The Colour of Memory (4 page)

Joints creaking like floorboards beneath the weight of my hangover, I made my way to the bathroom and stood beneath the tepid drizzle of Freddie’s so-called shower for ten minutes. Back in
the kitchen all I could find to eat were eggs. I swallowed one raw and began pouring hot tea down my throat. It wasn’t until the fourth cup that I noticed a letter addressed to me lying on
the table. It was from Enterprise Estates: I’d applied to them for a flat in one of the blocks nearby and given Freddie’s as my current address. I ripped the envelope apart and there it
was: the offer of a flat I’d looked at a couple of weeks ago, just around the corner from where I used to live. I raced through the details: unfurnished, bedroom, living-room, hundred pounds
a month, vacant as of now.

Saved! Saved! I thought to myself and for the next half an hour I paced around Freddie’s flat, clutching the letter in my fist like a prisoner’s news of reprieve.

Freddie got back a couple of days later, just as I was locking up to go round to Steranko’s.

‘I’ll come with you,’ he said. ‘Just give me a couple of minutes.’ He dumped his bags in the hallway, pulled off his shirt and sweater at the same time –
something he always did – and tossed them to one side. After putting on a new shirt and blowing his nose on some toilet paper he was ready to leave.

‘How are you feeling?’ I asked as we walked away from the house.

‘Tired. I think I’ve got bus lag.’

‘What was the cottage like?’

‘Damp,’ he said blowing his nose again.

‘You sound like you’ve got a cold.’

‘I have. It rained all the time. I arrived there soaking wet and woke up with a cold the next morning. I spent most of my time snivelling by the pub fire, drinking hot toddies and
listening to people talking about their walking boots. It turns out that there’s a lot more to walking boots than meets the eye.’

‘Did you do any writing?’

‘None at all.’

‘Too ill?’

Freddie nodded and smiled. He’d gone to Northumberland to try to make some headway with the book he’d been writing. Off and on he’d been working on it for a couple of years but
it didn’t seem to be progressing very fast. He wasn’t exactly a slave to his art but to Freddie this didn’t matter. The important thing at this stage, as far as he was concerned,
was to
act
like a writer. In recent months he’d taken to wearing jackets, cotton work-shirts, baggy trousers and food-stained ties – clothes, as he said, with an element of
intellectual pretension – and these, together with the black-framed glasses and hair swept back towards one ear (it wasn’t quite long enough to be swept back
over
the ear) gave
him that air of the young would-be often associated with Paris cafés of the 1920s.

The door of Steranko’s house opened just as we arrived and one of his flatmates stepped outside, engulfed by a wave of hot air that swept out into the street.

‘He’s upstairs,’ she said. ‘I’ve got to rush.’ The hallway was as hot as the underground in a heatwave. A three-bar electric fire stood guard at the foot of
the stairs and as we walked up it became even hotter. Steranko’s door was wide open. Like most of the other people in his squat he’d knocked two rooms into one: divided by an assortment
of structural props, one half of the room was a kind of sleeping-living area and the other half was a studio which refused to keep to its side of the bargain. There were cans of paint and brushes
all over the place. Canvases were stacked up against the wall; smaller drawings and paintings on paper were stuck to the walls with adhesive tape. In a corner was a paint-splattered easel. The most
striking thing about the room was the heat. All the windows were open but it was hot as a steel works. Slumped in a chair and swigging water from a bottle, Steranko was dressed for the beach. He
was wearing a vest and boxer shorts, his long arms and legs covered in a thin film of sweat. I was sweating too.

‘Oh hi!’ he said, getting up.

‘Why’s it so hot in here?’ Freddie asked.

‘Probably because all these fires are on,’ Steranko said laughing. I looked around: there was an electric-bar fire full on, a radiator that was too hot to touch and a small fan
heater that emitted a parched breeze.

‘How come all the fires are on?’

‘The meter is due to be read in a couple of days and we’ve got to use up as many units as possible to get the bill down.’

This made perfect sense to me. I’d been here on the day Steranko had first tried to fix the electricity meter. It was surprisingly easy. All you had to do was insert a copper pin into the
meter and it stopped working.

