The Children's Book (2 page)

“What are you doing down here?” Julian insisted.

“I were hiding.”

“Why? Hiding from who?”

“Just hiding. I were doing no harm. I move carefully. I don’t disturb things.”

“What’s your name? Where do you live?”

“My name’s Philip. Philip Warren. I suppose I live here. At present.”

His voice was vaguely north country. Tom recognised it, but couldn’t place it. He was looking at them much as they were looking at him, as though he couldn’t quite grasp that they were real. He blinked, and a tremor ran through him. Tom said

“You were drawing the Candlestick. Is that what you came for?”

“Aye.”

He was clutching a kind of canvas satchel against his chest, which presumably contained his sketching materials. Tom said “It’s an amazing thing, isn’t it? I hadn’t seen it before.” The other boy looked him in the eye, then, with a flicker of a grin.

“Aye. Amazing, it is.” Julian spoke severely.

“You must come and explain yourself to my father.”

“Oh, your
father
. Who’s he, then?”

“He’s Special Keeper of Precious Metals.”

“Oh. I see.”

“You must come along with us.”

“I see I must. Can I get my things?”

“Things?” Julian sounded doubtful for the first time. “You mean, you’ve been
living
down here?”

“S’what I said. I got nowhere else to go. I’d rather not sleep on t’streets. I come here to draw. I saw the Museum was for workingmen to see well-made things. I mean to get work, I do, and I need drawings to show… I like these things.”

“Can we see the drawings?” asked Tom.

“Not in this light. Upstairs, if you’re interested. I’ll get my things, like I said.”

He ducked, and began to make his way back amongst the pillars, crouching and weaving expertly. Tom was put in mind of dwarves in mine-workings, and, since his upbringing was socially conscientious, of children in mines, pulling trucks on hands and knees. Julian was on Philip’s heels. Tom followed.

“Come in,” said the grimy boy, at the opening of a small storeroom, making a welcoming gesture, possibly mocking, with an arm. The storeroom contained what appeared to be a small stone hut, carved and ornamented with cherubim and seraphim, eagles and doves, acanthus and vines. It had its own little metal gate, with traces of gilding on the rusting iron.

“Convenient,” said Philip. “It has a stone bed. I took the liberty of borrowing some sacks to keep warm. I’ll put ’em back, naturally, where I found them.”

“It’s a tomb or shrine,” said Julian. “Russian, by the look of it. There must have been some saint on that table, in a glass case or a reliquary. He might still be in there, underneath, his bones that is, if he wasn’t incorrupt.”

“I haven’t noticed him,” said Philip, flatly. “He hasn’t bothered me.” Tom said “Are you hungry? What do you eat?”

“Once or twice I got to help in the tea-room, moving plates and washing them. People leave a lot on their plates, you’d be surprised. And
the young ladies from the Art School took notice of my drawings and sometimes they passed me a sandwich. I don’t beg. I did steal one, once, when I was desperate, an egg-and-cress sandwich. I were pretty sure the young lady had no intention of eating it.” He paused.

“It isn’t
much,”
he said. “I’m hungry, yes.”

He was rummaging behind the tomb in the shrine, and came out with another canvas satchel, a sketch-book, a candle stub and what looked like a roll of clothing, tied with string.

“How did you get in?” Julian persisted.

“Followed the horses and carts. You know, they turn in and drive down a ramp into these underground parts. And they unload and pack things with a deal of bustle, and it’s easy enough to mingle wi’ them, wi’ the carters and lads, and get in.”

“And the upstairs door?” Julian queried. “Which is meant to be locked at all times.”

“I came across a little key.”

“Came across?”

“Aye. Came across. I’ll give it back. Here, take it.” Tom said

“It must be horribly frightening, down here alone at night.”

“Not near so frightening as t’streets in t’East End. Not near.”

Julian said “Please come with me now. You must come and explain all this to my father. He’s talking to Tom’s mother. This is Tom. Tom Wellwood. I’m Julian Cain.”

