The Book of Intimate Grammar (13 page)
Read The Book of Intimate Grammar Online
Authors: David Grossman
She was a beauty, Mutzi-Chaim.
Plump and graceful, black-and-white.
Aron gazed at her affectionately, he hadn’t seen her for a very long time, they had parted on bad terms, long ago, it seemed, but he wasn’t angry anymore, he smiled at her and decided to head back, at his age cats weren’t that exciting anymore.
But all of a sudden Mutzi yowled and rolled over, rubbing her neck voluptuously in the dust, and Aron realized that the other two cats must be rutty males, and he had to smirk as he watched them, the way their eyes never left her as she lay there licking her inner thigh.
The pads on her paws were pink and puffy.
The yellow tomcat howled in pain.
Mutzi regarded him a moment, then licked herself all the way up her thigh, where suddenly her tongue met the other little mouth that opened there.
Aron cleared his throat.
He could feel their maleness bristle at the sight of her rosy penetralia.
The big black tom approached with an almost martial rigidity of limb, slowly swishing his tail, till Aron could feel the panther-python movements winding around his waist.
He kneeled down cautiously, parting the shafts of wild wheat to peek out at the cats.
Plump and graceful, black-and-white.
Aron gazed at her affectionately, he hadn’t seen her for a very long time, they had parted on bad terms, long ago, it seemed, but he wasn’t angry anymore, he smiled at her and decided to head back, at his age cats weren’t that exciting anymore.
But all of a sudden Mutzi yowled and rolled over, rubbing her neck voluptuously in the dust, and Aron realized that the other two cats must be rutty males, and he had to smirk as he watched them, the way their eyes never left her as she lay there licking her inner thigh.
The pads on her paws were pink and puffy.
The yellow tomcat howled in pain.
Mutzi regarded him a moment, then licked herself all the way up her thigh, where suddenly her tongue met the other little mouth that opened there.
Aron cleared his throat.
He could feel their maleness bristle at the sight of her rosy penetralia.
The big black tom approached with an almost martial rigidity of limb, slowly swishing his tail, till Aron could feel the panther-python movements winding around his waist.
He kneeled down cautiously, parting the shafts of wild wheat to peek out at the cats.
For a moment they remained perfectly still.
Evening sounds from the building project reverberated in his ears.
Pots clattering, a song on the radio, water running in the shower; Edna Bloom on the telephone, talking to her parents in Hungarian, raising her voice till it cracked, as usual.
Windows closed, blinds rolled down.
Then the yellow tom leaped in the air and smacked the black one under the eye, and the two of them tumbled in the dust, fierce with the knowledge of things to come, ripping each other to pieces, howling and yowling, drenched in darkness, and Aron squatted and gasped with astonishment, even his recalcitrant ofzeluchi brain momentarily drank in the frothy blood his heart had been withholding so long.
Presently the black cat surrendered and slinked away, sloughing off the disgrace of innumerable lost futures, and the yellow one, panting and prickly with the terrors of war, approached
the female and started yowling in her ear.
