Authors: Jim Tully
When they were alone, Hot and Cold Daily said, “I've never pulled a fast one on you yet, have I, Tim?”
“Well, some that were not so slow.”
“Then we're evenâremember the one you pulled after the fight between Blinky Miller and Jerry Wayne?”
“I can't say as I doâmine is a busy life.” Tim's head shook. “It must have been long agoâpoor Jerry!”
“Well, you made a prime sucker out of me. I still remember it.”
Silent Tim smiled.
As a young fellow, Daily reported the fight Jerry Wayne had with Blinky Miller.
No decision was given. Thousands of dollars were wagered on the result.
There was a hot dispute as to which had won.
Quietly, Silent Tim approached young Daily. “Who do you think won, me lad?”
“Why, Jerry Wayne by a mile, and I intend to say so out loud in
The Bulletin
tomorrow.”
“You're a young man, but a shrewd judge of fighters,” Tim said.
Pleased, the callow young reporter left.
Tim joined the vociferous gamblers.
“Well, of course,” he drawled some time later, “I
have five thousand on my own manâand Jerry had that much on himself. I want to show my faith in the leading newspaper. I'll pay my money on
The Bulletin's
decisionâand so will Jerryâ”
“That's a go,” responded several gamblers in unison.
Not till long afterward did Hot and Cold Daily learn how Silent Tim Haney had used him.
“You don't remember, huh?”
“No, indeed notâI made it an early rule at the beginning of a turbulent life never to remember an injury.”
Hot and Cold Daily exploded, “Well, I'll be damned. Anyhow, we'll skip it, Tim. I just want to convince you I'm on the level.”
“What'll it cost?” Tim asked.
“Not a red cent. I just want you to encourage your boy to see all he can of Berniece Burue. It'll do him good.”
“And why, may I ask?”
“Well, you can't keep him caged up forever like a bomb on the way to explodeâif you'd had her he wouldn't of run away the other time.”
“He was in the Oregon woods.”
“That's what you say, but I'll never double-cross you, Tim.”
“I'll never believe it till you die without doin' it,” Tim said with warmth.
“Why do you always think the worst of people?”
“I don't,” answered Tim, “they're just what they are. But if you think the worst, you're generally right. I wouldn't be mad at Shane for havin' big muscles, or you a pug nose.”
“We'll let my nose rideâI'm asking you to encourage Shane with this girl. He needs her.”
“Do you remember Jerry Wayne?” came Tim's incisive question. “Well, he married a girlâand may I never rest easy in my grave if I ever forgive herâthat awful little pimple on a great man's heartâshe was born for the preliminary stumble-bum she finally marriedâbut first she married Jerry, long enough to kill his soul and have a funeral for it every dayâso she and her damned sparrow friends could sing like crows over itâI know I shouldn't blame her, but damn her, I doâand I will if I live to be a millionâif I ever feel myself gettin' cool about her, I'll jump in the fire of the rotten memory of her and get hot all over again.”
As a newspaperman, Hot and Cold Daily knew that the best stories were those he dared not write.
Silent Tim continued, “You forgive your enemy so he can sharpen his knife, and no quarrel is ever made up; so I'll have no more of her.”
“But don't judge 'em all alikeâthis gal's different.”
“A different dress, maybe, but still the sameâand look what happened to the Dublin Slasherâa big tree cut down because he had a bird in his headâa fine growin' lad who'd of been heavyweight champion.”
“Well, Tim, you won't trust me, eh? I could have crucified your fighter in the paper.”
“I can say nothing to that. If it'll make you sleep well, you can go ahead and print whatever you like-but if you doâthe arm of God will never be around youâeither here or hereafterâ He'd scorn you here, and it'd be too hot for Him there.”
“It's a good story, Timâand my job's to write.”
“Yes, yesâsomebody must clean the streetsâand you may as well rake the gutter of your brain as the next manâyou don't dare tell the storyâyour mother's ghostâif you weren't hatched out of a buzzard's egg-would haunt you.”
“But, Timâdon't take it so seriously. It's like you sayâall in the game.”
