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New Song
or
A Wet Day at Walmer Castle

First published in
The Morning Chronicle
, 9th September, 1793

O! Willy is a wanton wag,
reckless joker

      The blythest lad that ere I saw

And has so well the gift of
gab
,
conversation

      He makes
John Bull
his purse-strings draw.
the British public

5
He can armies raise and navies,

      He can venture on a war;

Men and money how he levies —

      His like is neither near nor far.

For
Catskins
when he went to fight,

10
      Of insults offer'd loud did bawl,

And honest John, who thought him right,
John Bull

      At last agreed to pay for all.

But Willy then was in a passion,

      Swore he'd give John,
Nootka Sound;

15
Yet by his fam'd Negotiation

      John got ne'er an inch of ground.
1

With Russia then he would be fighting,

      For
Oczakow
, to please the
Turks
;

But John not much in war delighting,

20
      Fox soon
exposed
his humbug works.
2

For Willy's
Plans
are always droll,

      Nor saw he Poland in his map;

All
Liberty
from Pole to Pole,

      He threw in Kate's
voracious lap
.
3

25
And now he's gone to war with France,
4

        Where men and money he must send:

In short he leads John such a dance,

        That God knows when his wars may end.

From East to West, from South to North,

30
        O'er all Europe the sword he'll draw,

And not content, he'll still hold forth,

        And quarrel with
America
.
5

As he can
drink
, and not be
drunk
,

        As he can
fight
, and not be
slain
,

35
As he can
speak
and strike the
trunk
,

        That never dar'd to
strike again
;

Then what cares he for thousands lost,

        Or what cares he for thousands slain?

What cares he what wars may cost,

40
        For
Widows tears, or Mother's pain
!

And so for Sport he's gone to Dover,

        With D[undas], R[eeves], and L[ong],
6

Tho' bad at
dashing into cover,

       
They say
he can do nothing wrong.

45
And they're a set of
wanton wags
,
reckless jokers

        The
blythest lads
that e'er we saw;

While o'er their bottle Harry brags,

       
That honest John must pay for a'
.
all

These footnotes are derived from Professor Lucylle Werkmeister who first attributed the song to Burns in her seminal essay
Robert
Burns and the London Daily Press,
published in
Modern Philology
(1966). Werkmeister explains the appearance of the poem:

In September, 1793, Burns reminded George Thomson: ‘For Willie was a wanton wag' – you have a song made on purpose,

also by Hamilton, which you will find in Ramsay's [Tea-table] Miscellany, beginning ‘Willy, ne'er enquire what end'. Supposedly Burns did not intend to write such a ‘song' himself, and yet there is a political version of it in
The Morning Chronicle
of September 9 1793, which was certainly not provided by any of the Chronicle's usual contributors. The subject is sinecures and wars, and ‘Willy' is the Prime Minister, William Pitt. In August 1792, Pitt had made himself Lord Warden and Admiral of the Cinque Ports and Governor of Dover Castle … on August 27 he and his intimate, Henry (‘Harry') Dundas, Secretary of State for the Home Department, had gone to Dover to take possession of Walmer Castle. There they had remained for several ‘wet' days, both of them being addicted to port wine. Since this was the choicest of the sinecures, assuring the holder of six country houses and an income of
£
4000 a year for life, Pitt's seizure of it was still a newspaper issue in 1793 and it had often enough been charged by Fox, Sheridan, and other Opposition leaders that Pitt had deliberately involved England in a war in order to safeguard this and other emoluments (p. 324).

