The Book of the Dead (10 page)

“Fascinating,” said el-Kafir el-Sheikh, poking gently at the face with the stem of his pipe. He stood up. “Are we moving him today?”

“I was thinking we would,” Suyuti replied. “Get him back to the hotel. It’s the peat that has preserved him, and now he’s exposed to the air he’s going to start decaying. He needs to go into the chemical bath back at the hotel. You see,” Suyuti said, as they started climbing, single file, out of the tent, el-Kafir el-Sheikh carrying one torch and Suyuti the other, “he’s not a true mummy. When
our
ancestors mummified a man they did it properly: took out the viscera and brains, all the matter that would putrefy quickly. They cleaned everything up. But this dirty fellow has all his guts and brains intact – they just strangled him and shoved in the bog!”

“Clean,” Gurbati observed gloomily, “is an alien concept to these people.”

Back inside the hut they found Bille and the boy huddled about the stove. It was, el-Kafir el-Sheikh thought with an inward sigh, hard to dispute Gurbati’s prejudice when faced with the two of them: grimy faces, unwashed clothes. A tight, sweaty stink seemed permanently attached to them, as if they never bathed. Suyuti shooed them away and the four archeologists pulled up chairs and smoked their pipes. El-Akkad fetched some a folding table, and the wooden paddles from a crate in the corner of the hut, and el-Kafir el-Sheikh diverted them for half an hour by reading the runes aloud, translating as he went. “There’s not much here,” he said. “Itineraries, heads of cattle – this one is a royal proclamation, declaring that King Rudolphus claims all the land from the north sea to the southern mountains.”

He read out another, hesitating over the characters. “Well I’m not sure what this one is – a poem, maybe. It doesn’t really make a lot of sense.”

“Difficult to know what to
do
with these things,” said el-Akkad. “We could put them on display in the museum, but who wants to see some old wood tablets? I was thinking if there’s anything exciting – a new Beowulf story, maybe – something that would tickle the popular appetite for northern exoticism.”

“He was thinking maybe publishing a translation and making his fortune,” boomed Suyuti, with a laugh.

“It would be of
scholarly
interest,” insisted el-Akkad.

“I don’t think there’s anything here like that,” said el-Kafir el-Sheikh. He read another one aloud. “What a barbarous language it is,” noted Gurbati. “And as much gibberish to those two as to us!” He gestured at the two Jutland servants in the corner.

“Well if you don’t want them for the university in Aarhus,” said el-Kafir el-Sheikh, stacking the clicky wooden tablets one on top of the other. “Then I would love to take them back to Cairo with me. We have Danologists who would love to get their hands on this.”

“We can discuss it later,” said Suyuti. “Bille!” he called. “Hans, come along! We’ll need you to help us lever the body out of the… Hans!” he shouted. “Stop that! What are you doing?”

What Hans was doing could best be described as dancing. His eyes were wide open, popping from his circular face, his arms were stiff at his side. He hopped in a rapid, jittery jig from left foot to right foot. The old man, Bille, was regarding the lad with frank horror, “Stop!” yelled Suyuti, angrily. “What do you think you’re
doing
, boy?”

The child opened his mouth, and gurgled. Black blood poured from his lips. His arms jerked and flew away from his sides, and with a crash he fell backwards onto the wooden boards. The four scientists leapt up. The lad was supine, thrashing as if in the middle of a conniption fit. Blood began to ooze from the pores of his face. His shirt and trousers soaked black from within. His eyeballs had rolled up white, and the sockets filled with red. In moments he stopped moving.

The four men, and the servant, stood motionless, horrified. “What?” el-Kafir el-Sheikh gasped. “What?”

“It is the curse-death,” said Bille, in a gravel voice. “The curse-death of the bog king! We have all seen it, minherren! We are all cursed too.”

“Curse, nonsense,” barked Suyuti, “It must be some terrible medical condition – the poor fellow!”

“Do you think it’s contagious?” Gurbati wanted to know, stepping back from the boy body. Blood was still oozing from him, seeping between the planks of the floor.

“We should call the police,” said el-Kafir el-Sheikh. “We should notify the authorities.”

“There aren’t any phone wires out here,” Suyuti said. “We could make our way to Tollund – that’s the nearest village. But there are no phone lines there either; it’s a tiny place, a community of farmers and a couple of Ummah policemen in an outpost. Better to go back to the hotel.”