‘Simple as that,’ he’d said, delicately inserting the pin. The meter stopped quietly without even a murmur. Five minutes later it blew up and there was a total power cut.

‘Well that’s one way of keeping bills down,’ I said. The meter itself was blackened and showed obvious signs of having been tampered with. To remedy this Steranko smashed it to
pieces with a hammer – he had an approach to home improvement that was utterly his own – and called the electricity board. One of the people doing work on the house, he said, had
accidentally knocked the meter with a metal ladder, thus touching off a potentially dangerous short circuit.

Somebody from the Electricity Board came round within the hour but after taking one look at the meter it became obvious that he wasn’t going to have any of this shit about accidentally
breaking it with a ladder.

‘Shall I tell you what happened?’ he said.

‘Yes,’ said Steranko while I looked on.

‘You shoved a copper pin into the meter, the meter bust and so you smashed the meter with a hammer. Am I right?’

‘No you’re not right, Sherlock Holmes. You’re fucking wrong,’ said Steranko. ‘It’s like I told you . . .’

In the end Steranko’s household only narrowly escaped prosecution and were made to pay a huge deposit for a completely impregnable meter. Undeterred, Steranko got in touch with Erroll, a
guy with singed eyebrows who, for twenty-five quid, showed him how to disconnect and reverse all the leads so that after running the meter forward for six weeks you could then run it back for
another six, thereby cancelling out the units used. The only problem with this technique, Erroll pointed out casually, was that since it involved holding about six thousand volts of raw power in
your hands it was an extremely dangerous operation. It was therefore important to get things right and not get anything muddled up. It was advisable to wear Doc Martins but even then, he concluded,
they probably wouldn’t do you any good.

What had happened now, Steranko explained to Freddie and I, was that after about six weeks of running it forward he had switched the meter round and run it backwards. Without realising it,
though, they’d used up enough units to take the meter back to less than zero, to about 9000 units, close to the maximum.

‘With the clock like that we’d have a bill of about five thousand pounds – probably more than the whole of the street put together so I had to reverse the leads to send the
meter back past the other side of zero, zero, zero. The meter man’s due any day now so we’ve got the house on full steam ahead, fires, lights, everything, twenty-four hours a day. Even
when we get it into positive figures we’ve still got to nudge it just past the previous reading. It’s dangerous too. The wiring in this house is pretty dodgy. Feel that wall
there.’

We touched the wall which felt hot as a potful of tea.

‘Jesus,’ said Freddie. ‘I think you’re getting close to meltdown.’

We sat sweltering for a few minutes and then Steranko – unusually, I’d not seen him for a week – asked what had been happening to me.

‘My life plummeted to an all-time low,’ I said. ‘I was on the edge of the abyss.’

‘You should have looked over the edge,’ said Freddie. ‘You’d have seen me lying at the bottom of it. You could have dropped in for tea.’

‘I got fired from my job,’ I said.

‘You’re kidding,’ said Steranko, laughing. What was it about my getting sacked that everyone found so funny? There had been some amazement when I’d been offered a job in
the first place and even more when I accepted it. It was as though getting a job was a temporary illness from which I had now recovered.

‘What were you sacked for?’

‘Oh it was a whole load of things: attitude, skiving. I don’t know what it is about me and work. As soon as anyone pays me to do anything I devote all my energies to skiving. A lot
of the time skiving’s even more boring and tiring than doing the work but the urge to attempt it is irresistible.’

‘That’s why people work,’ said Freddie. ‘Employment is a prerequisite for the truly fulfilling task of skiving, of feeling that you’re screwing your employer. Even
heart surgeons probably try to find some way of leaving out a few valves and the odd stitch so they can knock off half an hour early.
Homo skiver
: man the skiver. Man must work to provide
himself with opportunities for skiving.’

‘But the good news – the news so great that I hardly care about losing my job – is that I’ve got somewhere to live.’

As I finished telling him about my new flat the phone rang. Steranko went to answer it and after a moment shouted upstairs to ask if we wanted to go to a party with Carlton.

‘Where is it?’ Freddie shouted back.

‘Near Euston. We’ve got to meet him in a pub in Stockwell if we want to go.’

‘When?’

‘Now.’

I said I’d go; Freddie said he might be along later which was the nearest he ever got to saying no.

