) act 1
12
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list—I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be under ground
And who never would be missed—who never would be missed!
The Mikado
(1885) act 1
13
The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
The Mikado
(1885) act 1
14
Three little maids from school are we.
The Mikado
(1885) act 1
15
Modified rapture!
The Mikado
(1885) act 1
16
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
The Mikado
(1885) act 1
17
Here's a how-de-doo!
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
18
Here's a state of things!
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
19
My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time—
To let the punishment fit the crime—
The punishment fit the crime.
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
20
I have a left shoulder-blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My right elbow has a fascination that few can resist.
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
21
Something lingering, with boiling oil in it, I fancy.
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
22
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
23
The flowers that bloom in the spring,
Tra la,
Have nothing to do with the case.
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
24
On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow!"
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
25
There's a fascination frantic
In a ruin that's romantic;
Do you think you are sufficiently decayed?
The Mikado
(1885) act 2
26
If you're anxious for to shine in the high aesthetic line as a man of culture rare.
Patience
(1881) act 1
27
The meaning doesn't matter if it's only idle chatter of a transcendental kind.
Patience
(1881) act 1
28
An attachment à la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a not too French French bean!
Patience
(1881) act 1
29
If you walk down Piccadilly with a poppy or a lily in your medieval hand.
Patience
(1881) act 1
30
Francesca di Rimini, miminy, piminy,
Je-ne-sais-quoi
young man!
Patience
(1881) act 2
31
A greenery-yallery, Grosvenor Gallery,
Foot-in-the-grave young man!
Patience
(1881) act 2
32
I'm called Little Buttercup—dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why.
HMS Pinafore
(1878) act 1
33
And so do his sisters, and his cousins and his aunts!
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts!
HMS Pinafore
(1878) act 1
34
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handle of the big front door.
I polished up that handle so carefullee
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!
HMS Pinafore
(1878) act 1
35
I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
HMS Pinafore
(1878) act 1
36
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!
HMS Pinafore
(1878) act 2
37
For he might have been a Roosian,
A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
Or perhaps Ital-ian!
But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
HMS Pinafore
(1878) act 2
38
It is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
The Pirates of Penzance
(1879) act 1
39
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
The Pirates of Penzance
(1879) act 1
40
When constabulary duty's to be done,
A policeman's lot is not a happy one.
The Pirates of Penzance
(1879) act 2
41
He combines the manners of a Marquis with the morals of a Methodist.
Ruddigore
(1887) act 1
42
Some word that teems with hidden meaning—like Basingstoke.
Ruddigore
(1887) act 2
43
This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter
Isn't generally heard, and if it is it doesn't matter.
Ruddigore
(1887) act 2
44
She may very well pass for forty-three
In the dusk with a light behind her!
Trial by Jury
(1875)