Unaware of her work, it was recently re-attributed to Burns in Scott Hogg's
The Lost Poems
, where Werkmeister's research procedures and results were frequently replicated. The poem appears first in
The Morning Chronicle
, but a copy was also sent to
The Edinburgh
Gazetteer
where it appears within a week of the London paper. Werkmeister goes on to argue:

Since by 1793 the
Morning Chronicle
was the principal Opposition newspaper, ‘An Excellent New Song' would have attracted some attention. But there was no sequel, and three days later (12 September, 1793) the Ministerial
Public Advertiser
published ‘LINES, On the BIRTH of a posthumous CHILD; Born in Peculiar Circumstances of Family Distress. By RO-BERT BURNS'. The heading ‘For the Public Advertiser' made it clear that Burns had submitted the poem himself, and he had evidently also authorized the use of his name. If there had been any suspicion that he was responsible for ‘An Excellent New Song' these lines in the Ministerial
Public
Advertiser
would have dispelled it … (p. 325).

She illustrates the fact that it was a customary tactic for Burns regularly to submit radical material to the Opposition press, while at the same time, sending non-radical verse under his own name to the pro-government Ministerial newspapers.

Not only do we see here Burns's unparalleled skill in turning old Scots lyrics into contemporary radical song, but his remarkable ability to compress a range of historical events into six condensed stanzas, always hitting the prime targets with satirical wit.
When
Guilford Good Our Pilot Stood
is the perfect case in point, which meticulously chronicles the key events of the American-British war.

The chief satirical victims here are William Pitt and his deputy Henry Dundas (l. 42), who was in charge of the Home Office spy network which existed throughout Britain and successfully infiltrated many groups such as The Friends of the People in Scotland and monitored the London Corresponding Society, the leading intellectual and propaganda arm of British radicalism. John Reeves (l. 42) set up the Association for Protecting Liberty and Property against Republicans and Levellers, a propaganda arm of government supporters which rallied ‘men of rank' to support the King and Constitution against the fear of invading Jacobins and their supporters at home. Charles Long (l. 42) was Secretary to the Treasury and through paying the pro-government press to speak the ministerial line, he was made a Baron. As Werkmeister comments, there is no evidence that these ‘wanton wags' visited Walmer Castle at this time (1794) for a weekend's drinking session, so this visit may be poetic licence. It was, though, common knowledge that when announcing Britain's involvement in the war against Revolutionary France, both Pitt and Dundas were drunk; the latter falling and faltering at the despatch box. Burns would have been wholly aware of Dundas's public reputation for heavy drinking. Coleridge, accordingly, called him ‘brazen faced' and Dr Wolcot (Peter Pindar) and Professor Richard Porson also emphasised this issue in their satires on him.

Werkmeister did not feel the need to strengthen her case with textual comparison. A few examples, though, are persuasive. The echo of Burns's song
Duncan Davidson
, ll. 5–8 is apparent:

A man may drink, and no be drunk;

         A man may fight, and no be slain;

A man may kiss a bonie lass,

         And ay be welcome back again!

The
New Song
(ll. 33–36) has virtually the same text, suitably adapted. The similarity is striking. The same poetic sentiment, mourning the death caused by war; the ‘widow's tears, the orphan's cry', is found in the final stanza of
Logan Braes
. A further description employing the Scots-derived ‘Kate'for ‘Catherine', referring to Catherine the Great, is also found in Burns's
Why Should Na Poor Folk Mowe
, ‘Auld Kate laid her claws on poor Stanislaus,/ And Poland has bent like a bow'.
The textual similarities cannot, however, be explained by another poet's imitation of
Duncan Davison
and
Logan Braes:
the fomer was printed anonymously and the latter was yet to be published.

Moreover, the poem contains a stylistic peculiarity of Burns, evident in his Kilmarnock edition (where he acted as publisher): an excessive use of italics, compared to other contemporaneous poetry. It is probably no coincidence that a month after Burns mentioned
Willie is A Wanton Wag
to George Thomson that a political version of it appeared in
The Morning Chronicle
. Thomson had already poured scorn on Burns's anti-war
Logan Braes
and his squeamish, at best apolitical views would have warned Burns never to send him another overtly political piece.