The pub was one of those grim boozers where people go to quench their misery rather than their thirst. The bar was full of red light and air so thick you felt insubstantial, as
if at any moment you might fade away. Steranko and I waited to get served. Two bar-stools along a man with arms the colour of raw sausage was telling an anecdote.

‘So I got the cunt by the lapels and whump! Straight in with the head.’ His companion nodded, a gesture that echoed softly the action being described. ‘Then one in the side of
the fucking head . . .’ He smacked a fist into his palm for emphasis. Yelps and flashes from the fruit-machine were the only other signs of life.

The barman came over. He had an old linoleum face – years ago someone had cut it up with a Stanley knife and then walked all over it, now it didn’t fit properly. I ordered two pints
of Gutmaster and tried to imagine a pub where no one talked about fighting. Carlton arrived and put his hands on Steranko’s and my shoulders. We shook hands as the barman trudged off to the
beer pump.

‘D’you want a drink Carlton?’

‘No I’m OK . . . So you got somewhere to live yeah?’

‘I move in next week.’

‘Nice.’ The barman dumped our drinks in front of us, glancing at Carlton as he did so. I handed him some money and we moved further along the bar.

‘Some pub isn’t it?’ said Steranko.

‘It was the only place I could think of round here. You know my brother-in-law’s been in hospital, yeah? So I been at my sister’s place helping her out. She lives on the top
floor of this tower block a couple of minutes walk away. Incredible place: you see everything – rainbows, lightning, shafts of sunlight bursting through the clouds, amazing sunsets. And the
noise, man. Traffic, music, sirens all night and then at seven in the morning the pneumatic drills start. I couldn’t work out where they were coming from. It sounded like it was coming from
up above so I went up in my dressing-gown and that’s where they all were, about ten geezers from the council digging up the roof. It was like they were going to build a road across the
roof.’

Steranko took a gulp of beer and grimaced.

‘It tastes like it’s been wrung out of a bar towel.’ I took a small sip from my glass and asked the barman to change them for two new pints. He said there was nothing wrong
with the ones we had.

‘Nothing wrong with them? There’s nothing right with them,’ Steranko said. In a dark corner someone with a double barrel gut sucked at his pint like a dinosaur cooling its head
in a mug of mud.

‘It’s not cloudy, it’s within the sell-by date. And everyone else is drinking it,’ the barman said. The expression on his face was as dead as a creature floating in a jar
of alcohol.

He didn’t bother looking at us and we didn’t bother slamming the door when we left.

We walked to Stockwell tube, moaning about what a piss-bin country this was, and how crazy we were to still live in it. We picked up some drink from a store by the underground station where the
video security camera was backed up by a uniformed guard and an alsatian dog with bad teeth. Most of the customers had dogs too.

There was a long wait for the tube. We watched two men and two women about our age, dressed up to go dancing, not drunk but already having a good time. We took the tube north, yelling at each
other above the clatter of the train. Sitting opposite us was a bap-faced guy who stank of mayonnaise.

Suddenly a middle-aged man a couple of seats down erupted in a fountain of sick. Then he just sat there while the tube hurtled on through the tunnel. Two stops later we got out. He continued
sitting their stoically, drenched and stinking.

The party took some finding. After a quarter of an hour we were still walking through an area of abandoned factories, rubble-strewn yards and rusting metal lying in puddles. A little further on
there was a new-style post-industrial estate with small freshly-painted corrugated metal manufacturing units making hi-tech software for video games. A few moments later we were back in the
derelict landscape of empty factories with broken windows and black chimneys silhouetted against the blue-streaked night sky. It was difficult not to feel a loyal affection for these ugly
smoke-blackened buildings when faced with their modern counterparts, the clean, lightweight computerised factories.

‘Nostalgia,’ said Steranko. ‘That’s one thing we really know how to manufacture.’

The party was being held in the grounds of an abandoned school, sealed off from the street by high sheets of corrugated iron. The only entrance was through the cab of a lorry which had been
driven up alongside a narrow gap in the fencing. Since there was only room for one person at a time to scramble through the cramped cab it served as a very effective turnstyle. A large crowd of
people pushed and shoved and spilled back on to the pavement.