The Cana Mystery (2 page)

In college, Ava had been known for cracking riddles. Classmates tried to stump her at every cocktail party, but she’d amazed them all. It was a gift. Too bad it didn’t pay well.

She accepted the challenge. “Lay it on me.”

“I’ll e-mail you.”

He pecked keys. “Okay, it’s sent. I’m going on Expedia now. I’ll book you an open-ended ticket from Boston to Yemen. Simon’s lawyers will set up your visa and handle the diplomatic details. If you decide not to come, text me back at this number. Otherwise, I’ll meet you at the airport in Sana’a.”

She scrolled down to a message that was sent from
[email protected]:
“Something sought in a historic hat bag has been found.”

For half an hour Ava lay on her back and stared at the ceiling. She pondered the clue, working to discern a hidden subtext or pattern, but she made no progress. A different puzzle preoccupied her mind: After all this time, why did Paul still have her number? Before she reached a firm conclusion, she fell into a dream.

When the alarm rang, Ava rolled out of bed. She dressed, grabbed her backpack, trotted downstairs, and, it being an exceptionally sunny morning, began riding her bicycle toward Harvard. Ava was earning her doctorate from MIT, but she’d enrolled in one cross-registered history course. She didn’t need the credit; it was mainly an excuse to see her friends Gabe and Jess and to visit her beloved alma mater. After an invigorating ride, Ava skidded to a stop and secured her bike outside Lowell House. As she cut across the interior courtyard, her eyes lingered on a favorite tree, a majestic giant growing directly in front of the main entrance. Its tallest branches reached three stories; its lowest swept the ground. Each October it turned a brilliant gold, as if touched by Midas. Smiling, Ava crossed Mt. Auburn, made for Dunster Street, turned right onto Mass. Ave., and ducked into Au Bon Pain, ending up in line behind a striking young woman in a sheer tunic and skinny jeans.

“Hello, darling!” said Jess. Several male customers turned, secretly hoping. With her alluring features and sexy British accent, sable-haired Jess stood out in any crowd. A gifted scholar, she might have been Ava’s rival. Instead, Jess numbered among the kindest, most sincere people in their class. Unlike many Harvardians, who would bayonet their peers to obtain a better grade or job, Jess rose above the competitive, duplicitous environment. She’d become one of Ava’s closest confidantes and most steadfast allies.

“Ready to be televised?” Jess asked.

“What?”

“Have you forgotten? We have the guest lecture today. Bagelton. It’ll be on Book TV.”

Ava groaned. “You’ve got to be kidding. I knew he’d speak today, but I didn’t realize it would be a media event.”

Dr. Ron Bagelton was a rising academic celebrity. His books sold well, but Ava considered him guilty of pandering. The type of scholar who appeared on the History Channel, MSNBC, or
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,
his usual method was to posit spectacular hypotheses based on scant evidence. One of his best-sellers described a previously unpublished
Divine Comedy
that featured characters who were different from those in the well-known version. Bagelton alleged that, contrary to Dante’s wishes, a revisionist conspiracy had populated the inferno with victims chosen to reinforce orthodox Church values.

“It’ll be a nightmare,” Ava said, paying for their chai lattes.

“Why?”

She rolled her eyes. “Bagelton’s ego is titanic. He’ll use us as props to establish his brilliance. Our classmates haven’t read his latest book, so they’ll be unable to refute his outlandish theses. To the TV audience, polite passivity will be indistinguishable from submissive acceptance. Viewers will think Bagelton must be legit if he lectures an auditorium full of Ivy Leaguers, never mind that his treatise is just ahistorical speculation tarted up with academic gobbledygook.”

They entered Harvard Yard and walked by Wadsworth House, a clapboard structure in which Washington stayed during the Revolutionary War. They passed Widener Library and entered a redbrick building named Emerson Hall. Ava and Jess took two of the last available seats in room 105, an airy lecture hall with three hundred wooden chairs bolted to its floor. Five minutes later, Dr. Bagelton burst through the doors and strode to the rostrum. With a sinking feeling, Ava whispered, “Here we go.”

