The Backwoods (32 page)
Authors: Edward Lee
“Is that possible?”
“In my opinion, no.” The coroner shrugged, just as frustrated now as Patricia. “That’s why we call this kind of death undetermined and curious.”
You can say that again. . . .
Patricia passed back the folder. She was glad not to have it in her hands anymore.
What am I going to tell Judy
? She struggled with the thought.
Patricia passed back the folder. She was glad not to have it in her hands anymore.
What am I going to tell Judy
? She struggled with the thought.
Nothing,
I guess.
I just won’t tell her anything.
I guess.
I just won’t tell her anything.
“What’s stranger,” Baker said, “is the fact that Dwayne Parker was a resident of Agan’s Point, the crabbing town out on the water.”
“Why is that strange?” Patricia asked.
“Because it really is a quiet little place. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a decedent from Agan’s Point who didn’t die from old age. Then all of a sudden, in little more than a week we get Dwayne Parker, plus two brutal mutilations and two people burned to death.”
The Hilds and the Ealds, Patricia knew. “All from Agan’s Point. Did you find any evidence of drugs in any of the bodies?”
Baker shook her head. “The narcotics unit
and
the Agan’s Point police chief both asked me for full tox screens—something about crystal methamphetamine. There was nothing in any of them, no CDS of any kind, no marijuana, not even any trace alcohol. But that’s not even what I was going to mention.
That’s
not the strange part.”
and
the Agan’s Point police chief both asked me for full tox screens—something about crystal methamphetamine. There was nothing in any of them, no CDS of any kind, no marijuana, not even any trace alcohol. But that’s not even what I was going to mention.
That’s
not the strange part.”
“What is?”
“The body that came in this morning.”
Patricia’s brow furrowed. “Not another Agan’s Point resident . . .”
“I’m afraid so. The sixth one now.”
“Who?”
“Forty-five-year-old male Caucasian named Robert Caudill, aka Junior.”
The name rang a bell. “I remember when I was a kid, he and his twin brother were the neighborhood bullies.” Patricia pinched her chin. “And he was murdered?”
“Don’t know,” Baker replied. “I don’t see how it
could
be a homicide, but . . .” She sighed, blowing a tress of blond hair. “Since the governor’s office told me to open all doors to you . . . I guess I can show you. You want to see?”
could
be a homicide, but . . .” She sighed, blowing a tress of blond hair. “Since the governor’s office told me to open all doors to you . . . I guess I can show you. You want to see?”
She’s asking me if I want to see
a fat
redneck’s corpse.
Patricia told herself. She gritted her teeth and said, “Yes, please.”
a fat
redneck’s corpse.
Patricia told herself. She gritted her teeth and said, “Yes, please.”
Whatever it is, it can’t be
any weirder
than the picture of
Dwayne.
any weirder
than the picture of
Dwayne.
Patricia was quite wrong about that, which she would discern in a moment. She followed the attractive coroner through the front office and into a door that read, SUITE 1—DO NOT ENTER. At once a strong scent accosted her nostrils. “It’s formalin; you’ll get used to it,” Baker said. “All-purpose preservative.” Overhead fluorescent tubes threw the ghastliest tint about the room; Patricia supposed it was just her imagination—she was in a morgue—but somehow that tint made her feel unnaturally close to death. Ranks of storage shelves behind them sat heavy with big smoke-colored glass bottles: JORE’S, ZENKER’S SOLUTION, PHENOL 20 PERCENT. A tin tray marked AMYLOID/FAT NECROSIS PREP held several bottles of iodine and copper sulphate. A large sink and heat-sealing iron hung on the same wall. Basically the room could’ve passed for any high school biology lab, save for one fact: high school biology labs didn’t have a covered dead body sitting in the middle of them.
Patricia’s stomach flipped when she glimpsed the covered bulk. White light glinted like abstract art in the crinkles of the black plastic sheet.
Baker seemed nonchalant when she whipped the sheet off the table.
What am I doing here
? Patricia yelled at herself.
? Patricia yelled at herself.
The body lay there so candidly it seemed surreal, like the graphics in a CD-ROM game—a spooky veil like tulle that somehow enhanced details instead of detracting from them. The body lay on a stainless-steel morgue platform that came equipped with a removable drain trap, gutters for “organic outflow,” and a motorized height adjustment. The corpse’s image was blatant, like a surprise shout in the dark.
“Here he is,” Baker announced in her snippy Southern drawl. “Robert—Junior—Caudill.”