Mutzi-Chaim turned her head as though she wanted to think it over, but then she let out an identical yowl, how did she make that sound, he wondered, and again he envisioned Mutzi-Chaim in the early days, his lithesome kitten, poised like an elastic muscle with a triangular head you could hold in your palm, and he decided to raise her as a vegetarian, he wouldn’t let anyone feed her meat or bones, he had this idea, he wanted to prove it could be done, that you could prevent a cat from growing up carnivorous; he even thought of training her to perform with pigeons, to add a little variety to the Houdini act, but his parents laughed at him; Gideon was skeptical too, which made Aron all the more determined to prove that nothing was impossible, and for the next few weeks, or maybe months, he kept Mutzi-Chaim locked in the bomb shelter and fed her out of his own hands, and felt a surge of pride as she sidled up with eyes only for him, and rubbed against him though he hadn’t brought her a single bite of meat; and one day he came down to the shelter and found her gone—there was a hole in the ventilator grid—but he never lost faith in her, he defended her to tears whenever Mama and Papa teased him about the way she ransacked the garbage cans at night behind his back and feasted on chicken legs, and when he screamed that they were lying and pounded the floor with his fists, they laughed their heads off and said, Why don’t we conduct a little experiment, then: go call your vegetarian pussy and let’s find out, and he refused, but Papa opened the door and went “Pssss” and in she pranced with her tail held high, kitty-catting over and rubbing against his legs, purring loudly, and then Aron really blew up and told them to leave her alone, but Papa grabbed him, roaring with laughter, and pinned his arms down, and Mama exploded with hilarious gurgling noises, and then she took a piece of dripping red liver out of the refrigerator, he couldn’t believe it, she was about to waste a good piece of liver on a cat, and Aron screamed as loud as he could, Watch out, Mutzi-Chaim, it’s poisoned, but she scurried to the liver Mama had put in the saucer from the table service Gamliel and Rochaleh gave them for their wedding, and Mutzi-Chaim, humming electrically from her ears to the tip of her tail, grabbed the liver with her bare teeth, which looked different all of a sudden, and Papa let go of Aron, exchanging secret glances with Mama, and together they watched him approach Mutzi-Chaim, recoiling at the sound that came, not from her mouth, but from deep inside her, a
strange new sound, like a throaty snarl; she had turned into a stranger, clenching the liver between fiercely bared teeth, her ears flattened ominously; and then she arched her back, crouched down, and slinked out of the house, and Aron burst into tears and ran around wailing that the Houdini act was ruined, till he bumped into something soft, his magnanimous Mama, who forgave him everything, and hugged him tightly to her breasts with pity, with love, effacing the memory of the arching cat and that awful sound he could hear again now, though it didn’t frighten him anymore.
The cats’ ears were so flat it seemed as if an invisible presence were trying to strip them of their earthly guise, and Aron crawled forward, and the tall grass brushed against his face as the triangular heads of the male and Mutzi-Chaim came together and they yowled their gravelly song, so loudly Aron couldn’t stand it anymore.
Suddenly Mutzi-Chaim veered around and Aron let out a shameful moan.
At that she blinked with annoyance and streaked away, the male in pursuit, and Aron after them.
An old woman playing with her grandchildren watched him from the sandbox, so he pretended to be a child, a child chasing cats, diving into the rosemary bushes, where he found them snuggling together like sweethearts.
Evening sounds from the building project reverberated in his ears.
Pots clattering, a song on the radio, water running in the shower; Edna Bloom on the telephone, talking to her parents in Hungarian, raising her voice till it cracked, as usual.
Windows closed, blinds rolled down.
Then the yellow tom leaped in the air and smacked the black one under the eye, and the two of them tumbled in the dust, fierce with the knowledge of things to come, ripping each other to pieces, howling and yowling, drenched in darkness, and Aron squatted and gasped with astonishment, even his recalcitrant ofzeluchi brain momentarily drank in the frothy blood his heart had been withholding so long.
Presently the black cat surrendered and slinked away, sloughing off the disgrace of innumerable lost futures, and the yellow one, panting and prickly with the terrors of war, approached
the female and started yowling in her ear.
