The Case of the Missing Cats (9 page)

Karnataka looked up from his sweets. ‘What are you doing bringing a human down here, Dirk?' He said in a nasal whine. ‘You've finally lost it. You know the rules. You know what would happen. You're risking enough with all that detective nonsense as it is. If you're not careful, you'll be sent down.'

‘What happened to your voice?' asked Holly.

‘Oh, that?' said Karnataka, ‘That's just a voice-echo device. It's good for scaring away unwanted intruders. That and the red-eye projector. You like the flames? The flames are new,' he added excitedly.

‘Oh yes,' said Holly. ‘I thought the flames were terrific. Really scary.'

‘You see,' said Karnataka to Dirk. ‘I told you the flames were worth it. Scary, she said.'

‘I didn't come down here to discuss your Wizard of Oz complex, Karny. I came here for information.'

‘Sure thing,' said Karnataka, throwing the last of the liquorice sweets up in the air and catching it in his mouth. ‘That stuff really is the best. What can I do for you? Just name it. You have me at your disposal.'

‘What have you got on a V. Grandin?'

Holly had never seen a face lose so much colour in so little time. Karnataka's yellow eyes whitened and he looked furtively from side to side as though suddenly scared that they were being watched.

‘I'm . . . s . . . s . . . sorry,' stammered the dragon. ‘I've never heard of no one of that name. Sorry I can't be more help, though and thanks for the liquorice.' He turned around and ran back into the darkness.

Holly and Dirk looked at each other. ‘Bingo,' said Dirk and he walked slowly forwards.

‘Come on, Karny,' Dirk called into the darkness. ‘Play the game. You got your liquorice.'

Once again the large red eyes appeared and the deep voice echoed around the hall.

‘The great dragon Karnataka is not in at the moment,' it said. ‘But please leave a message after the tone and he'll be sure to get back to you. Beeep!'

‘Karny.' There was a taunting quality to Dirk's voice. ‘You can't hide from me.'

Holly walked by Dirk's side. They approached the eyes. She had stopped being scared of them now as she could see that they were in fact two red lights
attached to something that looked like a giant ear trumpet.

‘Karnataka forbids you to take one step further,' said the voice, with a hint of panic.

Dirk winked at Holly and walked around the strange device. Behind it was Karnataka, shaking with terror.

‘You are trespassing,' boomed his voice. ‘Trespass not against me or I–'

‘Boo,' said Dirk in Karnataka's ear, causing the dragon to jump a metre in the air.

‘Leave me alone,' he said in his normal high-pitched voice.

‘Come on,' said Dirk. ‘Do I have to force you?'

‘Dirk. I can't. I don't know anything.'

‘Is that right?' said Dirk. ‘Then let's change the subject. How about . . . say, the Dragon Council's Welsh gold reserves. Know anything about them?'

A fresh look of panic crossed Karnataka's face. ‘You wouldn't,' he said. ‘You can't prove anything.'

‘The Council aren't too fussy about proof. Remember what happened to poor Elsinor?'

‘You leave my brother out of this.'

‘They didn't have much proof on him, did they? And I'm sure they'd be interested to know how you
can afford all these trinkets,' Dirk said, pointing at the rows of giant sculptures.

‘All right,' said Karnataka, bowing his head in defeat. ‘But not in front of the human.'

‘She's with me,' said Dirk. ‘Whatever you have to say to me you can say in front of her.'

‘But you know the rules.'

‘Since when have you cared so much about the rules?' Dirk challenged.

‘Stealing a bit of gold is one thing, but breaching the forbidden divide is . . . well, it's just silly.'

Dirk bristled. ‘Don't call me silly,' he snarled. ‘She's only a kid. She doesn't really count. Just tell me what you know.'

‘All right,' said Karnataka, walking along the hallway. Dirk and Holly followed. He stopped between a statue of a two-headed serpent and one of a giant snake-like creature with the head of a lion and two enormous wings. He turned around and in a low whisper uttered the words, ‘Vainclaw Grandin.'

‘Should I know him?' asked Dirk.

‘It's better if you don't. It's safer if you don't. Vainclaw is a Mountain Dragon, like yourself. Only bigger, older and a whole lot meaner.'

‘I can be pretty mean,' said Dirk.

‘Don't I know it? But you don't even come close to Vainclaw. They say he drinks the blood of other dragons in order to steal their powers. This is the dragon that testified against Minertia and made sure that she was banished to the Inner Core. Get in his way, you're dragon ash. I hear rumours all the time, but his name is always whispered. They say he's got followers too.'

‘Followers?' said Dirk.

Karnataka glanced around again and said, ‘They call him the first up-airer, Dirk.'

‘You're not suggesting that he's planning–'

‘I don't know.' Karnataka interrupted him. ‘But you know what he's calling his followers? The Kinghorns. They're back, Dirk. They're back.'

‘They've got something in the Thames. Any idea what?'

‘Like what?'

‘Something nasty. Something you bite into it, it knocks you out.'

‘I'll do some digging,' replied Karnataka.

‘Do that,' said Dirk. ‘I'll bring the liquorice.'

‘Thanks. Don't worry about the coconut ones next time. They give me terrible wind.'

Dirk turned to Holly and said, ‘It's time we left.' He thanked Karnataka for the information and told him what would happen if he mentioned seeing Dirk with a human to anyone – which involved a mouthful of fire and the softer, squidgier parts of Karnataka's anatomy.

