The Complete Malazan Book of the Fallen (461 page)

Tehol turned, hands on his hips. ‘Haven't we sold virtually everything, sparing one bed and a lone stool? So, just how much tidying up is required?'

Bugg squinted. ‘Not much,' he conceded. ‘What do you want we should eat tonight?'

‘Something that needs cooking.'

‘Would that be something better when cooked, or something that has to be cooked?'

‘Either way's fine.'

‘How about wood?'

‘I'm not eating—'

‘For the hearth.'

‘Oh, right. Well, find some. Look at that stool you're sitting on—it doesn't really need all three legs, does it? When scrounging doesn't pay, it's time to improvise. I'm off to meet my three destinies, Bugg. Pray the Errant's looking the other way, will you?'

‘Of course.'

Tehol made his way down the ladder, discovering, in a moment of panic, that only one rung in three remained.

The ground-level room was bare except for a thin mattress rolled up against one wall. A single battered pot rested on the hearth's flatstone, which sat beneath the front-facing window, a pair of wooden spoons and bowls on the floor nearby. All in all, Tehol reflected, elegant in its severity.

He swung aside the ratty curtain that served as a door, reminding himself to tell Bugg to retrieve the door latch from the hearth-bed. A bit of polishing and it might earn a dock or two from Cusp the Tinkerer. Tehol stepped outside.

He was in a narrow aisle, so narrow he was forced to sidle sideways out to the street, kicking rubbish aside with each step.
Meaty women…wish I'd seen them squeezing their way to my door
. An invitation to dinner now seemed essential. And, mindful host that he was, he could position himself with a clear view, and whatever pleasure they saw on his face they could take for welcome.

The street beyond was empty save for three Nerek, a mother and two half-blood children, who'd found in the recessed niche in the wall opposite a new home and seemed to do nothing but sleep. He strode past their huddled forms, kicking at a rat that had been edging closer, and threaded his way between the high-stacked wooden crates that virtually blocked this end of the street. Biri's warehouse was perpetually overstocked, and Biri viewed the last reach of Cul Street this side of Quillas Canal as his own personal compound.

Chalas, the watchman of the yard, was sprawled on a bench on the other side, where Cul opened out onto Burl Square, his leather-wrapped clout resting on his thighs. Red-shot eyes found Tehol. ‘Nice skirt,' the guard said.

‘You've lightened my step, Chalas.'

‘Happy to oblige, Tehol.'

Tehol paused, hands on hips, and surveyed the crowded square. ‘The city thrives.'

‘No change there…exceptin' the last time.'

‘Oh, that was a minor sideways tug, as far as currents go.'

‘Not to hear Biri talk of it. He still wants your head salted and in a barrel rolling out to sea.'

‘Biri always did run in place.'

Chalas grunted. ‘It's been weeks since you last came down. Special occasion?'

‘I have a date with three women.'

‘Want my clout?'

Tehol glanced down and studied the battered weapon. ‘I wouldn't want to leave you defenceless.'

‘It's my face scares 'em away. Exceptin' those Nerek. Got past me, those ones did.'

‘Giving you trouble?'

‘No. The rat count's way down, in fact. But you know Biri.'

‘Better than he knows himself. Remind him of that, Chalas, if he starts thinking of giving them trouble.'

‘I will.'

Tehol set out, winding through the seething press in the square. The Down Markets opened out onto it from three sides; a more decrepit collection of useless items for sale Tehol had yet to see. And the people bought in a frenzy, day after blessed day.
Our civilization thrives on stupidity
. And it only took a sliver of cleverness to tap that idiot vein and drink deep of the riches. Comforting, if slightly depressing. The way of most grim truths.

He reached the other side, entered Red Lane. Thirty strides on and he came opposite the arched entrance to Huldo's. Down the shadowed walkway and back into the courtyard's sunlight. A half-dozen tables, all occupied. Repose for the blissfully ignorant or those without the coin to sample the pits in Huldo's inner sanctum, where various sordid activities were conducted day and night, said activities occasionally approaching the artistic expression of the absurd. One more example, Tehol reflected, of what people would pay for, given the chance.

