Read The Case of the Gilded Fly Online
Authors: Edmund Crispin
âAnd then, of course, it disappeared. Where was it left?'
âIn the prop room.'
âCan anyone get into it?'
âYes, anyone. Some time late on Thursday it â it just went.'
âAnd with it, I suspect, something else.' Fen named it, and she stared incredulously at him. âHow did you know?' she said. There was a hint of sudden panic terror in her eyes.
âWhy not from there?' said Fen softly. âIt was perfectly convenient. I presume you didn't take the cartridges? You wouldn't have needed them.' She shook her head.
âWere they there when you took the gun?' Fen pursued.
âI â I really don't remember.'
âThey might have been removed some time during the party, then?'
âI suppose so.'
Fen nodded, apparently satisfied. âSo I thought,' he said. âAnd of course, there's only Captain Graham's chance remark to suggest they were there at all.' He paused. âAnd now, would you mind giving me a true account of your movements yesterday evening â as opposed to the account you gave the police?'
She was pale. âI told the police the truth. I didn't kill Yseut. I was in my room at college all evening.'
âI think not,' said Fen.
Tears came into her eyes. âPlease, Mr Fen. That's the truth. I didn't kill Yseut.'
Fen was slightly embarrassed. âI didn't exactly say you had. In any case, I'm so well acquainted with the truth about this business, that your assurances, one way or the other, don't particularly matter. It's simply that I like to get things straightened out.'
âYou know who did it?' she leaned forward, and there was a catch in her voice.
Fen nodded, and awaited the inevitable request.
âNeed you tell the police? That is â'
Fen sighed. âUpon my soul,' he said, âyou are either the most charitable or the most immoral set of people I have ever come across in my life. Not one of you but wants the whole business passed over in silence. I find it very discouraging.'
Jean rose and began to pace about the room. âWell?' she said.
âThat,' Fen replied, âI shall have to think about. You are, if you'll forgive my saying so, a poor liar, Miss Whitelegge. But then an adequate ability to dissemble seems completely lacking in this case. From beginning to end' â he looked at her intently â âthe whole thing has been an incompetent muddle, in which the hand of the author has been painfully obvious. I find it depressing. It hasn't been a battle of wits, it's been a walk-over, and like all walk-overs it's turned sour on me. Perhaps that's why I feel reluctant to give the poor fish away â an atavistic
survival of the code of honour. It's too easy to triumph over a second-rate mind.'
She turned to him, her eyes blazing. âHasn't it occurred to you,' she cried, âthat whoever did this may simply not have cared about dissembling, about the niggling intellectual puzzles and cryptograms which seem to delight you?'
âIt has occurred to me,' said Fen coolly, âand I think that at first that was that person's attitude. A good deal of deliberate carelessness seems to suggest that. In actually committing the murder, however, that person decided, at the eleventh hour, to create a cryptogram; and like all
extempore
cryptograms, it was only too dismally easy to solve.' He rose. âThank you, Miss Whitelegge. You've been involuntarily informative to a high degree.'
She seemed suddenly helpless and bewildered. âI â I â'
âI've no wish to play the heavy uncle with you,' said Fen kindly, âand doubtless you're prepared to accept the responsibility for your actions. But I must warn you quite frankly that the game is up. I'm not suggesting that you should go to the police; but I give you until Monday morning to come to me.' She was silent. âGod knows, girl, I know how difficult it will be. Take a grip on yourself.' He turned to go, then added, as an afterthought:
âBy the way, what are you reading up here?'
She stared at him blankly. âGreats â Greek and Latin.' Fen nodded. âI'll leave you now. Think over my peroration. If you don't do as I say, then I warn you: you may be putting another person's life in danger.' He turned and went out.
Nigel was beginning to feel hungry. His attention wandered frequently from what was going on on the stage to the contemplation of lunch. This was the more so as it had suddenly occurred to him that by watching rehearsals he might be spoiling Monday night's performance for himself. This view was apparently shared by divine providence, which suddenly erected a barrier between him and
Metromania
in the shape of the safety curtain, a heavy contraption which was abruptly lowered, narrowly missing the head of the husbandly Clive, who leaped out of the way with a startled oath. Nigel had
barely time to digest the information imprinted thereon, to the effect that in the event of fire the theatre could be cleared in three minutes, before there was a bellow of rage from Robert, who was sitting some way behind him. This minatory noise apparently had the desired effect, and the safety curtain went up again, to disclose a small, bewildered group on the stage, casting vague glances up at the electrician's gallery, whence the curtain was operated. A confused discussion about responsibility was still going on when Fen returned.
