Murmurs of approval came from Ruby and Aunt Nettie, but Margo and Hazel still looked angry.
It was Hazel who spoke next. “Well. As Nettie can testify after working with me for forty years, I have an intestinal problem. I know where nearly every ladies' room in Warner Pier is located, and last night I had to locate the one in the stadium in a hurry. I settled down in there for a lengthy stay.”
She screwed her face into the gargoyle mask again. “Unfortunately, I guess, I have no evidence.”
Joe tactfully nodded without looking at her. Aunt Nettie and I ignored her, too. We were both aware of this health problem and of how it embarrassed Hazel.
After a moment of silence, Ruby gave a fruity giggle. “Oh, I might as well confess, too. I slipped off like a kidâto see my boyfriend.”
I wasn't too surprised to hear that particular confession. In fact, nobody looked surprised.
Ruby rolled her eyes roguishly. “I guess it's no secret that I like men. I'm single. And I'm certainly over twenty-one! And I'm sure the people who still live in Warner Pier know that I've been seeing Dr. George Gibson.”
She turned to Margo and Kathy. “George is a newcomer to Warner Pier. He moved here eighteen months ago, when he retired from his orthopedic practice in St. Louis. But he's still a licensed physician. So he volunteers as team doctor for the football team. He was in a sort of lair under the stands, and I ran down to see him.” She smiled. “I'm sure he'll back me up.”
“That's not my concern,” Joe said. “As Lee explained, we're not interested in proving or disproving anyone's story. We just want all of you to understand how easily the most innocent fib is uncovered in a town the size of Warner Pier.”
It was at this point that Kathy Street burst into tears. She opened her mouth and cried just like a baby. “Wah!”
What brought this on? I stared at her, surprised. But none of the Pier-O-Ettes seemed upset by the outburst.
Even the impatient Hazel remained patient. “I'll get her some water,” she said. She jumped up, grabbed Kathy's empty water glass, and headed for the kitchen. Julie, Aunt Nettie, and Ruby made soothing noises. And Margo put an arm around her and patted her shoulder as if Kathy were a baby.
I saw that Joe was looking panicky. I didn't know how to reassure him. Men find emotional outbursts terrifying. I made a little gesture I hoped would say, “Stay cool,” but I don't really know a signal for “This woman's nuts, but she calms down in a moment.” The two of us sat quietly, not participating in the exciting moment Kathy had created.
After two or three minutes of petting, Kathy began to gulp out words: “It's all my fault! I did it!” and other phrases indicating that she blamed herself for something.
Hmmm. Hazel, Ruby, and Julie had “confessed.” Margo and Kathy had not. Now Kathy was taking her turn, but none of us could tell what Kathy was confessing to.
When Hazel came back, she brought water and a box of tissues. Kathy blew her nose and began to talk in understandable words.
“It was me, not Margo!”
Every face around the table was blank. Nobody even asked what she was talking about.
“It wasn't Margo who left the stadium to make those callsâit was me! This gossipy man got the two of us mixed up.”
She clutched Margo's hand. “It happens all the time! We're twins, you know! People can't tell us apart.”
Joe and I exchanged a glance. Margo and Kathy did resemble each other, but they were not identical. It was easy to tell them apart.
But to someone who didn't know their names, to someone who'd never spoken to them and didn't realize how different their personalities wereâwell, in that case they might be confusing.
“Anyway, Margo didn't do anything wrong! If anything happened, it was my fault!”
Ye gods. Poor Kathy was confessing, and she hadn't even been accused. If I hadn't had an untouched dish of chocolate mousse in front of me, I believe I would have banged my forehead on the table.
Margo was standing up. “Come on, Kathy. Let's go wash your face. Then you'll feel better. You're all upset over nothing.”
“But, Margoâ”
“It's all right, Kathy. Come with me. We'll help you into your comfy housecoat.”
I was again astonished by how gentle and kind Margo was with Kathy. The stronger sister could be impatient and snappy with other people, but with her needy sisterâwell, it was a bit inspiring to see how sweet Margo was to her.
They went toward the hall, and I watched them go, almost ready to shed a tear over the scene. But just as they reached the doorway, Kathy turned her head and peeked at us over her shoulder.
And the look was sly.
Kathy was checking to see how we'd taken her confession. Had we believed it? Had we been foolish enough to believe it?
I looked around the table and realized Aunt Nettie was talking and everyone but me was concentrating on her. I was the only one who had seen Kathy's sly look.
I tried to force myself to listen to Aunt Nettie. I realized she was asking Joe about how the guy in my van could have had a key that opened it.
“Lee says he walked right up to the car and opened the door,” she said. “How could that happen?”
“I'm sure the state police are checking on that,” Joe said. “You'd have to ask a locksmith. But I'm sure car thieves have all sorts of tricks they use to get keys.”
She turned to me. “You haven't lost your key?”
“No. I keep it attached to that ring on the outside of my purse. The state police probably think I just left the door unlocked. But I'm sure I didn't.”
Joe cleared his throat. “To abruptly introduce an old subject, ladies, I suggest that you contact Lieutenant Jackson and expand your statements. But I don't think there's any serious danger that any of you will be suspected in the death of Verna Rice.” He chuckled. “For one thing, I'm sure you were all here together when the phantom motorcyclist chased Lee around downtown Warner Pier between five and six o'clock.”
There was a moment of silence. Then all four of the Pier-O-Ettes still at the table burst into laughter.
Ruby finally spoke. “I told you that scavenger hunt was a bad idea!”