El-Kafir el-Sheikh looked down. To think he was gazing on a fresh corpse! Yet it felt queerly unreal. The strange thing was that the dark-brown body in the trench outside had a greater heft about it, a sense of the gravity of actual deceased humanity. This diminutive shape, wet with dark fluid, looked like a doll. “Where was he from?”

“
I
don’t know,” said Suyuti. “One of the villages, I suppose. Tollund, probably.”

“We can’t leave him here.”

“We can’t take him with us!”

“Bury him,” said el-Akkad. “Get Bille to dig a grave.”

“Burn him, rather, minherren,” exclaimed Bille, waving his arms. He added something in his own language, but gabbled it too fast for el-Kafir el-Sheikh to be able to understand. Then, in Masri: “burn the body, or more will die!”

“The police will surely want to look at the corpse,” Suyuti declared. “So we can’t burn it; and we can’t just leave it here.” But then Gurbati worried aloud about wolves, which hadn’t occurred to el-Kafir el-Sheikh; so they did bury it in the end – a shallow grave, that Bille dug very complainingly. The corpse was so covered in blood that there was nowhere to hold him without dirtying one’s hands; in the end they wrapped a rope about his feet and dragged him outside and into the trench

They agreed to postpone undertaking further work on the mummy until after the police had examined the scene; given them the all-clear. In the circumstances there was nothing else for them to do but return to the hotel. Suyuti went outside to tie down the canvas over the trench, but he came back in a state of agitation. “The mummy is gone.”

“Gone!”

Naturally they all rushed out to see for themselves. It was true. The body had been stolen. The man-shaped indentation remained in the mud, showing exactly how the figure had once lain curled on its side. They searched the length of the trench, and then moved in a series of wider circles through the foggy ground outside, but there was no sign of the body.

“Gurbati!” Suyuti called. “Do you have your pistol?”

“I do.”

“Good. I’m also armed.”

“What are you bellowing about
guns
for?” el-Akkad wanted to know.

“Isn’t it obvious?” Suyuti replied, in a lower voice. “Somebody has stolen the mummy. Whoever they are, they’re dangerous. There must be more than one of them, or they couldn’t have got the body away. You think it mere coincidence that the boy died just when he did? It was a diversionary tactic – they poisoned him, to keep us occupied. Murder is nothing to
them
.”

The fog seemed to have crept into el-Kafir el-Sheikh’s stomach; his whole torso felt cold. “But what do they want with a mummy?”

“These people,” Gurbati said, “are a mess of superstitions and muddled religion. Who knows what devil-magic they hope to perform? We really ought to get back to the hotel. We need to get the police out here. We need the colonial military to go through the whole area.”

They found Bille by the grave of the lad, on his knees in the dirt with his palms pressed together over his head, after the manner of the strange religion of the land. He was not happy to be interrupted, but he did what he was ordered, howsoever surlily. They all clambered into the vehicle. It took a repeated series of backward-forward manoeuvres, each one topped with a bone-breaking sound of gears being shifted, before the automobile was facing the right way. Then drove off down the track, through the gates, and el-Kafir el-Sheikh felt a weight lift from his soul. He was the least superstitious person in the world, but it
was
good to get away from that place. “Is that how the others died?” el-Kafir el-Sheikh asked the Jutlander. “Did they – sweat blood until they died?”

“Some, minherr,” Bille replied. “Some melted away, like lard in a pan. Some exploded,
bmm!
and flew in lumps in all directions.” He smacked his lips.

The road began to climb, and all at once the wheels of the vehicle became stuck in the soft ground. They all had to get out and push, save only Bille crouched over the steering wheel. By the time they had freed the automobile and hefted it to the top of the rise the four archaeologists were mud-caked up to their hips, and spattered all about their bodies and faces. Suyuti in particular was in a foul mood. “Cursed countryside – this is the very landscape of uncleanness!” he yelled.

El-Kafir el-Sheikh could not disagree. It was not the mud, only; it was the fog. There was something noisome about the vapour. It had thickened, and its pearl chill had yellowed, acquired a buttery, rancid quality. It stuck in the throat. “Come along, gentlemen,” he called, trying to chivvy himself along with everybody else. “Back in the car and to the hotel. A hot bath will restore us to humanity!”

That was when they saw the mummy.

There was no mistaking it: el-Kafir el-Sheikh has studied that leathern face, with its millennially-etched detail of wrinkle and stubble, carefully enough. And now it was standing in the headlights of the automobile. Its skinny arms were little more than two bones; but its face was solid, fleshy. Its eyes were open: they glinted blackly in the electric beam of the headlight.