Mutzi-Chaim turned her head as though she wanted to think it over, but then she let out an identical yowl, how did she make that sound, he wondered, and again he envisioned Mutzi-Chaim in the early days, his lithesome kitten, poised like an elastic muscle with a triangular head you could hold in your palm, and he decided to raise her as a vegetarian, he wouldn’t let anyone feed her meat or bones, he had this idea, he wanted to prove it could be done, that you could prevent a cat from growing up carnivorous; he even thought of training her to perform with pigeons, to add a little variety to the Houdini act, but his parents laughed at him; Gideon was skeptical too, which made Aron all the more determined to prove that nothing was impossible, and for the next few weeks, or maybe months, he kept Mutzi-Chaim locked in the bomb shelter and fed her out of his own hands, and felt a surge of pride as she sidled up with eyes only for him, and rubbed against him though he hadn’t brought her a single bite of meat; and one day he came down to the shelter and found her gone—there was a hole in the ventilator grid—but he never lost faith in her, he defended her to tears whenever Mama and Papa teased him about the way she ransacked the garbage cans at night behind his back and feasted on chicken legs, and when he screamed that they were lying and pounded the floor with his fists, they laughed their heads off and said, Why don’t we conduct a little experiment, then: go call your vegetarian pussy and let’s find out, and he refused, but Papa opened the door and went “Pssss” and in she pranced with her tail held high, kitty-catting over and rubbing against his legs, purring loudly, and then Aron really blew up and told them to leave her alone, but Papa grabbed him, roaring with laughter, and pinned his arms down, and Mama exploded with hilarious gurgling noises, and then she took a piece of dripping red liver out of the refrigerator, he couldn’t believe it, she was about to waste a good piece of liver on a cat, and Aron screamed as loud as he could, Watch out, Mutzi-Chaim, it’s poisoned, but she scurried to the liver Mama had put in the saucer from the table service Gamliel and Rochaleh gave them for their wedding, and Mutzi-Chaim, humming electrically from her ears to the tip of her tail, grabbed the liver with her bare teeth, which looked different all of a sudden, and Papa let go of Aron, exchanging secret glances with Mama, and together they watched him approach Mutzi-Chaim, recoiling at the sound that came, not from her mouth, but from deep inside her, a
strange new sound, like a throaty snarl; she had turned into a stranger, clenching the liver between fiercely bared teeth, her ears flattened ominously; and then she arched her back, crouched down, and slinked out of the house, and Aron burst into tears and ran around wailing that the Houdini act was ruined, till he bumped into something soft, his magnanimous Mama, who forgave him everything, and hugged him tightly to her breasts with pity, with love, effacing the memory of the arching cat and that awful sound he could hear again now, though it didn’t frighten him anymore.
The cats’ ears were so flat it seemed as if an invisible presence were trying to strip them of their earthly guise, and Aron crawled forward, and the tall grass brushed against his face as the triangular heads of the male and Mutzi-Chaim came together and they yowled their gravelly song, so loudly Aron couldn’t stand it anymore.
Suddenly Mutzi-Chaim veered around and Aron let out a shameful moan.
At that she blinked with annoyance and streaked away, the male in pursuit, and Aron after them.
An old woman playing with her grandchildren watched him from the sandbox, so he pretended to be a child, a child chasing cats, diving into the rosemary bushes, where he found them snuggling together like sweethearts.
This was a rude invasion of their privacy, and they turned to him with quiet dignity, their furry triangular heads merging first, then one behind the other, coolly studying him, till he bowed before the scepters in their eyes.
And then they scampered away.
And then they scampered away.
Aron chased after them, cutting across footpaths, jumping fences.
Stop it, Aron, are you crazy, he panted; the cats aligned their backs in search of another refuge, and Aron practically stumbled over them into their honeysuckle hideaway.
The two stared at him in sheer amazement, and Aron could imagine how he must appear to them.
Then a look flashed between them, their ears twitched.
An agreement had been reached.
With a sudden shiver they leaped out into the street.
Aron gave up the chase.
What did he care about cats, a boy his age.
See that, you’ve gone and torn your shirt.
And suddenly he was bounding after them.
Stop it, Aron, are you crazy, he panted; the cats aligned their backs in search of another refuge, and Aron practically stumbled over them into their honeysuckle hideaway.
The two stared at him in sheer amazement, and Aron could imagine how he must appear to them.
Then a look flashed between them, their ears twitched.
An agreement had been reached.
With a sudden shiver they leaped out into the street.
Aron gave up the chase.
What did he care about cats, a boy his age.
See that, you’ve gone and torn your shirt.