The three women at a table in the far corner stood out for not just the obvious detail—they were the only women present—but for a host of subtler distinctions.
Handsome is…just the right word
. If they were sisters it was in sentiment only, and for the shared predilection for some form of martial vigour, given their brawn, and the bundled armour and covered weapons heaped beside the table.

The one on the left was red-haired, the fiery tresses sun-bleached and hanging in reluctant ripples down onto her broad shoulders. She was drinking from a clay-wrapped bottle, disdaining or perhaps not understanding the function of
the cup that had accompanied it. Her face belonged to a heroic statue lining a colonnade, strong and smooth and perfect, her blue eyes casting a stony regard with the serene indifference of all such statues. Next to her, and leaning with both forearms on the small tabletop, was a woman with a hint of Faraed blood in her, given the honeyed hue of her skin and the faint up-tilt of her dark eyes. Her hair was either dark brown or black, and had been tied back, leaving clear her heart-shaped face. The third woman sat slouched back in her chair, left leg tipped out to one side, the right incessantly jittering up and down—fine legs, Tehol observed, clad in tight rawhide, tanned very nearly white. Her head was shaved, the pale skin gleaming. Wide-set, light grey eyes lazily scanning the other patrons, finally coming to rest on Tehol where he stood at the courtyard's threshold.

He smiled.

She sneered.

Urul, Huldo's chief server, edged out from a nearby shadow and beckoned Tehol over.

He came as close as he dared. ‘You're looking…well, Urul. Is Huldo here?'

The man's need for a bath was legendary. Patrons gave their orders with decisive brevity and rarely called Urul over for more wine until the meal was finished. He stood before Tehol now, brow gleaming with oily sweat, hands fidgeting over the wide sash of his belt. ‘Huldo? No, Errant be praised. He's on the Low Walk at the Drownings. Tehol, those women—they've been here all morning! They frighten me, the way they scowl whenever I get close.'

‘Leave them to me, Urul,' Tehol said, risking a pat on the man's damp shoulder.

‘You?'

‘Why not?' With that, Tehol adjusted his skirt, checked his sleeves, and threaded his way between the tables. Halting before the three women, he glanced round for a chair. He found one and dragged it close, then settled with a sigh.

‘What do you want?' asked the bald one.

‘That was
my
question. My servant informs me that you visited my residence this morning. I am Tehol Beddict…the one who sleeps on his roof.'

Three sets of eyes fixed on him.

Enough to make a stalwart warlord wilt…but me? Only slightly
.

‘You?'

Tehol scowled at the bald woman. ‘Why does everyone keep asking that? Yes, me. Now, by your accent, I'd hazard you're from the islands. I don't know anyone in the islands. Accordingly, I don't know you. Not to say I wouldn't like to, of course. Know you, that is. At least, I think so.'

The red-haired woman set her bottle down with a clunk. ‘We've made a mistake.'

‘I'm sorry to hear that—'

‘No,' the bald woman said to her companion. ‘This is an affectation. We should have anticipated a certain degree of…mockery.'

‘He has no trousers.'

The dark-eyed woman added, ‘And his arms are lopsided.'

‘Not quite accurate,' Tehol said to her. ‘It's only the sleeves that are somewhat askew.'

‘I don't like him,' she pronounced, crossing her arms.

‘You don't have to,' the bald woman said. ‘Errant knows, we're not going to bed him, are we?'

‘I'm crushed.'

‘You would be,' the red-haired woman said, with an unpleasant smile.

‘Bed him? On the roof? You must be insane, Shand.'

‘How can not liking him be unimportant?'

The bald woman, the one named Shand, sighed and rubbed her eyes. ‘Listen to me, Hejun. This is business. Sentiments have no place in business—I've already told you that.'

Hejun's arms remained crossed, and she shook her head. ‘You can't trust who you don't like.'

‘Of course you can!' Shand said, blinking.

‘It's his reputation I'm not happy with,' said the third, as yet unnamed, woman.

‘Rissarh,' Shand said, sighing again, ‘it's his reputation what's brought us here.'

Tehol clapped his hands. Once, loud enough to startle the three women. ‘Excellent. Rissarh with the red hair. Hejun, with Faraed blood. And Shand, no hair at all. Well,' he set his hands on the table and rose, ‘I'm content with that. Goodbye—'

‘Sit down!'