“The heart of a great man like Shane should be in the gameâa man who can crack a blow as quick as the flick of a tiger's pawâhe should be above your little rapsacalityâand you'd tie a skirt to him, like the tail of a kite in a still windâan eagle with lead wings lookin' dreary at the sky. Shane wants no such womanâwhat could she bring himâthe latest tune from a songwriter's vacant brain. He can make stronger music by the swish of his gloves. Why, you're not married yourself, and all you have to do is wring the diapers of your mindâand you get paid for itâand the boobs read your pother as though you knew what you were writin' aboutâwhy, you're nothin' but a lookin' glassâand all that's in you is the thoughts and doin's of bigger and braver men.”
There was a smile in Hot and Cold Daily's eye. “But, Tim, why lambast me?âyou'd think I was Joe Slack.”
“My God, you braggart, of course you're not Joe Slack. Why you'd rattle in his skin. Jaysus Christâif you say soâ”
“But now listen, Tim, let the girl be close to him. The white velvet in the nightâa rainbow in the morning
âwhy you can't keep a girl like that away from him.”
“Ho, hoâ'white velvet in the night'âyou talk like a poet with a floozy in your head. Men never win fights when there's too much white velvet in the nightâlet them have the dames who have nothin' to doâbut a fighter who gallivants with gloves and who crashes a man like Bangor Lang to the floorâtell me, damn your Daily soulâwhat can he have to say to a butterfly with a skirt?”
“Well, many a good man falls for themâlook at Napoleonâ” Hot and Cold Daily's eyes were lit with humor.
“You look at himâthe puny little runt! Shane Rory could of spanked him before every battleâhuhâyou think of the half-menâ”
“Jim Corbett liked women.”
“A dancer with glovesâjabbin' and runnin' backwardsâwhat could he do with men like Rory and Jones, who punch and go in till they either knock a building down or know what's holdin' it up.” He grunted with disgustâ “That ham, Corbett, with his ring-around-the-rosy in the ringâa nance weighin' two hundred.”
“But Corbett always spoke well of you.”
Silent Tim jerked his head in surprise. “Why the hell shouldn't he? I never did a Romeo in the ringâand âtwas not from my example a lot of sunken-chested fairies begun to flit about with gloves.”
“But Jim was a decent fellow, Tim.”
“I'm not sayin' a word about him as a manâexcept
that he wasn't much good as a fighterâwhy his seconds had to carry a big lookin' glass in the ringâhe even complained that Kid McCoy hit him too hard.”
“There was a good manâMcCoy.”
“Yesâhe was the livin' argument against women,” Silent Tim frowned. “And it's my job under Heaven to protect Shane Rory.”
“For fifty percent,” put in Hot and Cold Daily.
“You're lyin' as you sit, Hoten Cold. Sure, I must live, the same as you, unfortunatelyâbut if you can tell me that according to my own lights I ever pointed a finger or deserted a friend, I'll buy the candles for your funeralâgladly.”
“All rightânever pointed a finger, huh? How about Barney McCoy?”
“That's differentâhe did a Benedict Arnold. I'd rather point a gun at him than a finger.”
“I don't suppose you ever crossed anybody up.” Daily's eyes had a touch of mirth.
“Neverâwhen I give my word.”
“The hell of it is, you never give your word, Tim.”
“You're right, a man's word's his lantern in the darkâit should not be lightly given.”
He glanced out of the window.
“Will you let me out at the Royal, I have a late talk on with Daniel Muldowney.”
“Sure thing, give the old rascal my love,” responded Daily.
“And what would he be doin' with your love?” asked Tim.
“You can't tell,” laughed Daily.
“Good night, you scalawag, you woman lover,” Tim said testily.
With slow step and solemn expression, he went into the building.
“Good evening, Daniel.”
“Good evening to you, Tim. What's on your heavy mind this night?”
“The weight of the world, DanielâI've been carryin' it since mornin'.”
“Put down the load in your old friend's hands, Timothy. It's no time to weight yourself down when you're so near the home stretchâwith the greatest man in the world.”
“And the wildest,” cut in Tim.
“Never mind thatâif he wasn't that he'd be something else. Gawd, I'd give me soul in hell to punch like him.”
“But I got a sad letter this mornin',” said Tim.
“Oh we're all gettin' sad lettersâthey make the mail slow.”