And suddenly he was bounding after them.
He followed them up Hechalutz Boulevard, and around the corner to Hagai Street, where they surprised him and scampered into the valley.
He’d never seen cats in the valley before.
Panting hard, he chased them, his face aflame, calling silently, Stop, stop; they were going too fast, and though he knew it was wrong to do what he was doing, he realized
he couldn’t stop himself now.
The cats paused a minute, okay, now turn around and go home, accept defeat, and again they took off with Aron after them, and he peeled himself off, layer by layer, and inside him there was something that ebbed and flowed and flooded his consciousness, but what did he care, Mutzi-Chaim used to nestle in the palm of his hand, and now look at her, strutting around with her tail in the air, to show off that pinkiness opening up, and the yellow tomcat pointed his ear at the little mouth.
Hey, wait a minute, be fair, but they wouldn’t stop, they lagged behind just long enough for him to catch up and then sprang full speed ahead, past the campfire sites where the fourth-grade Scouts came for their initiations, past the soccer field, and the rock ledge, and the cave where he sometimes took a shit; he could barely see, could barely breathe, he scanned the twilight for their eyes, which flashed at him like yellow droplets, thick as resin, blinking out of the bushes, and suddenly he noticed they were no longer in front but flanking him, like a pair of jailors past the tiny sewage stream and into the junkyard, where he collapsed in a heap.
He’d never seen cats in the valley before.
Panting hard, he chased them, his face aflame, calling silently, Stop, stop; they were going too fast, and though he knew it was wrong to do what he was doing, he realized
he couldn’t stop himself now.
The cats paused a minute, okay, now turn around and go home, accept defeat, and again they took off with Aron after them, and he peeled himself off, layer by layer, and inside him there was something that ebbed and flowed and flooded his consciousness, but what did he care, Mutzi-Chaim used to nestle in the palm of his hand, and now look at her, strutting around with her tail in the air, to show off that pinkiness opening up, and the yellow tomcat pointed his ear at the little mouth.
Hey, wait a minute, be fair, but they wouldn’t stop, they lagged behind just long enough for him to catch up and then sprang full speed ahead, past the campfire sites where the fourth-grade Scouts came for their initiations, past the soccer field, and the rock ledge, and the cave where he sometimes took a shit; he could barely see, could barely breathe, he scanned the twilight for their eyes, which flashed at him like yellow droplets, thick as resin, blinking out of the bushes, and suddenly he noticed they were no longer in front but flanking him, like a pair of jailors past the tiny sewage stream and into the junkyard, where he collapsed in a heap.
When Aron caught his breath again he saw that the cats had vanished in the dusk.
He lay heaving on the ground in the wavy shadow of an ancient Tupolino.
Last year he’d used this car for practice, but it was too easy, all four doors were a cinch to open, and he decided not to drag it across the valley, after all, to use in his act for the end-of-the-school-year party.
He tried to prop himself up against the car door or the refrigerator next to it, but he didn’t have the strength.
Next year he’d show them.
He’d get hold of a suitcase with steel locks.
He’d escape out of a barrel nailed shut with a sheet of canvas around it, or maybe a big glass cage.
He giggled to himself: How silly to go chasing cats like that.
He struggled to his feet and made his way up the path to the building project.
Those cats, what a riot.
He really had them hypnotized.
He lay heaving on the ground in the wavy shadow of an ancient Tupolino.
Last year he’d used this car for practice, but it was too easy, all four doors were a cinch to open, and he decided not to drag it across the valley, after all, to use in his act for the end-of-the-school-year party.
He tried to prop himself up against the car door or the refrigerator next to it, but he didn’t have the strength.
Next year he’d show them.
He’d get hold of a suitcase with steel locks.
He’d escape out of a barrel nailed shut with a sheet of canvas around it, or maybe a big glass cage.
He giggled to himself: How silly to go chasing cats like that.
He struggled to his feet and made his way up the path to the building project.