Major Prosper Cain, of the Royal Engineers and the Department of Science and Art, had an Elizabethan manor house, Iwade House, in Kent. He also lived in one of the small dwelling houses which had grown up round South Kensington’s monstrous steel and glass Boilers. (The purpose-built, cast-iron building, designed by a military engineer for the Museum, had three uncompromising long rounded roofs, which were mockingly known as the Brompton Boilers.) The dwelling houses were largely inhabited by the successors to the sappers who had originally constructed the Boilers after the Great Exhibition in 1851. Major Cain had what was not exactly an official residence, slightly larger than those of his men. There were ambitious projects to extend the museum buildings, and murmurings against the military presence. A competition
had been held. Precise visions of palaces, courtyards, towers, fountains and ornaments had been scrutinised and compared. Aston Webb’s project was declared the winner, but no work had taken place. The new Director, J. H. Middleton, appointed in 1894, was not a military man, but a reserved ascetic scholar, who came from King’s College Cambridge and the Fitzwilliam Museum. He was at odds with Major-General Sir John Donnelly, secretary of the Science and Art Department. Moves had been made by keepers and scholars to demolish the inner dwellings, on the grounds of fire hazard and leaking flues. Twenty-seven open hearths, with chimneys, had been counted. The art students complained of soot and smoke rising into their studios. The military pointed out that the team of Museum fire-fighters was composed of the sappers who inhabited the buildings. The argument continued and nothing was done.

Prosper Cain’s narrow little house had elegant hearths, both on the ground floor, and in the first-floor drawing-room. They were decorated with delightful tiles by William de Morgan. He had offered Olive Well-wood a French gilt chair, carved in an ornate style detested both by the Arts and Crafts movement, and by the Museum keepers. His eye was eclectic and he had a weakness, if it was a weakness, for extravagance. He took pleasure in the appearance of his visitor, who was dressed in dark slate-coloured grosgrain, trimmed with braid, with lace at the high neck and fashionably billowing sleeves above the elbow. Her hat was trimmed with black plumes and a profusion of scarlet silk poppies, nestling along the brim. She had a bold, pleasant face, high-coloured, eager, firm-mouthed, with wide-set huge dark eyes, like the poppy centres. She must have been, he judged, around thirty-five, more or less, probably more. He deduced that she was not in the habit of wearing such tight corsets, kid shoes and gloves. She moved a little too freely and impulsively. She had fine flesh, fine ankles. She probably wore Liberty gowns or rational dress, at home. He sat opposite her, alert and fine-featured, like his son, his hair still as dark as Julian’s, his neat little moustache silver. His wife had been Italian, and had died in 1883, in Florence, a city they both loved, where their daughter had been born, and christened Florence, before the fever struck, and the place became tragic.

Olive Wellwood was the wife of Humphry Wellwood, who worked in the Bank of England, and was an active member of the Fabian Society. She was the author of a great many tales, for children and adults, and something of an authority on British Fairy Lore. She had come to
see Major Cain because she had a project for a tale that would turn on an ancient treasure with magical properties. Prosper Cain said gallantly that he was delighted she had thought of him. She smiled, and said that the most exciting thing about her small success with her books was that she felt able to disturb people as important and as busy as he was. It was something she could never have expected. She said his room was like a cavern from the Arabian Nights, and that she could barely resist getting up and looking at all the wondrous things he had collected. Not much Arabian stuff, actually, said Prosper. It was not his field. He had served in the East, but his interests were European. He was afraid she would find no scholarly order in his personal things. He didn’t believe that a room needed to be set slavishly in one style—most particularly not when the room was, so to speak, a room within the multifarious rooms of the Museum, as the smallest eggshell might be in a Fabergé nest. You could set an Iznik jar very well next to a Venetian goblet and a lustre bowl by Mr. de Morgan, and they would all show to advantage.

“I hang my walls with mediaeval Flemish needlework, next to the small tapestry my friend Morris wove for me at Merton Abbey—greedy birds and crimson berries. Do look at the very satisfactory strength of the twist of the leaves. He never lacks energy.”

“And these?” enquired Mrs. Wellwood. She stood up impulsively, and ran a grey-gloved finger along a shelf of incongruous objects with no apparent relation to each other, aesthetic or historical.

“Those, dear lady, are, as it were, my touchstone collection of
fakes
. These are not mediaeval spoons, though they were offered to me as such. This nautilus is
not
a Cellini, though William Beckford was led to believe it was, and paid a small fortune for it. These baubles are
not
the Crown Jewels, but skilful glass replicas of some of them, which were exhibited at the Crystal Palace in 1851.”