âAllons'
he said. âWe have no further business here.' They left the rehearsal in a state of mild chaos.
Once they were out in the street, and marching at a brisk pace towards the âMace and Sceptre', Fen drew a deep breath. âI've been bullying,' he said, âin the most ungentlemanly fashion.' And he gave Nigel a brief account of his interview with Jean. Nigel looked bewildered.
âWell,' he said, âso what?'
âSo my conjecture was right. We've very little more to do now. One thing, as a matter of routine, we must search Fellowes' room, though I've little hope of our finding anything.'
âYou mean for whatever Yseut was looking for?'
âNigel,' said Fen with heavy sarcasm, âyou are a brilliant pupil. We shall make a detective of you yet.'
âI've no wish to be a detective,' said Nigel huffily.
âI confess,' said Fen, âthat in a case like this it's a singularly unpleasant job. Be honest with me, Nigel; what ought I to do? I confess my instinct as a good citizen is to hand over my results to the police, as I've done on other occasions. But then there are other considerations: Robert's a great playwright, Rachel's a fine actress, Nicholas, when he pulls himself together, has a first-rate brain, Fellowes is a brilliant organist, Sheila McGaw is a good producer, and Jean Whitelegge is just an essentially nice person. Yseut wasn't any of those things, and I don't want to see any of them caught in the soulless grinding of the forensic machine on her account, or by my agency. If only the police would use their commonsense! It's their profession to catch and kill people, and such considerations wouldn't count with them. But they're going rampaging off on this suicide idea, and only my intervention will stop them.'
âIt depends,' said Nigel slowly. âDo you think the murderer is likely to act again?'
âAnother murder? I doubt it, though I used that as a bait a few minutes ago.'
âThen I think,' said Nigel with sudden inspiration, âthat you should read Goethe's
Tasso
. More or less, it's a study of how far the artistic temperament can go in defiance of society.'
âMy dear Nigel: it states the problem, but it never gets anywhere near solving it. I'm inclined, you know, to take the philistine view that there's a good deal of hooey about the artistic temperament. So many of the greatest artists have been without it, or rather they've had sufficient low cunning to satisfy their beyond-good-and-evil tendencies
sub rosa
, without arousing the wrath of society. The artistic temperament is too often only an alibi for lack of responsibility â
vide
the late lamented Yseut. A skirt,' he added solemnly, âif ever there was one.'.
âMy dear Gervase, if you must use these vile Americanisms, for heaven's sake use them correctly. Read Mencken. “A skirt” is a vulgarism for any sort of woman.'
Fen appeared to be considering this; but when he spoke, it was to say: âI think that what I suggested to Helen would be the best thing: a brief and succinct warning to get out. The trouble is, we're all so damnably intelligent at Oxford,' he said irritably. The fact of murder, which rouses an immediate instinct of self-preservation in the unsophisticated, has to penetrate to our animal souls through a thick barrier of sophisms; apparently in the present case it hasn't even done that â merely bounced off again. Yet murder remains murder, none the less' â (to lie in cold obstruction and to rot, thought Nigel) â âand there's no way of getting round it. Prayer and meditation seem to be my only course; what it is to have a conscience! And to think that only a few days ago I was looking forward to some nice clean uncomplicated killing! You know what holds this business together, Nigel? Sex â the Questing Beast. That's the root and origin of the whole thing. Reduced to its essentials, it's the coupling of the monkeys in Wilkes' enclosure.'
âYou mean,' said Nigel, âthat this has happened because people have been taking it too seriously?'
âNo,' said Fen, âironically enough, it's happened because someone has not been taking it seriously enough.'
âI thought you didn't think sex was a motive for murder?'
âNor do I. But it lies at the root of this thing just the same. I'll explain later, Nigel; whatever happens, you shall know. And God forbid,' he added more lightly, âthat we should wrap up this dismal tale in a heavy mantle of moralistic symbolism. The questing beast is a poetic convenience; in fact, it doesn't exist.'