It was worse than she’d imagined. Bagelton lectured for thirty-five minutes, then spent another fifteen reading passages from his latest work,
The Philosopher-Queens,
its cover displayed for the cameras at all times. Afterward, he opened the floor to questions. There were no microphones for students. All cameras remained focused on the author. Ava recognized this bit of media manipulation. No cogent question, correction, or critique would be broadcast. Viewers would see only the speaker’s smiling, confident replies. Despite the rigged game, Ava couldn’t help but play. She raised her hand. Predictably, given the speaker’s interest in pretty college girls, he called on her right away.

“Dr. Bagelton,” she began, “your conjecture seems terribly unlikely. You assert that because highly advanced Atlanteans didn’t conquer the ancient world, Atlantis must have been a peace-loving matriarchy. The notion certainly appeals, especially to women, but you offer no verification that a place called Atlantis ever existed. Even if we suspend our disbelief on that point, no archaeological evidence supports your second premise: that Atlantis achieved an advanced technology. Furthermore, you provide zero proof that the supposed inhabitants were peaceful. Maybe they tried to conquer the region but failed. Or if they did conquer—”

“My dear,” Bagelton interrupted, “your course work must have skipped over the fact that no historical records document an Atlantean conquest, attempted or otherwise. If brave female warriors from Atlantis attacked Greece and Egypt, wouldn’t some evidence remain? Because none exists, we must conclude that the Atlanteans were pacifists.”

“No! The only logical conclusion to draw from no evidence is no conclusion.”

Bagelton’s features settled into a patronizing smirk. “As you advance in your studies, young lady, you’ll discover that much true history has been repressed and hidden by the establishment. The fact that the world’s first and, arguably, greatest civilization was dominated by strong, independent women threatened the monopoly of political power held by the Catholic Church and the European monarchs. These fearful males eradicated all evidence of Atlantis and its philosopher-queens.”

To her amazement, Ava noticed many audience members nodding. What a crock! Frustrated, she collapsed back into her chair. The bigger the lie, she thought, the more books you sell.

The speaker called on another student, who expressed his deep admiration for
The
Philosopher-Queens
and asked Bagelton if he needed a research assistant. The audience groaned, offended by such blatant boot-licking.

“I’ll be happy to consider your résumé when I return from the G8 Summit in Italy,” the author replied smugly.

After the lecture, Ava and Jess walked to the Garage, a converted building that housed a variety of shops and restaurants. Ava’s favorite served authentic Vietnamese cuisine. Inside, boisterous students dined, joked, and debated. While Ava visited the rest room, Jess ordered a bowl of pho large enough to share. Minutes later, Jess spotted Ava threading her way through the maze of busy tables. Suddenly, Ava stopped. The restaurant’s TV had captured her attention. A CNN reporter spoke.

“Catholics around the world were shocked when Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will resign for the good of the Church . . .”

Ava commanded the room to hush as the report continued.

“Thousands gathered in St. Peter’s Basilica to attend the pope’s Ash Wednesday service. The crowd gave Benedict a standing ovation. Many in the throng had tears in their eyes. Some observers waved papal flags, others lifted a huge banner reading
GRAZIE SANTITA.
Speaking softly in Italian, Benedict asked that the faithful ‘continue to pray for me, the Church, and the future pope.’ A chorus of schoolchildren sang in German. Benedict, who is Bavarian, thanked them for singing a hymn ‘particularly dear to me.’ He is the first pope to resign since Gregory XII, in 1415 . . .”

Ava shook her head. She turned from the television, came to the table, slid into a chair, and whipped out her iPhone. Jess saw that her companion was annoyed.

“What is it?”

“It wasn’t . . .” Ava inhaled deeply, paused for a beat, continued. “CNN just compared Benedict’s resignation to that of Gregory XII. The comparison isn’t valid. The circumstances are different. Gregory refused to resign unless the antipopes—”

“Antipopes?”

“After the Great Western Schism, three men claimed to head the Church: Gregory XII in Rome, Benedict XIII in Avignon, and John XXIII in Pisa. Five years of chaos convinced Church leaders to hold the Council of Constance, which strongly suggested that all three popes resign. When Benedict refused, the council excommunicated him. John and Gregory both stepped down to become cardinals, but it wasn’t an entirely voluntary move.”

Jess nodded. Ava was Googling. She found a more historically precise article and read it aloud.