Those cats, what a riot.
He really had them hypnotized.
When he reached the sidewalk in front of the building project he peered this way and that.
No sign of Gideon.
That was strange.
He went through the hallway into the back yard.
On the asphalt, outside the trash bins, he signed his autograph in piss, but ran out because there were too many letters in Kleinfeld.
Phew, what a fright he gave those cats.
What persistence.
He shook it once, he shook it twice, the last drop fell in his pants, as usual.
No sign of Gideon.
That was strange.
He went through the hallway into the back yard.
On the asphalt, outside the trash bins, he signed his autograph in piss, but ran out because there were too many letters in Kleinfeld.
Phew, what a fright he gave those cats.
What persistence.
He shook it once, he shook it twice, the last drop fell in his pants, as usual.
And suddenly, somehow, he was knocking at the door upstairs, and
Manny, Gideon’s big brother, opened it wearing a gym shirt and said Gideon wasn’t home yet, but come in, he’ll probably be back soon.
Aron said he just dropped by to check, and Manny said Sure, sure, and went back to his calisthenics on the carpet.
Aron sat down on the sofa, now he realized how exhausted he was from all that running.
Never mind.
It keeps you fit.
He leafed abstractedly through the
Guinness Book of World Records
in English, glancing up from time to time to follow Manny’s muscles bulging walnutlike as he got in shape to be a pilot in the air force.
Aron mouthed the English captions: the fastest man in the world, the biggest omelette, the longest fingernail.
Still, Gideon didn’t come home.
Eddy, the student lodger, had opened the door twice already to ask if Mira was back yet.
He’s waiting for her like I’m waiting for Gideon, mused Aron as he sprawled on the sofa, closed his eyes, and fell to Aroning, thinking about Mira, Gideon’s mother, smiling behind dark reading glasses, a petite, retiring woman, he imagined her mouth now, red and soft; what time is it, twenty to six.
Manny, Gideon’s big brother, opened it wearing a gym shirt and said Gideon wasn’t home yet, but come in, he’ll probably be back soon.
Aron said he just dropped by to check, and Manny said Sure, sure, and went back to his calisthenics on the carpet.
Aron sat down on the sofa, now he realized how exhausted he was from all that running.
Never mind.
It keeps you fit.
He leafed abstractedly through the
Guinness Book of World Records
in English, glancing up from time to time to follow Manny’s muscles bulging walnutlike as he got in shape to be a pilot in the air force.
Aron mouthed the English captions: the fastest man in the world, the biggest omelette, the longest fingernail.
Still, Gideon didn’t come home.
Eddy, the student lodger, had opened the door twice already to ask if Mira was back yet.
He’s waiting for her like I’m waiting for Gideon, mused Aron as he sprawled on the sofa, closed his eyes, and fell to Aroning, thinking about Mira, Gideon’s mother, smiling behind dark reading glasses, a petite, retiring woman, he imagined her mouth now, red and soft; what time is it, twenty to six.
Manny’s breathing was starting to grate on him.
The guy’s a fitness freak, he said to himself in the language of the boys at school.
The words didn’t suit him.
Manny had the same ears as Gideon and their mother.
Little pointy ones.
Manny’s sweat smelled like the locker room at school after the eighth-graders’ gym class.
Only a few of the boys in his class had that smell.
Let’s see, Avi Sasson had it, and Hanan Schweiky had it, and Eli Ben-Zikri the hood had it for sure, and what about Meirky Blutreich and Meirky Ganz … He counted on his fingers.
Quite a few, actually.
This smell too would have to be added to the list, ah, screw ’em.
What’s this, he chided himself, talking dirty like you know who.
But the clock on the buffet showed a quarter to six, so maybe Gideon really did go to the early show of
Dr.
No
.
The guy’s a fitness freak, he said to himself in the language of the boys at school.
The words didn’t suit him.
Manny had the same ears as Gideon and their mother.
Little pointy ones.