They reached the hotel in silence, and Fen made straight for the porter's box. The porter, a thin, competent-looking elderly man, received him with a smile.
âWell, sir,' he said, âand how goes the investigation, if I may make so bold as to ask?'
âAh,' said Fen, âI think you can probably help me a little, Ridley. How did you come to hear about it, by the way? I suppose your racketeers,' he said offensively to Nigel, âhave got hold of it at last.'
âAll in the morning papers, sir,' said the porter, tapping a news-sheet which lay in front of him, âwhich is to say, nothing at all beyond the bare facts. The local has a bit more, but only vapourings.' His voice was scornful. Terrible thing, though, with a young girl like that; not but what she wasn't a bit of a Jezebel, if you'll pardon the liberty.'
Fen appeared to be struck by the Biblical reference. He said: âTell me, Ridley: do you think that if a thoroughly objectionable person is murdered, the murderer deserves to get away with it?'
The porter considered. âI don't think so, sir, no. There's other ways of dealing with objectionable persons than by murder.'
Fen turned to Nigel. âYou see?' he said.
âI take it then, sir, that it was murder, and not suicide?' asked the porter.
âThat's what we're trying to find out,' said Fen, âand that's where you can help me. The young lady came in here last night?'
âYes, sir. About twenty-five or twenty to eight, it would have been. She asked for the London directory, put through a call
from one of the boxes over there, and left immediately afterwards.'
âDid you happen to notice if she was wearing any jewellery?'
âWell now, sir, it's funny you should ask that, because I was just thinking as she looked up the number how little jewellery young women wear nowadays as compared with thirty years ago. Not a ring, not a necklace, not a bracelet, not a brooch even.'
âYou're sure about that?'
âAbsolutely, sir. I noticed particular.'
âAnd that,' said Fen as they turned away, âdisposes finally of the possibility that Yseut took the ring herself. And, incidentally, completes my case.'
âAll done by intuition.'
Fen looked uncomfortable. âWell,' he said cautiously, âno, not exactly. There was really no occasion for it. You've had all the facts that I've had; more, you've had a lot of them at first hand; they give you everything you want. Do you honestly mean to tell me you still don't know what this is all about?'
Nigel shook his head. âNot an inkling,' he said. âI look to the resurrection; until that, I'm in black darkness.'
Fen gazed at him severely. âYour execrable profession,' he said, âhas had a numbing effect upon a whilom promising, if mediocre, brain. Anyway, enough for now. I leave you until Evensong tomorrow. I have a lot of beastly collection papers to correct, my notes to write up, and lecture to prepare on William Dunbar,
mort à Flodden.'
He marched to the door, turned, and waved cheerfully. âConcentrate,' he said. âIt will come to you eventually.' In another moment he was gone.
âNon other lyfe,' said he, âis worth a bene;
For wedlock is so esy and so clene.'
Chaucer
On Saturday evening, after the show, the theatre was given over to the technicians. While the company was still changing and removing make-up, the old set was already being demolished. Sunday morning saw the new one going up, by the united labours of scenic designer, scene painter, stage hands, stage manager and electricians, while actors and actresses gave themselves up to long, luxurious hours in bed, read or walked or drank according to their tastes, or in rare cases even ran over their lines for the dress rehearsal in the evening. It was an interlude of calm before the final effort, before the culmination of that effort on the Monday night, and before another culmination more serious and less pleasant.
Donald and Jean walked in the university parks. The previous day's rain had given place to a cold, invigorating autumnal sunlight. The bells were silent, but in the churches and chapels of Oxford the worship of God was being prepared in sundry different ways, ranging from the highly-polished brass of the Salvation Army to the incense and chasubles of the high church through a series of elaborate and faintly ludicrous doctrinal variations. Oxford retains some vestigial reminders of the fact that it was once one of the Christian centres of Europe. Choirboys unselfconsciously march the streets in gowns and mortar-boards; organists secretly meditate on the registration (supposed by their admirers to be spontaneous) which is to be used in accompanying the psalms; lay clerks put off their weekday occupations; scholars destined to read the lesson wander about inquiring as to the pronunciation of the more recondite Hebrew proper names; the clergy are pregnant with brief intellectual sermons; dons prepare to pay homage to the deity.