“But mine was from some lawyers.”
For a fleeting second a glint of steel came into Daniel Muldowney's eyes.
“Lawyersâtrouble?”
“Yes, Dan, four lawyers.”
“And what's it about?”
“The boy.”
“You mean our Shaney?”
“Yes, Daniel.”
“Four lawyers,” Muldowney snapped the words, “Who are they?”
“Goldfinger, Goldfinger, Goldfinger and Riley.”
Muldowney smiled. “That last fellow must be a Jew.”
“You may be right, Danielâbut there's one Irishman there, I knowâthere's trouble. I know them allâI mean these lawyers.”
“Where are they located?”
“Los Angeles.”
“And what's the trouble?”
“It seems that Shaney deported or imported, or some damn thing, a girl from Cheyenne to Frisco and stayed there with her for no moral purposeâher name is Dilly Dally.”
Again Daniel Muldowney smiled.
“Can you import a gal with a name like that?”
“Yes, I saw the little bitch with him in Hollywood.”
“And was she purty?”
“Yes, damn her soul,” replied Tim. “And what can we do, Daniel?” His eyes narrowed, his jaws clicked, “Nothin' will stop me now.”
As if to soothe a terrible tension, he lapsed into the ancient Irish habit of smoothing it with velvet. Softly he said, “I know this Mr. Rileyâ Ah, Daniel, he's a snake on a rock and the warm sun shinin', he's quiet as down and glib as a sparrow losin' a worm. There's an eternal justice, Danielâit's higher than the mountains and lower than the seaâif you do evil, it floats on the wind and strangles you for breath.”
Daniel Muldowney's words broke in with a dolorous croon, “Take it easy, Tim, take it easyâthey may stretch the rope but they'll never hang the boy.”
Daniel Muldowney rose, and cracked the next words like a whip, “remember that!”
“I will, Daniel, I will. You see, I've learned to like the boyâI don't want to see him suffer.” His voice rose, “They can put him in the penitentiary for that.”
“He's not there yet, Tim.”
Daniel Muldowney fell into a large leather chair and stared at the millions of lights below. Himself an Australian jailbird at twenty-three, wrestler, bruiser, politicianâthe ruler of his worldâruthless, relentless and dew-soft, according to the mood or the occasion, he had from his fortieth year not seen the day he could not comand ten million dollars.
When breaking in as a promoter, a rival said, “This'll cost you a million a year.”
“I'll last ten years,” he said.
Tim did not disturb the silence, but gazed over Muldowney's shoulder.
“I was just thinkin', Tim, how long we've known each other.”
“Yes, Danânearly thirty-seven years.”
“We've had nothin' and everything, Tim, but the most we've had is we understand each other so's we can talk with our eyes and they don't know what we're sayin'. I remember the first time we metâI didn't have enough money in the house to pay the other fighterâyou took one look at me and said, âI'll put in the rest
of the purse and fight him for you. I like the cut of your jib'âI'll never forget that, Timothy.”
“And neither will I, Danielâthe fellow nearly knocked me down with a sucker punchâand then we all got pinched.”
The two wealthy hoodlums chuckled.
“But those lawyers, Timothyâwhat did they say?”
“They'd give Mr. Rory four weeks to answerâthey wanted no unpleasantnessâthe girl had suffered greatly as a result of this journeyâbut they did not wish to worry Mr. Rory at this critical stage of his career. And then a gentleman called today and said that perhaps the whole matter could be settled for a few hundred thousand dollars.”
“Ho, ho,” chuckled Muldowney. “You can build a pyramid for that.”
“Of course, DanielâI'd rather pay you than lawyers.”
“I know you would, Timâit's not money now, it's justiceâthe boy's done no wrong. A floozy over a State lineâand to pay such money or go to jail for that. Why I'd sneak one into heavenâbut why did he take her?”
“God knows,” replied Tim. “You can get a club woman for nothin' in most towns.”
“Well, do nothin' Timâlet Blinky watch the boyâif it goes to trial, it'll cost a fortuneâand some simple thing like that'll crack the boy's careerâwe can't have it, Tim.”
“I know, Daniel, if they crack a suit, he'll lose to
Sullyâhe's that high geared. I saw the Dublin Slasher break.”