“And this?”

Mrs. Wellwood’s soft finger ran lightly over a platter containing very lively images, in pottery, of a small toad, a curled snake, a few beetles, some moss and ferns, and a black crayfish.

“I’ve never seen anything so lifelike. Every little wart and wrinkle.”

“You may or may not know that the Museum came to grief through the
very
expensive purchase of a dish—not this one—by Bernard Palissy. Who is immortalised in mosaic in the Kensington Valhalla. It was subsequently realised to our embarrassment to have been made—as this one was—as an honest replica by a modern French pottery. Sold as souvenirs.
It is in fact—without incontestable artists’ marks—
very
hard to distinguish a fake Palissy—or a copy, I should say—from the seventeenth-century thing itself.”

“And yet,” said Mrs. Wellwood, quick on the uptake, “the detail, the precision. It looks unusually
difficult.”

“It is said, and I believe it to be true, that the ceramic creatures are built round real creatures—real toads, eels, beetles.”

“Dead, I do hope.”

“Mummified, it is to be hoped. But we do not know precisely. Maybe there is a tale to be told?”

“The prince who became a toad and was imprisoned in a dish? How he would hate watching the banquets. There is a
half
-stone prince in the Arabian Nights, who has always troubled me. I must think.”

She smiled, catlike and content.

“But you were consulting me about gold and silver treasures?”

Humphry Wellwood had said “Go and ask the Old Pirate. He’ll know. He knows all about hiding places and secret transactions. He haunts markets and antiquaries, and pays pennies, so we are told, for ancestral heirlooms that get onto street stalls after revolutions.”

“I want something that’s
always been missing
—with a story attached to it, naturally—and that can be made to have magic properties, an amulet, a mirror that shows the past and the future, that kind of thing. You can see my imagination is banal, and I need your precise knowledge.”

“Oddly,” said Prosper Cain, “there aren’t so many gold and silver treasures that are very ancient—and that’s for a very good reason. If you were a Viking lord, or a Tartar chief—or even the Holy Roman Emperor—your gold and silver things were part of your treasury, and always—from the point of view of the artist and the storyteller—in danger of being melted down, for barter, or soldiers’ wages, or quick transport and hiding. The Church had its sacred vessels—”

“I don’t want a grail or a monstrance, or that sort of thing.”

“No, you want something with a personal
mana
. I see what you need.”

“Not a ring. There are so many tales about rings.”

Prosper Cain laughed aloud, a sharp bark of a laugh.

“You are exacting. What about the tale of the Stoke Prior Treasure—silver vessels buried for safety during the Civil War, unearthed in our own day by a boy hunting rabbits? Or there is the romantic tale
of the Eltenberg Reliquary, which was purchased for the Museum by J. C. Robinson in 1861. It came from the collection of Prince Soltikoff—who had bought it with about four thousand mediaeval objects from a Frenchman after the 1848 revolution.

“It was hidden in a chimney after Napoleon’s invasion by the last canoness of Eltenberg, Princess Salm-Reiffenstadt. And from the chimney somehow it reached a canon in Emmerich who sold it to a dealer in Aachen—Jacob Cohen of Anhalt—who called one day on Prince Florentin of Salm-Salm and offered him one small walrus-ivory figure. And when Prince Florentin bought that, Cohen returned, with another and another and another—and in the end the reliquary chest itself, black with smoke and reeking of tobacco. Now, Prince Florentin’s son, Prince Felix, persuaded him to sell the pieces to a dealer in Cologne, and
there
, we believe, clever modern fakes were substituted for some pieces—the Journey of the Magi, the Virgin and Child with St. Joseph, and some of the Prophets.
Very clever
fakes. We have them. This is a true story, and we are convinced the original pieces are squirrelled away somewhere. Would this not make a great tale, the tracking and restoration of the pieces? Your characters could go on the trail of the artisan who made the fakes …”

Olive Wellwood had the feeling writers often have when told perfect tales for fictions, that there was too much fact, too little space for the necessary insertion of inventions, which would here appear to be lies.

“I should need to change it a great deal.”

The scholar and expert in fakes looked briefly displeased.