Patricia didn’t allow herself to look at the body directly, opting for peripheral side glances. The pallor of the flesh reminded her of the water chestnuts that Byron used to make rumaki at home; the unused chestnuts would always sit in the fridge too long, and start to turn brown. Junior Caudill was a big man—and a plump one—much of his body fat settling like raw lard on the stainless-steel table. One morbid glimpse at his groin showed her the purple nose of a penis shriveled so severely that it could’ve been a mushroom in a bird’s nest.
Oh, my God, I’m looking at a cadaver. . . .
When she closed her eyes she found the formalin fumes seemed to sting. The afterimage of the white face lingered behind her eyes. She only vaguely remembered the man from her youth, a problem child and troublemaker who’d dropped out of school early. Had she seen him and his brother at Dwayne’s funeral? Probably, but she didn’t even care. Come to think of it, she didn’t even care that he was dead. At least the body hadn’t been cut open yet. Had Baker been able to establish cause of death without a full autopsy?
Oh, my God, I’m looking at a cadaver. . . .
When she closed her eyes she found the formalin fumes seemed to sting. The afterimage of the white face lingered behind her eyes. She only vaguely remembered the man from her youth, a problem child and troublemaker who’d dropped out of school early. Had she seen him and his brother at Dwayne’s funeral? Probably, but she didn’t even care. Come to think of it, she didn’t even care that he was dead. At least the body hadn’t been cut open yet. Had Baker been able to establish cause of death without a full autopsy?
Finally she choked out the question: “Okay, it’s a dead body, so what’s so strange about it?”
Baker snapped on a light board on the wall. “Here’s a transabdominal X-ray of Dwayne Parker,” she said, clipping a large sheet of film to the board. Murky shades and shapes seemed to throb. “It’s normal.” Her lithe finger pointed. “Normal GI tract, cardiopulmonary process, liver, bladder, spleen. Everything that’s supposed to be there is there.”
“Except his head,” Patricia noted when she looked higher and saw that the boundary of the X-ray ended at the shoulders.
“Yes, but this isn’t about Dwayne Parker’s head. This is about Robert Caudill.” And then just as quickly as she spoke, she pinned up another sheet of X-ray film.
Patricia caught the dissimilarity in an instant. Dwayne’s X-ray clearly showed the presence of his internal organs.
Junior Caudill’s X-ray clearly showed an
absence
of internal organs.
absence
of internal organs.
“Where are his organs?” Patricia asked baldly. “You haven’t autopsied the body yet—I don’t even see any cuts on it.”
“There aren’t any cuts, and, no, I haven’t done the post yet. I’ve only done some preliminaries so far.” Baker sat down as if fatigued or repressing an agitation. “The only thing I can think of is maybe the decedent was exposed to a strain of flesh-eating bacteria, like an internalized version of the one in England, or maybe he died from a corrosive digestive virus.”
Patricia asked the strangest question, then, ever to pass her lips: “So his organs dissolved?”
Baker’s sleek shoulders shrugged. “I don’t know. Maybe. There are no other contraindications if that’s the case. E. coli, for instance, has been known to liquefy parts of the digestive system, and then the effluent drains from the rectal canal—”
Patricia was suddenly delighted she hadn’t eaten yet today, for surely she would’ve deposited her last meal right here on the floor or perhaps even on the corpse of Robert “Junior” Caudill.
“But there’s virtually no clinical evidence of an effluent void from the rectum, because I inspected his rectum
thoroughly,″
Baker insisted, as though her competency were in question.
thoroughly,″
Baker insisted, as though her competency were in question.
Patricia closed her eyes.
This woman has
a lousy. job. . . . She let her eyes stray around the room, to any place away from the corpse. Her mind was ticking with questions. But then something snagged an eye: something on the counter, at the other side of the room.
This woman has
a lousy. job. . . . She let her eyes stray around the room, to any place away from the corpse. Her mind was ticking with questions. But then something snagged an eye: something on the counter, at the other side of the room.
Two clear plastic bags, one large, one smaller.
“What’s that? In those bags?”
Baker looked over, uninterested. “Oh, that’s some stuff the EMTs brought over; some of it was in his pockets or near the corpse on the floor. I bagged it as evidence.”
Patricia walked over; she was pretty sure she noticed what was in the larger bag. “But what is it exactly?”
“Looks like a couple of pieces of crystal meth in the little bag, and—”
“An envelope in the other bag?”
“Yes.”
Patricia leaned over and saw the outside of the envelope. Junior Caudill’s name and address, in craggy handwriting.
“Don’t open the bags,” Baker reminded her. “You don’t want
your
fingerprints on police evidence.”
your
fingerprints on police evidence.”
No, of course not
. . . Patricia came back toward the table. “What was in the envelope?”
. . . Patricia came back toward the table. “What was in the envelope?”
“Just a piece of paper with a weird word written on it,” Baker replied. “Wend-something. I’m not sure.”