For a moment nobody moved. Then the mummy opened its mouth, and began to speak – one word, two, three emerged, impossibly, from the dead man’s mouth. El-Kafir el-Sheikh was thrown. It was no language he recognised; neither Marsi, nor Old Danish, nor even New Danish. The creature stopped, as if to draw breath; but what use could it have with breath? Then it uttered a string of words. One sounded like the Old Danish for “possession”; but el-Kafir el-Sheikh could not be sure.

This weird monologue was interrupted by Bille’s screaming – the big man opened his own mouth wide and howled like a dog. He gunned the engine and, notwithstanding than none of the four archaeologists were inside the car, accelerated hard. The left front bumper struck the mummy with an audible clunk. The dark leather man lurched and span away into the mist – but the automobile did not stop. “Bille!” Suyuti shouted. “Come back, man!”

For a long minute the throaty diminuendo of the vanishing car was the only sound. Then everything was quiet again, the eerie muffled silence of fog. “I’ll have him flogged,” Suyuti fumed. “That dog!”

“I suppose, then, that we are walking back to the hotel,” el-Akkad said.

“Are we going to pretend we didn’t see that?” el-Kafir el-Sheikh demanded. “The
mummy
? It was right there!”

“I only saw the mummy,” said Suyuti,

“What do you mean, you only saw?”

“I mean,” said Suyuti, stomping over to where the car had been. “There must have been people, or at least a person, propping it up – to play that… trick upon us. There must have been, but I didn’t see
them
. Perhaps they were dressed in white?”

“It was a strange thing to see,” said Gurbati, in a cowed voice.

“Bille knocked it over,” said al-Akkad. “Drove straight at it and knocked it down. It must be just
there
– where you’re standing, Mohammed.”

“I know,” snapped Suyuti. “But I can’t see anything. This cursed fog! Gamal – could you bring your lamp over here?

The only thing el-Kafir el-Sheikh wanted to do was to run – to get away from that place as fast as his legs could propel him. If a jinn had appeared and offered him instant transportation back to Cairo for the price of all his personal wealth, he would have taken the deal without a moment’s thought. But here he was, stuck in this remote place, in the whited-out cold. It took an effort of will, and he was not naturally a brave man, but he conquered his panic. Suyuti and he then spent twenty minutes searching the soggy turf, looking first for the mummy, and when it became apparent that it was not to be found, looking for the traces of whoever had carried it there. They found nothing; not so much as a footprint. “The turf, though wet, is pretty springy,” Suyuki said. “Footprints might not leave much of an impression.”

“Are we sure we saw – what we all think we saw?” el-Akkad asked. “Might it be some kind of… collective hallucination?”

“It spoke!” cried el-Kafir el-Sheikh.

“Bille clearly thought it was real,” Gurbati said. “And for a hallucination it made a hell of a
thwunq
when he drove into it.”

“Well it’s not here now,” said Suyuti. “And in this fog we won’t be able to track it. I think the best thing we can do is walk back to the hotel. It’ll take us a while.”

“We’re simply going – to walk away?” el-Kafir el-Sheikh asked.

“You propose we stay here?” returned Gurbati. “This fog is bad enough in the daytime; imagine how it will be after sunset! Come –
you’re
the rationalist, my friend. I agree that we have seen some strange things; but there must be a scientific explanation.”

“I suppose there must,” el-Kafir el-Sheikh conceded.

“To subscribe to supernatural explanations,” Suyuti went on, giving his hands alternately a rub and a squeeze and stamping his feet, “would be to sink to the level of the natives. We can do better than that.”

“And to speak for myself, I’ll find it easier,” el-Akkad agreed, “to discuss the possibilities inside, with a hot meal in my belly. And a pipe.”

They started walking. To begin with it was easy enough following the road; and after half an hour it even looked as though the fog was thinning. A drizzle started falling, and everybody grew colder and grumpier. “At least,” Suyuti declared, “the rain will drive away the fog!” But it didn’t happen. The drizzle faded, leaving them wet to the skin, and the fog was still all about them. Then the road led them down into a declivity and the mist thickened so much that el-Kafir el-Sheikh lost sight not only of his surroundings but even of his fellow travellers. The men called to one another to prevent them losing touch, and after an hour the road rose again. As they went up the fog thinned somewhat. The trunks of trees became dimly visible in the cataracting blankness of the mist.