Holly said goodbye to the dragon and they exited through the great doors, which shut very quickly behind them. They entered the small room and Dirk made a strange noise again, which caused the lift to make its way back up towards the surface.

Making his way across the roofs of London with Holly on his back, under the purple night sky, Dirk said, ‘We need to get you home. Your parents will be worried.'

‘They think I'm in my room. I left the radio on and dad's wife knows not to enter my room without my permission.'

‘Still, it's getting late,' said Dirk.

Under the cover of darkness Dirk travelled quickly and it wasn't long before he was perched on the roof across the street from Holly's house.

‘You think it's a dragon in the Thames?' asked Holly.

‘There are bigger, scarier and older things than dragons in the world,' replied Dirk. ‘I don't know what they've got.'

‘And what's an up-airer? Who are the Kinghorns? Who is Minertia?' asked Holly.

‘Tomorrow,' replied Dirk. ‘It's late and it's a long story.'

‘Shall I come to the office?' asked Holly.

‘You should be at school. They'll get suspicious.'

‘They'll get more suspicious if I do turn up. Tomorrow's Saturday.'

‘OK, then. Come to the office at that time when both hands are pointing up.'

‘Twelve o'clock?'

‘That's the one. And bring something warm to wear and binoculars if you have them.'

‘OK. I'll borrow my dad's.'

Dirk jumped to Holly's roof. A voice on the radio said, ‘ . . . We're talking about the ongoing mystery of the missing cats. Where do you think they have gone?'

‘Is that your window below us?' Dirk asked.

‘Yes,' replied Holly.

‘Hang on,' he said, flapping his wings, lifting them both off the roof and lowering them down level with
Holly's open window. Dirk backed up a little and Holly climbed into the room.

‘See you tomorrow,' she said. ‘Remember to feed Willow. Her food is in the bottom desk drawer.'

‘Like I have any choice,' said Dirk and he flew back to the safety of the roof.

The DJ was saying, ‘One man with a theory is behavioural animal psychologist Dr Gustav Gunter. And Dr Gunter joins us now.'

‘Hello, Peter,' said a second voice. 'As you know I have dedicated my life to ze scientific study of ze feline form and have known for many years ze truth zat cats are in fact alien beings from outer space sent to spy on us. Zey are simply going home now.'

‘Fascinating. Spy on us for what reason, Dr Gunter?'

‘I do not know. Zey may have been sent by a giant master cat planning on attacking earth. However, zis is mere speculation. We cannot be sure as to their motives.'

‘Right, a giant master cat, eh? I wonder what colour it would be?'

‘Most likely, it would be a ginger cat,' replied the doctor.

Dirk headed back to the office, where he sat by the
window, knocking back orange squash on the rocks, blowing smoke shapes and reluctantly stroking the cat until he fell asleep with Willow sleeping on his soft, green belly.

The next day, Dirk and Holly travelled across the city's rooftops, under a grey and featureless sky.

‘Are we going back to the warehouse?' asked Holly.

‘No,' replied Dirk. ‘Today we're going to find out exactly how many dragons we're up against.'

‘How do we do that?'

Dirk stopped. They were in the area known as Docklands. Holly's dad sometimes had meetings here with important businessmen or influential newspaper editors. She had heard him say that many years ago the area had been used for packing goods on to ships and exporting them around the world. These days it
had become a centre of business and home to the highest buildings in London.

Dirk looked up. Holly followed his gaze. Towering above them was an enormous office block.

‘Up there,' he replied.

On weekdays the area was full of business types in expensive suits. They poured out of the trains in the morning and back on again at the end of the working day. Today, a Saturday, it was less hectic, but there were still plenty of people milling around the shops and restaurants or just enjoying a walk by the still dock waters.

Dirk perched on the tip of a flat-topped office building and looked up at the skyscraper in front of him.

‘How are we getting up there?' asked Holly.

‘With these,' he replied, flapping his wings. ‘Come on, I'd better hold you.'

Holly slid off the dragon's back and he grabbed her, holding her securely against his belly.

‘Won't we be seen?' she asked. ‘It's a long way and there are a lot of people down there. Someone's bound to look up.'

‘Ever heard of a smokescreen?' said Dirk. He cleared his throat and snorted. Grey smoke billowed
from his nostrils. Holly shut her eyes tight to keep the smoke out. Dirk spun round on the spot a couple of times, still snorting, until the smoke completely enveloped them. He flapped his wings and Holly felt her feet lifted off the roof.

On the ground below, a married couple sat on a bench, eating supermarket sandwiches in silence. The husband looked up at the cloud of smoke rising above the buildings. ‘Now, there's a peculiar thing,' he said, accidentally spitting a bit of sandwich at his wife.

‘Don't speak with your mouth full,' said his wife irritably.

‘It looks like a big smoke signal,' he continued. ‘I saw a documentary about Native Americans once. It said smoke signals were like an early form of mobile phone call.'

‘Pah,' said his wife. ‘What can you say with smoke signals?'

‘Useful things like “Danger” and “All's Well”.'

‘What if you want to say something more complicated like, “If you loved me you'd buy me the Bobby Smoo shoes that I wanted.”'

‘Are you still going on about those flipping shoes?' said the husband. ‘We could buy a flat-screen TV for
the same price.'