In recent research on interactive British radical poetry of the 1790s, we are beginning to understand not simply English-Scottish interaction, but how Burns influenced the dissenting Ulster poets. This example, signed ‘Paddy Burns', possibly written by John Orr, shows not simply radical Ulster's assimilation of Burns's poetic form (as in
The Holy Fair
) but also the Scottish poet's radical subject matter. Here, for example, are the first two stanzas of
An
Address to Mr Pitt, In Guid Braid Scotch:

Dear Billy, I'm right wae for you;

        Ye're in a hobble warse and warse:

Ye bred it a' your sell I trow,

        By pickin' quarrels like an Ass;

        ‘Bout Nooska-Sound ye made a faird,

Ye wadna want the Spotet Cats;

        Trouth ye might your three millions spared,

        An' let them rin, and catch the Rats

                               For mony a day.

‘Bout Oszacow ye fine advis'd;

        Nane maun posses't but wha ye like:

But Kate your meddlin' gaits despis'd,

        An' sent you hame wi trailin' pike.

In sullen mood ye broodin' sat,

        Watchin' whar ye might hae a chance,

To breed a scrape: at last ye gat,

        A thick dust kicket up wi' France

                               Ae luckless day.

We are not only indebted to Dr Liam McIlvanney's archival retrieval of this particular poem, but to his innovative awareness of the influence of Burns's political poetry in Ulster in the 1790s. As McIlvanney notes: ‘The common vogue for Burns's poems is itself a symptom of this shared political culture. Burns's egalitarian and democratic sentiments, his outspoken pro-Americanism, and his
depiction of the Westminster government as a ‘system of corruption all endeared him to an Ulster Presbyterian audience, and to poets like Orr and Campbell, who were to participate in the 1798 Rising'. (‘Robert Burns and the Ulster–Scots Literary Revival of the 1790s',
Bullán
, Vol. IV, No. 2, pp. 125–43).

1
‘The Convention with Spain of October 28, 1790, which resolved the dispute over Nootka Sound and which the Opposition regarded as a great humiliation for Pitt. The dispute had begun in 1789, when Spain seized a British trading station on Nootka Sound and some English vessels. Pitt seemed determined to go to war over what the Opposition maintained was only a seizure of ‘Catskins'.

2
Russia had seized Oczakow in 1788, but Pitt ignored the seizure until 1791, when he demanded that Catherine restore the town to Turkey. She refused, but there were so many petitions against the war that Pitt was compelled to forget the matter.

3
The second partition of Poland, which Pitt had not anticipated and which was an additional embarrassment to the government.

4
The annoncement that Britain was now officialy at war with France was made on 1st February, 1793.

5
The new quarrels with America were just beginning. They were settled by ‘Jay's Treaty' of 1794.

6
Dundas, who headed an army of spies and informers; John Reeves, organiser of the Association for Protecting Liberty and Property against Republicans and Levellers; and Charles Long (later Baron Farnborough), Secretary of the Treasury, who assisted in the subversion of the press. These three were regarded as the principal warmongers and conspirators against democratic liberties.

Lines on Ambition

First published in
The Edinburgh Gazetteer,
31st December, 1793.

As Caesar once perus'd the warlike page,

      Frought with the acts of Macedonia's Chief,

Discordant passions in his bosom rage,

      And sudden tears declare his inward grief.

5
And when his anxious friends, who round him stood,

      Ask'd, what disturb'd the quiet of his breast —

While yet his eyes distill'd a briny flood,

      The future tyrant thus his cares express'd —

‘[… text unreadable …] my years attain'd,

10
      His triumphs round the earth's wide orb were spread;

And [… text unreadable …] seat the hero gain'd,

      And Conquest twin'd her laurels round his head.

While I remain unnotic'd and unknown,

      A novice yet among the sons of Fame,

15
Where are the trophies I can call my own?

      What spoils of victory can Caesar claim?'

