The Anubis Gates (37 page)

“We’re taking command of this vessel,” he cried in a voice tight with restrained laughter, for he realized that he’d read about this adventure only a few hours ago. “Burghard, how do you get this thing running again?”

“Stowell,” the leader called over the rail, “get the back wheels pushed all the way over and then all of you get in. Everybody’s used to seeing this thing tacking around the river—our man won’t notice if it follows him.”

“It be my boat, though, mate,” objected a tubby man in the stern, who scrambled to his feet as the tiller moved slowly over.

Burghard handed him some coins. “Here. We’ll not mistreat her, and we’ll leave her on the south shore. Oh, and—” he counted out some more coins, “—this is yours too if we can have your masks and torches.”

The owner weighed the coins against the obvious determination of the boarders, then shrugged. “Abandon ship, lads,” he called to his companions. “And leave the masks and lights—we’ve got enough here for a whole butt of sack.”

The evicted sailors climbed over the gunwales and dropped to the ice cheerfully, and as the last of Burghard’s men swung aboard, the sail filled again and the boat began to rock forward.

Burghard, wearing some kind of blue and red toucan mask, worked the tiller and sheet carefully in order to follow but not overtake Romany, and they had got nearly all the way across, and were within thirty yards of the Jeter Lane stairs, when the bounding Romany glanced back for the third time, did a double take, and then skidded to a halt, aware at last that he was being followed. “He’s seen us!” Doyle yelled, but Burghard had already wrenched the tiller all the way over to the left, and the boat heeled, tilting dangerously to port as the two wooden wheels on that side kicked up sprays of shaved ice, then righted itself with a slam and cut sharply to starboard, no longer heading for the stairs but aiming straight at a long section of dock. Doyle stood up and drew his sword, and then instantly pitched it away, for it was not a sword at all, but a long silver snake looping back to bite him. A moment later his dagger began to squirm strongly out of its sheath, and it took both hands to hold it in. His clothes were undulating in an insane peristalsis, his mask was flapping wildly on his face, and the very hull under his feet was heaving up and down like the ribs of a big, panting animal. Realizing through his panic that he was in the midst of some awful sorcerous focus, he used the hull’s next heave as a springboard and catapulted right over the side of the rushing, wriggling boat; he landed on his outstretched hands and curled into a tumble. He rolled several yards and then slid to a stop a second or two after the wheeled boat plowed into the dock, loudly shattering the hull and the mast and pitching members of the Antaeus Brotherhood in all directions like bowling pins,

Doyle sat up, wrenched off his palpitating cat mask and flung it as far as he could, and then he noticed his dagger, which had fallen out of its sheath, crawling toward him like a big inchworm; he kicked it away—and instantly felt an almost crippling disorientation engulf him, for though it bounced away as limber as a length of rubber hose, it clinked each time it hit the ice.

Burghard was up on his feet again only a moment after he hit the ice, and though his face was a grimace of pain he managed to croak, “Up onto the land!” as he forced himself to limp forward. Flames had begun to lick up brightly here and there from the shattered hull. One of the boat’s wheels, wrenched loose from its axle, was rolling slowly around on the ice, its painted mouth opening and closing spasmodically and its painted eyes darting about with malign will; and as the flames found and streaked ravenously up the margins of the sail, the face painted on it rolled its eyes and crumpled its canvas furiously as it mouthed unreadable words.

Stowell, his face red as he struggled to stop his scarf from strangling him, bumped into Doyle on his way to the dock, and Doyle shook himself, took a deep breath and followed him. Something had begun to go wrong with the air—it tasted bad, and burned in Doyle’s eyes and nose and lungs, and he could feel the strength draining out of him.

A litter of wriggling and dancing pieces of broken wood had congregated in front of the nearest dock ladder, lashing out at the knees and rolling under the boots of anyone who tried to get near it—one man had fallen and almost been pounded to death before Burghard dragged him clear—and so Doyle simply picked the lurching Stowell up by his belt and collar and, after two swings to get momentum, used very bit of his remaining strength to fling the man powerfully upward; then Doyle fell to his knees and with dimming sight watched the man hurtle up, his arms and legs waving, and plop lightly onto the surface of the dock.