Chapter 16
Joe and I were mystified. Ruby explained.
The high school vocal music coach had given them quite a workout, she said. After two hours of practice, everyone was tired. They all went back to Aunt Nettie's house and put their feet up. The conversation continued, and it turned to high school entertainments. “Things we used to do.”
Scavenger hunts were mentioned. And how Warner Pier had changed, and how many of the places of their youth had disappeared.
“First thing we knew,” Ruby said, “we were putting places on a list. Then we each volunteered to find one of the places. We were each to take a photo to prove we'd been there.”
They were dying to show Joe and me the photos. Julie had been assigned to locate the old Root Beer Barrel. Joe and I knew exactly where that had beenâin fact, he'd once owned the property. The barrel itself was now gone, blown down by a windstorm, and the scrap lumber had been carried away and sold. Julie had found the site of its demise.
Hazel was to document the spot that was once a lovers' lane. “It was known as the Three Trees,” she said, “because a tree with three trunks grew there.” The spot was still identifiable, although houses had been built nearby.
“Nobody would want to park there now,” Hazel said. “It's too crowded. But one of the tree trunks is still there.”
Margo and Kathyâever a pairâwere to report on what had become of the Riverside Chapel, once the site of outdoor religious services at which the Pier-O-Ettes sang. It was now a picnic pavilion, I knew.
Ruby, who still lived in Warner Pier, was sent to get a picture of the building that had once housed Berkowitz's Department Store. “You could buy anything from shoestrings to a hammer at Berkowitz's,” she said. “I bought my first bra there.”
Joe nodded. “I think my mom's office is in part of that building,” he said.
“You're right,” Hazel said. “The downtown has changed so much, I had to go to the library to look at an old city directory to make sure I had the right address. Your mom's insurance office and that antique store next door now occupy the building. You'd think I'd have known that, since I've lived here right along. But it looks completely different, and I wasn't sure I was remembering right.”
Aunt Nettie said she'd track down the dressing rooms at Warner Pier Beach. The old wooden buildings had been moved years ago, when updated ones were built.
“They were moved to some camp,” she said. “But I never could locate them. Anyway, I guess they're now on private property. Or torn down.”
Because the group hadn't started on this project until it was late in the afternoon, it was after dark before any of them got back to Aunt Nettie's.
They'd all enjoyed the scavenger hunt thoroughly.
But the upshot was that a few fuzzy photos were the only evidence of where the members of the group had been during the time I chased and was chased by the phantom motor-scooter rider.
Nobody had an alibi. Not that they needed one. I felt sure the person I'd chased had been a man.
I told Joe as much on the way home.
“Why are you so sure?” he said.
“Just the way he moved, I guess.”
“You told Jackson that you couldn't guess at his height or weight.”
“No, he had on a loose jacket. And that ski mask.”
“A loose jacket could hide a woman as well as a man.”
I didn't reply. I couldn't absolutely swear the person had been a man; I just thought so. I guess when you find some jerk hiding in your backseat, you expect it to be a man. I could have been working on that assumption.
I rode the rest of the way home without saying anything. Conversation between Joe and me didn't have its usual free and easy quality. I was still angry with him.
And Joe still seemed to be angry with me. He thought I'd taken a foolish risk, and he was upset about it. I could understand that, but he hadn't had to use the
S
word. “Stupid” was still hanging in the atmosphere, poisoning the air.
I got ready for bed, almost in silence. Joe settled down in the living room, flipped on the television set, and watched some old movie. I went to bed and read. I didn't go out to the living room and ask when he was coming to bed.
It was two a.m. when I fell asleep, and my final waking thought was that Margo had never admitted that she left the football stadium the night before. Was she hiding something? Or had Kathy's outburst simply distracted her?
When I dropped off to sleep, Joe was still in the living room. When I woke up at sixâbrieflyâhe was in bed. He had apparently taken care not to wake me when he crawled between the covers.
Things were definitely still not right between us. It was hard to believe we hadn't had a quarrel. But when I looked back at the events of the evening, I realized we hadn't. We'd just gotten mad.
Were we both sulking? I hoped not. Nothing is more childishâyes, more stupidâthan sulking. But I was angry, and I didn't want to pretend that I wasn't. It wasn't going to be easy for me to get over it. I didn't want to yell and scream about it, and I was trying to act pleasant and normal. But I didn't feel normal. At all.
That made the next morning, Sunday, hard to face. But it arrived anyway.
And along with breakfast, I thought about a question that still puzzled me. Exactly why had Kathy asked Julie for forgiveness ? She'd made it clear it was something to do with a guy. But who? And just what had happened? I was as nosy as Greg Glossop.
Joe made French toast, without asking me if it sounded good, and we ate it silently. Then Joe told me he was planning to spend the day at the boat shop.
“Fine,” I said. “I need to go to the office and try to get caught up.”
At least Joe left without lecturing me about not doing anything else stupid. He didn't kiss me good-bye either.
I took my time getting dressed. The first thing I did when I got to the office was call Aunt Nettie and tell her I needed to talk to her. The girls, she said, were going to the Dutch Reformed Church with Hazel, but she'd try to come by on the way. I saw her sedan pull up in front just after ten o'clock.
I opened the shop's door for her. “I need to be at the church by ten thirty,” she said.
“I have just one question, and the length of the answer is up to you. Why did Kathy apologize to Julie?”
Aunt Nettie's eyes dodged away from mine. “Did she apologize?”