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The aliens were scurrying up a passage to his left. Tui gave chase, pounding two more to the deck from behind. The last one was only a few yards away, running panic-stricken toward a translucent wall at the end of the corridor. Tui thought he had it cornered. Tui was about to strike when the alien disappeared straight through the shimmering wall. It solidified as the alien passed through it, and Tui slammed heavily into the now-solid wall. Shaken, he sat reeling on the deck. Then, hearing a noise behind him, he turned to see a hatch open a few yards back up the corridor. He staggered over and looked down, only to see trees passing swiftly some 30 feet below in the dim light of dawn.

He received a sudden sharp jab in his back and fell forward, out of the hatch. As he plummeted, he saw the large, silver-gray, metallic, disc-shaped craft he had just fallen out of shoot upward and disappear behind a cloud.

Tui landed heavily in a freshly raked sand trap in the Royal Golf Course in Rotorua, on the North Island, and passed out. He came to at the sound of a stern voice above him. Early-morning golfers had found him naked and unconscious and called the police.

After being questioned at the local police station, he was provided with a new set of clothes and released without charge, but with a warning. The interviewing officer, Constable Barry Goodmead, put the incident down to excessive drinking, but was unable to explain how Tui had traveled from Queenstown to Rotorua in just two hours. Tui, unable to live the story down, emigrated to Australia two years later and now works in a meat-packing factory near Bega, on the south coast of New South Wales.

WEBSITES

WWW.UFOEVIDENCE.ORG
One of the Internet's largest sources of research and information on the UFO phenomenon.

WWW.UFOCASEBOOK.COM
A popular information source on UFOs.

WWW.ABOVETOPSECRET.COM
A popular conspiracy theory website.

WWW.UFOS-ALIENS.CO.UK
One of Europe's largest UFO websites.

WWW.MUFON.COM
Mutual UFO Network

WWW.CUFOS.ORG
The Dr. J. Allen Hynek Center for UFO Studies

WWW.NARCAP.ORG
National Aviation Reporting Center on Anomalous Phenomena

WWW.NICAP.ORG
National Investigations Committee on Aerial Phenomena

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