Thus Julius, burning with Ambition's fire,

      At length, thro' Roman blood, to empire rose —

But henceforth may that wretch accurs'd expire,

20
      Whose glory on his country's ruin grows.

May fortune always their endeavours bless,

      Who struggle to defend their country's cause,

May victory crown their labours with success,

      Who fight for Freedom, and for Patriot Laws.

25
But those who dare a People's rights invade,

      Who millions, for dominion would enslave;

May all their toils with infamy be paid,

      Not
tears
– but
curses
visit them to the grave.

In deep oblivion may their acts be hid,

30
      That none their despot victories may lead;

As Greece her sons, to sound
his name
forbid,

      Who, to be known, perform'd a villain's deed.
1

                                                                          A. Briton

This is attributed to Burns in Hogg's
The Lost Poems
(1997). The crucial pen-name ‘A. Briton' was first used by Burns in his anti-Hanoverian letter in
The Edinburgh Evening Courant
of November 1788 (Letter 283). We know from his personal correspondence that he was the author of this seditious letter. We are now confronted in this section with two recently discovered poems and a political essay which use this pseudonymn. Checking of the
Dictionary of Anon
ymous and Pseudonymous Literature
showed no other usage of ‘A. Briton' other than the Burns
Courant
letter during this period and mentions an obscure booklet of 1819 on bank coins, signed A. Briton. We then embarked on a sustained textual scansion of period newspapers and journals in order to discover this pen-name any-where other than in
Lines on Ambition, The Cob-Web
and the political essay from Burns's main London radical outlet,
The Morn
ing Chronicle.
No other usage was found. As we shall see, regarding the new essay, Burns was particularly keen to emphasise to
The Morning Chronicle
that he was, indeed ‘a Briton'. Further, in the late eighteenth century, this pseudonym does not precede Burns's usage and also disappears after his death.

Textually, the new poem is strikingly similar to lines written by Burns during mid-1793 in John Syme's copy of
The British Album
, a volume of the Della Cruscan poets led by Robert Merry:

PERISH their names, however great or brave,

Who in the DESPOT's cursed errands bleed!

But who for FREEDOM fill a hero's grave,

Fame with a Seraph-pen, record the glorious deed!

These lines not only read as though they were embryonic of
Lines on
Ambition
but could easily be inserted in the final part of the poem. Although the first part of the poem is rather cumbersome, Burns did compose very similar lines during mid-1793.

That the subject of ‘Ambition' might be a topic for the poet's pen is evident if a letter to Thomson, written in June 1793, is considered:

Have you ever, my dear Sir, felt your bosom ready to burst with indignation, on reading of, or seeing, how these mighty villains who divide kingdom against kingdom, desolate provinces & lay Nations waste out of the wantonness of Ambition, or often from still more ignoble passions? (Letter 566).

Moreover, the notion that Burns might curse the leaders of Britain for involving the country in a war against France (ll. 19–20, ll. 25–8), is clearly seen in a letter to Peter Hill in 1793: ‘O! may the wrath & curse of all mankind, haunt and harass these turbulent
unprincipled misc [reants] who have involved a people in this ruinous business!!!' (Letter 553).

There isno evidence to suggest this poem was copied from an English newspaper or was the work of an English poet. It does not appear in English radical newspapers. It was almost certainly sent to
The Edin
burgh Gazetteer
by Burns, who had previously employed the pen-name.

Indeed, the poet's primary educational text, under his influential tutor Murdoch, that is Arthus Masson's
A Collection of Prose and
Verse from the Best English Authors
, carries a powerful essay ‘The Twelve Caesars' which dwells on the corrupt abuse of power by the ambitious, beginning with the reign of Julius Caesar.

1
The last two lines refer to Erestrates, who, to perpetuate his name, set fire to the temple of Diana, to Esphus. As well as this specific footnote, there is also an apparently unspecified footnote in the newspaper: ‘
See Plutarch's Life
of Caesar.'

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