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Authors: Samuel Beckett

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ROUGH FOR RADIO I

HE

[
gloomily
] Madam.

SHE

Are you all right? [
Pause
.] You asked me to come.

HE

I ask no one to come here.

SHE

You suffered me to come.

HE

I meet my debts.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

I have come to listen.

HE

When you please.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

May I squat on this hassock? [
Pause
.] Thank you. [
Pause
.] May we have a little heat?

HE

No, madam.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

Is it true the music goes on all the time?

HE

Yes.

SHE

Without cease?

HE

Without cease.

SHE

It’s unthinkable! [
Pause
.] And the words too? All the time too?

HE

All the time.

SHE

Without cease?

HE

Yes.

SHE

It’s unimaginable. [
Pause
.] So you are here all the time?

HE

Without cease.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

How troubled you look! [
Pause
.] May one see them?

HE

No, madam.

SHE

I may not go and see them?

HE

No, madam.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

May we have a little light?

HE

No, madam.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

How cold you are! [
Pause
.] Are these the two knobs?

HE

Yes.

SHE

Just push? [
Pause
.] Is it live? [
Pause
.] I ask you is it live.

HE

No, you must twist. [
Pause
.] To the right.
[
Click
.]

MUSIC

[
faint
] ...........................................
[
Silence
.]

SHE

[
astonished
] But there are more than one!

HE

Yes.

SHE

How many?
[
Pause
.]

HE

To the right, madam, to the right.
[
Click
.]

VOICE

[
faint
] ...........................................

SHE

[
with voice
] Louder!

VOICE

[
no louder
] ........................................
[
Silence
.]

SHE

[
astonished
] But he is alone!

HE

Yes.

SHE

All alone?

HE

When one is alone one is all alone.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

What is it like together?
[
Pause
.]

HE

To the right, madam.
[
Click
.]

MUSIC

[
faint, brief
] .....................................

[
Silence
.]

SHE

They are not together?

HE

No.

SHE

They cannot see each other?

HE

No.

SHE

Hear each other?

HE

No.

SHE

It’s inconceivable!
[
Pause
.]

HE

To the right, madam.
[
Click
.]

VOICE

[
faint
] ...........................................

SHE

[
with voice
] Louder!

VOICE

[
no louder
] .......................................
[
Silence
.]

SHE

And—[
faint stress
]—
you
like that?

HE

It is a need.

SHE

A need?
That
a need?

HE

It has become a need. [
Pause
.] To the right, madam.
[
Click
.]

MUSIC

[
faint
] .........................................

SHE

[
with music
] Louder!

MUSIC

[
no louder
] ......................................
[
Silence
.]

SHE

That too? [
Pause
.] That a need too?

HE

It has become a need, madam.

SHE

Are they in the same . . . situation?
[
Pause
.]

HE

I don’t understand.

SHE

Are they . . . subject to the same . . . conditions?

HE

Yes, madam.

SHE

For instance? [
Pause
.] For instance?

HE

One cannot describe them, madam.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

Well, I’m obliged to you.

HE

Allow me, this way.
[
Pause
.]

SHE

[
a little off
] Is that a Turkoman?

HE

[
ditto
] Allow me.

SHE

[
a little further off
] How troubled you look! [
Pause
.] Well, I’ll leave you. [
Pause
.] To your needs.

HE

[
ditto
] Goodbye, madam. [
Pause
.] To the right, madam, that’s the garbage—[
faint stress
]—the
house
garbage. [
Pause
.] Goodbye, madam.
[
Long pause. Sound of curtains violently drawn, first one, then the other, clatter of the heavy rings along the rods. Pause. Faint ping

as sometimes happens

of telephone receiver raised from cradle. Faint sound of dialling. Pause
.] Hello . . . Miss . . . is the doctor . . . ah . . . yes . . . he to call me . . . Macgillycuddy . . . Mac-gilly-cuddy . . . right . . . he’ll know . . . and Miss . . . Miss! . . . urgent . . . yes! . . . [
shrill
] . . . most urgent!
[
Pause. Receiver put down with same faint ping. Pause. Click
.]

MUSIC

[
faint
] ...........................................

HE

[
with music
] Good God!

MUSIC

[
faint
] ...........................................
[
Silence. Pause. Click
.]

VOICE

[
faint
] ...........................................

HE

[
with voice, shrill
] Come on! Come on!

VOICE

[
faint
] ...........................................
[
Silence
.]

HE

[
low
] What’ll I do? [
Pause. Faint ping of receiver raised again. Faint dialling. Pause
.] Hello . . . Miss . . . Macgilly cuddy . . . Mac-gillycuddy . . . right . . . I’m sorry but . . . ah . . . yes . . . of course . . .
can’t reach him . . . no idea . . . understand . . . right . . . immediately . . . the moment he gets back . . . what? . . . [
shrill
] . . . yes! . . . I told you so! . . . most urgent! . . . most urgent! . . . [
Pause. Low
.] Slut! [
Sound of receiver put down violently. Pause. Click
.]

MUSIC

[
faint, brief
] .......................................
[
Silence. Click
.]

VOICE

[
faint, brief
]

HE

[
with voice, shrill
] It’s crazy! Like one!

[
Telephone rings. Receiver raised immediately, not more than a second’s ring
.]

HE

[
with music and voice
] Yes . . . wait . . . [
Music and voice silent. Very agitated
.] Yes . . . yes . . . no matter . . . what the trouble is? . . . they’re ending . . . ENDING . . . this morning . . . what? . . . no! . . . no question! . . . ENDING I tell you . . . nothing what? . . . to be done? . . . I know there’s nothing to be done . . . what? . . . no! . . . it’s me . . . ME . . . what? I tell you they’re ending . . . ENDING . . . I can’t stay like that after . . . who? . . . but she’s left me . . . ah for God’s sake . . . haven’t they all left me? . . . did you not know that? . . . all left me . . . sure? . . . of course I’m sure . . . what? . . . in an hour? . . . not before? . . . wait . . . [
low
] . . . there’s more . . . they’re together . . . TOGETHER . . . yes . . . I don’t know . . . like . . . [
hesitation
] . . . one . . . the breathing . . . I don’t know . . . [
vehement
] . . . no! . . . never! . . . meet? . . . how could they meet? . . . what? . . . what are all alike? . . . last what? . . . gasps? . . . wait . . . don’t go yet . . . wait! . . . [
Pause. Sound of receiver put down violently. Low
.] Swine!
[
Pause. Click
.]

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