The air was astringent now with fumes like sulphur and chlorine, and Doyle knew that even if the jumping boards moved aside he wouldn’t have the strength to crawl over to the ladder and climb it. He pitched over on his side and rolled onto his back, and with no interest he watched Stowell lean over the edge of the dock, his face lit by the mounting flames, and reach downward with his sword. Doyle was faintly jealous that Stowell’s sword was straight and solid, while his own had turned into a leaping eel. Then he stopped thinking about that and every other thing.

Burghard, still somehow on his feet, staggered into the middle of the crowd of sticks, and as they cracked viciously at his knees and cartwheeled up to slam into his crotch and belly, and as he started to fall he snatched desperately upward and grabbed the razor-edged foible of the downward extended sword.

Instantly the sticks backed away from him, making a frustrated racket of knocking.

Burghard got his feet back under himself to take the weight off his mangled hand, and he inhaled shudderingly. “To me, Antei.’” he fairly screamed. Longwell crawled forward, one arm covering his head against the savage pounding of the wood pieces, and reached out and grabbed the chain that trailed from Burghard’s boot.

The sticks and boards spun away from him.

One by one three other men dragged themselves over to join the chain. The thwarted pieces of lumber—reinforced every moment by new boards, some of them afire, springing away from the burning hulk—skated and whirled toward the still unconnected Doyle. The smaller pieces moved faster, and as they found him and began to rap at his face, Burghard yelled,

“Reach him, one of you, quick!”

The man on the end of the chain strained, but couldn’t reach Doyle. The man glanced back and saw that the big, skull smasher sized boards were only a few yards away and closing in fast, and so with a hoarse curse he undid the leather restraining loop, drew his dagger, reached out and used the tip to pull Doyle’s foot close enough so that he could stab it right through and moor the point firmly in the ice underneath.

Heat spread from Doyle’s foot, relaxing his nearly petrified muscles, and finally reached his head, driving out of it the visions of huge, multiplying crystals that had been holding what minimal attention he was still capable of. He sat up on the ice, and as alertness washed hotly through him he became aware of the dagger transfixing his foot and the litter of lumber scuttling away from him to batter a couple of motionless human forms sprawled too far out to have been reached by the Antaeus chain.

“You!” Burghard was yelling. “With the beard! Don’t pull your foot free until you’ve got hold of Friedeman’s hand!”

Doyle nodded and inched his way back toward the man with the dagger. “Don’t worry,” he called to Burghard. “I’m not going to break the connection.” He reached Friedeman’s free hand and clasped it, and then the man levered the dagger blade loose and drew it out of Doyle’s foot. He sheathed it and reached behind himself to join hands with the man who had been gripping his boot chain. When Burghard said, “Up,” the five men rose shakily.

Doyle’s foot felt like the knife blade was still in it, and when the string of men began shuffling and limping carefully along the foot of the dock toward the ladder he looked back and saw that he was leaving steaming dark stains on the ice and that where his foot had originally been nailed down there was a large irregular dark blot, already iced over.

“Hang onto the man above you, and just use your feet on the ladder,” called Burghard, who now stood on the dock, his face visibly pale even in the orange firelight. “We’ll pull you up.”

In a couple of minutes Doyle and five members of the Antaeus Brotherhood sat or stood swaying unsteadily on the dock, catching their breath, basking in the heat from the burning boat and letting the healing strength spread upward through their boot chains like restoring slugs of brandy.

“He’s… moved on after swatting us,” Burghard panted as he knotted a handkerchief around his cut hand. “We’re lucky that he … underestimated the amount of time he had, and just shot the quick spell of Malign Animation at us. If he’d taken the time to chant the Deadly Air spell right away… “

A man was dashing across the ice toward them. “Ye sons of bitches!” screamed the portly owner of the destroyed boat. He gestured expressively at his unfortunate craft. “I’ll have ye all dragged before the magistrates!”

Burghard fumbled awkwardly in a pocket with his good but wrong side hand, yanked out a purse and tossed it. “Our apologies,” he shouted as the man caught it. “There is enough there for a new boat and to pay for your time while you find one.”

He turned to Doyle and the others. “We lost six men here,” he said quietly. “And some of you have sustained injuries that need immediate attention—your foot, sir, is a case in point—and our second greatest armor—ready cash—is gone. It would not be cowardly at this point to fall back to our rooms and… patch ourselves up, get some food and sleep, and pursue this matter on the morrow.”