The growl was so menacing that Tehol found himself seated once more, the prickle of sweat beneath his woollen shirt.

‘That's better,' Shand said in a more mellow tone. She leaned forward. ‘Tehol Beddict. We know all about you.'

‘Oh?'

‘We even know why what happened happened.'

‘Indeed.'

‘And we want you to do it again.'

‘You do?'

‘Yes. Only this time, you'll have the courage to go through with it. All the way.'

‘I will?'

‘Because we—myself, Hejun and Rissarh—we're going to be your courage. This time. Now, let's get out of here, before that server comes back. We've purchased a building. We can talk there. It doesn't smell.'

‘Now that's a relief,' Tehol said.

The three women rose.

He did not.

‘I told you,' Hejun said to Shand. ‘It's not going to work. There's nothing left in there. Look at him.'

‘It'll work,' Shand said.

‘Hejun is, alas, right,' Tehol said. ‘It won't.'

‘We know where the money went,' Shand said.

‘That's no secret. Riches to rags. I lost it.'

But Shand shook her head. ‘No you didn't. Like I said, we
know
. And if we talk…'

‘You keep saying you know something,' Tehol said, adding a shrug.

‘As you said,' she replied, smiling, ‘we're from the islands.'

‘But not
those
islands.'

‘Of course not—who'd go there? And that's what you counted on.'

Tehol rose. ‘As they say, five wings will buy you a grovel. All right, you've purchased a building.'

‘You'll do it,' Shand insisted. ‘Because if it comes out, Hull will kill you.'

‘Hull?' Finally Tehol could smile. ‘My brother knows nothing about it.'

He savoured the pleasure, then, in seeing these three women knocked off balance.
There, now you know how it feels
.

 

‘Hull may prove a problem.'

Brys Beddict could not hold his gaze on the man standing before him. Those small, placid eyes peering out from the folds of pink flesh seemed in some way other than human, holding so still that the Finadd of the Royal Guard imagined he was looking into the eyes of a snake.
A flare-neck, coiled on the centre of the river road when the rains are but days away. Up from the river, three times as long as a man is tall, head resting on the arm-thick curl of its body. 'Ware the plodding cattle dragging their carts on that road. 'Ware the drover stupid enough to approach
.

‘Finadd?'

Brys forced his eyes back to the huge man. ‘First Eunuch, I am at a loss as to how to respond. I have neither seen nor spoken with my brother in years. Nor will I be accompanying the delegation.'

First Eunuch Nifadas turned away, and walked noiselessly to the high-backed wooden chair behind the massive desk that dominated the chamber of his office. He sat, the motion slow and even. ‘Be at ease, Finadd Beddict. I have immense respect for your brother Hull. I admire the extremity of his conviction, and understand to the fullest extent the motivation behind his…choices in the past.'

‘Then, if you will forgive me, you are further down the path than I, First Eunuch. Of my brother—of my
brothers
—I understand virtually nothing. Alas, it has always been so.'

Nifadas blinked sleepily, then he nodded. ‘Families are odd things, aren't they? Naturally, my own experience precludes many of the subtleties regarding that subject. Yet, if you will, my exclusion has, in the past, permitted me a certain objectivity, from which I have often observed the mechanisms of such fraught relationships with a clear eye.' He looked up and fixed Brys once more with his regard. ‘Will you permit me a comment or two?'

‘Forgive me, First Eunuch—'

Nifadas waved him silent with one plump hand. ‘No need. I was presumptu
ous. Nor have I explained myself. As you know, preparations are well along. The Great Meeting looms. I am informed that Hull Beddict has joined Buruk the Pale and Seren Pedac on the trail to Hiroth lands. Further, it is my understanding that Buruk is charged with a host of instructions—none issued by me, I might add. In other words, it is likely that those instructions not only do not reflect the king's interests, but in fact may contradict our Sire's wishes.' He blinked again, slow and measured. ‘Precarious, agreed. Unwelcome, as well. My concern is this. Hull may…misunderstand…'

‘By assuming that Buruk acts on behalf of King Diskanar, you mean.'