HE
| [ gloomily ] Madam.
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SHE
| Are you all right? [ Pause .] You asked me to come.
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HE
| I ask no one to come here.
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SHE
| You suffered me to come.
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HE
| I meet my debts. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| I have come to listen.
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HE
| When you please. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| May I squat on this hassock? [ Pause .] Thank you. [ Pause .] May we have a little heat?
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HE
| No, madam. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| Is it true the music goes on all the time?
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HE
| Yes.
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SHE
| Without cease?
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HE
| Without cease.
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SHE
| It’s unthinkable! [ Pause .] And the words too? All the time too?
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HE
| All the time.
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SHE
| Without cease?
|
HE
| Yes.
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SHE
| It’s unimaginable. [ Pause .] So you are here all the time?
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HE
| Without cease. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| How troubled you look! [ Pause .] May one see them?
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HE
| No, madam.
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SHE
| I may not go and see them?
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HE
| No, madam. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| May we have a little light?
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HE
| No, madam. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| How cold you are! [ Pause .] Are these the two knobs?
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HE
| Yes.
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SHE
| Just push? [ Pause .] Is it live? [ Pause .] I ask you is it live.
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HE
| No, you must twist. [ Pause .] To the right. [ Click .]
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MUSIC
| [ faint ] ........................................... [ Silence .]
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SHE
| [ astonished ] But there are more than one!
|
HE
| Yes.
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SHE
| How many? [ Pause .]
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HE
| To the right, madam, to the right. [ Click .]
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VOICE
| [ faint ] ...........................................
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SHE
| [ with voice ] Louder!
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VOICE
| [ no louder ] ........................................ [ Silence .]
|
SHE
| [ astonished ] But he is alone!
|
HE
| Yes.
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SHE
| All alone?
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HE
| When one is alone one is all alone. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| What is it like together? [ Pause .]
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HE
| To the right, madam. [ Click .]
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MUSIC
| [ faint, brief ] .....................................
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|
[ Silence .]
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SHE
| They are not together?
|
HE
| No.
|
SHE
| They cannot see each other?
|
HE
| No.
|
SHE
| Hear each other?
|
HE
| No.
|
SHE
| It’s inconceivable! [ Pause .]
|
HE
| To the right, madam. [ Click .]
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VOICE
| [ faint ] ...........................................
|
SHE
| [ with voice ] Louder!
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VOICE
| [ no louder ] ....................................... [ Silence .]
|
SHE
| And—[ faint stress ]— you like that?
|
HE
| It is a need.
|
SHE
| A need? That a need?
|
HE
| It has become a need. [ Pause .] To the right, madam. [ Click .]
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MUSIC
| [ faint ] .........................................
|
SHE
| [ with music ] Louder!
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MUSIC
| [ no louder ] ...................................... [ Silence .]
|
SHE
| That too? [ Pause .] That a need too?
|
HE
| It has become a need, madam.
|
SHE
| Are they in the same . . . situation? [ Pause .]
|
HE
| I don’t understand.
|
SHE
| Are they . . . subject to the same . . . conditions?
|
HE
| Yes, madam.
|
SHE
| For instance? [ Pause .] For instance?
|
HE
| One cannot describe them, madam. [ Pause .]
|
SHE
| Well, I’m obliged to you.
|
HE
| Allow me, this way. [ Pause .]
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SHE
| [ a little off ] Is that a Turkoman?
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HE
| [ ditto ] Allow me.
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SHE
| [ a little further off ] How troubled you look! [ Pause .] Well, I’ll leave you. [ Pause .] To your needs.
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HE
| [ ditto ] Goodbye, madam. [ Pause .] To the right, madam, that’s the garbage—[ faint stress ]—the house garbage. [ Pause .] Goodbye, madam. [ Long pause. Sound of curtains violently drawn, first one, then the other, clatter of the heavy rings along the rods. Pause. Faint ping — as sometimes happens — of telephone receiver raised from cradle. Faint sound of dialling. Pause .] Hello . . . Miss . . . is the doctor . . . ah . . . yes . . . he to call me . . . Macgillycuddy . . . Mac-gilly-cuddy . . . right . . . he’ll know . . . and Miss . . . Miss! . . . urgent . . . yes! . . . [ shrill ] . . . most urgent! [ Pause. Receiver put down with same faint ping. Pause. Click .]
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MUSIC
| [ faint ] ...........................................
|
HE
| [ with music ] Good God!
|
MUSIC
| [ faint ] ........................................... [ Silence. Pause. Click .]
|
VOICE
| [ faint ] ...........................................
|
HE
| [ with voice, shrill ] Come on! Come on!
|
VOICE
| [ faint ] ........................................... [ Silence .]
|
HE
| [ low ] What’ll I do? [ Pause. Faint ping of receiver raised again. Faint dialling. Pause .] Hello . . . Miss . . . Macgilly cuddy . . . Mac-gillycuddy . . . right . . . I’m sorry but . . . ah . . . yes . . . of course . . . can’t reach him . . . no idea . . . understand . . . right . . . immediately . . . the moment he gets back . . . what? . . . [ shrill ] . . . yes! . . . I told you so! . . . most urgent! . . . most urgent! . . . [ Pause. Low .] Slut! [ Sound of receiver put down violently. Pause. Click .]
|
MUSIC
| [ faint, brief ] ....................................... [ Silence. Click .]
|
VOICE
| [ faint, brief ]
|
HE
| [ with voice, shrill ] It’s crazy! Like one!
|
|
[ Telephone rings. Receiver raised immediately, not more than a second’s ring .]
|
HE
| [ with music and voice ] Yes . . . wait . . . [ Music and voice silent. Very agitated .] Yes . . . yes . . . no matter . . . what the trouble is? . . . they’re ending . . . ENDING . . . this morning . . . what? . . . no! . . . no question! . . . ENDING I tell you . . . nothing what? . . . to be done? . . . I know there’s nothing to be done . . . what? . . . no! . . . it’s me . . . ME . . . what? I tell you they’re ending . . . ENDING . . . I can’t stay like that after . . . who? . . . but she’s left me . . . ah for God’s sake . . . haven’t they all left me? . . . did you not know that? . . . all left me . . . sure? . . . of course I’m sure . . . what? . . . in an hour? . . . not before? . . . wait . . . [ low ] . . . there’s more . . . they’re together . . . TOGETHER . . . yes . . . I don’t know . . . like . . . [ hesitation ] . . . one . . . the breathing . . . I don’t know . . . [ vehement ] . . . no! . . . never! . . . meet? . . . how could they meet? . . . what? . . . what are all alike? . . . last what? . . . gasps? . . . wait . . . don’t go yet . . . wait! . . . [ Pause. Sound of receiver put down violently. Low .] Swine! [ Pause. Click .]
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