The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in Three Acts (40 page)

02/19/94, Host: Martin Lawrence “Motivational Speaker: Scared Straight,” as Matt Foley

03/12/94, Host: Nancy Kerrigan “Pair Skating,” as skating partner

03/19/94, Host: Helen Hunt “Weekend Update,” as Bennett Brauer

04/09/94, Host: Kelsey Grammer “Yankees Game,” as Andrew Giuliani “Iron John: The Musical,” as singer

04/16/94, Host: Emilio Estevez “The Herlihy Boy Grandmother-Sitting Service,” as Mr. O’Malley

05/14/94, Host: Heather Locklear “Bill Swerski’s Super Fans: Letter to Michael Jordan,” as Todd O’Conner

1994-95 SEASON

09/24/94, Host: Steve Martin “Clinton Auditions,” as himself

11/19/94, Host: John Turturro “It’s a Wonderful Newt,” as Newt Gingrich

12/03/94, Host: Roseanne “A Woman Exploited,” as Tom Arnold

12/10/94, Host: Alec Baldwin “Japanese Game Show,” as contestant

12/17/94, Host: George Foreman “Motivational Speaker: George Foreman’s Comeback,” as Matt Foley

01/14/95, Host: Jeff Daniels “Congressional Session,” as Newt Gingrich

01/21/95, Host: David Hyde Pierce “Little Women,” as Toby Adams

02/18/95, Host: Deion Sanders “Strange Visitors,” as SWAT agent

03/25/95, Host: John Goodman “Bill Swerski’s Super Fans,” as Todd O’Conner (with Brian Dennehy and Dan Aykroyd)

02/18/95, Host: Courtney Cox “Motivational Speaker: Venezuela,” as Matt Foley “Gap Girls: Gapardy,” as Cindy

05/11/95, Host: David Duchovny “The Polar Bear Pit,” as himself

1997-98 SEASON

10/25/97, Host: Chris Farley “Cold Opening: I Can Do It,” as himself “Monologue,” as himself “Goth Talk,” as rowdy friend “Morning Latte,” as Gil “Mary Katherine Gallagher,” as overweight classmate “Motivational Speaker: Spinning Class,” as Matt Foley “El Niño,” as El Niño “Sally Jesse Raphael: Giant Baby,” as the giant baby “Monday Night Football Recording Session,” as Hank Williams, Jr. “Bill Swerski’s Super Fans: Ditka Goes to New Orleans,” as Todd O’Conner

Index

Adamson, Andrew

Albright, Fred

Apatow, Judd

Arbuckle, Fatty

Arkin, Alan

Arnold, Tom

Aykroyd, Dan

Bacon, Kevin

Bagley, Lorri -

Baldwin, Alec

Barr, Roseanne

Barry, Robert

Beard, Henry

Belushi, John -

Brandmeier, Jonathon

Breuer, Jim

Brillstein, Bernie

Burrows, Nick

Canton, Mark

Carlson, Rob

Carrey, Jim -

Carson, Johnny

Carvey, Dana

Chappelle, David

Chase, Chevy

Cleary, Kevin

Cleary, Mike

Close, Del

Close, Glenn

Cohen, Jodi

Colbert, Steven

Crimmins, Monsignor Michael

Crosby, Mary Anne

Cross, David

Crystal, Billy

Cusack, Joan

Daniels, Jeff

Davis, Hamilton

Davis, Jason

Davis, Nancy

Davis, Tom

Dennehy, Brian

Derek, Bo

Di Novi, Denise

Dondanville, Ted

Downey, Jim

Dunn, Nora

Estevez, Emilio

Ewing, Michael -

Fallon, Siobhan

Farley, Barbara

Farley, Donald Stephen

Farley, John

Farley, Kevin -

Farley, Mary Anne

Farley, Thomas, Jr. -

Farley, Thomas, Sr.

Favreau, John

Fey, Tina

Finn, Pat

Foley, Fr. Matt

Franken, Al

Gannon, Fr. Tom

Garofalo, Janeane

Garrett, Leif

Germond, Jack

Gianas, Tom

Gingrich, Newt

Gleason, Jackie

Goldwyn, John

Gomez, Ian

Goodman, John

Grace, James

Grammar, Kelsey

Grazer, Brian

Green, Todd -

Gregoropoulos, Noah

Grey, Brad

Guest, Christopher

Gumley, Matthew

Gurvitz, Marc

Hall, Matt

Hall, Tony

Halpern, Charna

Handey, Jack

Hartman, Phil

Healy, Dan

Henry, Tim

Herlihy, Tim

Hermacinski, Mark

Herman, Nate

Hocter, Keith

Hooks, Jan

Hopper, Randy

Hunt, Bonnie

Jackson, Victoria

Jankel, Brad

Jordan, Michael

Katzenberg, Jeffrey

Kaufman, Andy

Kay, Pete

Keaton, Buster

Kelley, Fr. Joe

Kenney, Doug

Kern, Dennis

Kern, Elaine

Klein, Marci

Klein, Robert

Koren, Steven

Lansing, Sherry

Levy, Eugene

Liss, Joe

Lookner, Steve

Lovitz, Jon

Lowe, Rob

McCarthy, Joseph

McCartney, Linda

McCartney, Paul -

MacDonald, Norm

McGill, Bruce

McGirl, Sr. Peggy

McGivern, Colonel

McKay, Adam

McKean, Michael -

MacLachlan, Kyle

Mamet, David

Mandel, David

Mantegna, Joe

Maroney, Erin

Martin, Steve

Matheson, Tim

Maturi, Joel

Maxtone-Graham, Ian

Mayer, Oscar

Meadows, Tim

Meyer, Greg -

Michaels, Lorne

Miller, Dennis

Miller, Marilyn Suzanne

Mohr, Jay

Moore, Fr. George

Morgan, Tracy

Muller, Erich “Mancow”

Murphy, Eddie

Murphy, Jim

Murray, Bill

Murray, Brian

Murray, Joel

Myers, Mike

Nealon, Kevin

Newman, Eric

Nutter, Mark

O’Brien, Conan -

O’Connell, Sr. Theresa

O’Connor, Todd

Odenkirk, Bob

O’Donoghue, Michael

Oedekerk, Steve

O’Gara, Pat

O’Malley, Tim

Oteri, Cheri

Pasquesi, David

Perry, Matthew

Poehler, Amy

Price, Michael

Quaid, Randy

Ramis, Harold Reilly, Sheila

Richter, Andy

Rivers, Joan

Robinson, Doug

Rock, Chris

Rosenfeld, Karen

Rossio, Terry

Saget, Bob

Sanders, Deion

Sandler, Adam

Schiller, Tom

Schneider, Rob

Scorsese, Martin

Scott, Judith

Seely, Jillian

Segal, Peter

Seliger, Kit

Shannon, Molly

Shepard, Sam

Shoemaker, Mike -

Short, Martin

Sills, Paul

Silverman, Sarah

Sloane, Joyce

Smigel, Robert

Spade, David - Spheeris, Penelope -

Stack, Brian

Stiller, Ben

Swayze, Patrick

Talley, Jill

Timmons, Bob

Turner, Bonnie

Turner, Terry

Vaughn, Vince

Venit, Adam

Warner, Julie -

Weiss, Bob

Wendt, George

Wenzell, Dick

Wolf, Fred

Wolf, Tom

Woodbine, Bokeem

Wortell, Holly