Doyle, who had taken off his boot and knotted a section of his scarf around his foot and soaked it in brandy, pulled the boot back on, gritting his teeth against the pain, and then looked up at Burghard. “I’ve got to go on,” he said hoarsely, “if I’m ever to get home. But you’re right. You people have done… far more than I ever had a right to ask. And I’m terribly sorry about your six men.”

He stood up, glad now of the intense cold, for it acted as an anesthetic on his foot.

Longwell shook his head unhappily. “No,” he said. “On the north side of the river I’d have been most willing to forego the chase and return to our dinner. But now that McHugh and Kickham and the others are killed—I couldn’t savor the port, knowing that their slayer was at liberty… and probably boasting of his deed.”

“Aye,” said Stowell, still fingering his scarf mistrustfully. “Time enough for food and drink after we’ve sent this fellow to hell.”

Burghard’s face, haggard as sea-polished driftwood in the orange light, broke into a hard grin. “So be it. And, sir,” he said, turning to Doyle, “neither trouble nor flatter yourself with the notion that these men died in aid of you. This is the work we’re paid for, and the considerable danger is the reason for our considerable pay. And if you hadn’t pitched Stowell to safety, we’d all be lying dead out there. You can walk?”

“I will walk.”

“Very well.” Burghard stepped to the edge of the dock. “Is the payment adequate?” he called to the boat’s owner, who was crouched on the ice watching it burn.

“Oh aye, aye,” the man nodded, waving cheerfully. “Ye be free always to borrow any boat of mine.”

“At least someone is clearing a profit this evening,” muttered Burghard bitterly.

The boat, a seething inferno now, rolled over and by slow degrees fell through the broken and melted ice, and through the clouds of steam the burning cross beams could be seen to fall one at a time, like counting fingers.

The innkeeper’s eyes narrowed with annoyance when Doyle ducked under the lintel and stepped into the room, then widened in surprise when he saw Burghard and the others follow him in. “This fellow is with you, Owen?” the innkeeper asked doubtfully.

“Yes, Boaz,” Burghard snapped, “and the Brotherhood will pay for all damages he may have done. Have you seen a—”

“The man who fell with me onto the tables,” Doyle interrupted. “Where is he?”

“That one? Yes, damn it, he—”

The house trembled, as if a powerful bass organ had begun playing a dirge in notes too deep to hear, and a high, flat singing could be faintly heard, seeming to come from a great distance away. The chain around Doyle’s ankle began vibrating strongly. It itched.

“Where is he?” Burghard shouted.

Abruptly a lot of things happened at once. The candles in the wooden chandeliers flared and spouted like Fourth of July fireworks, bouncing bright purple fireballs off the ceiling and casting heavy clouds of a shockingly malodorous smoke, and with a racket of tearing and snapping the tables sprang to pieces, tossing food, dishes, pitchers and diners in all directions, and as Doyle blinked roundabout in the sudden pandemonium he noticed that a long, twisting white funnel like a tornado had appeared over the head of Boaz the innkeeper. Doyle looked at the sprawled diners and saw a similar funnel twisting and swelling over each head. In sudden fright he looked up, but no ectoplasmic larva writhed above him, nor, he ascertained a moment later, over the heads of any of his companions.

It must be the chains, he thought, protecting us from this unholy Pentecost. Glancing down, he saw that his chain was fizzing brightly with gold sparks, and his companions each seemed to be wearing a whole ignited pack of sparklers on the right boot.

The exploded tables hastily reassembled themselves into vaguely anthropoid shapes, their face surfaces bristling with twitching splinters like iron filings on a magnet, and they began stumbling and lurching through the purple-lit smoke, slamming their wooden arms randomly against people, walls and each other, like blind berserkers.

“Circle!” Burghard yelled, and Doyle found himself pushed between Longwell and Stowell as the members of the Antaeus Brotherhood shifted their positions to form a loop. The others had drawn swords and daggers, and though Doyle couldn’t see how such mundane weapons could damage adversaries like these, he crouched forward to wrench the sword from the scabbard of a diner who’d been felled on his way to the door.