Just like the letter to Dwayne
. Patricia already knew.
. Patricia already knew.
“So,” the coroner continued. She stood up with an exasperated sigh. “I might as well show you what I already know.” And next she skimmed off her lab coat, flapped on a rubberized apron, and snapped on rubber gloves.
She’s as confused about this as I am,
Patricia realized
, and she’s getting mad.
Patricia realized
, and she’s getting mad.
Now Baker donned a clear-visored face shield and flipped the shield down, blond hair shimmering around the straps. She snatched up a silver device that looked like a metal can lid fixed to the top of an electric toothbrush. A brand name could clearly be made out on the tool’s body—STRYKER—and a moment later Patricia realized with a jolt of adrenaline that this tool was an autopsy saw.
Patricia’s hands shot up. “Oh, no, really, it’s not necessary for you to show me. . . .” But her plea was too late.
Her skin crawled as if aswarm with cockroaches, and her shoulders contracted when the extraordinarily genteel and preposterously attractive coroner revved the saw like the most monstrous dentist’s drill and began to cut a straight line from Junior Caudill’s pubic bone to the bottom of his sternum. With the saw’s grisly whine, flecks of clotted blood flew out of the groove and specked her apron and face shield. As the blade continued to cut upward, Junior’s dead, pallid body fat jiggled on the slab.
I’ve got to get out of here, I’ve got to
. . . Patricia began to feel faint. This was not a place for her. She liked to think of herself as a realist—and this was indeed reality—but by now she’d simply had enough. Just as she would have turned around and run out of the morgue suite, though, the saw’s awful whine stopped.
. . . Patricia began to feel faint. This was not a place for her. She liked to think of herself as a realist—and this was indeed reality—but by now she’d simply had enough. Just as she would have turned around and run out of the morgue suite, though, the saw’s awful whine stopped.
It was obvious now that the coroner’s perplexion and sheer rage at the anomaly had been building up within the constraints of her temper, and now those constraints were snapping.
She threw the saw down on the counter, flipped up her visor, then slapped her gloved hands down onto the corpse. She pulled open the great rift sawed into Junior’s belly, then thrust a hand in and felt around like someone searching for a lost object under the bed. “See? See? I’m showing you what we already know. Look!”
Patricia ground her teeth, her eyelids appalled slits, and she leaned over and glimpse into the absolutely vacant area of space that was Junior Caudill’s abdominal vault.
“There are no fuckin’ organs inside this fat fuckin’ redneck!” the coroner nearly wailed.
Patricia turned away, stumbled to a lab table, and sat down, exhausted.
Moments of silence passed. Baker was now finished with the outburst that had obviously been mounting all morning; she daintily hung up her apron and face shield, and dropped her rubber gloves into a pedal-operated garbage can that read, HAZARDOUS WASTE ONLY. At once she was demure-voiced again, totally out of place here with her tight jeans, magnificent body, and lilting Southern accent.
“So much for that,” she said.
Patricia struggled to banish the imagery from her mind. She looked up wearily at the other woman. “So what will you put on the death certificate as a cause of death?”
“Undetermined and curious,” Baker said.
(II)“Magic, huh?” Pam asked, looking over her shoulder from the coffee machine.
“That’s right,” Ricky Caudill sputtered back at her. Through the jail bars he looked like exactly what he was: a busted, washed-up, no-account rube. “It’s that Squatter voodoo they got goin’ on,” he assured her. All morning long, in fact, he’d elaborated on the details of last night, leaving out the part about killing David Eald and his daughter and then burning their shack down. “Everybody knows that Everd ’n’ that nutty wife a’ his are into it. Fucker cursed me right in my own house, and it was that magic a’ his that he used to kill my brother.”
“Ricky, it was
alcoholism
that killed your brother,” Pam replied. “Same thing that’ll kill you someday.”
alcoholism
that killed your brother,” Pam replied. “Same thing that’ll kill you someday.”
“Shee-it.”
Pam traipsed back to her desk, perky as ever
. These redneck losers
are just so funny!
They’d blame anybody and everything for their dysfunctional lives. She’d heard it all from similar folk sitting in that cell.
At least this dolt is original. He’s not blaming the police or his wife or his boss for his problems. He’s blaming the Squatters! He’s telling me that Everd Stanherd is a warlock and he’s cursed him!
. These redneck losers
are just so funny!
They’d blame anybody and everything for their dysfunctional lives. She’d heard it all from similar folk sitting in that cell.
At least this dolt is original. He’s not blaming the police or his wife or his boss for his problems. He’s blaming the Squatters! He’s telling me that Everd Stanherd is a warlock and he’s cursed him!
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