The Best of Down Goes Brown

The Internet is a wonderful thing, and it looks like it's here to stay. This is mostly a good thing, but I must admitâwith the advent of the information super highway, where virtually anyone can start their own website and “blog” to their heart's content, and the meteoric rise of social media outlets such as Twitter, where anyone, and I mean
anyone
, can have a “voice”âthere have been occasions when I've seen or read certain things on ye olde Internet that suggest not every voice needs to be heard. But one of the voices from the wilds of cyberspace that does need to be heard, and has been heard, is that of Sean McIndoe.

Sean
who
?

Yeah, that was my first reaction, too. At first I thought the old Buffalo Brave NBA player had come back in the form of a wisecracking wordsmith with a passion for all things hockey â¦ and the Toronto Maple Leafs. But that was Bob (Two for) McAdoo, who I used to go watch when the Braves played some of their NBA games at Maple Leaf Gardens once upon a time.

You might know Sean McIndoe better as “Down Goes Brown.” Or maybe not. Quick funny story for you in that regard.

I was in Ottawa for the 2012 NHL All-Star Game. One of my superiors at TSNâand I have manyâmentioned that Sean McIndoe was dropping by for a visit. I probably should have asked, “Who the heck is Sean McIndoe?” but I'm like a lot of know-it-alls â¦ when I don't know something, I'm not too quick to admit it. So I nodded knowingly and said, “Great.”

Not long after that, a rather genial young man was introduced to me as Sean. We shook hands and made small talkâthe kind where you say only enough so as not to reveal your total ignorance of who you're actually talking to. Afterwards I went on my merry way, though it was bothering me a little that I didn't really know who I had just met. So I went back to my superiorâthe Evil Quizmaster of
NHL on TSN
fameâand quizzed him as follows:

“Who was that Sean guy I just talked to?” I asked.

“Sean McIndoe,” said the Evil Quizmaster.

“I know that,” I replied. “But who is he?”

“Down Goes Brown,” the Quizmaster said.

“Well, why didn't you say so?” I said. “Down Goes Brown, I know Down Goes Brown.”

Fortunately, Sean McIndoe was still in the vicinity and I made some lame pretext to start up another conversation with him. This time I praised at great length some of his wonderful work as Down Goes Brownâa fairly lame and transparent effort by me to reconcile my previous lapse into oblivion.

Down Goes Brown is a very funny sonofagun. Sean McIndoe probably is as well.

I couldn't tell you exactly when I first heard of the blogger and diehard Maple Leaf fan living in Ottawa, which in and of itself is a ridiculously hilarious premise to begin with. Someone had been talking about Down Goes Brown, and I had the occasion to read something he wrote. I remember saying, “Hey, this is pretty good. This is funny.”

Soon after that I was exposed to DGB's witticisms on Twitter, and I can attest there are few who make me smile or laugh more with a 140-character assault on the funny bone.

One of the good things about the Internet is that it subscribes to Darwinism, the old survival-of-the-fittest concept. Which is to say, it's one thing to have a “voice,” but it's quite another to have something to say that enough people want to read on a consistent basis, making it worthwhile to keep writing. And it's that much more difficult if you're trying to be funny. Because funny ain't easy. Being funny is hard.

Down Goes Brown has passed that test, over and over and over again. He's funny, witty, sharp, self-deprecating, and he can write. This book you have in your hands is proof of all of that. So is his Twitter feed or his work on his website or in the
National Post
or on Grantland. It brings a tear to the eyeâlittle Down Goes Brown is all growed up; he's moved out of his parents' basement (I don't actually know if his parents even have a basement, never mind whether he lived in it) and gone all “mainstream media” on us. Which doesn't really matter a bit, because if you do good work, where it appears is far less important than the quality. Do good work and people will find you. It's really that simple.

The piece Down Goes Brown wrote for his website on June 15, 2011âa game story recap published
before
the BostonâVancouver Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finalâis one of the most creative examples of writing I've seen. Turns out Down Goes Brown is not only funny, he's smart, too.

As for Sean McIndoe, well, I guess it's fair to say I wouldn't know him if I backed over him with my truck â¦ I think I just opened the door for a Down Goes Brown piece on Bill Berg.

Enjoy.

Foreword
by James Duthie

“
The Best of Down Goes Brown
is a wild and whimsical ride through the world of sports through the eyes of one of the funniest and most creative writers of our generation."

âJames Duthie,
multiple Gemini Award-winning host of
The NHL on TSN
/best-selling author/ surprisingly chiseled physique

Editor: Uh, James? We asked you to write a
foreword
for this book, not a one-line quote. Oh, and by the way, if it were just a quote we wanted, we'd probably just use “
The NHL on TSN
Host” as your description.

Oh.

Well that bites. I always wanted to be one of those important-sounding guys on the back cover of books who use phrases like “whimsical ride.” Now what the heck am I supposed to do? A full foreword? I mean, Down Goes Brown is freakin' hilarious and by far my favorite follow on Twitter, but c'mon, who tries to pass off a collection of funny columns as an actual book?

Editor: Ahh â¦ you did. Two years ago.

Crap. Damn you editors and your smartypants memories. Okay, I did write a book of sports columns. And some were kind of funny.
^*

But here's the thing. Back then, I didn't have much competition in the “Light-hearted-Sports-Columns-Mostly-about-Hockey-by-an-Ottawa-Guy-on-the-Internet” category.

Then Sean and his alter ego Down Goes Brown came along. I found him on Twitter, and he made me laugh out loud back when laughing out loud was something you really did, instead of an acronym you text someone after they text you something that isn't nearly funny enough to actually make you laugh out loud. DGB really will make you LOL until your BCOYN (Beer Comes Out Your Noseâ¦ . Yeah, I made that one up, but I think it might really catch on with the kids).

I'll admit I'm jealous of Sean now. I hardly have time to write anymore (TV boy trying to sound busy and important), and when I do, it's impossible to compete with his sick, demented (ultimate compliment words in my world) view of the sports world. Plus, now he's going to steal all my Funny Canadian Sports Column Book Groupies.
^**

The Best of Down Goes Brown
is warped, whimsical (snuck it in â¦ oh sweet victory), giddy fun from start to finish. This will be the funniest book you read this year. Hands down. (Unless you read the Swedish versions of the Stieg Larsson books â¦ on Demerol after surgery.)

^*Â If you read them really drunk. Or on Demerol after surgery.

^**Â Okay, there was only one. Tanya in Montreal. Showed up for my signing looking forâ¦hehâ¦hehâ¦hehâ¦more than a book. (She had the date wrong. Thought it was a Jamie Oliver signing.)

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