Manny’s sweat smelled like the locker room at school after the eighth-graders’ gym class.
Only a few of the boys in his class had that smell.
Let’s see, Avi Sasson had it, and Hanan Schweiky had it, and Eli Ben-Zikri the hood had it for sure, and what about Meirky Blutreich and Meirky Ganz … He counted on his fingers.
Quite a few, actually.
This smell too would have to be added to the list, ah, screw ’em.
What’s this, he chided himself, talking dirty like you know who.
But the clock on the buffet showed a quarter to six, so maybe Gideon really did go to the early show of
Dr.
No
.
“So, Aharon, you’ve come again, I see,” said Gideon’s father, entering in his bathrobe, his hairy legs showing.
“Gideon isn’t home yet.
How about a nice cup of tea?”
“Gideon isn’t home yet.
How about a nice cup of tea?”
Gideon’s father pronounced his name the way they do on the radio, Aharon, with the accent on the last syllable, which sounded a little silly; ridiculous, in fact.
Aron had once heard him telling Gideon: “I’ll always love you as a son, but you have to earn my friendship.”
It made Aron cringe to hear Gideon’s father say those words in the course of some
trivial argument.
Aron was aghast, how could he talk like that to another human being, even if he was his son.
Aron had once heard him telling Gideon: “I’ll always love you as a son, but you have to earn my friendship.”
It made Aron cringe to hear Gideon’s father say those words in the course of some
trivial argument.
Aron was aghast, how could he talk like that to another human being, even if he was his son.
“Please, don’t be shy,” he said, holding out a box of cat tongues.
Aron shrugged politely, the way he’d been taught.
In this house manners were important.
It wasn’t phoniness.
It was refinement.
Aron shrugged politely, the way he’d been taught.
In this house manners were important.
It wasn’t phoniness.
It was refinement.
“Go on, have some.
Gideon just loves them.
Cat tongues are his favorite chocolates.”
Gideon just loves them.
Cat tongues are his favorite chocolates.”
Chocolates, he drawled, in a voice both disdainful and self-deprecating, always wary, always sly.
How could Gideon stand him.
And on top of everything, he didn’t have a job.
He wasn’t prepared to go out and work from eight to four like other people.
That’s why they had to take in a lodger, and Gideon’s mother, Mira, wore her fingers to the bone typing.
Once or twice Gideon had mentioned that his father was doing research for a book or something, but none of the neighbors thought much of him.
In the morning you’d see him mincing across the valley to the university, maybe he sat in the library there.
But usually he stayed at home, stinking up the house; he even did the cooking and the ironing, and hung the laundry out to dry.
You’d have to shoot me before I let a man in my kitchen, said Aron’s mother.
What, let a man futz around with the pots all day.
How could Gideon stand him.
And on top of everything, he didn’t have a job.
He wasn’t prepared to go out and work from eight to four like other people.
That’s why they had to take in a lodger, and Gideon’s mother, Mira, wore her fingers to the bone typing.
Once or twice Gideon had mentioned that his father was doing research for a book or something, but none of the neighbors thought much of him.
In the morning you’d see him mincing across the valley to the university, maybe he sat in the library there.
But usually he stayed at home, stinking up the house; he even did the cooking and the ironing, and hung the laundry out to dry.
You’d have to shoot me before I let a man in my kitchen, said Aron’s mother.
What, let a man futz around with the pots all day.
Other books
Much Ado About Mother by Bonaduce, Celia
06 by Last Term at Malory Towers
Sherlock Holmes: The American Years by Michael Kurland
Lady Belling's Secret by Bright, Amylynn
Fahrenheit 1600 (Victor Kozol) by Jerry Weber
See You Tomorrow by Tore Renberg
Allure by Michelle Betham
The Deadly Nightshade by Justine Ashford
Surviving Brooklyn (Brooklyn Series Book 1) by York, Elizabeth
Natalie and the Downside-Up Birthday by Dandi Daley Mackall
