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LUMPY-HEAD
FRED

Have you heard
    about the boy called
    Lumpy-head Fred?

He sleeps
at the top
of a
100-decker
bed!

But
poor
old
Fred
always
falls
out of
bed.

Which
is why
he has
such a
lumpy
bumpy
head.

BRAVE DAVE

            This is Dave
                          who, during the day,
is

REALLY,

REALLY,

    But, during the night,
    when there's no light,
    Dave is NOT brave.
He takes fright.

Each noise
he hears
increases
his fears.

Every

BUMP,

every

THUMP

makes his
poor heart

JUMP!

He sucks
his thumb.

He
calls
for
his
mum.

He can't wait
for the
morning
to come.

So if you need
a brave job done
call Dave in the day …

but, at night,
call his mum.

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