“Italian newspapers have lauded Benedict’s shocking, unprecedented decision. ‘We’ve entered uncharted territory,’ remarked
La Repubblica’
s
editor in chief, Ezio Mauro. In March, cardinals will convene to elect a new pope. Regardless of who next wears the Piscatory Ring, Benedict will enjoy a life of quiet prayer in a monastery on the Vatican gardens’ far northern edge. His final papal acts will be audiences with key world leaders. Benedict has already agreed to see prominent politicians from Romania, Guatemala, Slovakia, San Marino, Andorra, his native Bavaria, and Italy. Many more requests are expected. The influential G8 has invited His Holiness to address its annual conference.

“While most Catholics praised the pope’s decision, others fear the unexpected news validates an ancient prophecy that Benedict XVI will be the last good pope, that ‘the seven-hilled city will be destroyed,’ and that these events signal the end of the world. Such dire forecasts are found in the
Prophecy of the Popes,
a collection of cryptic Latin phrases attributed to Máel Máedóc Ua Morgair . . .”

Ava rolled her eyes and closed her phone.

Jess laughed. “Wow. That last bit is something Bagelton would enjoy.”

“I know. Can you believe that guy?”

“He really got under your skin, didn’t he?”

“No. As much as I disagree with Bagelton, I’m really furious with our classmates. They should have laughed him out of the building. Why do we tolerate pseudoscholarship? Success eludes responsible, legitimate writers who never plagiarize, monkey with facts, or exaggerate findings. Meanwhile, garbage like Bagelton’s book sells a million copies.”

“Are you surprised? People love myths. We invest in fantasies to make existence feel—what’s the right word? Richer? More rewarding? Humdrum lives of quiet desperation take on meaning when they’re populated by exciting supernatural beings and apocalyptic events.”

“Does that make it rational to believe in the Roswell aliens? In Bigfoot?”

“Maybe not rational, but comforting. Lonely, frightened individuals form a community around their creed—any creed. Accepting and defending the existence of flying saucers, ghosts, angels, or Sasquatch helps certain people get along. Call it rational irrationality.”

“If people need an emotional crutch that’s fine, but it’s still a delusion. No logical person believes things without evidence. Jess, I’m not demanding irrefutable scientific proof. There’s not even a scintilla of evidence. Nil! Do these credulous saps believe a mad fairy zips from pillow to pillow collecting teeth?”

“Some probably do.”

Ava laughed. “Okay. Good point. What did Mencken say? ‘You’ll never go broke underestimating the public.’ People were convinced the world would end in 2012, and in 1844, and in the year 1000. I’d like to think humanity has advanced since the medieval era, but given the prevalence of superstition and magical thinking, I should probably be grateful no one wants to burn us as witches.”

Jess grinned. “So you don’t buy any of that stuff? Never check your horoscope?”

“No. No astrology. No conspiracy theories. No mysticism. I believe in scientific fact. Humans apprehend truth through rigorous experiment and analysis. Suggestions to the contrary are soft-minded nonsense or snake-oil scams.”

“That sounds like your father talking.”

It did. Richard Fischer was a paragon of scientific integrity. An atmospheric chemist at NASA, he’d been pressured by two administrations to revise data on how chlorofluorocarbons—CFCs—destroy ozone in the presence of high-frequency ultraviolet light. Both times he’d refused, obliterating his prospects for advancement. Yet he’d become a hero in Ava’s eyes. She smiled, thinking of her father, and wondered how her parents would react if she went to Yemen.

Sipping a spoonful of savory broth, Ava had a brainstorm. “Hey, I’m going to read you a message. Tell me if you know what it means: ‘Something sought in a historic hat bag has been found.’”

Jess frowned. She mouthed each word, reflected a moment, then replied, “I’ve no earthly idea. What is it?”

“I don’t know. It came this morning—supposed to be a riddle.”

“A guy sent it, right?”

“Yeah. Why?”

“Only a person who never shops would say ‘hat bag.’ Hats come in boxes.”

Ava’s eyes widened, and for a second she looked dazed. She fell back in her seat.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes, I’m perfect,” Ava replied, tossing her napkin onto the table. “Could you cover a few of my classes next week?”

Back at Lowell House, Ava climbed the stairs and let herself inside with the key that Gabe insisted she have. Dropping onto the ratty couch, she borrowed Gabe’s iPad and wrote H-A-T-B-A-G on the touchscreen. Then, she rearranged those six letters into “T-A-B-G-H-A.” A search under that spelling revealed dozens of websites. She picked one at random.